so that's settled
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)
(not sure if shake is saying anyone is, prob just having a laugh, all i know is i didnt)
― hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)
HAT GAME ON 100 IMOhttp://www.spin.com/sites/all/files/styles/style820_546/public/131209-pixies-bass-a-perfect-circle-paz-lenchantin.jpg
― hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)
http://www.samviral.com/beck/beckmorningphase.png
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
whoa whoa whoa thats just hateful hers is way better
― hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)
yelawolf wears a hat now
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
http://assets.audiomack.com/rapxclusive/0b0e307c41054160ea878eff4a73a99f.jpg
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
he wears quite a few. (sidebar: man he used to be sorta good, what happened)
― wanky, self important humerlous posts (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
I like 'till it's gone' but i am not a music or hat critic
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
what a horribly formed "skinsman"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)
skinsman is what i imagine variety calls drummers
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)
Creepy-looking finger-sniffing guy takes out own Nice Guy psychodrama on Ed Sheeran, overreacts, calls bog-standard "why don't you fancy me?" lyrics "morally toxic", ends on predictable lecture about entitlement. And for why?
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/624-the-problem-with-ed-sheeran-and-nice-guys-like-him/
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 18:40 (eleven years ago)
finger sniffer in the header is lou barlow
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:05 (eleven years ago)
i dont think lou barlow wrote that (lol xps)
idk i read like 30 words of that, seemed ok
― wizaerd (Lamp), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)
That's completely wrong, he is sucking his thumb.
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)
it was kinda weird when he acknowledges the dino jr. song he drug into his whole thesis was probably lou writing to mascis and not a girl
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)
i really dug the philip sherburne panda bear piece, just kind of cool to see interesting media and video content integrated into the writing.
― marcos, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:09 (eleven years ago)
xp would be willing to wager everything I own that several hundred words of of that piece wouldn't have been written if the Dinosaur Jr song had been called something else
― Pair of fun gals argue about the days in a week :-) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:28 (eleven years ago)
Ha, oops. I didn't recognise Lou. Article is still terrible though.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
lol the idea of pitchfork posting huge photos of authors as the art for blog posts
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)
I thought it was a new thing for 2015. Lou's rocking the thoughtful columnist look and he looks like a music critic who'd have a problem with Ed Sheeran.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:43 (eleven years ago)
guess the author
The most frequently quoted fact from Cloakroom’s bio is that they’re a trio of factory workers from Indiana. It is a nice bit of backstory that makes sense in hindsight upon hearing their minimally arranged, moderately morose and maximally loud debut LP Further Out—so long as they’re not framed as the sort of blue-collar Hoosier hero that might inspire a John Mellencamp/Bruce Springsteen collaboration. In 2015, factory work seems more like a vocation for people who just somehow ended up with that job, because that’s what you do, I guess. But it’s also a potentially attractive situation where the repetition and physical labor can be meditative, a good way to shut off one’s mind, especially when it tries to parse how you ended up as a factory worker in 2015.
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/20138-further-out/
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)
What an asshole
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:19 (eleven years ago)
yikes
― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:29 (eleven years ago)
not as meditative as wanking all day everyday apparently
― ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:32 (eleven years ago)
irony is 3rd shift factory workers still make about 50x what you'd make if you spent an equal amount of time writing pfork reviews
― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:32 (eleven years ago)
but they probably don't know about Panda Bear
― ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:33 (eleven years ago)
whoa, i can't believe that was published. no one took him aside and said dude wtf is wrong with you?
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:40 (eleven years ago)
we the workers do not understand modern art.
― campreverb, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:42 (eleven years ago)
so shitty, jeez
― marcos, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)
when the workers finally storm the pitchfork offices will they be carrying torches and garden hoes?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
it's funny cuz i have friends from HS who ended up being tradesmen like plumbers and electricians or worked up to supervisory roles in agricultural factories etc and they seem to be doing a fuck of a lot better than most ppl i know
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)
"danny glover" has one of the GOAT thug bars too
all my cups are muddyi fuck my bitches buddies
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:49 (eleven years ago)
power to the people
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:50 (eleven years ago)
That's because they became so good at meditation that they've become completely numb to the fact that working factory jobs in 2015 makes them lesser people. Right?
xxp
― Evan, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
there must be some benefit to playing "young smithers" irl
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
[Editors note: an earlier version of this review contained an aside in the first paragraph whose meaning was unclear; it should have been removed in editing initially and we have done so in hindsight.]
― Devilock, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:58 (eleven years ago)
lmao
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:01 (eleven years ago)
finally, clarity
― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:02 (eleven years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyd1cbIqU1rby04wo1_1280.gif
― (extremely quan voice) My Lifestyle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)
can't believe karl...arlk...rlka...lkar... got fasttracked to the editor's chair so quickly
― hot takes: audit in progress (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)
*wears web site as a hat*
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:24 (eleven years ago)
lol
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:30 (eleven years ago)
"because that’s what you do, I guess."
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:05 (eleven years ago)
Every reviewer should roast the band he's reviewing. People love those Comedy Central roasts.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 22 January 2015 09:13 (eleven years ago)
I would pay to see that actually happen in some cases.
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 22 January 2015 13:26 (eleven years ago)
a pity song review given to a track from a great album that they'll never bother to review, except they fuck up and give Best New Track to a song that impacted radio 8 months ago:http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/17295-jazmine-sullivan-dumb-ft-meek-mill/
― diddybops 67 (120.2)(source field mix) (some dude), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 04:25 (eleven years ago)
wow that's embarrassing
― dyl, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 05:05 (eleven years ago)
recall they did a similar thing with "chandelier", although that might've been more to coincide with the video
― bae sremmurd (monotony), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 05:28 (eleven years ago)