Ask Raccoon Tanuki

Was that sock slippage

no he was trying to be "clever" I think

Clever in quotation marks, my personal favourite type of clever.

Raccoon, what's your opinion on Narcissism and modern Feminism?

They're the same thing. Next question.

so edgy. can you sign this fedora for my good friend 4chan?

are you the asshole who runs big ghost chronicles

are you aaron sorkin

how did you find ilxor.com, and what did you think the first time you read it?

are you tal bachman?

are you chuck c. johnson

how did you find ilxor.com, and what did you think the first time you read it?

― goole,

that it's full of wanky, self important humerlous posts like this. That it thought it was important. That it took itself seriously. That it was full of people who depended on pitchfork for their opinion.

I thought everyone who posted here had the exact sneery, joyless demeanour of Lydia Lunch in this interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E92qnnRlQ2w

Please don't take that post too seriously. It's a joke. I love you all.

nutanook's bipolar stylings are very fifth album

Would you try to steal Hostess fruit pies from Spider-Man y/n ?

A devote pitchfork following in ILM? This is very unlikely.

I think RT means ilx depends on p4k for the opposite opinion.

david attenborough voice the accuracy of the statement made by chris ott or whatever bored dormant ILXor or lurker you are the tanukius socktrollus is never important, the angry reaction of others is the desired result.

no, i think RT means that pitchfork is like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite to ILX

no, i think RT means that pitchfork is like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite to ILX

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton)

Dead?

is being a shit troll causing ppl to complain that yr a shit troll the next level of trolling i mean think abt it

XP if by "dead" you mean "no longer the be-all, end-all of music criticism, if it ever was, which is itself an extremely dubious fucking proposition," then yes. its just an online music mag. nothing more. few pieces of good writing on it here and there. fair amount of shit writing there as well.

the only people who were stupid and naive enough to think it or any other music review website/blog/etc. would or could remain pure and unadulterated by some sort of compromise or advertising are, well, chris ott, along w/ the anthony fantanos & byron crawfords of the world. which is why they're on these moronic "ethics in music journalism" crusades in various forms. nuki fits right in.

clouds: yeah, pretty much. so joke's on us. you win ott/lurker/etc. i mean, RT

anthony fantanos is funny because I met lots of people from his area in CT that had the same skewed music-didn't-exist-prior-to-early-00s-emo/post rock perspective of music. Not that that has anything to do with what we're talking about. Just more thread derailing.

he's funny bc he thinks he is extremely important, less funny because (certain) people. actually. watch. his. atrocious. fucking. videos. in. reasonable. numbers. :/

Those numbers are saying something about his influence and his viewers opinions, unfortunately.

its p terrible

Lol its a good thing we can have a sense of proportion about how the ongoing Inter net/music discourse fits into the scheme of things

RT:

How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real?

Also:

If we came over for dinner, what would you make?

Are you infering that Nardwuar is a more accurate depiction of your average ilxor and you're Lydia?

Raccoon Tanuki, what is your opinion on the former ILX poster luriqua?

that it's full of wanky, self important humerlous posts like this. That it thought it was important. That it took itself seriously. That it was full of people who depended on pitchfork for their opinion.

these recurring "that"s are the grotty knoll of one or the major tanuki ID theories

It's like that, y'all. It's like that, y'all. It's like that-a tha-that. It's like that y'all.

More like "spittoon bukkake" amirite?

trust that 'vic perry' will be rusticated in half the time it took for ilx to see off rt

lydia lunch is awesome; too many ilxors do not appreciate her

Vic's been around off and on for years iirc?

different Vic iirc

this one's been posting for at least a year iirc

did VP get banned?

his posts certainly make me think

wait so was Racky Taki an alter ego of Wight Dorke or what?

kudos for "Racky Taki"

Racky Taki Tavi

Tacky Raki

still in awe of whoever chose "Festooned Saluki" as their sandbox username

still lol @ Wight Dorke

and sexyhorsepics/Whinny G

1 month passes...

trust that 'vic perry' will be rusticated in half the time it took for ilx to see off rt

― Hayat Boumkattienne (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:56 (3 days ago) Permalink

lydia lunch is awesome; too many ilxors do not appreciate her

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:59 (3 days ago) Permalink

Vic's been around off and on for years iirc?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:41 (3 days ago) Permalink

different Vic iirc

― the top 40 is just the sound of autotuned crying (sleeve), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:42 (3 days ago) Permalink

this one's been posting for at least a year iirc

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:45 (3 days ago) Permalink

did VP get banned?

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:47 (3 days ago) Permalink

his posts certainly make me think

― Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 22:51 (3 days ago) Permalink

ILX is so mysterious. What is "rusticated"? What is "see off rt"? How do people understand what phrases like this mean in a way that they respond as if someone were talking normally?

Just by posting here, I always end up as a minor character in these "If Borges wrote melodrama" or "If Philip K. Dick ran credit checks" exchanges. Which used to bug me but now it's just funny.

Bitch get me a lemonade

How rude

i thought vic was a longtime poster for some reason

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