:(That's absurd
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
you guys seriously i know jc is probably a rich man now and he has rich ppl friends but who has $300 to blow for the VIP pass to this thing? it's depressing.
i mean can i crawl under someone's serving platter and plant myself on a cheese plate and wait to get thrown out?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)
(i have never been thrown out of anywhere in my life)
Mail yourself
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
that is a great idea!! merely for amusement!
https://cdn.evbuc.com/eventlogos/64729987/guestsweb.jpg
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
get job with catering company, quit day after Cale event?
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
don't forget, greg kot and jim dero will be there too
― the power, it hit me like a fist (askance johnson), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)
For $300, Cale should be your table's personal violist throughout your meal.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
Here's the other weird thing -- the food ticket is $250. For a mere $50 more you get to hobnob DIRECTLY?! I'm gonna look for a box
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)
What will the items on offer consist of>I'm waiting for the manicotti?
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)
kale salad
― tylerw, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)
Some kind of meat
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)
What goes on (it)?
― Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)
Mo Mustard
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)
La Lechera had reached her limit. It was now mid-September which meant that she had been separated from John Cale for more than six months.
― example (crüt), Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)
*applause*
― sleeve, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)
Huzzah, sir.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
hahaha!!
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
lol
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)
But no Lou, because FUCKING HELL.
― MatthewK, Friday, 26 September 2014 12:42 (eleven years ago)
after plunging the cutter through the middle of the package, John Cale will make red velvet cake for dessert
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 26 September 2014 12:47 (eleven years ago)
yeah in fairness Euler was first to the joke before crüt
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 26 September 2014 12:48 (eleven years ago)
I just loled alone in my kitchen about the great unveiling of jellied pork shoulder
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)
Best recent joke along that last line was over here
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:04 (eleven years ago)
Aargh, image is missing and I linked too far down, never mind.
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
Wait, it's still there, just blocked in some places I guess. Start here: Guess I'm Polling in Love: The Lou Reed Memorial Velvet Underground (and solo material) Ballot Poll Thread
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)
1 SISTER RAY (36.46)
I can die happy now.
― The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)
i believe it's the same performance as the one on disc 2 of the quine tapes, just in glorious sound quality. it is going to be soooo good.
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)
we got this for and no one suggested that dessert will be a banana creme pie?
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
far
the exploding plastic edible
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 26 September 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
also, this should really be a sunday morning brunch, no?
i'll be here all week
Jesus' Sundae(Sundae Morning is just too easy)
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)
btw i thought crüt's joke was extra otm/funny because the last time i saw john cale was in march and i raced across several states at top speeds and speedwalked through the streets of knoxville at night alone in order to see him and succeeded without mailing myself there or getting my head split open
now, i have reached my limit! that's funny
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 26 September 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)
JesusHelp me find my proper place setting
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)
Linger onSome pale blue icing
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)
Who loves the sundae obv
Andy's Chestnut Pudding
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)
Figgy Notion
God I'm sorry
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
Black Angus Maclise burgers
― tylerw, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)
The Murder Mysteriaki Chicken
― Mark G, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:41 (eleven years ago)
Chelsea Grills.
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Food Orgy
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)
Sign on the freezer:If you close the door, the ice could last forever
― cwkiii, Friday, 26 September 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)
Peas: My Best Friend
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 26 September 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
I keep a close watch on these artichoke hearts of mine
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
Buffalo Mozzarella Ballet
― Dear Catastrophe Theory Waitress (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
I Found A Raisin
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
just wait till you get the Berryboat bill
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)