Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

I was wondering where H-Woood went. Wasuup my young brother! Keep hitting those books, but have some fun too...Steph, hell yeah french hip-hop is tight. I told Puerco Sucio#1(Qoolout) about that a while back. Keep listening to it..Puerco Sucio#2(Hillis), you gave me a half bar? Im gonna give you a chocalate bar or a banana, you monkey, I said not another word from your mouth!! Or I will tell The Worst (Best), to shut you up for good. J-Dolo looks like a got a problem with the whole Vet Squad? I see it as only two people though. Those two dirty little pigs. Wanna make it three?-nah I'm playing..Oh SHit, I got a meeting to attend and the two Puerco Sucios have exams to fail, come on fellas, you know your not exactly the brightest bulbs on the X-mas tree..20ECUA02...20ECUA02...20ECUA02...H.L.V.S. Manny'The Great One' Guevara..

yo man!!! your not going to believe this but i have been impostered.that shit doesnt look like anything i would put out. I havent posted anything since the time i said you all dont take me serious because of my first rap. and why would i be acting like best is my damn friend? the rap before i destroyed his ass!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz, Steph, and any other pricks who come here. First and foremost, I would like to congrad. Q on a nice little lyrical battle, you got some "qool" spits dun. Now, I see shyt is gettin' real hectic/brolik on this thread wo. Aiyo, "BOB"by Brown ass nigga you wanna battle, then so be it....nah mean. I'm not the first, and certainly won't be the last to inform you that your spits STINK.....BIG TIME DUN!! And Hillis, the reason a nigga haven't been postin' as much is because of pledgin'/school....the shyt keeps me mad busy yo. I swear dun, this is the first time in my life that I have had to "sprint" to class because if my BIG BROS. see me they will force a nigga to do somethin' mad stupid.

On the real though, enough is enough. We need to have an UNBAISED tournament to see who is the "BEST" battle lyricist on this thread. I mean it's mad niggaz on here that claim they are the "BEST". We need to have the whole nine dun....brackets, UNBAISED voting, etc.... Everyone that spits on this thread needs to enter, and we need someone to host it.....and who's more equipped for the task than Hollywood J. So BOBby Brown, put it like this we'll battle if were put up against eachother...aiight prick. ENUFF SAID!!

I see niggaz is puttin' up their fav quotes. Now see if I was on the Qoolout "tip" I would say niggaz are "bitin' my style" cause they lacin' quotes....LOL, nah just fuckin' with you Q. Well niggaz already know where over 50% of my quotes are goin' to come from.....

FAV. OF ALL TIME: "lifes a bitch, but GOD forbid the bitch divorce me"-Nas

NOW FOR ALL THE REST:

"Fuck bein' the GOAT, I'm MVP"-Big L

"If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

"Everybody kissin ass to go to heaven ain't goin"-Pac

"I aint a killa but don't push me/revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-Pac...for real for real

"Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets"-B.I.G.

"Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence"-B.I.G.

"Ya arms TOO SHORT to box wit' GOD, I don't kill soloists on kill squads"-Nas

"Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary"-Nas

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

"Niggas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer Guess it's just the fury of man"-Nas

"You couldn't mute me if ya alias was strep throat"-The Best

"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best....

......niggaz know I had to throw mine in there. Aiyo peeps, don't forget to enter the tournament. One Myself..."Nooooo, he's leavin!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Anny, say what you will. You lost; it's over. I may reponse to you every now and then but for the most part I won't be addressing you. You helped me get "famous" on here and for that I thank you. But I also ran you off of here, and for that you lost my respect. All you'll get is your goodbye quote outta me; it'll be at the end of this post (read on) and many many more. Go ahead and hate on Qool, I understand. Holla.

Big J, give us some more quotes. See if they can go toe to toe with the ones I give. FYI, when BIG rapped with BoneT&H, that was his best flow ever; if he would have lived for five more years, he still wouldn't have been able to touch that. I know peeps don't like Side- show Bob. But this clown is funny. I gave him half a bar and I stand by that choice, but like my boy said before: If you were trying to get a laugh, you got it; if you think it was a tight flow, you're wrong. That's not really what Hillis said, but that's the gist of it. LOL@ Side-show Bob for saying somthing like "I did community service and I'll make your communities nervous." Tell me this clown ain't funny. And what about Muthaflippin Mike? He's str8 with me; he got me rolling too. Every now and then he'll post with the sole purpose of telling Side-s[ho]w to hang it up. Shout out to Big Mike! H-Wood, I felt you on that last post. We all are just a part of the puzzle. Steph, if that was you, "What up?" J Dolo, so that's how ya got the name?

On another note, the future lawyer liked that line about the court, huh? You ain't like it as much as I like Anny's goodbye (read on, you'll see it). Hillis, I forgot all about Dolo's diss towards "who? who is it"? I read some of the old board the other day and I was rolling. Most of the stuff that had me lol'in is squashed now, so I'ma leave it alone. One more thing about Anny. Is it really the real Anny? Cuz don't even post that weak "to the victory" outro anymore and she has less typos? And how she gonna jock Best and call him the worst in the same post. Hillis, is she stuck on stupid? Speaking of Best, (not Bess anymore) you get props on the battle. I think our 1st two verses were the tightest, and the last 1 from both of us didn't really compare, but that's just my opinion. That's one reason why I'ma chill for a sec. We might have to go at it again one day. H3K, I still owe you, I ain't forget, but I'ma let Volumes 1-6 chill out there for now. And I kept the Nas and Jay topic alive even within my beef because (I think) I bit a "Takeover" line or an "Ether" line in V. 4-6. Ex. Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool- under, (meaning in me or under me) LOL. Best we ain't bite you with the quotes because I've been doing this before you ever even posted. LOL, joking. Lastly, Side-show, get ran off the thread quick/ Anny- ann, GOT RAN off the thread quick/ Your stuff makes me laugh, but how much bull can this clown spit?

"You here that flow?/ It drove the underground wacko, ever since 12, I been spittin' like tobacco." Jadakiss

"When I came out, I said it was just about Biggie, but everybody had to open their mouth with an opinion, so this is how we gonna do this..." 2Pac

"Like you want something from Meth, I hope it ain't love boo, cause (Qool) ain't gone none left for you." Method Man ( I be kicking this line to them youngins too, lol)

Hillis since I'm a Christian, lol "God is who we praise even thought the devils all up in my face" Bone Thugs & Harmony

"And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall." Krazie Bone

"Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go" Destiny's Child (I had to y'all)

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

YO! I kinda like this idea about the rhyming battle, Best come up with. International battling gonna be happening, I'm working on it.

Larry Holmes would beat Butterbean on points.

"Nothing else to say man/3:16 is getting hungry"

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

Peace

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16..." - H3K

"It's time for Great Britain to get a check of reality/challengin Big Hill on the court is an athlete's fatality//Steve Austin, whatever, I'll kill you with MY stone cold stunner/whether I finger roll in your face, or drop in a runner//my J is like a river, continuously wet/not to mention that it's continuously nothin but net//your knee problems go right along with your problematic handles/H3K light up the court, and wax Steveina like a candle//no 3:16, you cannot take this shit/I heard you and the bench got a long term relationship//fan the flames my jumper creates, so the court will burn slower/turn 3:16 into a walking turnover//you're a carry in the making, a travel waitin to happen/and you know H3K must have crossed someone when you hear ankles start snappin/I went to UK and made a little observation/I overheard you and one of your coach's conversations/"Coach, we're up 75, sub me in for one of the starters!"/"Hell no, Steve, go get Train a bottle of water!"/ooh, that's gotta hurt along with your knee/and your pride for ever challengin me..."

"You got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average..." - H3K

Great Britain, straight spiitin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?! I Willis not lose! Ha ha! I like Best's idea, too. You know H3K runs from no battles. But since we don't really know who all wants to spit, maybe whoever wants to enter just write a verse about why he (or she? Steph?) is the best. And then have EVERYBODY vote (if you spat, you can't vote for yourself). What do y'all think? Either way I'm down, unless I get teamed up against Bob. If I get teamed up against Bob, he'll only get half a bar. And it'll end in HA! I refuse to battle Bob, lowercase or uppercase... But I believe that nigga, "bob." He was impostered by "Bob." I mean they were totally different. They both sucked big fat floppy donkey dick, but just in a different manner. "Bob" tickles the donkey's balls and bobs (get it? bobs?) his head quickly. "bob" takes long up and down motions while using his tongue more. But make no mistake about it: both of em SUCK! And SWALLOW! Qool, I'm tellin you. Niggaz keep stealin my shit, I'm takin em to court, and I'm gonna sue! Best, I know you got bigger fish to fry (or eat, or fondle, or whatever them Nupes be havin y'all do), so I'm just messin with you. You'll be aiight. Don't be tellin Kappas at Vanderbilt I said "Yo yo!" in here, though... And Muthaflippin Mike, why don' you post a little somethin? Are you you sittin on your lyrical skills, too? Huh? The thread is watching...

Ok, Qool, 3:16 hopped back on he b-ball trash talkin tip. Where you at? Where you at? You better show me that you got some SKILLis, cause I WILLis Not Lose!

I'm out like Grant Hill seems to be every year. Peace!

Hold up, hold up, hold up... Manny? You'll give me a chocolate bar or a banana? What the fuck? Was that supposed to be funny? You used to come a little bit harder than that... MONKEY! Anyway, I got a NEW half bar for you...

"You wonder why they call you BITCH!" - PAC

Now for your old half bars...

"Guys, I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin! If I could, I would hug you!" - Anny

"You's a ho!" - Ludacris

"All you old rappers tryin to advance/it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC

"Hasta La Victoria Nunca!" - H3K

I'm out like H.L.V.S. should be from this thread. Peace!

"I'm done.I'm done,I destroyed U,I Destroyed U,Anny,Anny" and Blah,Blah Blah. Qoolout, I see your practicing for your next Pep rally. Cheerleading is going well huh? You don't got the balls to let us know what your name is. do you? I know for a fact nobody calls you that name around your way. But then again your buddy Willis,Adrian or white-boy trying to act black Hillis does. but somebody already called you out on that, right Adrian? "You can't win. You can't win"- I knew that was you in Rocky. Stupid niggaz. Keep chanting my name: Manolo'Manny'Guevara....Hasta La Victoria Siempre....Yo Worst(Best) tear these two Puercos Sucios a new asshole...20ECUA02 20ECUA02 !!!!

Ok, I've come to the conclusion that this is NOT the real Manny, and thus IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!

I'm out like two foul balls followed by a strike. Peace!

Hillis 3000's entry for the title of internet rapper's GOAT...

"Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, as I crush so called willies, thugs, and rappadons/get in that ass, kick fast like Ramadan, it's that rap phenomenon, don datta, you just gotta, call me Frances M.H. White..."

Oops! If this was court, Biggie would sue! For real though, let's get this battle on the road. Should I just start it off? I'll wait to hear word from a VET, and then we can go at it. Ya taste me, playas. But I take this war shit deeply, so I'll leave y'all with a modified Jadakiss and Camel quote to show what HILLIS 3000 will bring to the table...

"And if I'm not better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K

P.S. Hillis 3000 = Mr. Don't Stop

I'm out like uh, like, uh... goddammit! I'm havin outro block! Peace!

"If all goes well, I'll be showin some chick my O-face... you know? OH! OH! OH! Heh, heh, heh..." - lame albino white dude in Office Space

Have any of you cats seen Office Space? That might be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! Y'all need to peep it. For real, pimpin...

"Oh yeah?! Well at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh!" - Peter Gibbons

I'm out like IniTech. Peace!

Adrian my dear, It's me alright. Manny is short for Manolo. Where is your cheerleader friend Qoolout? Most likely chanting my name to everybody or hiding behind the computer. Se Acabo for you!! means its Over bro. Like the words you said in your RockyIV movie "You can't win"..A yo The Worst(Best) tear these two cheerleaders a new one and drop some lyrics. What can I say he's the best here....This is not in my repetoire but for my Puercos Sucios here we go: "Check it out/ Swing a bat on you like the devil himself/put it on in sickness or health/nigga you can only breathe wit help/Manny aint playing/you dont wanna hear what your saying ya self/hit the street with incredible beats/Im renowwned for tearing it down/never have you heard a similar sound/ I'm a beat both of you till I break my hands"- theBEATNUTS....'You betta watch yo step"...Hasta La Victoria Siempre..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"It's gonna take all these niggas in the rap game to barely move me/Cuz when I blow up shit I'ma have niggas fallin' like white bitches in a scary movie"--DMX, in pure raw energy form (DAMN I MISS THOSE DAYS)

"And these niggas is wrong/Using your name in vain/And then they claim to be New York's King?"--Nas

What up, peeps?! I just finished typing my resume' (Gotta take your time when writing the bomb-ass resume). Yo, I was looking through the old thread yesterday and today, and those were some wild memories (especially the Mann vs Q battle). I'm just gonna type in a few memorable quotes from the old thread with the dates on them, so here it goes:

"And you big dumbass, what the fuck does hip-hop being in the Bronx have to do with anything?! James Naismith invented basketball, but he aint the best player ever."--Hillis responding to LOX when he said, "If it wasnt for the Bronx, this rap shit wouldnt be going on"-- October 22, 2001

"Manny, I was wondering something about you,In your "English as a Second Language class", why did they give you an insane pride in spelling, but leave you with a complete lack of grammatical skills?"-- Hillis (again) October 30 2001

"THIS AINT A SPELLING BEE SO WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT WERE WRITING IN THIS JOINT"--LOX, OCT 30, 2001

"Learn to spell 'You' and 'everybody's' before you address me again"-- Qoolout to Manny Nov 9, 2001

"HASTA LA VICTORIA SEMPRE"--Manny in the end of all his postings

"Da South is barely accepted, the East is respected--Best during beef with Hillis

"Lyrically, Jay-z better than Nas? What you smokin?? Pass me some of that shit man cuz you trippin."--Mr G Reaper Dec 14, 2001 ( just thought he sounded funny)

"1st of all mad niggaz are sayin nas is a poet...so is every rapper out there. Their rhymes and verses are poems, ignorant fucks."--d ([email protected]),Dec 14, 2001 (techically fellas he is kinda right)

Big J's respose to Dynamicdezzy on Dec 14 (Too long to quote but well- worth it to look back to it).

The whole Manny vs Qoolout battle

The Best vs Hillis

etc, etc, etc,

If ya can find more funny things from the old post to write about, feel free, I wanted to quckly go down memory lane.

Central Connecticut( In New Britian, Ct, 20 minutes from my city Waterbury) vs Pittsburgh on Friday. Mad parties this past weekend at the college for the second time ever that they got in the tournament, and even bigger and more parties coming up if they get lucky and beat Pittsburgh. Hey, Gonzaga made the Sweet 16 3 times in the row, and their team stunk compared to the teams they played.Easy schedule my ass!! What up, Hillis? Now it seems that we got another imposter in the form of a "Bob" instead of the real "bob". WILL THE REAL "BOB" PLEASE STAND UP? Best, the battle competition is a real good idea, and we already see that Hillis has started, but will he finish?......Stay tuned.

I'm out like 3 strikes (how's that one Hillis? LOL)

"It's not about the East and West. It's about niggas and bitches, power and money, riders and punks. Which side are you on?"--2Pac (second greatest mc)

And now, a quote from the G.O.A.T (hey, that rhymed! lol)................"I used to get feels on a bitch/ Now I throw shields on the dick/ To stop me from that HIV shit"---Crowned Champion, Notorious "B.I.G.,G.I.E/ A.K.A, B.I.G/ Get it?, Biggie"

"A blee, blee, blee, blee, a..that's all folks"--Porky Pig

"Niggas is mad I get more butts than ashtrays/Fuck a fair one I gets mine the fast way/Ski-mask way with a ransom note/Far from hansome but damn a nigga tote (what you tote?)/More guns than roses/ Foes is shakin in their boots........You shoulda been a cop, fuck hip-hop/ with that freestyle you're bound to get shot...."---G.O.A.T., Notorious B.I.G

yo yo some quotes from my favorite rapper of all time the Notorious Glorious B.I.G, R.I.P

"Damn! Niggaz wanna stick my for my cream And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem"

"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes"

"Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious"

"Squeeze yo' clip, hit the right one Pass that weed, I got to light one All them niggaz I got ta fight one All them hoes I got ta like one Our situation is a tight one"

"Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it"

"Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up" LOL

"Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz envious Too many niggaz on my dick, shit strenuous When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)"

"My nine flies, baptize, rap guys"

"Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer The hooker layer - motherfucker say your prayers" Hillis you know EM aint make that song no classic

"Fat like a Lexus coupe, I'll rip your troop Not even Lois Lnae could get the scoop"

"I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin"

"I'm seeing body after body and our mayor Guiliani ain't tryin to see no black man turn to John Gotti"

"Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays Fuck a fair one I get mines the fast way"

"I guess they figure I'm paid, I wanna get laid or since I got loot I wanna knock boots"

I hear a lot of tournament talk around the board. But I think it would b better to have a round robin instead of a tournament. Because everybody would battle each other. So be won't be any excuses, plus if you fall off once you can still be in the heat of things. Plus we would really know who is the G.O.A.T because each person faces off on each other. How bout it?

Aiight, fellas, I'ma start too, cuz I'm amped now. I'm gonna work my way up, since I only spat one flow the entire time (vs Best in the old thread way back in November)and then stayed out of all the battles while I had to sharpen my skills. So I'm gonna start from the worst (Bob, or bob, whichever he prefer) and work my way up to the Elite 4(Best, Hillis, 3:16, and qoolout). Round 1! Ding Ding!!!

I spit a verse at you just to test your heart/Wait for you to respond rip your flesh apart/You never could so that mean you either dead or smart/How long you gonna hide because you dread my spark?/Shitty verses will fuckup your numbers and profits/You wasn't runnin your projects/You just "run in" your projects/And you aint got no guns in your closet/You can't be fly neither if you a bum wit no pockets/Now you owe a bunch of dollars to see/You gotta spell your name right before you holla at me (remember Boob fellas?)/I'ma give them people a new way to ID you/That's an IV in your arm and I see you/So if they see blood leaking then it's gotta be you/Tell yo hood don't try to persue me/I'd advise you to ride with an ooze/You probably one of those fags that cry in the movies/I dont want y'all to think I did this out of the blue/Cuz I know I'm hotter than you/Like Jay said it's "always the weakest nigga outta the crew"/clown-ass nigga's skills is way far from the rest/Gonna try to come out and start with the vets/If he really have skills then let him spar wit the "Best"/Fuck it I'll pull this bitch's cards with no refs/You need to visit the wizard, PUT A HEART IN YOUR CHEST!!/I'ma take whatever fanbase you have, hoes and all/You a herb-ass nigga your flows told it all/J-Dolo doesn't fold in brawls/All J-Dolo do is stroll through malls/"Bobby" Brown is about to be mad/This is no fun and I'm about to be sad/But why me apologize I rather end his career/I'll let it go if you surrender in fear/But I won't end it in here/There's the closet, turn into a woman in there/This is rap you say got some pound on the shelf/Fuck a freestyle,let's go some rounds for the wealth/You and Rob deserve each other, a clown and a elf(Mario and Luigi ass niggas)/What were you thinkin wit that HA! verse/You better go pray or read some Proverbs/So far nigga you just lost cuz of my outburst!!

Made me mad! Bob, bob, boob. boobie...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! Well, the crowd is waitin, so go ahead and recycle some rhymes from somebody or better yet, get a ghostwriter, cuz it will take you and 3 ghostwriters just for me to give you half a bar if your response is wack.

Hurry. The clock is tickin'

I'm out the same way Hillis be out this mutha*****

Oh Yeah...B-O-B, get done up and waxed quick/b-o-b, get done up and waxed quick/"Booby-Brown get gunned up and waxed quicked/From Boobsie to Bobbie, damn you on "Wack's" dick/How much of stupid shit gonna come out your crap lips/Comin in here wit that flow, now that's drastic/WHy apoligize, because you just got your ass kicked--- Bobby's "Burner" Flip-over Remix by J-D to the izzo, L to the izzo.

If ya know who "Wack" is, then you'll understand that part (Hillis and Best should know.

I'm out like balls hit by Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds

What I meant to say was...How much of "Wack's" name is gonna come out your chapped lips.. But either way, it sounds funny, chapped, crap, cracked, either way his lips aren't mentioned in a positive tone (LOL Hillis and Best)

LOL, I've messed up again, it was...How much stupid shit is gonna come out yo chapped lips?..You know what, NEVER MIND (LOL)

"And if I ain't better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K

"I'm the baddest nigga walkin, the realest nigga talkin/the crown is up for grabs, so every THREAD VET I'm stalkin//pick you off one by one, H3K divides and conquers/respected world-wide, from Great Britain straight to Yonkers//H3K, the fuckin legend, I studied and surpassed the best/no disrespect, Nchekwube, but you were not on aforementioned test//Pac gave the motivation, BIG gave the determination/the people gave me affirmation, so sit back and marvel at my creation//I've made many people famous, and controlled the destinies of the elite/I've destroyed a few demons, that's why I am the God MC//this crown only fits on my head, but you can still try to grab it/but God ordained me as the GOAT, so this crown, you cannot have it//H3K not the greatest? Please, that's not possible/determined to prove my worth, so I'm basically unstoppable//so leave it alone, folks, there's no reason for others to post/Mr. Don't Stop is the only one with a God-given right to boast..."

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K

P.S. Mr. Don't Stop = Hillis 3000

All right, folks. It's all love on this thread from H3K! Since I ain't givin Bob/bob/Manolo anything but half bars, and kazper/Rob-bre have disappeared, I got no beef no more! Everybody else here is cool people. That's my entry for Round 1. Since I went first, I shouldn't have to go first for Rounds 2,3, and so on... But for real, we should do AT LEAST three rounds. Y'all taste me? Anyway, for real, y'all should peep out Office Space. That shit is pure comedy.

"Um, yeah, Peter... did ya get that memo about the TPS reports?" - Lumbergh

I'm out like the Seattle Seahawks from the AFC. Peace!

What up, heads?! Shout-outs to the veteran squad on this Flow-for- Flow competition. Aiight there ain't no official beef between me and anybody I just wanted to see if I still had that battle mentality. To me this is fun. Now ya got me wantin to spit, so it's all good.Beef is beef, but rap is rap. This isn't really official but if ya want to count it, so be it.So here it goes:

We all awaiting Christ/Others got money awaiting dice/Me,I had to stick with a stage and a mic/Throwing dice in great cracks/Spending nights in state slacks/Life's nuthin but a big payback/They say anything you want comes a price and a risk/My brother was always nice with his fist and I was nice with the fifth/My nigga Ralph got hit twice with a Smiff/And why do George Bush always replace his lies with a myth/My mother always handles family ties with a twist/So I perfected my "why's" and my "if's"/So many try but they miss/ When I die and I'm stiff/I wanna leave my life as a gift/And in the future do right for my kids/Instead of doing twenty-one to life bids/I'm in my porsche doin speed-of-light skids/

I was thinking of doing a HA! Remix ,but I won't touch that right now (LOL). Anyways fellas keep doin' it, Peace.

OFFICE SPACE..GREAT MOVIE.....that shit is soo fuckin hilarious.... Thank you for calling initech, Nina speaking..JUST A MOMENT!!

I just noticed, what in the fuck kind of name is Rob-Bre?!?!?1 HAHAHAHAHAHA god damn thats the gayest damn name ive seen on this thread or the old one!

Hell dogs have better names than that! the fuck was that crackhead thinking?

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, I have "free time" in my Electronic Graphics course, so I thought I'd make my first round verse....and guess who it's directed towards.......

Aiyo, Check it:

I'm UNMASKIN' a character ACTIN' whose not familiar with rounds/ no heat PACKIN', rhymes SLACKIN', next opponent: "BOB"by Brown/ skills are WACK AND his mouth is ASSIN' out a blasphemous sound/ verse TRAPPIN' steady CATCHIN' misused punchlines and nouns/ I'm not LAUGHIN', external BLASTED, with his "form" on the ground/ Now they ASKIN' what HAPPENED?, disemBOBied(disembodied)this clown/ he was RATTIN', lyric HACKIN', mission had to go down/ After THAT THEN soul SNATCHIN' by my devlish hounds/ conclude the YAPPIN', no one's CLAPPIN', and keep the cock from ya mouth/ you try to emulate my style, a mastermind thread clone/ I'm not a BANK, so my lyrics are never open for LOANS/ with that "HA" disposal, if you was TESTIN' me ya DEAD WRONG/ wanna battle?, better bring a whole militia along/ Everytime I lace a verse, receive an "A" for my grade/ ya HEART'S not in this kid, ya flows are survivin' off SPADES/ my battle record shows all the lyrical deaths that I've made/ I'll rape you with EAZY E's mic, so you're defeated with AIDS/ Lookin' foward to round dos, in battle with whoever I engage.....ONE MYSELF!!

Who's next.....Manny, J-Dolo, Kazper, maybe Hillis? What yall think? "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"My flow is TWICE as nice, my skills are TWICE as great/ so while you spit ya metaFOURS, I create my metaEIGHTS"-The Best

"Niggaz rhyme wack, and wanna blame it on the Lord like Mase"-Chino XL

See, I say I won't be addressing Anny when I come on here. But just when I think she can't say anything more foolish then the last time, she proves me wrong. Anny, 1st of all, we know you're the fake Anny, so for now on we'll call you Anny-Ann. (A simple email to the real Anny can confirm this). Now, back to your stupidness. I never said anyone outside the thread called me "Qool." In that flow, I was saying I was Qool, so I would be calling myself that, dummy. And why do you want my real name? You know what? Don't even answer that question, you can "want to know" all you want. It starts with a Q, that's all you get Anny-Ann. Dolo, that was a tight flow. The board gave me the impresion that I was the best kept secret, but clearly it's you. It's you for now; we might see something hot from H-Wood or Big J... or even Steph. Picture that. What if Steph came on here and just posted some stuff that blew y'all away. LOL I'm out, holla.

Anny-Ann? Now you really struggling Suzie "Q'. Better get back to your cheerleading practice. Didn't your wife Adrian tell you "YOu Can't Win"!! You better believe this is ME. Came on here a last year. I knew you didn't have the balls to tell us your name. That's alright Suzie"Q", There is no ESCAPING ME. I told you it wasn't about winning in our first battle, but now I had to finish you off. Thinking you 'influenced people', your pathetic and your thinking is lame...A yo Pet Squad, mostly directed to Adrian and his wife Suzie"Q", I'm not good at flowing but Im gonna give it a try...Manny the greatest?/ofcourse he is/making fools out of my two little pigs/J- dolo almost made it three when he went after Manolo/bad move fella/but then again you no betta/....Ah, got a meeting to run to. Suzie"Q" and Adrian you all two couldn't bust grapes in a food fight- There is no Escape!!! Hasta La Victoria Siempre, Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Muthaflippin Mike! What they know about the "O" face? Mike, let me ask you something: when you go to work on Monday, adn you're having a bad day, does someone come up to you and say, "Look's like a bad case of the Mondays?" LMAO!

I'm out like Michael Bolton from IniTech. Peace!

What up peeps? I haven't even said anything about you throughout the whole time, but now it seems that you want to be my next opponent, but I have to jet to Hartford for this college fair. Peace, fellas. Manny, if you was serious wit that rhyme, then I'm willin to respond, and I'm still waitin on Bobs/

Im tired of seeing this punk ass motherfucker JaRule. a disgrace to queens and a disgrace to rap all together! anyone see this bitch ass singing on the video with Mary J? what a damn pansy. funny thing is he thinks he sounds good doing that shit but id rather suffer a critical blow to the head than hear his now turned WHITE ass.

Yo! when we gonna be voting on this thing...

I only spit truth, no need to circumnavigate/the hip hop heavyweight/allow me to demonstrate/contesting for champion lyricist is a near impossibility/3:16 goes though on sheer ability/I suited perfectly to lyrical competition/each line hits with a snipers precision/I done it before like in a voodoo preminition/I won this already so hand over the title/2 thousand 2 champ for a hip hop recital/why would I give you half a bar when you aint getting half a twinky/I throw your flow down the stairs as if your name was "slinky"/In non-title matches y'all claim to be "the best"/so i'll get this shit off my chest/lay the question to rest/I dispatch all clowns with lyrical witicisms/never stand for criticisms/have you locked down like "prisisisons"

Thats my first entry into the "Greatest of all time on this muthafuckin' thread" competition. So everyone contributing, keep that shit real. Shout outs to all the vets, especially those putting down verses.

Peace

Big J, I feel ya. I can't stand Ja Rule. People act like he's the next Pac or something. And those were some pretty good quotes you put up there last time. Watch out for the ones I post next time. Anny-Ann, leave me alone. Go on another trip or something. Cuz claims she is an adult but is the most childish one on here. Why do you want my name? So you can continue to "Say my name. Say my name?" LOL Seriously, just go on another fake trip, you aren't even funny anymore. Don't make me e-mail the real Anny.

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

" STEPPING BACK ON THE SCENE WITH THE GANGSTA LEAN,...OOOH,...OOOOOOOOH. Nigga been out for a hot minute, i see we got some high class battles going on...... i like that. makes me feel all gushy inside. how can a nigga get down,.....

done.

Adrian to Suzie'Q',"You Can't Win"!! and worst of all you quit,tapped out, call it what you want, you couldn't handle the assault. Am I a comedian? I ain't on here to make you laugh Suzie"Q", just to embarass you, which I did. Make you quit, which I did. Your wife Adrian couldn't help, but at least he don't quit, he just likes taking a beating. I thought you had something in the first battle, but you disappointed me so im gonna let you go. I dug your grave and put you in it. Like your wife Adrian says: Your Out!..How does that feel? Frist, TheWorst(Best) battering you for three rounds and then I humiliating you, a constant barrage that you just couldn't take. Don't email me, I don't converse with quitters. I still want to know your name though, cause nobody on here should call you Qoolout. Suzie'Q' is your only name....On that note, Hasta La Victoria Siempre,..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"Leave me alone",Leave me alone, I can't take it anymore"-Qoolout now and forever known on this thread as Suzie'Q'

LOL, Whatever, as long as you leave me alone. Call it what you want? But I stand corrected, you are still funny, lol. Too funny.

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

"and thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Hey Qool, I think you'd agree that the original Manny never RODE DICK! The Best is tight as hell and forever my nigga, but GOD DAMN! The new "Manny" (or Anny-Ann) gives The Best a shout out in EVERY SINGLE POST! But the funniest part is The Best NEVER (and I mean NEVER) SHOUTS BACK! What the fuck? The real Manny would at least fight his own battles, even if nobody had his back. This fuckin IMPOSTER Manny is constantly lookin for The Best to support him. Stand on your own two feet, FAGGOT! And I believe lowercase Bob about uppercase Bob. Lowercase Bob rides Wack Rob's dick. Uppercase IMPOSTER Bob rides (guess who?) THE BEST'S NUTS! All that shit about the two bests clashin at the top. Look IMPOSTER, I know Best can speak for himself, but I am certain that Nchekwube is not a faggot, so he doesn't want you. Stop fantasizing about him; he is NOT gay! Just because you love him, or maybe you like that he likes Nas over Jay, maybe you like his lyrics. Whatever! But the nigga is straight, he loves da honeys, so you will NEVER EVER be able to suck his dick in real life! OK? OK? OK? Stop it, stop it, stop it. Even thoigh we've reworked "Ether" a million times, it still applies here: from 3:16 to kazper to Big J to bob to Manny, DAMN YOU CRAVE BEST'S DICK! But you won't get it you fucking faggot. Go to another thread and find another nigga on the internet to stalk. This shit is fucking sickening. I mean, if the nigga actually responded to you, it might not be as sick. But the nigga doesn't even say your fucking name! He pays you NO attention! What, do you like Kappas? Is that why you attack me and Qool and 3:16? Because we once had beef with him? Look, speakin for myself, I ain't got nothin but love for The Best, even if the funniest shit he said was primarily about dissin the South! lol Damn, nigga, get a life, get a new thread, do something! Quit posin as somebody just to get The Best to notice you. Please. Best, I ain't tryin to speak for you or defend you, you a grown ass man, and like with Rob all of sudden ridin Q's dick, I just call it like I see it. But it's gettin disgustin. I mean, seriously, none of us even know each other. I give niggas a shout out, but damn, I don't know J-Dolo from the man in the moon! And 3:16 is all the way in damn England! Hell, Steph could be a 900 pound man for all I know. So for someone to come to the INTERNET just to get his rocks off ridin dick is just pathetic, and I'm tired of watching the shit. If you come in here, dammit, please be able to post as you! Not takin on somebody else and being a faggot pussy IMPOSTER! Damn!

I'm drunk as fuck right now, so if that shit didn't type out right, forgive me. But it's from the heart. Internet dick ridin has got to end. We are about to battle for the crown and we don't need no bullshit right now. We need realness. Eliminate the fakers. Be real! Damn!

Maybe the reason I'm so adamant about this shit right now is because I'm drunk as fuck... Oh well, fuck it. I turn 2a on Monday so I'm hype as hell. Yeah niggas. Oh yeah, Mike drop some more Office Space on these niggas...

"I believe you took my stapler..." - Milton in Office Space

I'm out like the fire Milton started at IniTech. Peace!

"and thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Hey Qool, I think you'd agree that the original Manny never RODE DICK! The Best is tight as hell and forever my nigga, but GOD DAMN! The new "Manny" (or Anny-Ann) gives The Best a shout out in EVERY SINGLE POST! But the funniest part is The Best NEVER (and I mean NEVER) SHOUTS BACK! What the fuck? The real Manny would at least fight his own battles, even if nobody had his back. This fuckin IMPOSTER Manny is constantly lookin for The Best to support him. Stand on your own two feet, FAGGOT! And I believe lowercase Bob about uppercase Bob. Lowercase Bob rides Wack Rob's dick. Uppercase IMPOSTER Bob rides (guess who?) THE BEST'S NUTS! All that shit about the two bests clashin at the top. Look IMPOSTER, I know Best can speak for himself, but I am certain that Nchekwube is not a faggot, so he doesn't want you. Stop fantasizing about him; he is NOT gay! Just because you love him, or maybe you like that he likes Nas over Jay, maybe you like his lyrics. Whatever! But the nigga is straight, he loves da honeys, so you will NEVER EVER be able to suck his dick in real life! OK? OK? OK? Stop it, stop it, stop it. Even thoigh we've reworked "Ether" a million times, it still applies here: from 3:16 to kazper to Big J to bob to Manny, DAMN YOU CRAVE BEST'S DICK! But you won't get it you fucking faggot. Go to another thread and find another nigga on the internet to stalk. This shit is fucking sickening. I mean, if the nigga actually responded to you, it might not be as sick. But the nigga doesn't even say your fucking name! He pays you NO attention! What, do you like Kappas? Is that why you attack me and Qool and 3:16? Because we once had beef with him? Look, speakin for myself, I ain't got nothin but love for The Best, even if the funniest shit he said was primarily about dissin the South! lol Damn, nigga, get a life, get a new thread, do something! Quit posin as somebody just to get The Best to notice you. Please. Best, I ain't tryin to speak for you or defend you, you a grown ass man, and like with Rob all of sudden ridin Q's dick, I just call it like I see it. But it's gettin disgustin. I mean, seriously, none of us even know each other. I give niggas a shout out, but damn, I don't know J-Dolo from the man in the moon! And 3:16 is all the way in damn England! Hell, Steph could be a 900 pound man for all I know. So for someone to come to the INTERNET just to get his rocks off ridin dick is just pathetic, and I'm tired of watching the shit. If you come in here, dammit, please be able to post as you! Not takin on somebody else and being a faggot pussy IMPOSTER! Damn!

I'm drunk as fuck right now, so if that shit didn't type out right, forgive me. But it's from the heart. Internet dick ridin has got to end. We are about to battle for the crown and we don't need no bullshit right now. We need realness. Eliminate the fakers. Be real! Damn!

Maybe the reason I'm so adamant about this shit right now is because I'm drunk as fuck... Oh well, fuck it. I turn 22 on Monday so I'm hype as hell. Yeah niggas. Oh yeah, Mike drop some more Office Space on these niggas...

"I believe you took my stapler..." - Milton in Office Space

I'm out like the fire Milton started at IniTech. Peace!

l heard there is the greatest battle in the history of the thread,all versus all,l want some of that,so niggaz heres my proverbial "2 cents".so Hollywood and all y'all vets can you rate each of the shits thats been posted so far,and niggaz can take shots at whoever is on top.

You came in with that lame song/you didn’t know you’d have to battle the black james Bond/the rap game don/you cats aint strong/l am in,the game is on/biters take your pick,theres more where that came from/this faggot got 2 personalities called dum and dummer/l’m gonna make this battle hot like the sun in summer/you aint biggie so you get no warning/wizard attack you in the wee hours of the morning/catch you yawning/leave ya moms mourning/then bust a nut in her womb the one you was born in./l know you’s a thug from philly/but if you put away that nine milly/ l’ll smack you silly/but on the rilly/my rimes carry weight,yours got no mass/yo shit puts me off like bitches with no ass/u gotta brain but no skill,like ritches with no cash/money tied up in assets/yo level l surpass it/if you wanna be the goat you gotta be writin classics/l’ll save my shit for the final,never duck before l bust/never bust before l fuck/never fuck before she suck/l never suck no matter what./just take a stroll in the hip-hop nat king cole’s shoes/your mind and soul fuse,/meditation is old news /the mic comes alive the,mind becomes receptive/the rhyme becomes effective/competition will exit.

What up, heads?! The battle still lingers on and I'm lovin it. I don't know about the rest of ya, but I'm startin' recognize wizard's skills right now, so this battle might be up for grabs. Someone else called me out for no reason at all, but I won't say no names because he's not worth mentioning his name, but i'll give a clue: Right now he's ridin on "Best's" dick, and it's not "bob" this time. Hillis, You're 110% on what you're sayin about niggas ridin' on niggas even though they don't get a response back from them. I'll try as best as I can to not take this corny-ass nigga seriously, so he's another one towards another "dick-ridin faggot", old-school style:

"Yo V.I.P, Let's kick it" (This song goes to the Ice,Ice,Baby beat)

"This nigga's wack, wack, baby"--chorus (Sounds familiar?)

All right stop, take a minute and listen/J-Dolo's here with another vision/"Danny" thinks that he be flowin' tightly/Semen is the only thing he's flowin nightly/Will he ever stop, Yo, I dont know/Turn on the lights, OH NO!!!(girls screaming)/To the extreme I "Rocks da mic" like Siegal/Sendin shots to this clown with a desert eagle/DANCE!, this nigga is so corny/ when he see "Best's" rhymes he be gettin horny/HASTA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA SIEMPRE/Read my lips i'm not Spanish, comprehende?/CORNY, is how this sound/You need to join the circus because you're a clown/If there is a problem yo i'll solve it/Dont forget the Blue Cheese dressing when you toss it/

"This nigga's Wack,Wack, Baby"(3x)

Now I got this nigga's heart thumpin'/With the Vasoline this nigga's gonna start humpin'/Quick to the point,to the point no faking/eating out guys asses like a pound of bacon/Greasy palms, they should call him Hand-Solo(Han-Solo)/Niggas see me mad they be like, Damn Dolo/YO, YO,YO,YO,YO,YO,YO!/Qoolout already made you his HO!HO!HO!/Niggas have already pointed out your "gayness/We already know so you dont got to fake it/If there is a problem, Yo I'll solve it/Dont'forget the Blue Chess Dressing when you toss it/

This nigga's wack, wack, baby(4X)

Word to ya mama!!

It was nice to get back to old-school for a minute, fellas, but I gotta go, but will be back later. Peace, vets and battlecats. One

Hittin' Y'all Up (The Transformation)(Volume 7)

What's this all about?/ The threads in the middle of a battle?/ Well, QOOL can't be left OUT./ That's like a snake withOUT a rattle./ Like a telling wit no tattle/ a scribble without a scrabble./ Let a brother up in on this competition/ They been begging me to post again since the beginning/ Since I gave the board Volume number 1 /and that was just for some pre summer fun./ But now y'all hooked like it's crack/ saying "please Qool, come back." / Well, here I am, Out comma Qool/ Volume 7: it's like the rest, but it's new./ Y'all know Qoolout/ will pull the lyrical tools out/ I thought my boy told ya: I knock all fools out/ Never ever been a slouch and I never ever fail/ "Only tounges and food go in my mouth," is what I tell them females./

Naw, hold up, hold up! Remember I told y'all about the exit Pac enter Mackaveli move? Here it is. "I know y'all been waiting for this for a long time. Well, here it is, here it is." (Pac with Bone)

Exit Qoolout enter All-Out.

Never claimed to be the BEST, just better than you/ You might get the girls wet, but I get em wetter than you/ You'll never ever hear me flowin' about my cheddar/ or new Averex leather or I-B sweater/ I give you more than that./ And that's why the vets gimme respect./ Or is it because I destroyed the real Anny plus the imPOSTor?/ I'll do ya ALL in; who wanna be next on that roster?/ You? Will you ain't worthy/ After this battle's over the V-Squad can just retire my jersey./ Cause I'll climb all HILL(i)S on my way to the dirty./ I say I'm not a rapper, nevertheless, my words will blast ya/ And make ya ghost like KAZPER/ after I ROB you young bastards./ I'm BIGger than J you little DOLO/ While you got nothing to say, I'm bringin' it to y'all, solo/ I'll stomp you and STEP(h) off/ The boss of the boss/ Go get a heart from the WIZZARD/ or at least some shelter from this lyrical blizzard/ ALL is flippin' ALL MUTHA'S/ got you young bucks looking up from the gutta/ I been on here since Sept. 01 and I ain't take not 1 loss./ Like that town HOLLYWOOD y'all too fake and soft/ I took on a transformation/ with the sole purpose to play every poster like a station (playstation) / You can try to stick and move, move and stick and BOB ya head/ But yous a SIDESHOW hoe, just quit, before you get me fed/ Up to the top, you funnier than a SQUIRREL mixed with a COP, but just as sad/ QOOL finally shouted you OUT and now you scared./ I came harder than the rest on this day, 3/16/ Yeah you a player, but I'm the coach of the team./ QOOL IS OUT LIKE LOX IS FROM THIS THREAD./ Right now call me ALL-OUT; for now QOOL is dead.

Come on ain't nobody gonna be able to touch that, lol. I think I got the perfect way to vote on this. Everybody can vote; you have to vote, but you can't vote for yourself. For example, I gotta give my round one vote to the boy Wiz. He surprised me with his rhymes; that was clearly your best work so far. Anyway, everybody else can go ahead and vote and then we can go to round 2. Even if you don't flow you can still cast a vote. Hillis, happy B-day. That post against Anny-Ann had me rollllllling. And I hope all y'all know that the V # 7 flow was strictly a flow; I got no beef on here. I mean Side-show and Anny -Ann want it, but they aren't worthy. Shout out to Dolo for givin' it to him.

"And I ain't never did a crime I ain't had to do, but now I'm back wit the Blacks, given it back to you"-2Pac

"It's not even close just leave it alone/ I'm Michael Jordan; I play with a team I own." -Jay Z

"A new day brings a new problem to a brother/ and all I gotta say is 'Thank God for my mother'. Cause w/out my mama dear, my life would have been a joke/ either locked up, laying dead or still slangin' dope." Scarface

"Cops gonna have to put a A-P-B on you/ cause you was talking bull and ain't have a G-A-T on you." -Jae Hood "Muh, Can't do nothing to me/ You think you Scarface, but you ain't see the end of the movie." Jadakiss

"Thought I would be stressed w/out you but I'm chillin'/ Thought I wouldn't sale without you, sold nine million" - My baby mama, Beyonce'

"Why did you call your album the great Depression?"- Reporter, "Cause that's what it's gonna be for these other rappers when it drops: A Great Depression" -DMX

"Why did you rename yourself All-Out?" - Fake Reporter "Because that's how I'm going at these other posters: All Out" - All-Out

Adrian, don't let me serve you up a Suzie'Q' Special. I could give a shit if the TheWorst(Best) gives me a shoutout. From my point of view, he is better than you and your wife Suzie'Q'. Don't be mad...As for J-dolo, bringing it to Manolo is a big No-No. You are now part of the triangle, otherwise known as the Three-Little pigs.More later on you. Did you say something Suzie'Q'? Still reciting more lines from Destiny's Child? I mean it's good that you think Beyonce is cute and all, but you seriously seem to admire their work and are always spitting lines of theirs. You have been listening to their album too much fella, you probably listening to it as I write. I'm laughing at your stupid ass right now!!!!! But you tapped so I will never address you again. You pathetic fool....Now for the other little pig, Adrian, "You Can't Win" ring a bell???. You three should know how the story to the Three Little Pigs ends, right? Im the Big Bad Wolf. stupid niggaz never learn...P.S. I changed my mind Suzie'Q', there is no Escaping Me!!You must try to deal with the Fury..Hasta La Victoria Siempre!!! Manolo'Manny'Guevara..

"Leave Me Alone","Leave Me Alone", "I Can't take it Anymore"-Suzie'Q' "Destiny's Child is my favorite"-Suzie'Q' "I must be stupid for going after Manny"-J-Dolo "I Can't Win"-Adrian

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

You's a dick ridin faggot, you want The Best's attention, THREAD VETS run you Anny Ann, ask Hillis...Simmons...lol

Any of you niggas seen Celebrity Boxing on FOX? Did y'all see Todd Bridges (the real "What you talkin bout, Willis") whip Vanilla Ice's ASS?! That shit was pure comedy!

"If you was a character on the Simpsons, I'd say you were Smithers!" - H3K

I'm out like Vanilla Ice after a Willis uppercut. Peace!

Man half of you all are CRAZY! You cannot compare Nas to Jay-Z. Jay- Z is a party rapper, he is a pop star. Nas is a lyricist, using a more complex rhyme scheme. Nas ate Jay-Z alive with his Ether literally calling him out on all his lies. Jay-Z isn't a bad rapper in any respect. He has a lot of clever verses, though his rhyme scheme is really simple. It is just STUPID to compare sales. I mean Cash Money Millionares generate some of the highest sales in the industry and they suck at rhyming, they just make party beats and shit you can bob your head to. Jay-Z makes more party songs than Nas which is why he has more sales. Wu-Tang tighter than Dr. Dre, they would eat him alive, but he makes more sales does that mean he's better? No he just sells more because he caters to a larger audience, not just the hard-core hip hop crowd. So lyrically Nas kills Jay-Z, but Jay-Z is a good rapper with a good sense of marketing and puts out more party songs. "Big Pimpin" is not a lyrically good song, but it sold millions of his albums, so don't compare sales cuz that's just ignorant.

Yo, DB, your thoughts are mad cool, but I gotta respectfully disagree. First off, the only people who put down record sales are people who like a rapper that doesn't sell much. I know that lot of morons say Jay is better than Nas because he sells more. But anybody who knows hip-hop knows that's a dumb ass argument. BUT Jay (to me) is still a much better rapper because he makes better SONGS than Nas. And that is reflected in the fact that Jay outsells Nas. Also, Nas is not necessarily a BETTER lyricist, he's just a DEEPER lyricist. I prefer Jay's wordplay, wit, and humor over Nas' lines anyday of the week. True, Ether got all in Jay's ass, but to me, Takeover did an equally good job AND Jay only dedicated ONE VERSE to Nas! The Super Ugly comeback is wack compared to Ether, but I still think the main disses are equal. Also, Wu Tang may be better than Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of the worst rappers ever. So that's not complimenting Wu. And even in the Wu, Method Man is the only one with any skills. The rest of em are reminiscing about the mid 90s wondering why time couldn't freeze then. And being from DA SOUTH, I'll listen to Cash Money because true they make me bob my head, and having fun is more important TO ME than having to think about some self proclaimed God MC rap about life as he knows it. And as wizzard pointed out, there's a certain type of charisma that makes a good rapper, and Nas lacks it. He's the WNBA of rap: mad skills, but still boring as hell!

Jay is not a pop star. Just because he makes a few catchy, beat based songs does no make him pop. That's ignorant. How many of Jay's songs do you actually listen to? Sure, Izzo, Girl, Big Pimpin are rather "light in the ass" but what about Nas? I think we can all agree (even the fiercist Nas advocates) that Nas has tried the "pop" route, too. So don't blame Jay because his fan base accepts ALL of his music, while Nas' fan base rejects it. It's also STUPID to remember one rapper's "pop" songs and ignore another's just because one happens to be your favorite.

In closing, to me Jay is better than Nas in all categories instead of DEEP LYRICS. But Jay has Nas beat in everything else. And that's H3K and his view...

I'm ready to vote and move on to Round 2. Are all the entries in? What's up, pimpins?

Shout outs to all my whodies and shawties (J-Dolo, Q, Nchekwube, Great Britain, H*Weezy, Steph, Big J AKA "The Beast!" and to anybody I missed, don't get pissed. You just weren't worthy enough to make this list! That rhymes... lol

I'm out like the Beats for Canibus Foundation. Peace!

Add Muthaflippin Mike to my shout out list and ADD MY ALL CAPS USIN ASS NIGGA LOX! AM OUT! ONE!

TLP(Three Little Pigs:Hillis,Suzie'Q',&J-Dolo), trying to rally the squad huh? go against Manny?!? Nah fellas I am a One Man Army. Suzie'Q' cahnged his name to All-Out? More like Fall-Out. Your listening to that D'Child cd too much, but then again your thinking your a 'Survivor.Gay-ass nigga.There is no Escaping ME!!...J-Dolo? Come on MuthaFucka,come on. Don't you know Corona is in the House!...3:16, sup mate. Getting closer to the extravaganza.20ECUA02!!!....till next time...Hasta La Victoria Siempre..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

'Leave Me Alone','Leave Me Aone',I can't Take it Anymore!-Suzie'Q' 'I must be stupid going after Manny'-J-Dolo 'Destiny's Child is my favorite'-Suzie'Q' 'I Can't Win'-Adrian "I dug their grave and put the 'TLP' in it"-Manny

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Look, fake Manny (Anny-Ann), you should do more research on the old board. The real Manny would never say "gay-ass nigga." In fact, he never once used the term "gay" or "ass" or "nigga." Nor did he curse. Talkin about Q listenin to too much D-Child, but you been listenin to too much DMX cuz you're SLIPPIN!!! lol

I'm out like Anny-Ann's credibility. Peace!

LMAO @ "Don't forget the Blue Cheese Dressing when you toss it!" LOL! LOL! LOL!

Sorry, one more thing. You muthafuckas better wish me a happy 22nd birthday!

I'm out like 21 years old for me. Peace!