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― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
anybody got an irl example of a dude jizzing his pants during a lapdance for ums? while i don't doubt the likelihood of its existence, i got nothing for the truthers
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
http://m.efukt.com/21145_The_Most_Embarrassing_Public_Ejaculation_Ever.html
― dylannn, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
Leaving the dude w an unfilled boner is how every lap dance ends
^ a lesson in how to remove 3 letters from a sentence and change its meaning entirely (aka: what i thought i read at first and was like wtf ew unfilled)
― Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
of all the songs to be playing during that video lmao
― een, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.”
is it only on ilx that drake is considered a goofy dipshit or what
― goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
is "stripper-fetishizing emo prince" really that different from goofy dipshit?
― some dude, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
well no, i just don't know what work "of all people" is supposed to be doing
― goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
He does dp the blank-stare/chin-scratching strip-club-dude thing well.
― the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Thursday, 21 August 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
He DPs all day.
― Greer, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
"papiconda" jesus fuckhttp://swaggernewyork.com/2014/08/19/drakes-cameo-in-the-anaconda-preview-was-basically-to-raise-awareness-about-papiconda
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 August 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Feat. Riff Raff
http://www.xxlmag.com/rap-music/new-music/2014/08/nicki-minaj-riff-raff-remix/
― the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Sunday, 24 August 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
i think adam lambert's penis was nicknamed by his fanbase also, i wonder how many more there are
― dyl, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
pole poll pls
― Simon H., Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
the sole positive thing I can think of in connection with this song is the inevitable awards program moment when Mixalot does his thing live onstage
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 August 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
im more into the song now tbh, i could see a DJ using it properly
Yahhhh, dropped this at a queer party the other night and people went nuts.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
^^^Shocking!
― Cousin Slappy, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Lol yeah
― The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
From a gay male FB friend:
<i>Just watched Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' video. It's like a nuke dropped on the women's 'don't objectify me' movement. Nicky should just change her name to Dat Ass, as her transformation is now complete.<i/>
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 25 August 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
this did NOT blow up the crowd when played at afropunk; i saw several subgroups break out to TED talk it to death
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 August 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
lol at trying to picture that
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Monday, 25 August 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link
i haven't seen people go nuts to anaconda, i feel like it's more a filler track in the build up to a song where the beat actually drops, good for building tension but not a release of its own
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 25 August 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
that is explicit
― nova, Monday, 25 August 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
flies up to #2 on the hot 100 this week due to streaming - her highest charting hit ever
thank u teenage boys
― prolego, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
they were streaming alright.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
they're gonna feel pretty dumb when they learn how she flipped their gaze
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
i have come round to this as dj/mixshow tool (ie it sounded p fun when westwood gave it a v quick spin)
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
the breakdown got people pretty excited at the drake/lil wayne show in boston the other night
― maura, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
just drake just sit onstage with a boner while they play the end of the song?
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
hahhaha no this was before the BATTLE ROYALE occurred
― maura, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link
papiconda vs weenus
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
papiconda vs. wheetus
― ra's al goole (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
Prolego dude so far the only ppl into this (vid anyway)'re teenage girls and gay men ("sample" limited to here/aatwitter, so just maybe not accurate)
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, August 27, 2014 2:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:24 (nine years ago) link
a+
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 August 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
yeah i almost excelsiord that myself
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
you guys know that playing up to the male gaze and rejecting the male gaze are not mutually exclusive, right. the position of power that nicki does both those things from is the point. i for one love how she flips from "oh my god, look at her butt" to "stop looking at my ass" like they're both compatible! cuz she can and cuz they are.
― lex pretend, Friday, 29 August 2014 08:25 (nine years ago) link
you know that I get that you can make that argument in theory but that in practice a performer screaming "FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB" over a cover song doesn't necessarily merit a vigorous debate of intention vs action, right?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 08:38 (nine years ago) link
and that arguing that nicki's objective is subverting power dynamics in a song where she is repeatedly stating that she's "on some dumb shit" is... well, maybe not disingenuous but at the least indicative of a very selective way of appreciating the work?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 08:42 (nine years ago) link
i mean bully to you for getting something positive out of tanaconda lex but this sounds DOA to me and it's primarily cause nicki's verses are not so good, the production is outstandingly lazy and the various young money tics throughout are maddening it's not so much that you're wrong so much as why bother in support of something this pedestrian
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 August 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link
plus i would add don't forget fart remix subverts the subversion of the subverting subversiveness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv--npievoI
― davey, Friday, 29 August 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link
yeah, was really hoping that wouldn't show up here
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 29 August 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link
Whatever your opinion of this tune this song does actually. seem to be a success. Why is that? Is it just the video or does the actual song have anything to do with it?
― Hinklepicker, Friday, 29 August 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
perfect storm: nicki, deathless sir mix track, catchy enough, papiconda, nicki's butt, teens, etc.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 29 August 2014 13:12 (nine years ago) link
it's the video
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 29 August 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
or that
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 29 August 2014 13:25 (nine years ago) link
actually "nicki's butt" is a more complete analysis since the song popped off the itunes downloads which in turn popped because of the single cover
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 29 August 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link
the song is pretty weak, imo, those who say it's a build-up to nothing are otm, it doesn't actually go anywhere
also i think she's saying "i'm not some dumb shit" rather than "i'm on some dumb shit"
― marcos, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
song sounded like a hit the first time i heard it over dodgy wifi in a remote town square in romania. it's a bit of a mess structurally but since when has that mattered
forks' argument basically = "i don't like this so why are you analysing it" - i'm not usually one to really conflate success with importance but i think in the current pop climate it's certainly pushing back against a few things in a healthy way, and the fact that men are wanking over it doesn't really change that
― lex pretend, Friday, 29 August 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
wtf of course she's saying "i'm on some dumb shit"
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Friday, 29 August 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link