Nicki Minaj - The Pink Print (2014)

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Nicki basically has three types of songs, her emo Katie Perry rapsing bullshit, her queen of england quirky verbal tic Japanese sex robot songs, & her busta on scenario burn down the track amazing verse songs. 2 of the 3 suck and are more likely to be on albums where the good stuff is more bound for YouTube & mixtapes so it makes sense the albums won't be that good

ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link

this song doesn't suck imo but it's also not worth reading any thinkpieces about, ever

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 21 August 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm here for questioning-his-existence Drake

, Thursday, 21 August 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link

same

The Reverend, Thursday, 21 August 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvdjk3hIUAACFtE.jpg:large

The Reverend, Thursday, 21 August 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

whats funny is its the BEAT dude thinks is too girly lololol

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

nah, it's the whole thing. you're nitpicky, sry if it's not the best word man

+ I like plenty of synthpop/more women-friendly rap so i'm not setting up some dumb "REAL raw rap" vs. this dichotomy

nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link

been jamming Rihanna/Future "Loveeeee Song" lately, super-duper girly soft

nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

Fancy is super-girly anyway, tho maybe I'm being rly masculine reading girliness into the Clueless video. I love it, anyway

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link

"some of my best friends are girly!"

een, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link

lolanalogies

nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/MLaWTLHUEWT

, Thursday, 21 August 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link

shaking the habuttual

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 August 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

lol that people are surprised music videos inspire masturbation, the reddit is funny though

re that article, I can appreciate sex-positive feminist ideas but I don't see how you can isolate the feminist intention in a video from the sexist reception of it

there's been these terrible ads for protein water in Denmark over the summer, and the video reminded me of them

http://i.picresize.com/images/2014/08/21/WJ3sE.jpg

niels, Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

The last setup involves Nicki giving Drake a lap dance and walking away after presumably giving him a boner, making this Drake’s second most embarrassing public erection after Jimmy’s classroom boner in Degrassi. Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.” And with that final inversion, Nicki more or less flips the whole twerking issue onto its stomach, where it can continue to hump the ground forever.

i don't understand this at all how is sweatpants boner drake the sexual object in this video?

ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

you'd be surprised how many women can make an object out of "if jay-z and elliott gould had a baby"

da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

idgi either. nicki is clearly the object of drake's desire. her desire isn't even hinted it. on that score, the only inversion i see is that she retains control, commands desire without being bound by it. but yeah, maybe we're meant to understand that he's the object simply because he's hot?

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Leaving the dude w an unfulfilled boner is how every lap dance ends

ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

have you seen showgirls? some dudes achieve fulfillment

da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

That was a great documentary

ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

are you suggesting kyle maclachlan didn't do his own stunts

da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

sexay image - http://i.spearshot.com/2014/07/2a2ea10e89c05b029d77ede9673cc28c.gif

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

anybody got an irl example of a dude jizzing his pants during a lapdance for ums? while i don't doubt the likelihood of its existence, i got nothing for the truthers

da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Leaving the dude w an unfilled boner is how every lap dance ends

^ a lesson in how to remove 3 letters from a sentence and change its meaning entirely (aka: what i thought i read at first and was like wtf ew unfilled)

Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

of all the songs to be playing during that video lmao

een, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.”

is it only on ilx that drake is considered a goofy dipshit or what

goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link

is "stripper-fetishizing emo prince" really that different from goofy dipshit?

some dude, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

well no, i just don't know what work "of all people" is supposed to be doing

goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

He does dp the blank-stare/chin-scratching strip-club-dude thing well.

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Thursday, 21 August 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

He DPs all day.

Greer, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

i think adam lambert's penis was nicknamed by his fanbase also, i wonder how many more there are

dyl, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link

pole poll pls

Simon H., Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

the sole positive thing I can think of in connection with this song is the inevitable awards program moment when Mixalot does his thing live onstage

im more into the song now tbh, i could see a DJ using it properly

Yahhhh, dropped this at a queer party the other night and people went nuts.

The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

^^^Shocking!

Cousin Slappy, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Lol yeah

The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

From a gay male FB friend:

<i>Just watched Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' video. It's like a nuke dropped on the women's 'don't objectify me' movement. Nicky should just change her name to Dat Ass, as her transformation is now complete.<i/>

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 25 August 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link

this did NOT blow up the crowd when played at afropunk; i saw several subgroups break out to TED talk it to death

lol at trying to picture that

birdman junior dad (some dude), Monday, 25 August 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

i haven't seen people go nuts to anaconda, i feel like it's more a filler track in the build up to a song where the beat actually drops, good for building tension but not a release of its own

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 25 August 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link

that is explicit

nova, Monday, 25 August 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

flies up to #2 on the hot 100 this week due to streaming - her highest charting hit ever

thank u teenage boys

prolego, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

they were streaming alright.

how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

they're gonna feel pretty dumb when they learn how she flipped their gaze

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

i have come round to this as dj/mixshow tool (ie it sounded p fun when westwood gave it a v quick spin)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

the breakdown got people pretty excited at the drake/lil wayne show in boston the other night

maura, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link

just drake just sit onstage with a boner while they play the end of the song?

birdman junior dad (some dude), Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link


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