and i thought the r/taylorswiftarmpit subreddit was bad
i can't tell what's real or jokes now
― ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
can we stop having videos with shaking butts for a few months?
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
Nicki basically has three types of songs, her emo Katie Perry rapsing bullshit, her queen of england quirky verbal tic Japanese sex robot songs, & her busta on scenario burn down the track amazing verse songs. 2 of the 3 suck and are more likely to be on albums where the good stuff is more bound for YouTube & mixtapes so it makes sense the albums won't be that good
― ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link
this song doesn't suck imo but it's also not worth reading any thinkpieces about, ever
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 21 August 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link
I'm here for questioning-his-existence Drake
― 龜, Thursday, 21 August 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link
same
― The Reverend, Thursday, 21 August 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvdjk3hIUAACFtE.jpg:large
― The Reverend, Thursday, 21 August 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
whats funny is its the BEAT dude thinks is too girly lololol
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:37 (Yesterday) Permalink
nah, it's the whole thing. you're nitpicky, sry if it's not the best word man
+ I like plenty of synthpop/more women-friendly rap so i'm not setting up some dumb "REAL raw rap" vs. this dichotomy
― nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
been jamming Rihanna/Future "Loveeeee Song" lately, super-duper girly soft
― nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
Fancy is super-girly anyway, tho maybe I'm being rly masculine reading girliness into the Clueless video. I love it, anyway
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
"some of my best friends are girly!"
― een, Thursday, 21 August 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link
lolanalogies
― nova, Thursday, 21 August 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/MLaWTLHUEWT
― 龜, Thursday, 21 August 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link
shaking the habuttual
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 August 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link
molly lambert <3
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/nicki-minaj-reclaims-the-twerk-in-the-anaconda-music-video/
― lex pretend, Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
lol that people are surprised music videos inspire masturbation, the reddit is funny though
re that article, I can appreciate sex-positive feminist ideas but I don't see how you can isolate the feminist intention in a video from the sexist reception of it
there's been these terrible ads for protein water in Denmark over the summer, and the video reminded me of them
http://i.picresize.com/images/2014/08/21/WJ3sE.jpg
― niels, Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
The last setup involves Nicki giving Drake a lap dance and walking away after presumably giving him a boner, making this Drake’s second most embarrassing public erection after Jimmy’s classroom boner in Degrassi. Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.” And with that final inversion, Nicki more or less flips the whole twerking issue onto its stomach, where it can continue to hump the ground forever.
i don't understand this at all how is sweatpants boner drake the sexual object in this video?
― ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
you'd be surprised how many women can make an object out of "if jay-z and elliott gould had a baby"
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
idgi either. nicki is clearly the object of drake's desire. her desire isn't even hinted it. on that score, the only inversion i see is that she retains control, commands desire without being bound by it. but yeah, maybe we're meant to understand that he's the object simply because he's hot?
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
Leaving the dude w an unfulfilled boner is how every lap dance ends
― ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
have you seen showgirls? some dudes achieve fulfillment
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
That was a great documentary
― ruffalo soldier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 August 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
are you suggesting kyle maclachlan didn't do his own stunts
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
sexay image - http://i.spearshot.com/2014/07/2a2ea10e89c05b029d77ede9673cc28c.gif
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
anybody got an irl example of a dude jizzing his pants during a lapdance for ums? while i don't doubt the likelihood of its existence, i got nothing for the truthers
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
http://m.efukt.com/21145_The_Most_Embarrassing_Public_Ejaculation_Ever.html
― dylannn, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
Leaving the dude w an unfilled boner is how every lap dance ends
^ a lesson in how to remove 3 letters from a sentence and change its meaning entirely (aka: what i thought i read at first and was like wtf ew unfilled)
― Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
of all the songs to be playing during that video lmao
― een, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.”
is it only on ilx that drake is considered a goofy dipshit or what
― goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
is "stripper-fetishizing emo prince" really that different from goofy dipshit?
― some dude, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
well no, i just don't know what work "of all people" is supposed to be doing
― goole, Thursday, 21 August 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
He does dp the blank-stare/chin-scratching strip-club-dude thing well.
― the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Thursday, 21 August 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
He DPs all day.
― Greer, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
"papiconda" jesus fuckhttp://swaggernewyork.com/2014/08/19/drakes-cameo-in-the-anaconda-preview-was-basically-to-raise-awareness-about-papiconda
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 August 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Feat. Riff Raff
http://www.xxlmag.com/rap-music/new-music/2014/08/nicki-minaj-riff-raff-remix/
― the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Sunday, 24 August 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
i think adam lambert's penis was nicknamed by his fanbase also, i wonder how many more there are
― dyl, Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
pole poll pls
― Simon H., Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
the sole positive thing I can think of in connection with this song is the inevitable awards program moment when Mixalot does his thing live onstage
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 August 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
im more into the song now tbh, i could see a DJ using it properly
Yahhhh, dropped this at a queer party the other night and people went nuts.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
^^^Shocking!
― Cousin Slappy, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
Lol yeah
― The Reverend, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
From a gay male FB friend:
<i>Just watched Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' video. It's like a nuke dropped on the women's 'don't objectify me' movement. Nicky should just change her name to Dat Ass, as her transformation is now complete.<i/>
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 25 August 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
this did NOT blow up the crowd when played at afropunk; i saw several subgroups break out to TED talk it to death
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 August 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
lol at trying to picture that
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Monday, 25 August 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link
i haven't seen people go nuts to anaconda, i feel like it's more a filler track in the build up to a song where the beat actually drops, good for building tension but not a release of its own
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 25 August 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
that is explicit
― nova, Monday, 25 August 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
flies up to #2 on the hot 100 this week due to streaming - her highest charting hit ever
thank u teenage boys
― prolego, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
they were streaming alright.
― how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
they're gonna feel pretty dumb when they learn how she flipped their gaze
― difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
i have come round to this as dj/mixshow tool (ie it sounded p fun when westwood gave it a v quick spin)
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link