Nicki Minaj - The Pink Print (2014)

i've grown to like the first two verses of anaconda but then it just kinda sits there - bad sign when your extended coda gets outshone in the video by drake sitting in a chair

http://www.reddit.com/r/Nicki_Minaj/comments/2e1vyk/get_the_lotion_anacondas_here/

loooooooool

good grief.

interesting interpretations of nicki's post-modern co-opting of sexist video tropes

even the singing part feels perfunctory after "stupid hoe" and "come on a cone"

ew i didn't know that heterodudes ACTUALLY jerk off to music videos ugh

lol

and i thought the r/taylorswiftarmpit subreddit was bad

perfect nicki jpeg acccompanying that r/discush tbf

and i thought the r/taylorswiftarmpit subreddit was bad

i can't tell what's real or jokes now

can we stop having videos with shaking butts for a few months?

Nicki basically has three types of songs, her emo Katie Perry rapsing bullshit, her queen of england quirky verbal tic Japanese sex robot songs, & her busta on scenario burn down the track amazing verse songs. 2 of the 3 suck and are more likely to be on albums where the good stuff is more bound for YouTube & mixtapes so it makes sense the albums won't be that good

this song doesn't suck imo but it's also not worth reading any thinkpieces about, ever

I'm here for questioning-his-existence Drake

same

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvdjk3hIUAACFtE.jpg:large

whats funny is its the BEAT dude thinks is too girly lololol

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

nah, it's the whole thing. you're nitpicky, sry if it's not the best word man

+ I like plenty of synthpop/more women-friendly rap so i'm not setting up some dumb "REAL raw rap" vs. this dichotomy

been jamming Rihanna/Future "Loveeeee Song" lately, super-duper girly soft

Fancy is super-girly anyway, tho maybe I'm being rly masculine reading girliness into the Clueless video. I love it, anyway

"some of my best friends are girly!"

lolanalogies

https://vine.co/v/MLaWTLHUEWT

shaking the habuttual

molly lambert <3

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/nicki-minaj-reclaims-the-twerk-in-the-anaconda-music-video/

lol that people are surprised music videos inspire masturbation, the reddit is funny though

re that article, I can appreciate sex-positive feminist ideas but I don't see how you can isolate the feminist intention in a video from the sexist reception of it

there's been these terrible ads for protein water in Denmark over the summer, and the video reminded me of them

http://i.picresize.com/images/2014/08/21/WJ3sE.jpg

The last setup involves Nicki giving Drake a lap dance and walking away after presumably giving him a boner, making this Drake’s second most embarrassing public erection after Jimmy’s classroom boner in Degrassi. Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.” And with that final inversion, Nicki more or less flips the whole twerking issue onto its stomach, where it can continue to hump the ground forever.

i don't understand this at all how is sweatpants boner drake the sexual object in this video?

you'd be surprised how many women can make an object out of "if jay-z and elliott gould had a baby"

idgi either. nicki is clearly the object of drake's desire. her desire isn't even hinted it. on that score, the only inversion i see is that she retains control, commands desire without being bound by it. but yeah, maybe we're meant to understand that he's the object simply because he's hot?

Leaving the dude w an unfulfilled boner is how every lap dance ends

have you seen showgirls? some dudes achieve fulfillment

That was a great documentary

are you suggesting kyle maclachlan didn't do his own stunts

sexay image - http://i.spearshot.com/2014/07/2a2ea10e89c05b029d77ede9673cc28c.gif

anybody got an irl example of a dude jizzing his pants during a lapdance for ums? while i don't doubt the likelihood of its existence, i got nothing for the truthers

http://m.efukt.com/21145_The_Most_Embarrassing_Public_Ejaculation_Ever.html

Leaving the dude w an unfilled boner is how every lap dance ends

^ a lesson in how to remove 3 letters from a sentence and change its meaning entirely (aka: what i thought i read at first and was like wtf ew unfilled)

of all the songs to be playing during that video lmao

Drake, of all people — stripper-fetishizing emo prince Drake — is the sexual object in “Anaconda.”

is it only on ilx that drake is considered a goofy dipshit or what

is "stripper-fetishizing emo prince" really that different from goofy dipshit?

well no, i just don't know what work "of all people" is supposed to be doing

He does dp the blank-stare/chin-scratching strip-club-dude thing well.

He DPs all day.

"papiconda" jesus fuck
http://swaggernewyork.com/2014/08/19/drakes-cameo-in-the-anaconda-preview-was-basically-to-raise-awareness-about-papiconda

Feat. Riff Raff

http://www.xxlmag.com/rap-music/new-music/2014/08/nicki-minaj-riff-raff-remix/

i think adam lambert's penis was nicknamed by his fanbase also, i wonder how many more there are

pole poll pls

the sole positive thing I can think of in connection with this song is the inevitable awards program moment when Mixalot does his thing live onstage

im more into the song now tbh, i could see a DJ using it properly

Yahhhh, dropped this at a queer party the other night and people went nuts.

^^^Shocking!

Lol yeah