Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

they put too much flour in they coke
and got the nerve to wonder why they broke

Start some, make my heart pump, spark one, I'm God's son
Nastradamus, last one to blast one when the NARC's come

Hip-Hop's got me on some ol', sprayin shots like a drumroll
Blankin out and never miscount the shells my gun hold

In the wintertime he rocks a fur, which we believe to mean he wears fur coats. The word "rock" is significant because it's a double entendre that also shows his solidity and stability in this chaotic world, unlike a leaf. Notice how he says "I rock a fur" instead of "I leaf a fur". The line would be totally different if he had used the word leaf. The fur coat is very important because it vividly shows his superiority in relation to other animals, and that his intelligence and integrity deems him fit to slaughter animals for his own survival and conquest.

Sos' pulled me close and told me the deal
He said both hoes'll peel
spray shots reload and still handle the wheel

polow on the beat and weezy yep i'm at the plate again
keri if you pitch it to me ima swing away at it

^^the cadence on this is kind of remarkable, i was reciting it over the instrumental outro and it's so on point w/ the drums

agreed, love that line

fuck police aint no reward for a beast
word on the streets is they'll pistol whip a priest
for a cross piece

What a nigga gotta do to make a half a million
Without the FBI catchin feelins

^^^ right???????/

I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them/I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin/Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson/ except when I run base, I dodge the pen/Lucky me, Luckily they didn't get me/Now when I bring the Nets I'm the black Branch Rickey

Duke it out. But all that hollywood, I could deal widdout. I ru wit Drug dealers. Body snatchers. Cat Peelers. And Kid Nappaz. Murdaras. Burglaras. Mercenaries. Who ain't never scarry.\\

YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

And this exemplarizes the folly of obnoxioattackist amalick alaymickthom

Outkast with a K, yeah them niggas are hard
Harder than a nigga tryin' to impress god

bad lil broad, i aint seen her in a minute
since the all-star game, and i'm still tryna hit it

Got a vendetta, even though I been better
Left em' in the cold with a thin sweater

Word kid, get your chicken from the telepath
wikawikawika on the electroencephelograph.

Grip you right up under your ass, but your back on the wall
Kinda tipsy, seein' triple, so I'm fuckin you all

they say 'why you runnin weezy?' cuz I'm chasing the dream
and when I catch that motherfucker ahma rape it and leave yah

mostly because i bet the dream was terrified by that

ok you want a zombie movie instead
that's where you walk in your house and everybody dead

Now my watch told my chain pussy nigga be quiet, you been stealing all my shine all God damn night.
and my bracelet replied, both of y'all get right, 'cuz the ring on this finger lookin' like crushed iceee

gucci funnest rapper ever

also
so icy's in the club making bitches look twice

new orleans baller, ask espn
kickin it with a bruce lee-esbian

yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...

I got them haters like "when will he stop?"
maybe a minute after NEVER, set your clock

some motherfuckers think they can go with me
but most of them niggas are just hoes to me

your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate

I'm Samurai Mike I stop 'em cold
part of the defense, big and bold

i'll be like - "bitch, come over, let me smear your makeup
and kick you out my house before my grandmama wake up"

i like to chill, spark an L and get high
i'm one hell of a guy, fly pelican fly

y'all be nice to the crackheads

Thought of rain like the eyes of the bluest skies
All the headbanger bitches singin' "Sometimes She Cries"

A Warrant reference??? Really?!?

every nerve in my body is so vacant and numb
i can't even remember what it is i came here to get away from

i'm not fond of fruit, but i'll spend 10 dollars on a date
before i spend 10 dollars on a date

wobble wobble - i'm infatuated!
bitch ride a dick like she makin a baby!

i want some pussy and some ass and some fingers and some mouth
i ain't fuckin for me bitch i'm fuckin for the whole SOUUUUUUUUUTH

milking the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

dual level with duplexes in unity
me and my crew commit atrocities like we got immunity

I'm rolllllllin' through the back streets
Them boys don't applaud, but they clap heat

two seater with the top missing
two divas with their tops missing

I like the Urlacher line in that.

me too! + a random john beason shout out

I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

It was a beautiful day off in the neighborhood: yellows and greens
And blues and browns and greys and hues that ooze beneath dilapidated wood

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No, I came from my mother, but you know what I mean