The most interesting pieces of pop music trivia that you know (that are 100% false)

1632. Beck Hansen is estranged from his birth family as a result of his choice of career. Beck was born into the Hansen crabfishing dynasty, starts of the Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch, the younger brother of Sig, Edgar and Norman, who work aboard the Northwestern. It was expected he would join the crew as a deckhand, but after one trip – during which the Northwestern tradition of forcing greenhorns to bite the head off a raw herring caused a violent allergic reaction that laid him up for the whole voyage – Beck fled Alaska for LA to become a singer. His family disowned him, with Sig telling his younger brother: "You're a loser, baby. And I'm going to kill you."

1633. Lil' Kim recently set a new world record in the men's marathon, clocking in at 2:02:57. Her attempt at doing so incognito, under the alter ego of "Dennis Kimetto" from Kenya, failed due to the transparency of the pseudonym: she used her middle name Denise for the forename, while "Kimetto" is obviously just a masculinized Italian translation of "Lil' Kim".

1634. Jonathan Richman disowned his son Adam partway through the first series of Man Versus Food, not because of the obscenity of the show's premise, but because Adam refused to feature the Richman family fish restaurant – specialty: the CLT, or cod, lettuce and tomato sandwich – in Ipswich, Massachusetts.

1635. Once it was clear that their music career was on the wane, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson opted to become surgically reconjoined.

1636. Bobby Vee has been mentioned in more than 300 Grammy acceptance speeches, making him the most thanked person in Grammy history. Bobby Bare poked fun at this phenomenon in his Shel Silverstein-penned country hit "God, Mom, and Bobby Vee". Vee is reportedly "baffled and amazed" by the massive outpouring of gratitude from musicians he has never met.

1637. The Beach Boys still receive over a hundred letter per year from fans who would like them to know the names of their favorite vegetables. the most popular responses are "potato" (27%), "corn" (21%), "carrot" (17%) "marijuana haha" (11%), and "PHIL SPECTOR IS WATCHING YOU SLEEP" (6%). Brian Wilson submitted the results to the FDA in 2004, but they dismissed the data as "trivial and unscientific".

1621. Morrissey is really seriously ill

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1638. On March 15, 2011, unbeknownst to even the members thereof, the band Life Without Buildings accidentally reunited at the open mic night of a pub in Giffnock. Will Bradley absentmindedly drummed his fingers on a table two away from the booth wherein Sue Tompkins recited a draft of poetry for a friend's advice, while Chris Evans had fried bass with chips at the bar and Robert Johnson -- who now wears a fake mustache to keep paparazzi at bay -- performed a scorching rendition of "All Along the Watchtower" onstage. When asked of this historic moment in a rare interview in 2014, Evans replied "I think I remember the fish."

^actual lol

1639. Hank Williams, Jr. began sporting his trademark beard, sunglasses, and cowboy hat in order to obscure the extensive facial injuries he received when Waylon Jennings threw a drawer full of kitchen knives at his head. During his recovery, Williams wrote the song "Waylon, I Apologize, And Your Pork Chops Were Splendid", which later became the theme for Monday Night Football.

1640. The stage name "Lorde" is a sly reference to the Royal New Zealand Air Force's Long Range Air Defense (LORAD) program. Ella Yelich-O'Connor is apparently unaware of her function as a recruiter/propagandist/mind control agent for the New Zealand armed forces.

1641. Quincy Jones sold his soul to the devil and partakes in diabolical, ritualistic sex. That's why he looks so young.

1642. Bruno Mars is actually two different people duct-taped together.

1643. If you run the Carter Family's 'Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow' through a spectrogram, you get a ghost:

http://i.imgur.com/CWrULmo.jpg

spectogram analysis did not exist when the song was recorded in 1927, and nobody knows how the Carters encoded this hidden message without the aid of computer technology.

1644. The song "Allentown" was written by Billy Joel as parody of Bruce Springsteen. Joel accused Springsteen of mimicking him with Springsteen's smash hit "Hungry Heart."

1645. XTC Bassist Colin Moulding shares a small cul-de-sac in rural England with Iron Maiden crazy-man Bruce Dickinson. They once had a minor land dispute but have since resolved it.

1646. Arthur Lee has been covered more times than any other American artist with the exception of Elvis Presley.

1647. Mama Cass's remains were accidentally baked into a shepherd's pie.

1648. To this day, even after fifteen years together, none of the members of Broken Social Scene know the names of anyone else in the band. To deal with this problem, the band uses a complex system of personalized coloured stickers and hand signals in order to give instructions to one another.

1649. Techno legend Juan Atkins' real name is Billy Corgan.

1650. Jimmy Page loves seeing his autograph on Ebay and encourages fans to bring guitars for him to sign.

1651. Chunky A had a stint as a late night talk show host which he cut short when he had the opportunity to replace Russell Hitchcock in a revamped Air Supply.

1652. Deee-Lite were the winners of the third season of "Amazing Race Japan".

1653. Natalie Prass started her career as the keyboardist for the Fugees. Her real name is Natalie Sanchez but decided to change her name after a brief affair with Pras Michel. They are still good friends.

1654. Credits to Beyonce's "Countdown" list an unknown co-producer under the Lamb moniker. Richard D James confessed in a soundcloud comment that its's a alias he frequently uses when producing R&B and pop singles.

1655. John Lennon wrote an answer song to David Bowie's "John, I'm Only Dancing". However, "David, It's Still Annoying" was considered subpar by everyone involved, and to date its only appearance on record is as a bonus track on the first Japanese CD reissue of Mind Games from 1987.

1656. Bob Dylan is the oldest rock star to have personally registered his own vine account. It primarily features clips of him telling his grandkids to have a good day.

1657. In 2011, David Bowie wrote a list of his five favorite Christian Bale performances but has been unable to find a "proper home" for it in the media. In 2014, he replaced Newsies with American Hustle.

1658. Rick Dees was convinced by his manager to record "Disco Duck" as the radio friendly b-side to "Disco Fuck" (the eponymous theme song from his debut as a porn actor). Surprisingly, both songs received equivalent levels of airplay.

1659. Tim McGraw was amused to discover his current physical similarity to Weiland recently, and is currently fond of writhing shirtless in front of wife Faith Hill and singing bits of "Interstate Love Song" and "Vasoline" before giggling "You married Weiland!"

1660. Def Leppard named their third album Pyromania (following Rick Savage's 1982 arrest) to commemorate the fact that all of the band's members had been convicted of arson.

1661. Brian Jones' nickname for Charlie Watts was "Chuckie". Charlie walked out of the film Child's Play due to the sentimental association, but told his friends he just thought it was a stupid movie. The truth was revealed to a potential biography ghostwriter in 2003.

1662. The Residents added Extreme's Gary Cherone and a rotation of members from the Little River Band and Urban Dance Squad to their ranks before they changed disguises and renamed themselves Slipknot.

1663. Rob and Fab of Milli Vanilli sang backup on a series of minor German electropop hits in the mid-eighties. After one too many takes (and beers), the duo stormed out of the studio in the middle of a session. The incident gave them a reputation of being difficult to work with and as a result, most top German producers of the time refused to work with them ever again. Frank Farian later dubbed them Milli Vanilli because the name "sounded like an Italo-disco outfit". This clever naming slight-of-hand achieved its desired result -- their true identity was never discovered by the people running the top German recording studios of the time. Entering the studio to sing on the records risked blowing their cover, so the band's management had no choice but to hire singers while Rob and Fab learned to lip sync along to their own records in Frank Farian's living room, lest they all risk being boycotted by the unforgiving music industry of the day. While their debut album was being recorded in their absence, Fab Morvan dedicated himself fully to his favourite hobby -- chess -- and by late 1988 was ranked as one of the top 50 chess players under the age of 30 in Bavaria.

1664. Ringo Starr's real name is Ringo Goldblatt.

1665. Both of Mr Mister's big hits – Kyrie and Broken Wings – were written as protests by singer Richard Page (real name Marinos Ouzounidis) after he was excommunicated from the Greek Orthodox church. Page had travelled to Istanbul to picket the Patriarchate of Constantinople, after he was banned from resetting the words of Greek hymns to REO Speedwagon and Styx melodies to play in his local church. When priests tried to remonstrate with him, he struck them, causing his excommunication. In 2009 Page set up his own church, and now – at last – he is able to play his MOR hymns to a loyal flock.

1666. Mick Jagger was born in 1666.

1667. The Bangles' "Walk Like An Egyptian" was banned in Egypt because it was deemed discriminatory by the national broadcast authority. Because they were unable to play their most famous hit during a 1989 tour stop in Cairo, the band protested by taking the stage, playing a 35-minute instrumental version of "Eternal Flame", and storming off without saying a word or returning for an encore. Despite the controversy, that concert went on to become the most bootlegged recording in Egyptian history.

1668. Martin Denny's exotica records were banned in the United Kingdom due to an ancient public heath regulation that prohibited the importation of 'photographic and phonographic impressions of exotic avians'. Undeterred, Denny re-recorded his biggest hits for what was to be his Quiet Britannia LP, replacing his trademark parrot and toucan calls with the sounds of birds native to Britain (mostly finches). the cover photo depicted a sarong-clad Vera Lynn seductively straddling a tea table. the LP sold fewer than 500 copies upon its initial release but became a cult classic in the early '80s after John Peel played it in its entirely on Radio 1.

1669. in his final days, Sinatra requested that Comus's 'Drip Drip' be played at his funeral. nobody knows why.

1670. Michael Nesmith's mother is a notorious liar. Contrary to popular belief, there is no evidence that she was involved in the invention of Liquid Paper, and her other claims — inventing the staple remover, owning the Alamo, being Michael Nesmith's mother, and holding the Guinness World Record for largest natural breasts — are all patently false.

but she definitely holds the patentlys.

1671. Chuck Berry's original title for "Roll Over Beethoven" was "Rock Me Rachmaninov". Wanting to avoid any association with the Soviet Union or Russian composers in general, Berry changed the title and re-wrote the lyrics after the Hungarian uprising of 1956.

...wait, that doesn't even work, because he immediately goes on to say "sing Tchaikovsky the blues".

1668 is magnificent, wp unreg

1672. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma started out in the music business as the drummer in a NYC band that played nothing but blues covers of Beatles songs. He took up the cello in his spare time as a form of protest against being forced to play one too many Ringo Starr songs.

1673. Legendary British folk rockers Fairport Convention were originally named Airport Convention. The F was added mistakenly on the studio log for their debut album by engineer Bill Gates, and the name stuck.

He thought it was Chai-Kovsky

1674. there are more edits in the chorus of Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' than there are in Radiohead's entire discography.