Morrissey really seriously ill?

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I assumed Morrissey was and just didn't change the original text of that post in order to have it perfect fit Hitler. Mea culpa xpost

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

lol Alfred

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

morrissey isn't vegan because he doesn't actually care about "beings", but pretending he does gives him opportunity to be a shit to some

morrissey says that animals are as important as people yet 99% of his songs are about people

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

Picadilly Mee-ow-re
was just silly slang
between me & the cats
in my gang

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

November a Lobster Spawned

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

GHERKIN in a Korma!!!

knew i'd get there in the end

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Bengal Tiger in Platforms (fuck off back to your own country and keep indigenous Siberian Tiger culture pure)

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

morrissey isn't vegan because he doesn't actually care about "beings", but pretending he does gives him opportunity to be a shit to some

ilx

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

His new album gets 9/10 in this weeks NME and apparently he's on the front cover next week. Are these events in any way connected?

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

hitler was not actually a vegan (or vegetarian) for most of his life

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah, he gets a bad rap

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

he cared about animals but he wasn't a nazi about it or anything

Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

adolf, it was really nothing

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

RIP morrissey

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

tbf, it's his best album since "Your Arsenal"

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

actually it's probably xelab who's the racist

due to the racism

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

What? Fuck off and die you loathsome timewasting piece of shit.

festival of labour (xelab), Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

an interesting drug
tell the truth
it really helped you

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

What sheep said
how come someone hasn't noticed that im dead
and decided to shear me
god knows im ready

your best m7 (rip van wanko), Thursday, 10 July 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

His new album gets 9/10 in this weeks NME and apparently he's on the front cover next week. Are these events in any way connected?

― Kitchen Person, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 5:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they probably both have something to do with the new album coming out so yeah

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

tbf, it's his best album since "Your Arsenal"

― Mark G, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 4:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank GOD someone is being fair to Morrissey

mattresslessness, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

aye, good ol' God.

Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link

do we have a thread for the album? I have to say that three random songs in, it's sounding surprisingly good (haven't heard a Moz album in full since Vauxhall)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 14 July 2014 10:31 (nine years ago) link

I looked for one before posting my last but one message : No.

Mark G, Monday, 14 July 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link

be the change you want to see in the world

Morrissey - World Peace Is None Of Your Business Thread

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

I keep seeing this thread title and hearing it in a hip hop context

the tune was space, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

I keep hearing clueless

blap setter (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

"be the change you want to see in the world" - M D Chapman

xelab, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

ok lol

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

he's alive (if not well) in switzerland apparently

OutdoorFish, Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

*wipes sweat from brow, exhales*

boney tassel (sic), Friday, 18 July 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link

is morrissey seriously putting out mob hits on fan sites???

http://pitchfork.com/news/56088-morrisseys-bodyguard-sues-claims-morrissey-wanted-him-to-hurt-fan-site-operator/

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

This is pretty much amazing

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:34 (nine years ago) link

Just when you think "oh, two weeks have gone by without Moz dramz" and then this happens.

Hope this wasn't an actual thing because from all reports David T is a good kinda guy?

Boston Bun is also an electronic music artist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link

So is this the real reason why the tour was cancelled?

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link

Statement from Morrissey:

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_140730_01

goth colouring book (anagram), Thursday, 31 July 2014 10:11 (nine years ago) link

As mildly irritating as David Tseng may be, he is not someone who troubles me enough to even bother with.

This is Morrissey not bothering:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2011/jul/14/morrissey-fans

After a 5,000-mile trip from LA to Copenhagen, a Morrissey fansite owner was looking forward to seeing his favourite artist in concert. Instead he was refused entry and given a lifetime ban

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2011/jun/29/morrissey-wages-war-fansite

the singer took to the stage on Monday night wearing a shirt slamming a popular fansite. "FUCK MORRISSEY-SOLO.COM," read the black T, versions of which were also worn by his band.

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2014/07/morrissey-solo-tshirt.jpg

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Thursday, 31 July 2014 12:05 (nine years ago) link

fuck morrissey solo

wins, Thursday, 31 July 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link

fuck morrissey in collaboration with a bomb disposal expert imo, word has it there are explosive kegs between his legs

boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

fuck morrissey solo

My takeaway as well.

before you die you see the rink (Jon Lewis), Friday, 1 August 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

"Mr Tseng, via his poisonous website, has caused so much intentional distress to Morrissey and Morrissey's band over the years that Mr Tseng is not welcome at any Morrissey shows."

I misread this as "intestinal distress," and figured that's why he cancelled his tour.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

Wow, has he ever used as much reverb on his vocal as he does on the new album? It's like he's singing from the YWCA locker room.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

he liked it there so he stayed

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

Man, I don't know anything at all about the guy that runs the site (or the site itself really) but, damn, I feel really bad for dude (unless there is more to this story and he shouldn't be worthy of my pity). To discover that not only did the artists that you've dedicated so much time and energy to hate you, he actually might have wanted to have you killed.

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

annoying fans can be pretty goddamn annoying

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

I imagine that among at least some Moz fans, annoying him enough that he calls you out by name is a badge of honour.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

a tacky badge of honour

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

the dumb thing was is the site was so pro-morrissey and so enthusiastic about every dumb b-side he ever dropped! i used to go there around the release of you are the quarry

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

I just assume the guy ate a hamburger in Moz's presence or something

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link


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