Morrissey really seriously ill?

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Listening to the new album in the car..

Amber: "He seems to like Scandinavia.."
Me: "Yeah.. He used to like Rome too.. Oh, and he had a song called "I'm throwing my arms around Paris"
Amber: "You sure he didn't mean Paris Hilton?"
Me: "Um, I think I'd have noticed that one"

...

Mark G, Monday, 7 July 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

Shit, I need Turns Into Stone on vinyl. What Amoeba was that?

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 7 July 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

Is Morrissey still ill

rip van wanko, Monday, 7 July 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

Shit, I need Turns Into Stone on vinyl. What Amoeba was that?

― brotherlovesdub

It was re-released a couple of years ago on vinyl and is quite easy to get on Amazon and elsewhere. First album has just been brought out again too.

Kitchen Person, Monday, 7 July 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

He is not ill, he prevaricates to his audience about his health every time he cops a flu because that is the type of self absorbed, shitty old narcissistic racist cunt that he is. When he genuinely goes, you won't hear fucking anything, it will be like a tiny little bubble popping.

festival of labour (xelab), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

When he genuinely goes, you won't hear fucking anything

Tbf, that'll probably be because he's dead. If Morrissey wanted to go out like a champ, though, he would leave behind hundreds of missives, with the directive that they be released to the public at irregular intervals in perpetuity. And at least a third should be about imminent new albums.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 July 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

I was referring to scare stories about his fragile health not his garbage music.

festival of labour (xelab), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say when morrissey dies it's gonna be covered somewhat extensively in the press

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

But he won't be able to orchestrate the build up to his death. And maybe by then nobody will GAF.

festival of labour (xelab), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

sheesh you hate him we get it give it a rest

Οὖτις, Monday, 7 July 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

and people are absolutely going to GAF when he dies, dude is a huge icon on multiple continents whether you like it or not

Οὖτις, Monday, 7 July 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

He is a rotten character, as is your shitty defence of him up-thread - give that a fucking rest.

festival of labour (xelab), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

couldnt orchestrate anything without marr anyway

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Monday, 7 July 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

heyoooooh

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 July 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

He is a rotten character, as is your shitty defence of him up-thread - give that a fucking rest.

― festival of labour (xelab),

^^ the death of a Crisco dancer

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 July 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

i just typed a post that said "he seems a weird type to be racist: effete vegan whose main talent is creating art out of his grandiose self-pity" but then realized that sentence also describes hitler

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

what are your favorite Hitler paintings and novels?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

lol

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

"Anschluss, Here We Come"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

i think hitler's book appealed to people and that's part of why he rose to power. his readers identified with him, which is also what morrissey songs encourage you to do

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

hang der juden

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

When Morrissey does fucking eat it, as usual Alfred's obituary will be a hell of a lot older than the stiff.

festival of labour (xelab), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

http://www.bokaimages.com/images/specials/tumblr_l6y0zz2aPz1qd1z7lo1_500.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

xelab is feisty. i like him or her.

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

"what this place really needed was somebody to just keep yelling at people"

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

whineys been slacking tbf

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

Smells like masonic socks around here.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 09:11 (eleven years ago)

you're barking up the wrong sock there

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 09:19 (eleven years ago)

Gold-tipped sock point taken and apologies.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 09:21 (eleven years ago)

unless the definition of vegan has recently been changed to "someone who isn't vegan" then i don't think morrissey or hitler are/were vegan

john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 09:22 (eleven years ago)

trying to work up a "[something] in a Korma" gag but i got nothing, sorry

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 09:25 (eleven years ago)

I assumed Morrissey was and just didn't change the original text of that post in order to have it perfect fit Hitler. Mea culpa xpost

Treeship, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 11:50 (eleven years ago)

lol Alfred

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

morrissey isn't vegan because he doesn't actually care about "beings", but pretending he does gives him opportunity to be a shit to some

when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

morrissey says that animals are as important as people yet 99% of his songs are about people

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

Picadilly Mee-ow-re
was just silly slang
between me & the cats
in my gang

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

November a Lobster Spawned

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

GHERKIN in a Korma!!!

knew i'd get there in the end

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

Bengal Tiger in Platforms (fuck off back to your own country and keep indigenous Siberian Tiger culture pure)

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

morrissey isn't vegan because he doesn't actually care about "beings", but pretending he does gives him opportunity to be a shit to some

ilx

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

His new album gets 9/10 in this weeks NME and apparently he's on the front cover next week. Are these events in any way connected?

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

hitler was not actually a vegan (or vegetarian) for most of his life

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

yeah, he gets a bad rap

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

he cared about animals but he wasn't a nazi about it or anything

Treeship, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

adolf, it was really nothing

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

RIP morrissey

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)

tbf, it's his best album since "Your Arsenal"

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

actually it's probably xelab who's the racist

due to the racism

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

What? Fuck off and die you loathsome timewasting piece of shit.

festival of labour (xelab), Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

an interesting drug
tell the truth
it really helped you

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 July 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)


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