OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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Oh, haha! Sorry, didn't mean to sound so butthurt.

It's okay – fiesta forever!

DN changed in honour of that article

"more reminiscent of Barry Manilow than Barry Gordy" is too perfect

xp! :D

hah great minds etc.

I'd given him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was referring to some obscure artist. There must still be some residual respect for the Voice floating around my brain somewhere.

this is the guy responsible for the 'black pop stars who should go country' piece that the vmg higher-ups slapped up on the voice's music blog immediately after my firing. good to know he's still churning out 'quality' 'content'

Think the guy meant "Barry Geordie," the John Barry of Newcastle.

Maybe should have just made that a screenname instead of a post, as is my wont.

Barry Geordie Gordy Obama

p sure that guy contributes to every DNC email with the subject line MAJOR DISASTER

suggest barry

dancing on the glass ceiling

and the Piece Of Music Criticism Most Easily Mistaken For An Onion Article Award goes to

I guess it's the Ezra Klein way to accept received opinion and call it "controversy"

http://www.vox.com/2014/6/17/5814038/heres-why-lana-del-rey-is-so-controversial

the phrase "even Pitchfork" appears in that twice

Indie-music blog Hipster Runoff labelled her the "most controversial broad in indie right now," saying that she carefully planned the hype around "Video Games" and was trying to trick the music world into believing that she was a self-made, American Dream Achieving, Indie-pop princess. Hipster Runoff split her coverage into two distinct camps (#teamlana and #efflana), with critics claiming that she was a poser and just a "failed mainstream artist."

I can't even express how pathetic that Vox piece is. Is the humourless recounting of ultimately irrelevant, two-and-a-half-year-old online debates a thing now?

you're soaking in it

welcome to the world of "explainer journalism" by people who have read wikipedia

[ Interest over time ]

now awaiting FT article disputing kelsey mckinney's data

HOW SNOOP DOGGY DOGG BECAME SNOOP DOGG AND OTHER SHOWBIZ TRICKS TO FOOL U

GWAR - real or fake?

Andrew W.K. - Steev Mike or Steve Harper?

Yo Vox Is it true Vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef?

"I do get that new releases on vinyl can get pricey – and therefore have the potential to create an elitist audience – but in a climate in which indie musicians can open for Radiohead and still not afford health insurance, anything that creates a way to bring real, live musicians closer to making monday off their work, so that that they can make more of it – hey, that's cool with me."

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jun/21/vinyl-record-collector-sales-jack-white

can someone break that sentence down for me?

"So, even as yet another person in another underpaid creative field who is busy collecting probably one too many records, I'm happy to spend whatever I can afford."

that "even as yet" has got to go. you could probably learn that in a class somewhere.

"Rainy Day Records up the block, however, was the platonic ideal of a local record store: half dozen or so boxes of 45s (sorted by new, used and local bands)..."

i hate those used bands. they are the worst.

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whood
21 June 2014 12:56pm

I've just had a very nice avocado sandwich. Can I have a column, please?

a golden oldie. I am not British so I don't know how long John Harris has been giving the music coverage in the Guardian a bad name, but this has to be a low point for the publication:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2007/jan/05/popandrock

(Although it does use the word 'acme' in a sentence, which I rarely come across, so that's kinda cool I guess)

John Harris continues to give music coverage in the Guardian a bad name to this day

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/20/warpaint-cate-le-bon-st-vincent-rocks-future-is-female

That funk thing by JH makes a worse case than the student item in the first post. I got bored into giving up before even managing to get to the offensive part in that women in rock one, but then I don't think I got past the first paragraph either.

factual errors and questionable theses you can drive a boom clap through:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/rockandpopfeatures/10905375/Is-Charli-XCX-the-new-Adele.html

Casey Kasem, Ronald Reagan and music’s 1 percent: Artificial “popularity” is not democracy

http://www.salon.com/2014/06/22/casey_kasem_ronald_reagan_and_musics_1_percent_artificial_popularity_is_not_democracy/

http://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/blog/jacques-greene-brought-back-house-music-for-the-people

A WHIFF OF SANITY in that Salon piece.

Christ, Casey Kasem as a fucking icon, and anyone who uses "centrism" re music needs a thrashing.

I gave up/fell asleep when I got to the "centrism" bit. No point my getting annoyed about this or any of the linked Grauniad/Torygraph pieces because they are clickbait rather than proper music writing.

holy fucking fuck at that Noisey one - is Noisey one of the worst sites in history?

Christ, Casey Kasem as a fucking icon, and anyone who uses "centrism" re music needs a thrashing.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius),

The point about centrism is the pearl in the shit. The rest is drivel.

I have always liked "Bette Davis Eyes" fwiw

post clip of karaoke performance plz

The kasem challops thinkpieces that spawned that salon article seem equally shit though. There's nothing "brave" about what Casey Kasem did, he was a pop DJ, not a music critic. He performed the exact function he was supposed to perform, for lots of money. It seems revisionist in a REALLY confused way to imagine that he was the underdog in a battle against...I don't even know what. It's like, you might credit someone like a George Plimpton for allowing value to sports within "intellectual" culture, but Marv Albert is a sports guy doing a sports guy's job for a sports-loving public.

The headline on the Salon thing -- "Artificial popularity is not 'democracy'" -- is the plaintive cry of losing student-government candidates everywhere.

I admit I didn't read many of the Kasem appreciations, but the ones I saw were less celebrations of him as a musical force than nostalgic childhood reveries. I never had any illusion that Casey himself was the one picking the winners, or that the show was somehow a manifestation of his taste. He was just the friendly guy who showed up with that week's news.

Hurting 2 otm, at least with regards to the Slate piece that originally used the word "centrist." I like Casey Kasem a lot; he seems like a good guy, and obviously had a great voice and a talent for using it. But that Slate piece envisioned him a poptimist warrior-analyst who fought the good fight against rockism for years.

He was just the friendly guy who showed up with that week's news.

This is sort of the same thing as lots of people thinking of TV news anchors as journalists. (Including some TV news anchors, I bet.) I much prefer the UK term "newsreader," because that's all they do - read the news that other people gathered, while making sincere/trustworthy/empathetic faces.

Kasem didn't even like music

these guys are from england and who gives a shit

I like Casey Kasem a lot; he seems like a good guy, and obviously had a great voice and a talent for using it. But that Slate piece envisioned him a poptimist warrior-analyst who fought the good fight against rockism for years.

― intheblanks, Monday, June 23, 2014 12:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Meanwhile, the actual good fight he fought has gone largely unremarked-upon in his obits: http://articles.latimes.com/1993-05-17/entertainment/ca-36376_1_aladdin-lyrics-magic

Yeah, it was cool to learn about his activism for better Arab-American representation in the media, including quitting the Transformers cartoon.