A Good Day In Hell - The Official ILM Track-By-Track EAGLES Listening Thread

Fed. Res. Emp: "So that concludes the tour of the Reserve, any questions? Yes? You, up here in the front."

DON: "Since you're not using it for anything else, have you ever tried snorting the money?"

FRE: "Excuse me?"

DON: "Just see if you could try to imagine for a second using a hundred-dollar bill to get a hit off of a hundred hundred-dollar bills. Not saying I couldn't try it, mind you, but you all here seem like you could afford the charity."

GLENN: "Ha, you could even cache a bowl with actual cash! Anyone could!"

DON: "Well, yeah..."

VIP tickets for upcoming Eagles shows include several keys of shredded bills.

http://www.semshred.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/0/94674abb359b937f5c67f1a18b1d6410/misc/brick_202.jpg

End of show confetti cannons filled with

http://lunchbreaktourists.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/federal-reserve-interior-bag-of-shredded-cash.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VmLkgZ4mlE4/TRNqxNdWesI/AAAAAAAADEg/63h7lPFZJwE/s1600/Kansas%2BCity%2B4.jpg

We get to a point in our show when it’s quite obvious it’s time to stand up and we give the audience a signal.

midway through, Glenn helpfully tells people that it's a good time for a bathroom break as they've got a Tim Schmidt number coming up

wait did they laser cut a big block of money?

The counting machines at the Fed are hulking monsters that take thousands of bills at a time and auto-reject anything too worn or counterfeit to a shredder that uses lasers rather than the traditional cutting blades. The LA Fed generates 530 tons of shredded currency a year and using lasers is just plain faster.

ET: "Once you started working here, how long did it take for you to stop thinking of the significance of all this as money and as mere product and inventory you have to move around and deal with like at any other job?"

TBS: "Pretty much right after we did the Christmas single."

haha

Hey, we've broken the 5000 post mark on this thread! You know what that means!

COLITAS* ON THE 50 YARD LINE**!!!!!!***

*You may not bring your own Colitas from home. If you do, they will be confiscated. Special Eagles Colitas will be available for purchase inside the venue.
**Only Eagles Platinum Club Members will have access to the 50 Yard Line--unless you're hot.
***Enter at your own peril: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/538ffa20a8063-chuggin-all-the-time.php

non participants will be given colitis

possibly less unpleasant

six of one half a dozen of the other

ET: "Once you started working here, how long did it take for you to stop thinking of the significance of all this as money and as mere product and inventory you have to move around and deal with like at any other job?"

TBS: "Pretty much right after we did the Christmas single."

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spectacular

In the wild: Joe Walsh's "All Night Long" at Home Depot.

In The Wild: "Love Will Keep Us Alive" at one of those fancy remodeled Wendy's.

Did you smell rotten meat?

I <heard> rotten meat.

brisket!

Pecan Pie!

misogynist!

petroleum club!

in the wild: "hotel california" on the staples center organ during the second overtime of the kings-rangers game. (though maybe/probably they do that all the time.) (but it obviously propelled them to victory and the stanley cup.

you can check anytime you like :D

ha!

haha Ron McLean made a "Hotel California" reference (same joke, practically!) on CBC just before the game!

Considered posting that Stanley Cup organ-rendition airing myself but wasn't sure it was eligible.

No wait, I remember...joke was something about LA trying to stab the Rangers with their steely knives

and they did kill the beast!

warm smell of hockey pants rising up through the air

DON: We didn't have hockey in the little corner of Texas where I grew up. But like anyone who landed in Los Angeles, I quickly became a Kings fan. It's been great to take breaks during our current tour to check up on this championship run.

GLENN: We're hoping that the Kings will let me and Don be photographed with the trophy. I'd call it, "Two Eagles, One Cup", after a viral video of which we are both very fond.

DON: Well, yeah.

lol A+

Huell Howser visits the Eagles in the 1970s and then again in 1994.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZo6l88j2Q

let me predict

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS...YOU CAN CHECK *OUT* ANY TIME YOU LIKE BUT YOU CAN *NEVER* LEAVE?

"a lot of munchies"

"BUT, in case the man gets hungry, we wanna have it onboard."

Eagles in the wiiiild LITERALLY...several times during a three day camp weekend just ended. Take it easy, The Long Run, couple more. No internet or nothin for 90 or so hours, my longest disconnected span since 2001.

In the wild: "Lyin' Eyes" at a Which Which, followed a song later by some ilm listening thread synergy in the form of "Sad Songs (Say So Much)" by Elton John.

In the wild: Farewell Tour 1 is a bluray demo at my local Fr(e)y's. Glenn dedicates "Lyin' Eyes" to his first wife, "Plaintiff."

Well, yeah.

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2013/02/Don-Henley-Rick-Diamond.jpg

BAH-DAh-Dum *tish*

Add some extra *tish*s, as we're dealing with Henley here.

Henley playing drums is like antimatter to any concept of a "Jazz Fest"

"...yeah, we got Max Roach, Roy Haynes, Elvin Jones....and Don Henley"

In the wild: Patty Smythe-Don Henley's "Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough," a massive #2 hit in fall '92 and the Donster's last. All these years later (god help me) he doesn't sound terrible harmonizing over the dated-at-the-time midtempo El Lay A/C arrangement.

In the wild: Value Village in East Atlanta was playing "The Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley, which is a seriously depressing song that is probably the soundtrack to millions of divorces.

I was riding back from work with a friend early this morning. We were talking classic rock and I learned he hates the Eagles but loves the comedy songs on The Long Run.

An amazing detail from this political story:

Ball argued that Americans had loaned out their sovereignty to public servants, but they reserve the right to take it back.

“So when that governor, that sheriff, doesn’t do his job, we can go take them out of office,” he said. “We don’t have to wait for an election.”

He didn’t explain how that worked, but in another video posted online, Ball argues that individuals can escape police questioning by insisting officers fill out a form.

As the Eagles’ 1979 Al Green pastiche, “I Can’t Tell You Why,” plays in the background, Ball explains that sovereign citizens can hold public officials accountable for violating their oath with the Public Servant Questionnaire.

Ball claims the document, which asks for identifying information and explanations of the officers’ intentions, must be filled out by public servants before they question citizens.

Saw this as a featured item last night at Wal Mart:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91qR7b4xXtL._SL1500_.jpg

Wow.

A long time ago, I bought a cassette of the Greatest Hits of Bachman Turner Overdrive and Grand Funk Railroad, each with their own side of the tape.

But I assumed that A.) such a format wouldn't exactly work on a CD and B.) Styx and Foreigner have more than enough tunes (and fans) to qualify for their own GH package.

As for Don Felder, lol, Don Felder wat are u doing?

oh felderpaws

In the wild: Walking out of a Barnes & Noble to hear the opening of "The Long Run" positively BLASTING from the muzak of a neighboring Talbot's. Could easily still hear it from my parking space an easy 100ft. away.