PIZZA!: 500 examples of the hackiest signifier of post-Y2K punk cool, childhood lolstalgia, and "so random" larfs

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there's not a problem with parrotting the same signifiers over and over in lieu of having an actual personality? xp

clouds, Friday, 30 May 2014 16:58 (twelve years ago)

xp did it make you nostalgic for the last time you had pizza i.e. the 1990s?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)

I ordered pizza last night too, actually.

how's life, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:00 (twelve years ago)

did you wear a slap bracelet to make a fun themed night of it?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:04 (twelve years ago)

Whiney have you ever heard of the page, "I fucking love science", it's on this thing called Facebook which houses a lot of teenagers and lols

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)

i think slap bracelets were either before or after my time, i don't remember anyone being into them

ciderpress, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:07 (twelve years ago)

Last night I took a piping hot slice and pressed it to my chest, making a pink triangular impression on my neon-green hypercolor shirt.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

i got a Giant Pizza Slice once in DC but i haven't found any equivalent here in boston, was that a unique thing or is it widespread?

ciderpress, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)

Those are scattered around all over. I've had a giant slice in Western Mass before. Don't know why there wouldn't be one somewhere in Boston.

how's life, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)

there's not a problem with parrotting the same signifiers over and over in lieu of having an actual personality? xp

― clouds, Friday, May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you ever met a human being, they don't actually work like that outside of sneering message board posts

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 19:24 (twelve years ago)

not yet, only meat popsicles

clouds, Friday, 30 May 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

I've noticed a lot of settlers of catan jokes popping up to the point where it might be a thing.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 30 May 2014 19:50 (twelve years ago)

there's not a problem with parrotting the same signifiers over and over in lieu of having an actual personality? xp

― clouds, Friday, May 30, 2014 12:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is getting on some HIPSTERS/HIPPIES/LEFTISTS/WHOEVER ARE EVEN BIGGER CONFORMISTS THAN THE SQUARES business.

intheblanks, Friday, 30 May 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)

not really.

clouds, Friday, 30 May 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

yeah, you're right, anyone who put a pizza slice on their garage rock flyer doesn't have an actual personality

intheblanks, Friday, 30 May 2014 19:59 (twelve years ago)

you understand me so well

clouds, Friday, 30 May 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)

this thread is veering into "lol old asian ladies are really hipsters" territory --either disingenuous about signifiers working in context, or sad attempts to not want to feel excluded from something culturally specific, or maybe this is just clowning whiney ... the latter i understand.

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:52 (twelve years ago)

It's kind of hard though for pizza to signify much other than "I like pizza" unless, I guess, if you actually hate pizza.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:03 (twelve years ago)

you don't get how signification works, under late capitalism.

mattresslessness, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:08 (twelve years ago)

consumer culture stuff like 'pizza' is used as a shorthand for other things, that are cultural, all the time. whether or not someone finds this annoying says more about that person than it does about the phenomenon itself.

mattresslessness, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:12 (twelve years ago)

i skipped weird al semiotics lecture series for boring tom lehrer maths

Philip Nunez, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:13 (twelve years ago)

i'm not particularly annoyed by it -- it's just something that at this point is a bit "hacky" -- and now a lot of the garage bands are moving to LA anyway, and some of them pay me to help them with their taxes, so it's a lot less annoying when I'm making some money off it -- speaking of late capitalism

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:15 (twelve years ago)

don't they know about turbotax?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)

pizza rules everything around me

P.R.E.A.M. is a real thing around these parts

hug niceman (psychgawsple), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)

this thread is veering into "lol old asian ladies are really hipsters" territory --either disingenuous about signifiers working in context, or sad attempts to not want to feel excluded from something culturally specific, or maybe this is just clowning whiney ... the latter i understand.

― sarahell, Friday, May 30, 2014 6:52 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i don't want to feel excluded from the cultural phenomena of scowling at pizza people

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:19 (twelve years ago)

xp - turbotax sucks

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)

yeah, i don't use it either

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:21 (twelve years ago)

lol

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:21 (twelve years ago)

real q for s1ocki:

if a good friend or family member gifted you with a hacky pizza t-shirt, what would you do, what would you think?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:22 (twelve years ago)

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003362059/226252937_what_would_you_do_nickelodeon_dvd_f6103_xlarge.jpeg

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:25 (twelve years ago)

xps i think it's fair to say there is always some degree of cynicism in which current signifiers are used by everyone, but given that this degree is contextual and subjective, i think it says less about "youngs" or whoever than about "us" as a culture. personally, i relate to being annoyed by it but feel like pointing fingers at something "hacky" is a misapplication of the critique and ends up looking like protesting too much.

mattresslessness, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:31 (twelve years ago)

if a good friend or family member gifted you with a hacky pizza t-shirt, what would you do, what would you think?

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, May 30, 2014 7:22 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think i would wear it (if i liked it!)

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:36 (twelve years ago)

like a hobie shirt with a sailboat on it but the sail is pizza?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)

oh god yes

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:40 (twelve years ago)

well that shirt doesn't exist

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:41 (twelve years ago)

would you wear it sincerely or ironically?

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:41 (twelve years ago)

well thanks for nothing then.

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:41 (twelve years ago)

would you wear it sincerely or ironically?

― sarahell, Friday, May 30, 2014 7:41 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never figured out the ironic way to put on a t-shirt (upside-down?) so i guess sincerely

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:42 (twelve years ago)

it says wear not put on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

again context-dependent signifiers!

sarahell, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:44 (twelve years ago)

s1ocki puttin' on (the money)

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:49 (twelve years ago)

Understand the concept, but hate the term "late capitalism," with all its totally unsupported implications that the Marxist revolution is in fact right around the corner.

intheblanks, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:12 (twelve years ago)

i relate to being annoyed by it but feel like pointing fingers at something "hacky" is a misapplication of the critique and ends up looking like protesting too much.

― mattresslessness, Friday, May 30, 2014 4:31 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness otm

intheblanks, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/para-one/sets/slice-soda/

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:32 (twelve years ago)

What are the post-Y2K punk cool pizza places for each city?

Philadelphia: Pizza Brain
DC: Comet Ping-Pong

Haven't been there but based on this thread:
Portland: Ned Ludd?
Brooklyn: Roberta's?

Is Mellow Mushroom as close as your city gets?

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:37 (twelve years ago)

Johnny Rad's in Baltimore is pretty cool. Skate punk themed pizzeria, been there for a couple of years.

http://www.johnnyrads.com/JohnnyRads/main.html

circa1916, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:51 (twelve years ago)

Other band playing around here tomorrow night: Cowabunga Pizza Time

circa1916, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:35 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wurH8T3.jpg

circa1916, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:38 (twelve years ago)

R.I.P. Pizza

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 31 May 2014 05:09 (twelve years ago)

That's actually the last show before the place closes down, so OTM.

circa1916, Saturday, 31 May 2014 07:15 (twelve years ago)


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