Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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That Lowell George one had been kicking around awhile before it was used--it was a working title for the Sailin' Shoes lp.

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 May 2014 04:39 (twelve years ago)

Can a mod change Horrible to Awesome in the thread title

Also I'm dumb & drunk explain aerosmith to me

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:08 (twelve years ago)

Right in the Nuts

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:10 (twelve years ago)

Fuuuuck this is like when I got Buck Cherry 5 yrs too late or Miles Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:11 (twelve years ago)

This is fucking up my whole worldview

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:14 (twelve years ago)

^^Neil Schon's first solo lp, iirc.

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:38 (twelve years ago)

okay i stole it

riot grillz (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 May 2014 06:04 (twelve years ago)

Miles Prower

Had to say it out loud before I got it.

That reminds me of a character from the old Children's Television Workshop show "The Electric Company," a detective specializing in code breaking named Fargo North, Decoder.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 25 May 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)

omg, miles prower, you just blew my mind

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 25 May 2014 21:12 (twelve years ago)

Lowell George: music for Art History majors.

That's So (Eazy), Sunday, 25 May 2014 21:32 (twelve years ago)

http://eil.com/images/main/Blood+Sweat+%26+Tears+-+No+Sweat+-+LP+RECORD-496051.jpg

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 May 2014 07:46 (twelve years ago)

Okay, that's just hilarious!

Tuomas, Monday, 26 May 2014 10:39 (twelve years ago)

/Miles Prower/

Had to say it out loud before I got it.

It took me saying it several times before I did. Jeesh...

Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 26 May 2014 14:53 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

oh joan

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 June 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

That Joan Baez cover is just insane. It should be the flip picture on Black Sabbath's Never Say Die.

earlnash, Monday, 23 June 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

If I seized control of the US government I would force bands like Arcade Fire to do these kind of titles, like the whole band dressed in black and Win Butler dressed all in white, Arcade Fire - "There's One in Every Crowd"

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 June 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

Win Butler's solo debut, Any # Can Win!

Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 June 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

lol

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Win Butler's second solo album, The ______ Did It (cover features Butler in the center of the frame, being pointed at by a number of 1920s rich people.)

Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 June 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

hahahaha

Alternately, ''...You Mean, I Did It?!'' with the same setup, except Win's accusers are also clutching twelve-inch records.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

Grimes in bondage gear: "The Punishment Fits the Grimes"

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

an Arcade Fire cover would have to have an Out of Quarters joke

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Monday, 23 June 2014 10:26 (eleven years ago)

Win Butler - No Quarter Given

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 23 June 2014 11:11 (eleven years ago)

I must be an idiot but the Aerosmith play on words never occurred to me.

Or me. I assumed it was just some American thing I didn't understand (not unlike Aerosmith).

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 11:28 (eleven years ago)

http://chartarchive.org/artwork/26108-raw.jpg

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

Buck Futtons

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FOoTJ4h.jpg

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

aaaaahaah

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

Why not just call your record "Barely Give A Fuck Anymore"

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

ringo'd used it already iirc

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

Here I Am With All My Money, Also Fuck You

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

That's not even proper colloquial grammar

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

My Name is Coco Montoya, Ya Think i'd know better, prepare to die

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

easy lols, but i lolled

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

I'm Not Left-Handed (My Guitar Is Just Upside-Down)

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg/220px-Photo-Finish_-_Rory_Gallagher.jpg

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

Head East, Flat as a Pancake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_as_a_Pancake#mediaviewer/File:Flat-as-a-pancake.jpg

how's life, Monday, 30 June 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

Euro version:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Swing_Out_Sister_-_It

heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

dude on the left rules

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

They used the same background as:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Out_for_Number_1#mediaviewer/File:Look_Out_For_1_1976.jpg

austinato (Austin), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

Sorry, that should be:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140504172645/lyricwiki/images/8/88/The_Brothers_Johnson_-_Look_Out_For_Number_1.jpg

austinato (Austin), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

Was kinda thinking, after the Joan upthread, that it'd be cool to assemble a record collection entirely of 70s albums where the artist is in front of a blue sky background. Four hundred copies of Leo Sayer's Endless Flight, mysteriously available in every thrift store box in the lower forty-eight states, would line the walls, floors and ceiling, creating weird perspective effects where it looks like Leo, looking like a poor man's Richard Simmons, is jumping over everything else you own:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fyRykSB60oA/SuhdIbPZqJI/AAAAAAAAPNY/ICfSBJmceU4/s400/20091028-LeoSayer-EndlessFlight.JPG

Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

Alternately, the idea may be that they've let Leo be sucked out of the back of a plane, Air Force One style. Not such an endless flight, buddy!

http://eil.com/Gallery/231008b.jpg

Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

"Endless Flight" should be a picture of him looking at his watch on a commercial airplane

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

Passenger next to him is either (a) a buxom, eyelash-batting rocker babe, with Sayer mugging wild-eyed ("can you believe my luck, with this flight being endless and all?") or (b) a yakking grandma, shoving unwanted family photo album into Leo's lap (with other distractions surrounding: shrieking baby, record execs, cigar-smoking mustachioed old money type, etc). However, if photo is really cheap, everyone can just be quietly perusing an in-flight magazine.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 4 August 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

I feel like there might also be a bell-shaped tourist in an xxxl Hawaiian shirt, his gut spilling over the armrest onto Leo

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)


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