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However that happens.

Evan, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)

"body language experts" have been a thing in tabloids for at least a decade

katherine, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:16 (twelve years ago)

they're the biggest hacks in history

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:19 (twelve years ago)

well not really the biggest

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:19 (twelve years ago)

i mean body language experts

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:20 (twelve years ago)

handwriting analysts vs. body language experts

katherine, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:22 (twelve years ago)

there needs to be official instagram experts b/c all the drama is taking place on there

prolego, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)

voice inflection analysts v. handwriting analysts v. body language experts v. fox news pundits

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)

Pretty sure they were arguing Black Keys versus White Stripes.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:26 (twelve years ago)

"this woman is kicking and punching jay-z furiously. in my expert opinion, she must be angry at him for some reason."

espring (amateurist), Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:27 (twelve years ago)

i had no idea rachel ray was with dame dash, this is more complex than i even imagined

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:12 (twelve years ago)

ha not rachel ray, rachel roy the fashion designer. she used to model at rockawear and it's pretty well known jay and dame used to pass the girls there between themselves. dame dated rachel and had a child with her, then left her for aaliyah and then only got back with her after aaliyah died. bey wearing the aaliyah shirt with shades on and the stoniest face ever totally reads as shots fired - taunting this chick who was flirting with her husband that she was always some guy's second choice.

prolego, Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)

yeah, i was kidding. prob shoulda said "more complex.com that I even imagined"

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:52 (twelve years ago)

the knowles family actually releasing a statement is the most shocking turn of events so far

lex pretend, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:52 (twelve years ago)

At that moment, I really wanted Putin to launch the nukes.

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

afaikotrm

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 May 2014 07:00 (twelve years ago)

the real money

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 May 2014 07:00 (twelve years ago)

lol at being an adult who cares about beyonce's instagram

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 10:58 (twelve years ago)

and what do you, an adult, care about

lex pretend, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:08 (twelve years ago)

Putin's Instagram.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 May 2014 11:10 (twelve years ago)

#overthrowbackthursday

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 11:17 (twelve years ago)

dont throw shade on me!

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:33 (twelve years ago)

and what do you, an adult, care about

anti-vaccination idiots
the legalization of black murder in the US
climate change
providing for a family while saving for retirement
the stagnation of my career
the devaluing of classical music
tacos

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 16 May 2014 12:47 (twelve years ago)

Bullshit, I've never seen elevator security cam footage of any of that.

Evan, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:59 (twelve years ago)

I've seen taco footage that would chill you to the core

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 16 May 2014 14:17 (twelve years ago)

If lindelhof got his mitts on blade runner I can totally hear Rutger saying that

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:07 (twelve years ago)

taco footage=toe jammin'

famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)

tacocore

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)

taco footage=vagina sex w. toes

famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)

what if solange beat up borat

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)

It would be, I think,...very nice!!!!!1 hhahaha !

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:11 (twelve years ago)

i think so too

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

because borat says very nice

online hardman, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:14 (twelve years ago)

he used to

Mark G, Friday, 16 May 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

those were the days

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 May 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

I've seen taco footage that would chill you to the core

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, May 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

attack chimichangas on fire off the shoulder of orion

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:28 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Wasn't the True EP that was released TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO supposed to be like this warm up before an imminent third album??? ugh

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 November 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

she thought the other writer/producer was getting too much credit for the EP and stopped working with him, so i guess not putting out more music is part of a brilliant plan to get credit for her music

nakhchi little van (some dude), Monday, 17 November 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

That was mostly done with Dev Hynes, yes? Dude definitely has a "sound" and he squeezed Solange right into it. I'm not gonna rob her of credit for those songs altogether, but that EP could've featured any number of other singers on top of Hynes' productions.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 November 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

She's a newlywed this weekend, though, so hooray!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 November 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

This was released on a compilation last year btw! Where were we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulg_0tDbqNU

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 November 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

Ooh that's cool

Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 November 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

this third record ever going to happen or what

akm, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 03:05 (ten years ago)

i feel like there were some short videos from the studio that went up a few months ago, but it (obvs) doesn't seem like she's in too much of a hurry

art baengels (monotony), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:46 (ten years ago)

went up on instagram* i should say

art baengels (monotony), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:47 (ten years ago)

"Ps : I swear I'm almost done with the album."

ufo, Monday, 18 April 2016 06:08 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

New album out on Friday!

http://www.solangemusic.com/digitalbook/

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:40 (nine years ago)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:40 (nine years ago)

It's called A Seat at the Table and contains 21 songs. Exciting!

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:41 (nine years ago)

lmao what is this House of Leaves nonsense

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 00:43 (nine years ago)


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