GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

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campfires stomping on people forever

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:19 (twelve years ago)

i'd be ok with stomp-campfire music if were just the sound of people stomping mixed with the sound of a campfire

You've just created the genre "Burning Man"

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)

lol

I was thinking more like this http://open.spotify.com/track/11yJRn2U4Iu7Y1S5vHM5u5

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:27 (twelve years ago)

brightblack morning light imo

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, May 5, 2014 6:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm; see also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5QCtNOLDs

endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 May 2014 19:41 (twelve years ago)

The one thing I can say for Pitbull/Enrique collaborations is that they're at the very least more tolerable than Pitbull/JLo collaborations (plus I kinda dig "I Like It")

Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 09:39 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6nEvIEY4s

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 05:53 (twelve years ago)

what even

Johnny Fever, Friday, 9 May 2014 05:56 (twelve years ago)

I believe Kasabian decided to just give up on imitating Primal Scream and start parodying 90s club music.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 06:10 (twelve years ago)

LOL. I can't even properly loathe them because they're from my home town either.

Slight damage to cover on top corner (chewed by a kitten) (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:26 (twelve years ago)

I know that Luda's been in a slump with his singles lately but biting hooks from Aqua? God...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BcMJ3iuS4

Frontier Psychiatrist, Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:01 (twelve years ago)

would never in a million years admit it but I found that Kasabian track strangely enjoyable, having never (knowingly) heard anything else of theirs

endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)

That's as bad as the song that steals its hook from "Fu-Gee-La."

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 06:48 (twelve years ago)

Technically some of the worst shit of 2013, but I'm told this is charting now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ba_qTPA4Ds

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:01 (twelve years ago)

certainly is time for mkto to inflict their hell on charts other than the australian ones

just wait until you guys hear "geronimo"

ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:18 (twelve years ago)

"Geronimo" is at least shitty in a 2014 kinda way (read: Mumford/Lumineers-aping). How something that sounds like an O-Town reject is charting in 2014 is beyond me.

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:23 (twelve years ago)

It sounds like a sentient issue of GQ.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/v/wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:32 (twelve years ago)

OK, I just can't embed anything ever, sry.

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:32 (twelve years ago)

Remove the "s" so it's just "http://";.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRTM2CvsGd0

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)

Haha thank you, now everyone can see this glorious illustration to the "historical heavy metal" contained within.

cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)

I hate the new John Legend song. That "all your perfect imperfections" line particularly.

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6cy_1-gzg

ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:53 (twelve years ago)

LOVE YOUR CURVES AND ALL YOUR EDGES
ALL YOUR PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:24 (twelve years ago)

the FM transmitter i use to listen to my ipod is on the fritz, so i've been listening to a LOT of top 40 radio lately. i was going to see if ilx had a rolling thread on the subject but it turns out most of the songs i'd want to mention have already shown up in this thread.

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:24 (twelve years ago)

ugh yeah that John Legend plays all the time at work... it's a hot garbage facial

explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)

To be fair Love in the Future is actually a pretty solid Legend album, so it kinda sucks that "All of Me" (one of the most boring songs on the album) ended up being the huge hit while the previous two singles were relative flops

Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:07 (twelve years ago)

wow happy birthday to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuM7hObGjWI

maura, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:06 (twelve years ago)

*barf*

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6cy_1-gzg

― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Monday, May 26, 2014 8:53 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:39 (twelve years ago)

gross

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)

That is making my birthday less happy

skip, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 16:31 (twelve years ago)

woof

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:24 (twelve years ago)

That is making my birthday less happy

― skip, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 4:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

happy birthday!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFY4Y1riC7s

explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:15 (twelve years ago)

http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/several-completely-shit-attempts-at-capturing-the-zeitgeist/127268/

― katherine, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

twerkaholic is dope gtfo

also where is 'instagram that hoe'

rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:29 (twelve years ago)

Enjoyed the kasabian and will.i.am tracks

hurricane weather (forapper), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)

Enjoyed the kasabian and will.i.am tracks

Words I will never, ever speak.

Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:24 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3BLywhPiF4

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 2 June 2014 09:55 (twelve years ago)

some candidates from the lily allen album

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 2 June 2014 11:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWvf7wZM2M

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 04:57 (twelve years ago)

Sounded like M. Gira for a second there.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMXW44JgySs

Frontier Psychiatrist, Thursday, 5 June 2014 08:06 (twelve years ago)

zzzzzz

skip, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5FYDJlo1nU

Was sample songs on some French indie compilation and then this abomination came up.

avant-sarsgaard (litel), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

Enjoyed that too!

hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

some finnish hip hop someone posted
galcher lustwork
mnek gorgon city
gui boratto

saer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

Maybe it's bad in French, I dunno. The video is a pretty awful collection of stereotypes and they really seem like poseurs when you consider how 'pretty' the beat is (not 'hard' at all) and how any number of indie French girls manage to do spoken-word rap without turning it into an appropriations-fest.

But musically it's not a disaster.

hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

I wish i didnt know any bad music, feel bad putting anything down but i heard it and it was bad cant be undone

saer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)


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