rolling irrelevant rap bro internet thread 2014

haha just read that!

welp i just google searched
"killa beez cut dick off"

he's got 5 percenter his dick left

lol

life as a dick shouldn't be so rough :/

naturally since all my friends know I'm Wu-obsessed they're all filling up my walls with this news like ima be shocked when this is more like telling a Mets fan that a pitcher for the Savannah Sand Gnats soiled himself at a Food Lion

Protect Ya DIck (Then Jump Off)

HAHA

jesus this is immensely sad

Are Drake and Sarge up on Snootie Wild? This seems to be the type of thing the So Many Shrimp boyz would post about

i remember me and sarge both randomly heard it for the first time the same night a few months ago and liked it a lot. i thought it had already kinda missed its shot at hitting big before it started charting recently.

noz's line about it being "a Kevin Gates record with the intelligence of a Rich Homie Quan record" was pretty otm though

haha

yeah that record is cool but i think they screwed up by putting yo gotti on it, he doesn't really fit at all

I'm loving Stakkin It Flippin It too. It's great.

http://youtu.be/UA9k4--5FN4

I like that one

lol/smh @ someone getting a kevin gates hit before kevin gates

biters are so fast now they can bite before you even get a chance to have your own hit

Does KG even care about getting a hit?

he practically came out and said he doesn't on the new album. i don't know if Snootie is biting just for having a somewhat similar voice/delivery, though, any more than people were calling Gates a Future biter.

Gates is probably content with underground hits like "Satellites," which got some airplay.

when someone made a Vine of Elmo dancing to "Thinking With My Dick" i thought that song was on the verge of becoming a meme/hit

gates had an extremely distinct style vs. future. and could also rap.

i don't think 'thinking with my dick' was ever about to get much radio play lol

anyway saying you aren't seeking a hit isn't the same as not wanting a hit

Even on his poppier tracks, Gates leans too heavily on the personal/emotional side to catch on with radio listeners who aren't necessarily trying to seek out the rest of his material and understand him as a person. I mean, Drake had to lead with "Best I Ever Had," those mixtapes, and the Young Money tracks before he could sell the introspective shit on Thank Me Now and Take Care.

true xp

I know we're all saying DP doesn't hold up or w/e but the Evidence/Alchemist albums is one of the lowkey best rap albums of 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh0dYvc6sAY

Good release in that low-key east-coast nu-bap vein. love the beat switch up on Swimteam Rastas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku9BgerCj_k

BLEACHED BLONDE MOHAWK (is that even a mohawk?)

i would be surprised if any other piece of music criticism on Fazoland had more views than that

maybe if the guy with the Not Ghostface Killah parody twitter reviews it

ha!

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3h: Reading this oral history of Rawkus Records and all of sudden I'm back on the bus w/Soundbombing II in my Discman.

lol that hits home for almost anyone that was in high school in 99

anthony fantano i just

can't quit you

this fantano review lmao smh ftw

"In a lot of respects he's just as savage as his peers..."

just going to argue that straight up herb is not a better rapper than keef.

that's a terrible opinion

the good thing about herb is that he took the sound of drill and decided not to be hemiolaing all over it

was waiting for a hemiola stab

whiney g fantano

i look at lyrics to tracks like 'savage' they are more economical w/ fewer wasted words, right to the point

they both serve to create different effects obv but i find one to be a more efficient use of language than the other

lil herb will never make an album as good as finally rich, i feel confident in saying that

never been a backpacker but there's still street rappers I'll never "get" I guess

fabioland was super bland and unmemorable to me. would rather listen to keef, though not cause i think he's more talented.

Weird how non-enthused the reaction to Lil Herb is. The first 3 tracks or so are a bit dull, but really picks up after that. Who knows how he'll develop, maybe nowhere interesting, but it's still his first tape after all.

Don't get me wrong, I'm enthused and like the tape. It sounds to me though like a talented kid who hasn't figured out exactly how he wants his art to sound or whose heart isn't fully in it yet to me.

I never said anything about who had more talent as if that's even quantifiable either, but keef has applied his in more effective ways so far, IMO