OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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i couldn't help myself...

scott seward, Saturday, 5 April 2014 04:17 (twelve years ago)

UM, is that freakytrigger essay Sterling posted like widely read and acknowledged and/or anything? it says "457 views" and it is really crazy and great and I wish I'd read it ten years ago, five years ago, or yesterday

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 5 April 2014 05:26 (twelve years ago)

FT migrated from one place to another - Blogger to Wordpress iirc- a few years ago, and a few of us copied everything across, article by article. The hits count you see there today means the hits since then; I don't know that anyone bothered to make a note of the figures for hits up to that point. If I happen across an obtuse shepherd I'll ask.

Tim, Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:48 (twelve years ago)

I've inwardly made a ???-face any time Lex has talked about "realness" :( I wish I'd read that essay first

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 5 April 2014 12:50 (twelve years ago)

Only 457 people read freakytrigger but all of them etc. etc.

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 April 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)

lol scott

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Saturday, 5 April 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

B-b-but...

Tompall Tudor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 April 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)

re the FT post, now it's 804 views :-D

and yeah, the counter started from zero at some point after migrating to WP which was many years after it was first published - so it's languished in the blogging long tail. gonna promote it to our front page 'featured posts' for a bit.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:12 (twelve years ago)

i'm glad someone agrees with me...

https://twitter.com/benratliff

scott seward, Saturday, 5 April 2014 19:02 (twelve years ago)

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Tompall Tudor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 April 2014 19:04 (twelve years ago)

I'm a big

Tim, Saturday, 5 April 2014 23:19 (twelve years ago)

It's true that I am a big. But why I, or my trousers, chose to make that clear on this thread is not obvious. As you were.

Tim, Saturday, 5 April 2014 23:29 (twelve years ago)

Your big big pants

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 6 April 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)

Who will be the 1000th reader of that piece. There should be a prize, anyone has 20p to spare?

The poptimism 'oh where has it gone?' discussion and that NPR blog sorta mesh into one.

Certainly -- this is waayy back in the day -- ILM had pop as driver for posts and discussion but also an openness to everything on the margins and beyond, which is why there are threads on any pop group, indie group or Robert Ashley and the like in new answers. This is a good thing, despite all the fragmentation that has always been there.

What hasn't happened is that its never been an environment where non-experts -- i.e. people that like music but don't have record collections could come in and talk about it with not even that much of a commitment or stake in it. So an equivalent of NPR person could not post here, would get shouted at and would probably go away.

Yes it was changing the discourse but also to include a wider set of attitudes and expertise. It could only grow with others, and in that sense it was a disaster.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 6 April 2014 12:37 (twelve years ago)

a few non-experts have worked on their expertise tbf, and a few are still proudly non-experts :D

halber mensch halber keks (imago), Sunday, 6 April 2014 12:47 (twelve years ago)

'experts' needs to be more fully defined. Its just as much about non-listening or talking about a time when you loved music and now don't, for example. I think there are a few of those on 'Popular', where a new fashion/scene came in and something in them 'broke'. But something is there, a desire to participate and talk, not least because you are surrounded by people in your daily life that still listen and feel importance.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 6 April 2014 13:13 (twelve years ago)

i shared that fake-real taxonomy with some friends last night and they seemed very convinced. a million views by sundown.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 6 April 2014 14:00 (twelve years ago)

Merdeyeux and his Million Mates

robocop ELF (seandalai), Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)

"its never been an environment where non-experts -- i.e. people that like music but don't have record collections could come in and talk about it with not even that much of a commitment or stake in it"

Totally disagree, that describes me to a tee and I love ILM, even post in it some.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 April 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

what the shit is that NYT piece

i should be glad i was offline all weekend, right?

have you all killed austerlitz yet?

lex pretend, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)

The narcissism of small differences there is bizarre. I could understand if he was a classic rock bore but his Pazz & Jop ballot includes Sky Ferreira, MIA, Daft Punk and Haim (the last two being poptimist hotbed ILM's top single and album of 2013) so I don't even know why he's pissed off. He likes Sky and Haim but not Lorde or Icona Pop? You can't squeeze an argument into a gap that narrow.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)

he likes guitars

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Monday, 7 April 2014 15:23 (twelve years ago)

he doesn't care
he loves it

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

lol

some dude, Monday, 7 April 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

I am a proud expert on every subject i discuss on ilx

très hip (Treeship), Monday, 7 April 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

lol

waterbabies (waterface), Monday, 7 April 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

My guess is he thinks Sky and Haim "transcend" pop through craft and emotion, whereas the others are generic or mercenary or shallow or something.

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)

hey likes frank ocean too so it can't just be guitars

Raptain Chillips (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)

This pop, R&B and hip hop is fine but that stuff, oh dear me no, I need to write a NYT essay about the cultural poison of people who like that.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

Ok this article was kind of bad but you guys are strawmanning the shit out of it.

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 April 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Like I don't think he's taking issue with any particular artist being written about/voted for, he's just arguing the balance overall has shifted in a direction he doesn't exactly like.

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 April 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)

It's not strawmanning. I'm genuinely confused by it. If critics of mainstream pop were giving it a free pass or neglecting other kinds of music - music's equivalent to The Great Beauty - he would have a case but they're not, and Rolling Stone/MOJO/Uncut still exist to celebrate the rock canon, as do commenters like this:

Unfortunately since May 12, 1972, the release date of Exile on Main Street, there has been precious little music in the rock genre that would qualify as art, London Calling and Nevermind being glorious exceptions.

Or this guy:

more like ploptimism

As with all polemics it only makes sense if you name names instead of blaming some nebulous army of poptimists (especially confusing as he respects arch-poptimist Jody Rosen)

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:19 (twelve years ago)

I'm confused wrt his mention of The National, who're about as far from a "serious rock band" as I can imagine, neither serious-as-in-academic nor rock (I think of them as a pop band with rock signifiers, like Interpol, and, as I mentioned on Facebook, the National fans I know are or would-also-be fans of Haim and Sky).

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)

I mean if it was all a preamble to a base-hit for Zs I wouldn't feel the same confusion/horror

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:44 (twelve years ago)

looks like an old fashioned case of someone's very specific personal opinion being assumed to have universal pertinence. The pile of (by NYT Mag standards) semi-obscure band namedropping in the final dozen-or-so paragraphs strikes me as a sign of an author that may have realized the idea wasn't standing fully erect by essay's end.

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Don't the National have the super earnest U2 thing going on though?

brimstead, Monday, 7 April 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)

I think The Naitonal is definitely serious-as-in=academic. Bryce Dessner composes for the Kronos Quartet, among many other contemporary classical things

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:54 (twelve years ago)

From wikipedia: "Most recently the brothers played with the Copenhagen Philharmonic in a concert billed as 'Sixty Minutes Of The Dessners.'"

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:54 (twelve years ago)

Also, they may be a pop band, but they're a pop band whose tone is primarily serious. Like them or not, I don't think their music is particularly light or sunny.

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:57 (twelve years ago)

Various other-projects does not make their music any more-or-less "pop". Do you hear any contemporary classical influence in the music of The National? I don't.

poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)

They're definitely a pop band; I wasn't denying that. And there's definitely Steve Reich in their music, say, in Fake Empire

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)

For the record, here's the man himself, from the NYT a few years ago:

One early admirer of “Sorrow” is Steve Reich. (Bryce sometimes sends him songs.) Reich says the National combines “a classic rock ’n’ roll sound using repeated bass lines and pulses that have cropped up more recently. They’re the latest incarnation of a classic rock ’n’ roll band.” Speaking of “Sorrow” and “Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks,” another cut Reich likes on the new album, he said: “A major is their gold key. The melody note will be repeated but the bass and harmony will change. You’ll find it all over my music, a lot in the ‘Mother Goose’ of Ravel, and as far back as Bach. It works very well.”

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:03 (twelve years ago)

You can totally take that with a grain of salt, or as a cheap appeal to authority. It kind of is! But I do think you can hear this stuff in their music, and that they can still be a pop band.

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:04 (twelve years ago)

a pop band with an overwhelming tone of "seriousness," I might add.

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:06 (twelve years ago)

I've been thinking about the Austerlitz essay for the last two days.

An uninformed reader would not be blamed for interpreting Austerlitz's points as these:

1) Music critics these days prefer pop to other genres.
2) Such "poptimist" critics are not discerning about the pop they like, as long as it's popular.
3) This is truer now than it used to be.

However, none of these really hold up.

Since Austerlitz himself uses Pazz & Jop as symbolic of the state of music criticism, let's take a look at last year's albums list. Four albums in the top 20 (Kanye West, Daft Punk, Beyonce, Drake) have generated hits that have landed in the top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100. That's the exact same number that did so in 2003 (OutKast, Fountains of Wayne, Jay-Z, 50 Cent). While other albums high on the 2013 P&J list have had modest commercial success and have received airplay on commercial radio (Vampire Weekend, Kacey Musgraves), others are decidedly outside the mainstream (Savages, Deafheaven). What's more, there are plenty of 2013 albums that went platinum and generated chart hits that Pazz and Jop voters barely acknowledged (One Direction, Imagine Dragons, Luke Bryan).

jaymc, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:07 (twelve years ago)

I definitely think that there's been a shift in critics' outlooks within the past decade that's a direct result of the rockism/poptimism debates of the early '00s, but Austerlitz dumbly simplifies that to "everyone now prefers anything popular to anything else."

jaymc, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:13 (twelve years ago)

Actually, that in itself is a dumb simplification of his argument. But in places, that's how it reads.

jaymc, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:17 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, hurting 2 is otm about the article being about unhappiness with general direction more than individual acts.

My feeling is that, previously, the most coverage and actual critical passion in the music press was devoted to "serious" rock, with "the best" of other genres cherry-picked for coverage. That's definitely the way it felt when I was a teenager 20 years ago reading Rolling Stone and the like.

Agree with jaymc about the shift. Now instead of occasional articles about "pop" focused purely on the consensus "best," there's a lot more coverage of a wide variety of artists. That's what bothers Austerlitz.

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)

Of course "the best" of other genres was often based on a particular rock dude viewpoint, which is how you get Arrested Development winning Pazz n Jop

good and relaxing like akon dont matter (intheblanks), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:23 (twelve years ago)

Obviously a major problem with his piece is choice of barometer of "music criticism" -- lots of people ITT have already pointed out "hello, pitchfork?"

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)


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