Steely Dan: "Steely Dan's name has been popping up as a hip musical crush. Remember, this glossy bop-pop was the indifferent aristocracy to punk rock's stone-throwing in the late 70's. People fought

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this thread title reminds me of the librarian in Prick Up Your Ears, outraged by orton and halliwell's graffiti:

This calls for a little detective work,
Miss Batersby.


"Fucked by Monty." indeed!

Men died! Died!


dr x o'skeleton, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I just listened to Steely Dan for the first time. Well, actively listened. I found a vinyl copy of Aja in my girlfriend's crates and stuck it on.

Maybe the problem is that I'd been listening to real jazz right before it, but the smoove was overpowering. Pleasant, and I don't have any hate for it, but like baby food. Like jazz pre-chewed.
I liked Deacon Blues OK, and I thought Josie was pretty cool. I like the bass sound that they've got, warm and mid-'70s. But things like the disco-ish beat on Black Cow and the endless vapid crooning (I know, I know, everyone loves the lyrics. But Home At Last is pretty damn empty, at least to me). Too much pretention in this yacht rock. If I'm going to listen to smoov, I want something a little more fun and a little less late night AM radio. Too much REO Speedwagon. Too much Hall and Oates ballad. And I know, I know, those guys didn't do it as meticulously (or something). And Steely Dan passes on the practical scale— you can tell that they succeeded at putting out albums that sounded like they wanted them to sound, even if that meant saxophones so slick that they glisten like slug trails. And if the argument is going to be that you simply need to be a musician to comprehend their consumate skill, well, I'll cop to feeling a little more populist on that front (while acknowledging the contradiction between that and eschewing 'smooth,' 'accessible' music).
I'm not even going to bother with the real/memorex distinction about whether or not anyone here's crush on Steely Dan is genuine/backlash, except to say that the endless hype did make me expect something more. Sorry, I'll take my Sex Pistols album over Aja any day, and rating the other way seems to be more contrarianism than conviction.
Weirdly enough, the "slick disco" isn't as much of a problem for me as the slick jazz. I've been tussling with my dad (also an ILMer) over Donna Summer and my growing appreciation for her this last week, but he loves Steely Dan in a way that I don't get. It sounds too much like the theme from 'Taxi.'
And, given the choice of studio lunacy, I'll take 10cc any day. At least they seemed like they were having fun, rather than placing a coke-fueled chrome polish onto Randy Newman song suites. Out of 10, I'd put it Aja at 5.5 or so, a bit above "I'm Your Captain." Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe I'll listen to it again in five years.

js (honestengine), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

"she finally said she still didn't like them but my defense of them was "poetic." i went home alone and the cab driver made fun of me."

this is almost a Steely Dan song in itself... of the four Dan albums I have Aja is far and away my least favorite (don't give up js)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

aja might be my least favorite, also. grab yo self some "countdown to ecstasy" or "katy lied."

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

i like whatever rekkerd i'm listening to at the time best.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

home at last is fucking incredible

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

It does beat the hell out of the '77 record I'm listening to— Todd Rundgren's Hermit of Mink Hollow.

js (honestengine), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

It sounds too much like the theme from 'Taxi.' haha, i LOVE the theme from taxi! 'Angela', by Bob James.

just going through the steely dan archive site upthread; it's amazing how perfectly formed these songs all were. the piano/bass demos for Gaucho are nearly identical to the final versions.

derrick (derrick), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

this is my favorite rock band

+-+-++-+--++-, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

>placing a coke-fueled chrome polish onto Randy Newman song suites.

Not sure this is necessarily a bad thing. Even kind of clever, if you think about it.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I'll take my Sex Pistols album over Aja any day, and rating the other way seems to be more contrarianism than conviction.

Congratulations! You've written the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Dan (Remove One (1) Head From Behind) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Okay, so my previous post was harsh and possibly uncalled-for but COME ON; "Peg" is one of the few perfect songs in this world. On a basic level, I don't think that people who dislike Steely Dan actually give a shit about or understand music.

Dan (My Jan Wenner Moment) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

But, Dan, the Sex Pistols DESTROYED all that corporate-rock shite and brought REALITY back to music!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

If The Sex Pistols played madrigals I might buy that.

Dan (Or Even Chant) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

It sounds too much like the theme from 'Taxi.'

And this is a bad thing?

my dad (also an ILMer)

What?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Wrinklepaws.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I like Steely Dan, but I enjoyed js engine's post. I think he made an effort to be evenhanded in his expression of his dislike, which of course was overlooked in the cherry-picked quotings. The dad thing also threw me for a loop.

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:27 (twenty years ago)

I give Steely Dan credit for acknowledging that cynicism is quite attractive, especially when you're eyeing leggy 19-y/o jailbait by the pool.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

So do people listen to Steely Dan or just read them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

people EXPERIENCe steely dan, ned.
total mind/body experience.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

DRUG FIEND.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Ned, you have to read their vibes, man.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

With this?

http://www.nanopac.com/images/Victor%20Reader%20Vibe%20Talking%20Book.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm not reading Fagen's vibrator.

Dan (Fandom Only Goes So Far) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

But he even named it Victor.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

It sounds too much like the theme from 'Taxi.' haha, i LOVE the theme from taxi! 'Angela', by Bob James.

yeah, bob james was no slouch. go find another tv theme to pick on.

jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

i don't want to be in the country where a 19 y/o is jailbait!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

The sound of Steely Dan literally makes my stomach hurt (the band, not the vibrator).

Perhaps I do not give a shit about and/or understand music.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

"Perhaps"

Dogfight Giggle (noodle vague), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

No, wait, I've been thinking about it. I love music.

I've been trying to force-feed myself Katy Lied and it's really not working out for us.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Well, in fairness I was talking about Aja.

Dan (So There's Still Hope) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

the proper entry points for those not initially susceptible to the charms of latter-day dan are pretzel logic and countdown to ecstasy

gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

the proper entry points for those not initially susceptible to the charms of latter-day dan perry are for another thread and another time

gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

gear otm

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Carefully phrased and yet somehow cryptic.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

i have that bob james record (touchdown)! it's great! it has a big football on the cover, who could hate that?

so...steely dan is still good.

but so are the sex pistol. the worst thing abt. steely dan debates is that sometimes two things i love get pitted as mortal enemies or something. it's weird....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm tempted to amend thusly:

On a basic level, I don't think that people who dislike Steely Dan actually give a shit about or understand music.

But I'm not about to make such a ridiculous (and frankly offensive) statement. I know the statement wasn't directed at me personally, but still. You could easily make a case that I don't understand music (at least in the way that someone who plays music or has a grounding in music theory might), but disliking Steely Dan (or any pop band) ≠ not giving a shit about music. That's purely a matter of personal taste, and having an opinion about a band would seem to indicate shit-giving on some level. Overblown statements like that probably aren't going to swing the Anti-Dans to the Other Side. Cogent arguments have a better track record, dude.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Puzzling, I've always liked "New Frontier" by Donald Fagen. Maybe it was just the retro-cubist video?

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

wait, that charms-of-dan-perry post wasn't there when I posted!

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

still, gear otm

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

P.S. I did at one point own Pretzel Logic. That didn't last too long.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I started to read Deric's post but at some point the words all blurred into "WAH WAH I'M A BIG BABY RESPECT ME".

Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha...it's amazing, how often the defense of Steely Dan becomes less about the quality of the music and more about ad hominem attacks on those who disagree. I'm sold!

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Deric just drink the fucking kool-aid already.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

(B-b-but Deric, you've got to read the thing in parentheses, where he takes it all back/says that he was only joking/has the last laugh/twists the knife deeper)

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

At this point, people either understand the way I communicate or they don't and I don't have the time, energy or inclination to dumb my rhetorical style down anymore.

(IOW, the Jan Wenner reference was actually important to the meaning of the post it is attached to and the preceding post and I respect the people who understood that and continue to mock and laugh at the people who didn't.)

Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

well deric I'm probably not saying anything someone else hasn't said before (can't be bothered to read this whole thing, gimme a break), but to me the appeal of the Dan is all in the juxtaposition of form (ie, smooth jazz, 70s AM radio pop slickness a la the Carpenters or whoever) vs. content (cruel, disturbing and paranoid lyrical subtexts). I appreciate the *gasp* irony in using one of the most innocuous, sweet-and-innocent-sounding sonic templates as the vehicle for delivering cynical and loathsome subject matter. Its just endlessly amusing, and even catchy (on occasion). The albums are like one long black joke delivered with the straightest face possible.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Thank goodness this isn't a Pet Shop Boys thread and no one's defended "Domino Dancing."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

domino dancing...man...what a fucking JAM! love it.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

it's way better than like all classical music combined.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)


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