GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

I like that he's sitting on the floor shaving his head over it

The whole "shaving your head to show devastation" thing is more effective if you don't look like you've done it before in the last month or two.

the 5 seconds of summer song is a legitimate hit now in AUS

― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Tuesday, March 25, 2014 2:32 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

number #1 in the UK and Australia this week :|

surprised this hasn't been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA

Oh, come on, I laughed really hard at that one. Anything that makes me laugh that much can't be all bad.

oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbKrT4A38Y

lol at Tooji still existing post-Eurovision-"glory"

haha is there some explanation for this song? Pretty catchy...

5SOS : support act for the mcbusted reunion tour surely !?

That god-awful intro skit pretty much kills any chance of this being even somewhat enjoyable.

"And then the little girl was eaten up by Kim Jong-il..."

ugggghhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGnvdys0kq4

Falling in Reverse's cover of "Gangsta Paradise" starts bad, gets worse, then...gets worse again! What an onion. I did not listen to the other tracks on this "Punk Goes 90s" album (second volume) but uh I'm good.

Try that one again...

http://youtu.be/PGnvdys0kq4

OK, I give up on formatting, but yeah.

I want to bash this songs head in with a baseball bat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI

666 OMG YES TERRIBLE

that "666" was supposed to be "^^^" but I'm letting it stand

didn't realize that was Xtina singing until just now--any of her supporters care to defend this?

+ the guy sounds like Owl City with wuss implants

Five years ago before my grandpa passed away, he entered a stroke where he couldn't talk or acknowledge his surroundings. I never got to say anything to him before he passed away. I didn't get to say goodbye, but this song fits what I was going through. Before he passed away, he gripped my hand which is when I knew he was safe. When I listen to this song, I think of him, and know he is at peace. It's sad sometimes, but this is a great song to listen to.

"everyone is gay" posted earlier in the thread is by the same band

Bloody hell, so it is... that must be a hell of an album.

Who is this runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRlSfS8XxY

I thought I was gonna hate it, but then the second chorus came in and I was like, okay this is reasonably fun

"Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job."

somehow, it reminded me of this SR-71 song that was recently posted in another thread--the kind of bubblegum pop that will always be around--only the style has changed (from pop-punk to... rave-rock?)

my point being, yes the production is irritating, especially on the verses; but the inoffensive blandness of the lyrics is infinitely preferable to the "American Apparel underwear" song from upthread

lol i used to like that sr-71 song quite a bit, had totally forgotten about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwVh6d6HF54

inoffensive blandness

this is a terrible phrase. blandness is exceptionally offensive

wow twenty one pilots is terrible and made extra terrifying by the video where they whip up a whole arena into a youth rally frenzy

xp I will take bland pop lyrics over conspicuously bad pop lyrics six times a week and twice on sunday

The lyrics are bland in a sleazy dishonest pickup artist way that's kind of funny paired with that guy's babyface.

Also the 30 seconds in the middle where they take away the vocal processing so you'll know he can ~really sing~ is funny to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CxOOs7mwE

this year is going to be a banner one for shitty majorish-label rock. like 1998 proportions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYufO14DvgY

I didn't find this one too objectionable. Kinda like an attempt to merge Coldplay and the Shins, which if this is a major label thing, is pretty hilarious: way to have your finger on the pulse of 2003, guys!

that song is better than anything i've heard from, idk, MGMT

I like that Wild Cub song okay

Posting an Ark Music Pato Music World track here is a passé move I know but w/e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMt7H34-XM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvw-y-bpVwU

number 1 in Australia the past 2 weeks

Ugh, that seems primed to come stateside...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgszo2XTklk

Most artists, particularly female artists, who start young are in an accelerated rush to mature musically with each new album. Avril Lavigne has gone backwards her whole career and is intellectually/sonically 8 years old now.

Gwen Stefani has taught us nothing.

Not true. I now know how to spell bananas.

I'm curious about that but "The content has been blocked by SME, on copyright grounds." Am I in the wrong country?

I can't watch it now either, but I could 30 minutes ago. Oh well.

It's here
http://www.avrillavigne.com/us/news/hello-kitty-video

Aw c'mon, no LOLs for Cronk?

Well, I LOL'd...

Wow.

^This! Thanks for the LOLz

Make sure you stay tuned for the "Meow!" and the sub-dubstep drop near the end.