Help me explain to my friend why the Foo Fighters don't matter.

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I agree. I don't see how Joel had any impact on anyone.

Jim M (jmcgaw), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

he had an impact on millions and millions of people!

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Just their wallets.

Jim M (jmcgaw), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

first album is pretty awesome

-- SQUARECOATS (plsmit...), June 23rd, 2006.

otm, it's like a totally different band

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Just their wallets.
-- Jim M (jmcga...), June 23rd, 2006. (jmcgaw)

that's bullshit! total fucking elistist bullshit! i had friends that fucking loved scenes from italian restaurant...people play these songs at weddings, dance to them, just because these people aren't hip or you think billy joel is shit doesn't mean that these songs don't mean something to a lot of people....people fucking love singing along to piano man, etc etc....i mean he's pretty mawkish and whatever, but pretending that people don't "really" like his stuff, they're mindless sheep or something is total crap.

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Zeitgeist!

Zeitgeist (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

The Reivers!

Jim M (jmcgaw), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly, plus that's part of what I mean when I say stuff wouldn't "make sense" without him. Seriously, I think if we didn't know of Billy Joel, we might suddenly uncover this weird question: "What did people like [Billy Joel fans] even listen to during the late 70s and early 80s? What did people like this play at weddings? What one artist did that kind of uncool unremarkable kid in late-70s high school feel totally devoted to and fascinated by? (Who's that guy who sang the theme song from Bosom Buddies)?"

Like without Billy Joel I think you'd have a giant gap in there; there would be so many people who didn't quite make sense. I'm not saying this alone means anything, but in this case it might: this is a guy who wrote several songs that "everyone" knows practically all the words to. Good or bad, he's occupied a ton of space that way, on this really fundamental level of practically writing standards, and so I don't know if you could just write him out of history without leaving kind of a hole behind.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 23 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

My parents saw Joel opening for Anne Murray before he was famous and thought he was too noisy. I'm not sure who that says the most about me: Joel, Murray, me, or my parents.

Plus, Billy Joel had "Captain Jack." So I think he was maybe initially viewed as being a bit weirder than he really was. I agree that he's a bit of an anomaly over the long-term, though, either way. I heard the abysmal "Movin' Out" last weekend (which is also sorta weird, isn't it?) and had a long conversation trying to explain how exactly he became/remained popular enough to, like, have his own musical and stuff.

marc h. (marc h.), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

But you make it sound like there would be nothing else that people would listen to at weddings, etc. There are lots of lesser artists who write songs familiar to all -- Barry Manilow for one.

Jim M (jmcgaw), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know if you could just write him out of history without leaving kind of a hole behind.

a Joel-hole

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"What did people like [Billy Joel fans] even listen to during the late 70s and early 80s? What did people like this play at weddings? What one artist did that kind of uncool unremarkable kid in late-70s high school feel totally devoted to and fascinated by? (Who's that guy who sang the theme song from Bosom Buddies)?"

But doesn't that open up a whole other can of worms--who gets to decide which groups of people are important enough to carry a mediocre artist into the Hall? Why are suburban middle-class white people important enough (sheer numbers aside, although I suppose that's a compelling argument) that what they listened to in the 70s and 80s deserves to get put in the canon?

max (maxreax), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Versus, say, whatever group X listened to that isn't in the hall.

max (maxreax), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Infinite regress.


I prefer Taster's Choice to Folger's Crystals.

Halllo (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Also--a lot of the world wouldn't be changed by a lack of Billy Joel, but where I grew up--middle-class central NJ--would be irrevocably changed. You could write a sci-fi movie: A World Without Joel.

max (maxreax), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i bet most new country dudes love B-Jo.

i don't even know why i'm in this thread! billy joel sucks! but he's important, kind of!

M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

There are lots of lesser artists who write songs familiar to all -- Barry Manilow for one.

But doesn't that open up a whole other can of worms--who gets to decide which groups of people are important enough to carry a mediocre artist into the Hall?

Well, see, here's where we get into why it's the rock and roll Hall of Fame. One of the things I was saying is odd about Billy Joel is that he managed to do songs that could received on the level of pop standards, like Manilow (or better yet Neil Diamond) -- but at the same time, he took on the reputation, in his early work, as, like, a poet, man. Like a "meaningful" auteur, like the Dylan of musical theater, or something. (I don't know his mid-70s stuff well enough to entirely understand why, so I shouldn't make fun.) So the difference there would be that his fits the category of "rock and roll" better than someone like Diamond would, and he would, reputation-wise, even if the two were musicologically identical.

So when we ask "who defines importance," well -- above and beyond the fact that we live in a country where middle-class white people are always perceived as representing the neutral mainstream core of society -- I think the "rock and roll" answers that question, maybe. It's the audience that goes with that perception of what ("meaningful") "rock and roll" is in America, and that necessarily spotlights certain audiences (male, often youngish, "serious," interested in the "classic") and pushes out other ones ("pop," middle-aged, "not serious/meaningful," tweeny/teenybopper, female, etc.).

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have to respectfully disagree with the opinion that Joel is writing "standards". He's WORKING toward writing standards, surely he is. But I don't really hear anyone covering them, which is the hallmark of a "standard". In fact, with so many good songwriters and so many performers around, ARE there even standards anymore? OK, so the occasional jazz artist will cover a few tunes by (such & such), but there's no Beatles/Dylan type hegemony that I can see.

matt the queeg (veal), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and the Foo Fighters don't matter because all their songs are written to, or about, or for some unknown "you" that we don't know. It's not us.

They get all worked up over it, and it sounds meaningful, but it just doesn't hold any meaning except to them. The Elvis Costello effect. As soon as I stopped plugging my current beloved into the song I was listening to (as Elvis' "you"), the songs became trite and meaningless to me.

matt the queeg (veal), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - (Not that the Hall of Fame isn't totally middle-aged -- it's just that you're not as likely to see them induct an artist whose original audience was middle-aged.)

xpost - Kinda true, Matt, but the flip side of a "standard" isn't just that other artists cover it, it's that it's the kind of song where the sheet music is sitting inside people's piano benches at home -- and Joel has gotten that far with a few of them, not to mention karaoke as the new form of that same thing. Certain Joel songs are as close as the modern age gets to (oh irony) the popular 1940s musical number that's just a routine part of music and life, quite apart from any central recording of it.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 23 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

but at the same time, he took on the reputation, in his early work, as, like, a poet, man. Like a "meaningful" auteur, like the Dylan of musical theater, or something. (I don't know his mid-70s stuff well enough to entirely understand why, so I shouldn't make fun.)

This, I believe, can be partially explained by his upbringing Bronx/Long Island background and his early tenure as a Tin Pan Alley kinda session dude. Y'know he's got that jive/sexy sax/Manhattan nights/B'way/Bright Lights Big City vibe which was then flitered through the Beatles and Dylan. Springsteen really isn't that far off, as a NJ denizen. All those East Coast cats were mixing the doo-wop and B'way and Dylan. Dion!

QuantumNoise (Justin Farrar), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think high-school history/social studies classes would have been changed beyond recognition by the absence of someone to write "We Didn't Start the Fire"

latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)


Yeah, exactly, plus that's part of what I mean when I say stuff wouldn't "make sense" without him. Seriously, I think if we didn't know of Billy Joel, we might suddenly uncover this weird question: "What did people like [Billy Joel fans] even listen to during the late 70s and early 80s? What did people like this play at weddings? What one artist did that kind of uncool unremarkable kid in late-70s high school feel totally devoted to and fascinated by?

-- nabisco (--...), June 23rd, 2006.

The answer to all your questions is Supertramp.

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

man how i would love to see a scenario where billy joel has an 'it's a wonderful life' style breakdown and an angel grants his ill-conceived wish to see the world as it would be had he never been born, but then the angel takes off his mask and he's a devil, and the devil is like 'too bad joel, this wish can't be reversed' and he'd laugh and laugh and laugh. and billy joel would see a world of sunshine and peppermints and tons of bros listening to slightly more jimmy buffett

gear (gear), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

Help me explain to my friend why this thread doesn't matter.

:p

shorty (shorty), Saturday, 24 June 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

As much as I like the Foo Fighters, they only truly "matter" in a cannonical way in the "what those Nirvana guys did after Kurt died" kind of way.

scout (scout), Saturday, 24 June 2006 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

ben folds is a non started in the billy joel antecedents arguement. elton john is what yr looking for.

whos the middle dude?

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 24 June 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

Joe Jackson

Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

thank you

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 24 June 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

Of course Billy Joel belongs in the rock & roll hall of fame--and if Neil Diamond isn't, he should be (for the Elvis outfits if for nothing else).

Full disclosure--I have never owned (or wanted to) any artifacts created by Billy Joel or Neil Diamond. But the people I grew up with and worked with in the 70s & 80s had both, sung along with both, turned up the radio when they came on. These are people for whom music is a secondary matter--they have maybe 100 albums & for them Joel & Springsteen and Neil Diamond and the Beatles and Fleetwood Mac are the soundtrack of their lives.

Trust me. I have argued with these folks that they would enjoy music more if they widened their horizons. But they are exactly the people who will go to Cleveland, buy the fucking shirt, drink the kool-aid, and go home happy. They, like the Foo Fighters, get into the HoF by paying the admission charge.

J Arthur Rank (Quin Tillian), Saturday, 24 June 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

Foo Fighters are the new Steve Miller Band, and as such they'd probably be best served by a greatest hits album - surely there are at least four or five FF songs that ought to become classic rock radio fixtures. I don't know if they deserve any more than that. The first album was great, though.

LC (Damian), Saturday, 24 June 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

whether or not FF gets in the Hall depends almost entirely on where they stand in 2020 with the Star Chamber comprised of Wenner/Stein or their successors.

if they have personal/business ties with whatever iteration of that council exists, then they will. if they don't, they won't, vis-a-vis virtually any big-selling artist/act (Boston, Kiss) or influential act (Stooges, MC5, Dolls) that isn't.

veronica moser (veronica moser), Saturday, 24 June 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

nu-wings

omar little, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

They'll glide into the RRHOF on longevity, like Don Sutton.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

they singlehandedly killed rock & roll. or it feels like anyway when i hear them.

scott seward, Friday, 28 September 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

Everlong is the best song ever

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 28 September 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

They're the world's longest-running and best-funded Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp. Dave Grohl got to play with Queen! Taylor Hawkins got to play with Rush!

It's like what Quincy Jones said about Wynton Marsalis: "no trumpeter in America wants to play like Wynton in his style. Every great trumpeter - Louis Armstrong, Roy Eldridge, Miles - borrows from someone before him and adds his own thing. But nobody wants to play like Wynton."

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus, I feel like we're in 2001 ilm

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

We are talking about a band who debuted 18 years ago

Wonder why new bands wouldn't want sound like them

They are great radio rock like Styx or foreigner and if you hate those groups then whatever vet

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Friday, 28 September 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

preach

some dude, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

styx and foreigner are both like fifty times better than the foos!

omar little, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

proven by science!

omar little, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

boston>>>>>foo fighters
styx and foreigner are both like fifty times better than the foos!

fuck that

billstevejim, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)


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