― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link
Did you hear Marc Bolan was on the radio the night he died?
And the dashboard, the steering wheel...
What was Marc Bolan's last hit?
A tree!
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:06 (twenty years ago) link
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago) link
"All Cunts Die Cunts" was the version I heard.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link
― rainman (rainman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link
― matulageci, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago) link
I've been recounting this story for years (except it was his favourite snack, not a one-off thing). I'll be needing pretty strong proof it never happened before I stop
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link
― matulageci, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link
― rainman (rainman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
― original bgm, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link
I thought Luther ADMITTED to doing that! I'll swear on a Bible / Spin Alt. Guide / holy book of choice I saw some ET segment where he described that whole sordid scenario.
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Jonathan (Jonathan), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
It was "Wrap a yellow mini 'round an old oak tree" wasn't it?
Oh, I'm so so sorry, I just couldn't stop that - I'm afraid my computer is suffering from tourettes syndrome.
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link
Yours too eh? It's a fucking pain in the fucking arse, isn't it you bastard?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link
Ozzy hung a midget onstage.
Ozzy killed a bunch of dobermans onstage with a chainsaw.
(This was was kinda gruesome and apparently very specific to my school)
Jimi Hendrix always wore headbands because he had cut on his forhead that he would jam drugs into
(which makes no sense on a number of levels but we didn't really know shit about Hendrix or drugs at the time)
W.A.S.P. stands for either A) We Are Satan's People or B) We Are Sexual Perverts
(This was told to me at a Peter's Brothers semiar The Truth About Rock, a travellling anti-rock "crusade" show my mom took me to)
On the cover of Who's Next, the Who have just urinated on a memorial to deceased British WWII veterens.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link
WASP= We are Satan's People
I am not familiar with the stomach pump story. What are the details exactly?
― Mitchell (Mitchell), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago) link
I remember hearing that Jimi would soak the headband in heroin and then it would seep into the wound on his forehead.
― Mitchell (Mitchell), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link
We Are Sexual Perverts, according to Blackie Lawless.
Why doesn't the Hendrix thing make sense? I figure it would work pretty well.
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link
(Amount of cum varies by credulity of audience.)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link
There's also the varying number of men that the cum came from. I heard anywhere from seven to seventeen.
― rainman (rainman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link
I guess, but wouldn't it be easier and less messy just to shoot up or smoke it?
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago) link
Then there was some even more bizarre stuff about some guy in America who used to smear himself in peanut butter and jam and cut himself and throw himself into the audience.
Of course I completely refused to believe any of it it - how gullible did these bastards think I was anyway? And if they were going to invent a character, couldn't they come up with up a slightly more credible name for him than "Iggy Pop"?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link
― rainman (rainman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link
― rainman (rainman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago) link
What do you mean "liar"? It's all true, every word, honest, I swear it! I saw it with my own eyes!
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link
More specifically, he was going to come onstage with a revolver, fire the first five shots into the audience, and kill himself with the final bullet.
― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link
The Kiss comic book - blood ink is true, although it was just a tiny bit of blood used.
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link
― maypang (maypang), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link
― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link
A bit later than school, but a friend claimed and I believed that Autechre used to be Jive Bunny.― Neil S, Saturday, September 13, 2008 2:03 PM (eight years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neil S, Saturday, September 13, 2008 2:03 PM (eight years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this one might be my favourite of the ones posted so far!
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
It's a good one but clearly way off. Everyone knows that Autechre used to be the Jump in the Saddle Band.
― The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link