this is not "No Line on the Horizon" by U2

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no I think that's an official press release from the future

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

All press releases from the future will end "Also, the economy"...

snoball, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I'll just add to the chorus of this is totally awesome.

thunda lightning (clotpoll), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"stunner shades on/social justice/appearing on magazine stands"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i put a post up on my blog about this, too

Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Two songs that directly parody U2 seems like just the right amount.

the most disgusting savage on earth imo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I like a lot of this! I think the Elvis Telecom track before it goes noizy is the high point (I like it after that as well, just not as much)

Luka ModReq (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

all i can say is it was awesome to contribute a jam to this, and that i am glad i bothered recording the vocal because it had to be done in one take in a closet while my wife was asleep and sick

Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Now that's dedication!

Still More Goth Than Your Cat's Asshole (Bimble), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

And to such great effect!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

did your wife know you were in the closet?

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

oops that sounds like a personal question

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

honey, if you need me I'll just be over here in the closet, mocking bono

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

to great effect

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i think now is as an appropriate use of this sentence closer as can ever be, but no she did not know i was in the closet, no homo.

Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

when it posted, she listened to the song and called me ridiculous (busting chops, not hateful btw!)

Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

hopefully she sang it to the tune of "magnificent"

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i am now creating that memory regardless if she did or not

Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

"Magnificent (Ridiculous Remix)"

Actually, there IS going to be a remix collection, surely.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Really can't pick my favorite on this. "Breathe" has maybe the best Bono goofing (and a really nice groove!), but I'm also a sucker for the Laurie Anderson flavor of "Stand Up Comedy"...

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Bison, did you masturbate in the closet?

Still More Goth Than Your Cat's Asshole (Bimble), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 06:55 (fifteen years ago) link

"U2 album! U2 album, lots of etc....
do all yr shopping.. AT WAL-MART!"

(srsly, well done all)

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys, shall I host this on my helpful webspace?

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm also a sucker for the Laurie Anderson flavor of "Stand Up Comedy"...

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hey cool, somebody caught the sound i was going for!

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

this is nice! n/a your track is my favorite so far

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link

bimble thats not where i handle my business, it is where i store things with a low priority for immediate retrieval

Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I nominate "mocking bono" as the new euphemism for handling your business

your roommate's been forever in the bathroom, is he mocking bono in there?

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

you all do understand that ILX is pretty much mandated to subject the forthcoming Limp Bizkit joint to the same treatment, right?

Beatrix Kiddo, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

the Fügügüffü track sounds like beta band!

rio (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost to wanking joke: "Hang on, I'm nearly at the Edge ... aargh, it's gone Numb."

Anyway. This is a masterpiece, and I've sent a link to various dudes (including a now-on-a-comeback eighties musician friend; really interested to see what he thinks) and had some incredibly positive responses so far. Me: I just love it to bits.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

you all do understand that ILX is pretty much mandated to subject the forthcoming Limp Bizkit joint to the same treatment, right?

Sign me up!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

YES

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Hell Yea! Sign me up for that! Song titles are bound to be genius.

MaresNest, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm in as well!

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I saw a CD of the U2 album this morning and the equal sign is actually a sticker on the wrapping!

ZS should do a "peel slowly and see" version that reveals santorum.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

the Fügügüffü track sounds like beta band!

Yeah it does, actually! I never would have thought of that. I think it's to do with the vocals.

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

Who wants to link our efforts in the comments?

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

this is what i get for posting the sendspace link to this masterpiece on my blog:

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Beatrix Kiddo, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I once got that same message for my blog. But nothing since then.

Dolly Parton Is More Goth Than You (Bimble), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

this is what i get for posting the sendspace link to this masterpiece on my blog:

All the more reason to send something indignant to some site like Boing Boing who make a living of getting bent out of shape about the DCMA

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

^^

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 7 March 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

The send space link in the first post no longer works. The streaming version is up. I've enjoyed "Unknown Caller" the most.

random freak and ingrate (james k polk), Saturday, 7 March 2009 07:41 (fifteen years ago) link

There's a Rapidshare link on my blog
http://www.quartzcity.net/2009/03/02/no-line-on-the-horizon-preinterpreted/

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 7 March 2009 08:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I uploaded a new version to mediafire. this one has 320kbs versions of the "magnificent", "moment of surrender", "get on yr boots", and "white as snow".

http://www.mediafire.com/?mkjcx2mmyln

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 7 March 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys,
sorry I didn't answer last week, especially about the 320kb versions, but I was on holidays without an internet access (yeah, that still exists in 2009...).
So I just got to discover our album a couple days ago and I love it !
I agree with everything that's been said, especially how surprisingly cohesive it is.
So far, my favorite track might be "stand up comedy" but the whole thing is great (also the kanye/autotune part on "magnificent" kills me everytime).
It's an honour to be a part of this !
I haven't listened to the U2 one yet (and wonder if I will) but there's no way it can be as great as this !

AleXTC, Monday, 9 March 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.go-quick.com/NoLine.html

Nice page. (OK, if I say so myself...)

Mark G, Monday, 9 March 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

hey alextc, if you get a chance, send me a 320kbs version of yr song and I will add it to the fairtilizer stream

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, I will send it "tonight" (on the melody of "if I don't go crazy" !).
could you just give me your e-mail address, please (I don't remember if it's somewhere on this or the other thread) ?

AleXTC, Monday, 9 March 2009 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link


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