100 songs about smoking (cigarettes)

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Does 65 count, seeing as we've already had Tex Williams' version on the list? (I know Travis wrote it.)

emil.y, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

Gah. Sorry, emil.y. I somehow missed it when scanning the thread. One of my favourites too, anyhow.

masonna ringtones (gnarly sceptre), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

66. Ashtray Heart (Capt. Beefheart)

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

67. Why Am I So Short? (Soft Machine)

"I like to smoke and drink and ball..."

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

68. Wilco - Shot In the Arm ("The ashtray says you were up all night")
69. Spiritualized - Dont' Just Do Something ("And life ain't good without cigarettes..."

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

i just quit smoking, assholes, this aint helping me at all

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

I'm on day 10, stevienixed!

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

i just quit smoking, assholes, this aint helping me at all

me too, that's why i started this thread. actually it is already seven months ago but it i am still suffering almost on a daily base. listening to songs about smoking is such a great ersatzdroge though.

alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

70. MBV folks! - "Cigarette In Your Bed"

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

71.Them - the song that goes :"one more coffee,one more cigarette,one more motinging trying to forget etc..." great song btw

Zeno, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

you just cant win , i think it's called

Zeno, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

72 "Don't Smoke in Bed" - Nina Simone
73 "Don't Smoke" - The Microphones
74 "Chain Smoker" - Creeper Lagoon
75 "Balcony Smoker" - Jenny Wilson
76 "Blabber 'n Smoke" - Captain Beefheart
77 "You Burn Me up I'm a Cigarette" - Robert Fripp
78 "Pink Cigarette" - Mr Bungle

alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

79. Stooges-"Little Doll" ("Little doll I can't forget/Smokin' on a cigarette")

The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

80. Death Cab For Cutie - Title Track

dad a, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

81. Roger Miller - "Dad Blame Anything a Man Can't Quit"

l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend
Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine
l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit
l say dad blame anything a man can't quit

drunk dudes NOTM (james k polk), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

oooooooooooooooooh lord, help me. i was looking through my pockets for a pack. LE SIGH.
i'm on hour 12. urgh

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Tweet, "Smoking Cigarettes" -> such a great song

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

good news: the twelfth hour is the worst, all the others are piss easy
bad news: it comes back every day,
good news: and after a while only every second day...

the only reason why i didn't smoke in the last 7 months is that quitting was much more difficult than i thought. before i had always assumed i could stop at any day but i never stopped for more than 4 weeks. i don't want to waste all that energy i have put into not smoking!

alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

82 "Smoking Room" - Codeine
83 "Twenty Tens (I've Been Smoking All Night)" - The Virgin Prunes

btw 32 "been smoking too long" is nick drake covering a robin frederick song

alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

84. Saved -- LaVerne Baker
I used to smoke, I used to drink, I used to smoke, drink, and dance the hoochie-coo
But now I'm standin' on this corner prayin' for me and you

Albums, not songs: There's Bob Seger's "Smokin' O.P.'s" and Joe Walsh's "The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get." And does anyone remember the Midwest nu-wave band The Dancing Cigarettes?

mottdeterre, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

SebastiAn - "Smoking Kills"

josephcharles, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

86. I'm a Disposable Lighter (For Your Love) - Th'Cigaretz

some late 70s new wave/punk band. Their album is on Cancer Records and thanks The Ramones for equipment use and technical assistance.

drunk dudes NOTM (james k polk), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

87. "Glasses & Ashes & Bottles & Cans" -- Jackie & Roy

mottdeterre, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

88. graham day & the gaolers - wanna smoke

w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

89. "Flowers On The Wall" - Statler Brothers. Come on, young 'uns! 'smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo'

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

90. "King of the Road" - Roger Miller. Also before your time"

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

91. "Smoke (La Vie En Fumer)" - The Tubest. Oh, for fuck's sake!

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

I mean The Tubes, of course. I'm just excited.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

92. "I Mean It" - Romeo Void. 'The ashtray is heaped with my response to you." Ouch, Deborah.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

93. "Cigarettes" by Greg Dulli: "The cigarettes are gonna kill me, I know/I gotta get a light before I hit the door/does anybody have a light/avec moi because I need to get right"

thirdalternative, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

94. "Cigarettiquette" - Lambchop I'M SMOKING AGAIN.

95. "Fishnets and Cigarettes" - New York Dolls

96. "Chain Smoking" - Subway Sect

97. "Ping Pong Affair" - The Slits

98. "Breathing" - Kate Bush

99. "America' - Simon & Garfunkel

100. "Smokin' In the Boy's Room" - Brownsville Station

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

96. "Chain Smoking' - Subway Sect see #18 sorry

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

96. "I Can't Forget" - Leonard Cohen

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

101 Benny Spellman – Lipstick Traces (On a Cigarette)

Bill E, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

PS I don't smoke right now. I quit in 1986, and if you are quitting now it should encourage you to know that it got much easier after the 21st year.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

102. Super Furry Animals - "Let's Quit Smoking"

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

103. Ry Cooder, "Fool for a Cigarette"
104. Gary Stewart, "Caffein [sic], Nicotine, Benzedrine"

eddhurt, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

99. "America' - Simon & Garfunkel didn't see #25 Alex so

99. "America" - Yes Well, that's too easy. One of my favorites then: "Sensual Seduction" by Snoop Dogg. It was that or "Fodderstompf" by PIL which does not mention smoking but acts it out with that godforsaken cough.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

100. "Easy Skanking" - Bob Marley

youcangoyourownway, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^

I"Fodderstompf" DOES mention smoking:
"I’m just gonna go and get a cigarette do you want one
Yes please
Wont be a second
Okay"

I had to go listen to it after thinking about it. I haven't heard it in about, oh never mind it's nauseating to think of how many decades. It's just as I remembered it.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

106(?) Les Paul & Mary Ford - "Smoke Rings"
107(?) Chicory Tip - "Cigarettes, Women and Wine"

Jeff W, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

39. Tex Williams - Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette (Puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death/Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate/That you hate to make him wait/But you've gotta have another cigarette)
B-b-b-b-but no one knew cigarettes were bad for you in 1947!

Jazzbo, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

everyone knew it. that is why smoking was cool. these days the importance of the length of life is so totally fucking overstated.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

twelve years pass...

I vote for these!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 November 2021 01:48 (four years ago)

The Chats - Smoko

enochroot, Friday, 5 November 2021 03:25 (four years ago)

the kd lang album

brimstead, Friday, 5 November 2021 03:28 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO7BW2br4Rc

The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Friday, 5 November 2021 22:06 (four years ago)

three years pass...

should we make anything of the fact that Lorde and Addison Rae both released singles this year that prominently mention cigarettes?

jaymc, Saturday, 19 July 2025 16:40 (ten months ago)

Last summer i remember thinking it weird that, when walking around the city, i'd noticed more people smoking cigarettes than usual (ie. not just outside bars) with many of them being younger women.

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 19 July 2025 17:33 (ten months ago)

The only solution is one song about smoking 100 cigarettes.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Saturday, 19 July 2025 20:04 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujFDyK5uiew

Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 19 July 2025 20:22 (ten months ago)

xp if this didn't move the needle nothing will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQeuHHPf_uM

henry s, Saturday, 19 July 2025 23:33 (ten months ago)

Dang! In any event, Brooke Shields anti-smoking PSA.

henry s, Saturday, 19 July 2025 23:34 (ten months ago)

The Birthday Party Friendcatcher has Icy Cigarette fingers puff and poke and a couple of other references.

Stevo, Sunday, 20 July 2025 09:46 (ten months ago)

This one came up in my feed a few days back. Bit on the nose as advertising, but I thought it was a pretty good tune. Cool truck in the video and hey gold plated machine guns are kinda classy.

FUERZA REGIDA - MARLBORO ROJO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddkbVYutRXA

earlnash, Sunday, 20 July 2025 11:20 (ten months ago)

Matias Aguayo - I Don’t Smoke

ed.b, Sunday, 20 July 2025 11:34 (ten months ago)

Hefner -- The Hymn for the Cigarettes

Blood On The Knobs, Monday, 21 July 2025 18:36 (ten months ago)

Cool truck in the video and hey gold plated machine guns are kinda classy.

plus he does his best dice clay impression at the end. hilarious video

budo jeru, Monday, 21 July 2025 19:18 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZb9U0_T9U

bulb after bulb, Monday, 21 July 2025 21:32 (ten months ago)

Alvarius B. "Smokin' to Live"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUGnujRSmwQ

willem, Monday, 21 July 2025 22:14 (ten months ago)

lefty frizelle - cigarettes and coffee blues
miranda lambert - me and your cigarettes

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Monday, 21 July 2025 22:15 (ten months ago)


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