Worst Band Names

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Grumbling Fur

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:51 (twelve years ago)

Yeah sounds like The Yummy Fur and it doesn't make much sense.

An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 09:40 (twelve years ago)

If only they'd called themsleves Yummy Appendix

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)

əkoostik hookah

Yes, Yes, Of Course, My American Friend! Ah Ha Ha Ha! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

TS: Most Retarded-Looking əkoostik hookah Member In This Publicity Still

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Yes, Yes, Of Course, My American Friend! Ah Ha Ha Ha! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Perfect Pussy
Joanna Gruesome

ian, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

UTR have also been busy getting together our new split LP for Dog Chocolate and Ravioli Me Away that will see the light of day on Feb 24th

night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:31 (twelve years ago)

Kind of disappointed to find that Les Incompétents has been taken as a band name.

doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:52 (twelve years ago)

Rav Me Away are super-good, though. Playing Brighton on the 15th (I am playing in London, sadly).

emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:54 (twelve years ago)

I am playing in London, sadly

^ there's yr album title right there ^

night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:00 (twelve years ago)

(also yay! and good luck!)

night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:04 (twelve years ago)

That Ravioli Me Away/Dog Chocolate album artwork isn't gonna win over any bandname haters either.

However, RMA are indeed pretty fucking awesome as asserted.

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Wet Spinach

goth colouring book (anagram), Monday, 21 July 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)

they ruined my vegetarian sushi

clouds, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Just today I have learned of Roy Orbitron, which is just generically bad these days, and the awe-inspiring folderol of Hypocrite in a Hippy Crypt.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip

clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

Dirty Diapers

rip van wanko, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Testicle Hazard

goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:15 (eleven years ago)

Couldn't help but notice that the Raveonettes thread is active on sna. Really glad this one was here too.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 10:21 (eleven years ago)

There's this band fairly local to me called Childhood who are getting traction ATM and I can't bear to even check them out based on that name.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:26 (eleven years ago)

GoGo_Penguin

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:30 (eleven years ago)

Child Pornography

rushomancy, Friday, 12 September 2014 11:45 (eleven years ago)

The Twilight Sad

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:00 (eleven years ago)

cage the elephant
jukebox the ghost
foster the people

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:03 (eleven years ago)

maudlin the well

m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)

vertical horizon

m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

did a ctrl+f for meat beat manifesto, surprised it wasn't mentioned in like, 2001

clouds, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

Worst type of band name: somebody's something, e.g., Larry Weiner's Audiotronic Escape Unit.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

Gil Matera's Party Dream?
Brian Auger's Oblivion Express?
Ruth's Chris Steak House?

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

Nah, that last one is ok.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

Child Pornography

― rushomancy, Friday, September 12, 2014 6:45 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's one way to stop piracy

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

I just cringed at seeing the name Haerts for the first time. I might not have cringed thusly five years earlier.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

they should change their name to Haaretz

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

lol

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)

Apparently nobody's said Dire Straits.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

just been informed of a gig down the road from me with three bands called The Amsterdam Redlight District, Sexwolf and The Broken Bones Gentleman’s Club

fuck off the lot of you

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

hahahaaa

would guess at their sound but all slightly noised-up indie tbh

imago, Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

Selebrities

93. Oasis - pollrunner needed for this one (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

searching for Sexwolf, there is a band from Los Angeles called 'SEX WOLF' and a band from 'Midlands Uk' called 'Sexwolf!', might have to rebrand as 'UK Sexwolf' if their career takes off in the states

soref, Monday, 22 September 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

but then it becomes quite a good name

93. Oasis - pollrunner needed for this one (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

also why am I laughing like a madman

93. Oasis - pollrunner needed for this one (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

would have gone with Sexxwolf personally, maybe Sexxxwolf.
Sexxwolf already taken my a Turkish male cam-model

soref, Monday, 22 September 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Full ratings, statistics, and LolKing score for Sexxxwolf, a summoner on the Europe West region.

UK Sexwolf (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Perfume Genius -- I just don't even want to know if this is any good or not.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) <---the fuck is this

example (crüt), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

oh man, that is bad

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Black Arkestra, Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

18+

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

Alt+J

it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 26 September 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

Tonstartssbandht.

Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Friday, 26 September 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)


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