I gotta say: its success mystifies me. The electric piano part, the chorus horns – ick.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link
I have some fondness for this one solely out of nostalgia: it embodies the kitschy "adult pop" world ca. '79-'81, the Christopher Cross/Player/ "Music Box Dancer"/"Stumblin' In" etc world that I heard on the radio and was my first concept of pop music. agree it's icky but you can't deny the hooks, either.
I also can't ever hear it without recalling how the kids on my school bus renamed it "Little Weenie," a title that made the rest of the song ludicrous ("I want you to be my acrobat!")
― col, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
Apparently it was a hit the old fashioned way: it got on the radio and people kept requesting it and buying copies (it's certified gold back when gold meant shipping a million).
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
this, of course, becomes Elton's survival formula for the rest of this survey: however crap the album, crank one hit off it and you're good for another year (exceptions include The Fox, natch)
― col, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
"Sartorial Eloquence"
http://youtu.be/LB1rim3VXo0
http://www.ioffer.com/img3/item/141/940/781/elton-john-live-in-central-park-+bonus-footage-1980-dvd-46c8.jpg
― col, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
lyrics by Tom Robinson!
― col, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link
The second single.
A crowded arrangement: high synth, rhythm guitar strums, backing vocals, piano, all on the chorus.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link
Only clicking on this thread sporadically to see if you've got to Passengers yet. One of the worst singles of the 80s.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:21 (ten years ago) link
and a top five in England. How odd.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link
When I was 10. It's one of the few songs I distinctly remember hating at that age. Looking at the lyrics now, it seems to be a protest song but about what I'm not exactly clear.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link
apparently cracked the US top 40 too, but I don't recall hearing it
― col, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
Figured I'd jump in to remind ya'll this one ("Sartorial Eloquence") features among the many voices on the chorus ilm's favorite douchecanoe harmony duo...
DON: After years of being fans, it was an honor to actually take part in a session with our friend Elton during one of his lowest periods, both personally and creatively. I honestly feel our Eagle harmony magic elevated his song right where it was needed most.
GLENN: Speaking of being elevated, I think between us Don & I lost a whole pack of cough drops in the, er, echo chambers that night.
DON: Well, yeah.
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 03:26 (ten years ago) link
Congrats. You've mastered the Henley sincerity.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 03:30 (ten years ago) link
"Two Rooms at the End of the World"
http://youtu.be/bzTKdafOnAo
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link
was this album some kind of make-work program for underemployed session musicians? There's like 50 people on this track, including a prominent cowbeller.
abt 3 minutes in, I realized "2 Rooms" was just going to be the same tune-lite verse-refrain repeated over and over again, and resigned myself to it, and suddenly it became a Chicago record for a bit.
― col, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
That's the problem with the album (so far): not bad melodies smothered by desperate arrangements.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
ode to a muse:
"White Lady White Powder"
studio version not on YT (it's on Grooveshark/Spotify) but here's the live version from Central Park '80:
http://youtu.be/7BbismoORP0
http://eil.com/images/main/Elton%2BJohn%2B-%2BWhite%2BLady%2BWhite%2BPowder%2B-%2B7%2522%2BRECORD-498449.jpg
― col, Thursday, 9 January 2014 13:01 (ten years ago) link
lol @ white man danger
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link
brace yrself for that one. Political satire by B. Taupin
― col, Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link
This is the first okay song we've heard in days. The piano has boogie, the lyrics don't interfere.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link
this got some radio play when it came out and i remember young me thinking this song was a sign that elton was back. i also remember young me hearing the rest of the album and thinking i had been wrong.
today it sounds like a hybrid of glam-period elton and 21st century nashville (the "and she's a habit i can't handle / for a reason i can't say..." part). i also think it would work pretty well on billy joel's glass houses, which came out a couple months before this. i like it.
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 9 January 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link
"Dear God"
http://youtu.be/V_7e7DDOTCU
http://991.com/NewGallery/Elton-John-Dear-God---Double-58628.jpg
― col, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link
think the Almighty Himself would be nodding off around 2 minutes into this one
― col, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:09 (ten years ago) link
you beat me!
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 January 2014 14:09 (ten years ago) link
I was just navigating around the live clip that automatically came up
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 January 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link
when did EJ start owning his baldness (or wearing toupees)? the "strategic hat" photos are getting ridiculous
― col, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link
"Never Gonna Fall in Love Again"
http://youtu.be/j65aY2w85RM
http://www.rockpeaks.com/files/eggs/j/John-Elton/057358-John-Elton-Ego-Central-Park-1980_0.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link
Another sitcom theme, complete with electric piano. Lyrics by Tom Robinson, but you can't tell.
sort of thing that would crop up in some grim late '70s-early '80s middle-aged sex comedy, like "Blame it On Rio": the Robinson lyric has the singer as being on the prowl ("everywhere there's lot of foxes!") but the track's so limp and schlocky that it feels like embalming fluid's entering yr veins when you listen to it. Chorus is fourth-rate by EJ standards; the sub-"Baker Street" sax break doesn't help matters
― col, Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link
Five b-sides approaching. Should we post two of those a day?
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 January 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link
yeah, that works. i can't imagine the caliber of B-side we're talking about here
― col, Saturday, 11 January 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
I can't find "Take Me Back" so here's:
"Give Me the Love"
http://youtu.be/
http://www.rockpeaks.com/files/imagecache/body/eggs/j/John-Elton/057358-John-Elton-Ego-Central-Park-1980_0.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 January 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
Don't forget the two France Gall duets.― Jeff W, Monday, 30 December 2013
― Jeff W, Monday, 13 January 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
"Conquer the Sun" (UK b-side)
http://youtu.be/Se1w-U-Uq30
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 January 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
How on earth can you conquer the sun with these tempos?
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 January 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
ok, recap:
"Take Me Back": Elton countrypolitan with his Tumbleweed Connection voice cropping up in the bridge like a smoker's cough, complete with that inescapable "Little Jeannie" electric piano and a Hollywood approximation of a fiddle solo.
"Give Me the Love": no, pay for it, you skunk.
Strange record, 21:33. Objectively it's not that much different from, say, Piano Player but the hit single's no "Daniel" (even if you hate "Daniel") and the filler's mainly overcooked goo. I think Single Man holds up a lot better than this.
"Conquer the Sun": big, booming, dull chorus: an organ transplant (that didn't take) to a diseased body.
― col, Monday, 13 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link
"conquer the sun" verses remind me, in a totally not bad way, of first-album elton. choruses remind me of what it would be like if oasis were asked to write smarmy ballads for a "lion king" sequel in 2018.
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 13 January 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
the two B-sides of "Sartorial Eloquence":
"Cartier"
http://youtu.be/xqgOD99xqyQ
"White Man Danger!!!"
http://youtu.be/P3FzM8BENJQ
http://www.eltonjohnitaly.com/sartorial-spagna.jpg
― col, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
The Clash - "White Man Danger-Cartier Commercial"
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
Yep. A Single Man is a notch worse than peak-period Elton but if "Part-Time Love" hadn't flopped no one would've noticed this fact, while 21 at 33 sounds like aesthetic decline and David Geffen-here-I-come.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link
alfred, should we do the 3 B-sides of "Dear God" in one go? then on to the lest-we-forget France Gall duets
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Go for it!
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
"Tactics"
http://youtu.be/pkd-Xh8bNxY
man, the success of "Music Box Dancer" really galled EJ, no?
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link
"Steal Away Child"
http://youtu.be/-VvT5_ZYGLw
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eb951vy0LYA/hqdefault.jpg
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link
My nose hairs fell out the second those synths at the 0:50 mark started.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
It's "The Final Countdown" six years early!
"Love So Cold"
http://youtu.be/eV720KrCj4g
oh good, we haven't had a "Caribbean" Elton track in a while
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link
christ, what sounds like the elec. piano from Supertramp's "Logical Song" turns up in that last one
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
oh cool: the electric piano mimics steel drums
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
"That's why they call 'em B-sides," my father, 1980, when I complained about Queen's "Don't Try Suicide" on the "Another One Bites the Dust" single
― col, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link