Justin Bieber

Fuck this dude.

http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/

jfc

tumblr seems to think it's a hoax, "nationalreport.net" also has an article up claiming the duck dynasty guy has a gay lover

yeah it's a spoof site, tho in what way exactly is this supposed to be 'funny' is a real headscratcher

a fitting end to justin bieber's career: all the news is unflattering spoofs

similar to that recent "kanye compares himself to nelson mandela" fake news story that basically took advantage of the fact that it was so similar to all the other bullshit he's actually said lately

Also takes advantage of why we read these sort of stories, schadenfreude/wish fulfillment, etc.

but when has justin bieber said anything negative/interesting about anyone/anything

i guess that plays up the idea of him being a brat or something

"fuck bill clinton"

word tho

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/415683404462436352

WELP

"Lol"

^^ He tweeted that and he seems to have deleted it while the original "I'm retiring" tweet remains up. I better be paid to keep y'all up to date on this breaking news while everyone else is enjoying Christmas Eve with family.

'journals' is great

he said "I'm actually retiring" in a radio interview last week in response to a question about the future, the whole thing has a creepy feel of him just getting out these little cries for help every time he gets a chance to blurt out something not pre-approved by management.

kinda inspiring to think of the dude goin "wait...I'm not really going to need any more money...there's really no reason for me to keep doing this"

bieber could def blow through $200 mill or whatever if he just quit the game

how much do those drop crotch pants cost?

also have you see this kid with a mustache wtf guy http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/09/biebers-wispy-new-mustache-from-all-angles.html

that's a mustache?

Part of me wants to see Justin Bieber disappear for a few months and then reemerge with a glorious, full blown beard.
All the pieces are in alignment...

it will be interesting to see if this "retirement" lasts any longer than jay-z's publicity stunt hiatus

I'm hoping for either coming out or gender transition

but I'm bracing for some Chris Gaines shizz

I was intrigued by the retirement comment. I feel like I missed his career.

he needs to do an album with crazy horse

I think Biebs should go to college high school

this thread crashes my iphone

Dammit I was really looking forward to his Britney/shaved head/off the leash phase. Because we were clearly getting close to that. I guess he has better advisors/wranglers.

even if he actually stopped releasing music anytime soon (which has a maybe 10% of actually happening), he's definitely not going to stop being hounded by the press or stop getting caught doing dumb 19 year old stuff.

don't stop beliebing

Does anyone know who produced "One Life", one of the bonus tracks off Journals? Wikipedia says it was co-written by Drake (so lyrically, it's very Drake Kidz) and it sounds very Drake-like in sound as well so I suspect it's either 40 or Boi-1da.

felony egg throwing?

wuts up w the bieby 2day

he fucked his neighbor's house up via eggs

scared his daughter

the boy's no good

A member of Justin Bieber's entourage has been arrested after police say they found drugs, suspected to be cocaine, "in plain view" during a search of the singer's LA home.

About a dozen officers were searching the property in Calabasas at around 8am on Tuesday morning.

It follows claims the 19-year-old pelted his neighbour's house with eggs, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage and almost injuring a 13 year old girl.

The LA County Sheriff's Office say they were looking for surveillance video tapes when they spotted the drugs "in plain view".

Speaking to Newsbeat, Steve Whitmore from LA County Sheriff's Office said "There were about eight people at the residence, they were detained.

"Justin Bieber was there as well. He was also detained, not arrested.

"The alleged narcotics were in such a location that they were directly related to one person and not related to the house at large."

He said "it is possible" that the drug was cocaine but tests would be carried out.

Mr Whitmore said Justin Bieber had still not yet been cleared over the vandalism allegations.

Bet he's getting paid plenty to take the (w)rap...

maybe it's chalk for his dart throwing hand

Who eggs his neighbor? Isn't that like shitting in the pool?

he almost injured somebody!

Maybe they were ... egging him on?

andy gibb was never this bad.

waiting for Bieber to eggsplain himself

he could have put somebody's eye out with that stunt. that was bad of him to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

does biebz have an egg carrier

Arrested in my town and charged with drag racing.

But hey, his album is good. Too bad it flopped.

after his last album i'd have been pretty interested in hearing it but without a proper-sized hit to trigger me into that i find myself oddly unwilling to seek it out myself