I can't hear the charm. The hook is weak and the synth touches are garish.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link
"Flinstone Boy (b-side of "Ego")
http://youtu.be/ttu9Psimn0E
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 December 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
http://bernardmitchell.co.uk/images/stories/blog_images/elton_john_ron_rollitt.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 December 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
answer to question: "Why didn't Elton John write his own lyrics?"
― col, Sunday, 22 December 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
"reverie" would make a good film cue for a certain moment in a quirky drama.
"song for guy" sounds like the isolated instrumental track for a meh vocal song.
"flinstone boy" sounds like he was spending more time with heroin than with cocaine.
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
"madness" restores my faith that it was in fact cocaine not heroin. there were times (both before this and after this) when elton could actually have sung that chorus.
(and, yeah, it's very "grey seal.")
― i play too fast (which is the sign of an amateur) (fact checking cuz), Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
"I Cry at Night" (B-side of "Part Time Love")
http://vimeo.com/14295324
http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-4358747-1362755111-1674.jpeg
― col, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link
I don't know what he's attempting. The harmonies and voice affects are like CSN meets Freddie Mercury.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
"Lovesick"
http://youtu.be/IRaOZAPD_g0
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
Note: Bob Dylan did not cover this in 1997.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
Melodically it's a cousin to "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" and its brisk pace and let's-get-down-to-business air work. Maybe the bongos help?
otoh the lyrics are garbage and the singing has no character.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
The sort of track that aspires to be aerobics workout music but doesn't quite make the cut. Still, even at his most indifferent, EJ can still toss out a few hooks like pennies into a tip jar.
alfred, we doing the Thom Bell singles from '79 before Victim of Love?
― col, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
The song to which we owe the thread title?
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link
that's the one!
― col, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
OK I can't find final ASM b-side "Strangers" anywhere, so let's go straight to:
"Mama Can't Buy You Love
http://youtu.be/fw1ulSbMBiw
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/Elton+John+-+Mama+Can%27t+Buy+You+Love+-+12%22+RECORD%2FMAXI+SINGLE-69416.jpg
such a shame that the re-issued/remixed version of Are You Ready For Love was used as a freakin advert for Sky TV.
― piscesx, Thursday, 26 December 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link
"Are You Ready For Love
http://youtu.be/4QSA7pSvh-o
I wish Dionne Warwick had sung this.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
catching up:
"Mama Can't Buy You Love": Didn't recall this one for a sec, then the chorus kicked in and bam: suddenly back in '79. Though it's not really "contemporary" sounding: it feels like an '73-'74 oldie that resurfaced at the peak of disco. Makes sense the track was cut a few years earlier, w/ EJ going for an early '70s Philly Soul sound.
"Ready for Love": agree Warwick (or the Three Degrees) could've done wonders with this. Again, bit of a throwback sound.
― col, Thursday, 26 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link
"Three Way Love Affair" B-side of "Are You Ready for Love"?
http://youtu.be/9K9D8S3LhB0
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/djtaddia/45%20Lot%20Vol%20XXX/poasdfghj235.jpg
― col, Friday, 27 December 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
the sound of Philly Soul in its dotage. Chorus is okay, but repeated 434 times as here it becomes hateful
― col, Friday, 27 December 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
It's a mystery why EJ flopped with this material. Did he chose terrible songs?
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 December 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
think it was more timing: this stuff seems really old hat in the year of "Good Times" and "Rapper's Delight." If it had come out in 1975, maybe it's a bigger hit
― col, Friday, 27 December 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
"Johnny B. Goode"
http://youtu.be/0O2S5G0spr0
http://flaxmanrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/elton-john-victim-of-love.jpg
― col, Saturday, 28 December 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
this is just ghastly
― col, Saturday, 28 December 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
holy christ. This is "Victim of Love"-level terrible.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 December 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
who starts off their disco album with a cover of "johnny b goode" FFS? acc. to wiki there's an 8 minute version on the album, which i blessedly didn't find on youtube
― col, Saturday, 28 December 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
"Warm Love in a Cold World"
http://youtu.be/fXM-42um9No
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fYYp4hJi6dM/TwUb16gHtvI/AAAAAAAAZcE/kFfQ3-VDU18/s640/rock-superstar-sir-elton-john-in-concert-palladium-theatre-greenwich-village-ny-october-1979+%25281%2529.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 December 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
The slap bass and cowbell and backing vocals suggest energy.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 December 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)
Eagles "Victim of Love," of course
well, "Born Bad" isn't found anywhere. Listened to it on Spotify: it's decent. Generic disco beat, popped bass, a hoarse-sounding Elton singing a vocal he probably cut after a heavy lunch, a "bad to the bone" lyric that its performer can't really sell.
― col, Monday, 30 December 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
oh, and guitar solo that sounds like it was lifted off an Aldo Nova record
― col, Monday, 30 December 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link
21 at 33, I can see you from the opposite shore.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
Nah you gotta week at least til we get there. Don't forget the two France Gall duets.
― Jeff W, Monday, 30 December 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
"Born Bad" is on grooveshark: http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Born+Bad/3Qj5p1?src=5
I'm so behind on these.
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 December 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
aren't you lucky
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 December 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
"Thunder in the Night"
http://youtu.be/C_3gMWOqszI
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
I'll say this: if Hercules & Love Affair created the first minute in 2008 no one would blink.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.yarden-uriel.com/elton66.jpg
Oh, why did he have to start singing? was pretty great until then. "My woman says she ain't my woman!" The choruses on this record really are subpar: this like the sort of disco you'd hear in a nightclub scene in "Falcon Crest."
― col, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
Those clavinets work.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
i'm way behind on this thread, but checking in to say this starts out sounding exactly how i would expect, and want, disco era elton to sound. but yeah that chorus is completely underwhelming. would it be asking too much to want early-'70s elton to flash forward for a minute and finish late-'70s elton's song?
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
as it turns out, Elton didn't write (or play) a note on this record. Blame due to the stellar composing team of Pete Bellotte, Stefan Wisnet, Gunther Moll and a few others
― col, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
described in a bio as "German disco songsmiths." Other details: EJ flew to Munich and cut all his vocals for Victim in a single day, in about eight hours.
― col, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
"Spotlight"
http://youtu.be/JTfGrExMw94
http://binaryapi.ap.org/7e3897b3eb2742d0a785f6c5415d0328/512x.jpg
― col, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Same formula as "thunder in the night": the first minute sounds like something that would get a Best New Music on P'fork, then Elton stumbles in.
― col, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link
cavecairo701 year ago Caribou is a masterpiece compared to this album!!
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
i'd bet EJ hasn't listened to this record since it was made, if he even listened to it then
― col, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link
didn't he go to Russia around this time? i recall that being a big deal. there was a TV special.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
"Street Boogie"
http://youtu.be/xHZdk0jtpd0
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xHZdk0jtpd0/hqdefault.jpg
― col, Thursday, 2 January 2014 12:40 (ten years ago) link