― Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Manny Guevara, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
What up, peeps. Hillis here, with SHIT to do cuz he's on Spring Break but still stuck at Vandy. Damn! What y'all know about our girls winnin the SEC championship? What you mean you don't know? The girls? Women's college hoops? Vanderbilt! What you mean y'all don't watch? You don't know Zuzi Klimesova? Chantelle Anderson? What? What?
Speakin of HOOPS, I laid off the trash talk for a lil bit, but I'm back with more flow, dunnees! But hey! This shit really IS friendly trash talk, aiight? AIIGHT?!
"I know you're in a battle with an up and coming Nupe/but it's time to remind everyone why H3K's #1 at hoops//Hillis 3000 was here when ya put QS in front of ya name/why'd you drop it, Qool? why the sudden change?/called my boys in DC, they said QS stood for "Quiet Slop"/they say you keep your lips zipped cause your jumper never drops//well, Q, come study my J, bring a pen and a tablet/is the 997 in your email for your turnover per game average?//the moves I make have the crowd goin wild/I can't be stopped by a Juwan, Kenyon, or Oakley flagrant foul//so stop the trash talkin, QS, just "Qool" out/DC boys said on the court, they call you "Fool Pout"//I'm done with you, Qool, who's the next to get beat?/3:16 wantsome? please! he already said he can't compete//tell everyone what really happened to your knee/it fell victim to a crossover performed by me//I've ended careers, ankles have been broken/"Ouch! I'm done and finished!" are words my victims have spoken//and 3:16 has now been added to the long list/if he hadn't tried to guard me, his knee wouldn't have went rip//speaking of ripped, Qoolout, on defense I hound you/take 3:16, WHAT?! to the paint and I pound you//80 degreez when I tell you chumps "please/raise up of my N-U-Ts," points? y'all gets none on me//At ease, my skills like a 25 yr. old Mike Jordan/watchin you 2 niggas hoop is pure concentrated boredom//any of the rest of you cats hoop? y'all can get it, too/mainly Big J and J-Dolo, or any of the rest of you dupes..."
It's all love, I'm just keepin the lyrical juices flowin. Somethin for everybody I say. I expect AND look forward to 3:16 and Qoolout's responses. And Big J, I know you don't flow, but I'm listenin for you, too. J-Dolo? What's up?
Let me get this straight... This bitch Tweet is playin with herself? Damn, I'm tryin to get an unedited copy of that video. Did y'all know she was masterbatin? I thought she was at first, but Fabolous through me off.
Qool, Big J, I caught the Family Guy on FOX Thursday nights. Check it out, whodies.
I'm bout to "leaf(leave)" like Ryan. Peace!
Hold up, hold up, that ain't it. Here it is...
I'm out like "of style." Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
To the rest, look out for east double 9 in a mailbox near you. You'll understand later.
I'm out like Jordan for at least 9 more games. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Muthaflippin Mike, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Qool, you know muthafuckers keep stealing words and sentances from your repotoire, well, just to prove that it happens to the rest of us, who do you think was the first person to use the term "vets/veterans" up on here? huh... well... 3:16, thats who! WHAT?!? I said 3:16, THATS WHO!!!!! HAHA!
So on that note, I'ma leave you to chill with your bitches, I got Alicia Keys coming round with some strawberries and cream later. Shout outs to all the VETS! Hillis, Qoolout, Stone Cold J-dolo, Manny, Steph, Best, Hollywood J, etc. WHERE YOU AT LOX, I'M WRITING IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU DAWG!!!!!!
I'm out like my knee!
Peace
― 3:16, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"If I'm not better than BIG, I'm the closest one"--Jay-z
"I'm from where niggas pull your car,and argue all day about/Who's the best MC's, Big, Jay-z and Nas"--Jay-z
"Not positive,who's the best? Pac,Nas and Big."---Nas
"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat criminal that blast the heat/"---Prodigy
"Who's tale you tellin?/Are you frail or felon?/Were you makin sales or watchin niggas sellin?/---Cormega
"Somehow the rap game reminds me of a crack game"--Nas
"Who shot ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"--Prodigy
"I take this war shit deeply/ I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat/"--2Pac
And finally, a quote from from the Greatest of All Time.......
"Biggie smalls is the illiest/Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin about, Willis?/---B.I.G.
Peace,vets!
I'm out like a runaway slave (Hillis I know it was basic but it was the only thing I could think of lol)
Hey, the speech and the things that were reported look like they are from his talk at University of Northern Colorado. What happened was some clown asked if Tupac was really chilling on an island somewhere. Ice-T said "Tupac’s dead". He was killed by Southside Compton Crips. When he talked about Tupac and Biggie, and Tupac getting robbed he did say that Tupac shot himself in the nuts, but that was it. He didn’t say that he didn’t know how to use a fucking gun. He said Tupac had a glock and they don’t really have safeties and that it’s not a good idea to have one in your pants.
kinda humbles the almighty pac and makes us gun novices look like thugs.what up vets.aint been postin much,it seems niggas l respect is locked in battles with other niggas l respect.cant take sides.it seems that "wanna be eddie kane" ass nigga has a bit of flow after all.l aint givin you props bob,but you aint as hopeless as l thought.heads,why has best of both worlds leaked so much.l got tracks from that album too,but its not really what l expected.at this rate lamna start siding with nas.
l know this shit is already copy written,but here we go,
lam out like the truth about kasper ,boob and squirrel po-po.
― wizzard, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Qoolout, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Manny Guevara, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"You come in here postin like yo shit is urgent/how can you be our Dad, you lyrical virgin?//left for a month, but realized without us you're lost/tryin to hide your shame, so you post like a boss//well I love my hispanic brethreb, save one punk ass latino/bout to go through his ass like my name was El Nino//call yourself The Great One, you must wanna be The Rock/and that's not all, ANNY, as a ho, you wanna suck my cock//don't disappear for a month and try to come back hard/thinkin you've been gone long enough for us to let down a guard//try that ignorant like before, and you'll get your ego reduced/and you'll run away again when you feel the pain my lyrics induce//I still remember your goodbye - "Guys, I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"/so tryin to get tough now is not effective/fuck around and get ya ass lyrically arrested//3:16, I got your back: England will kill Argentina!/Bryant Gumbel, signin off, on this pequena latina..."
Hasta La Victoria Nunca!
I'm out like Dennis Green from the Vikes. Peace!
J-Dolo took all my quotes so im out.
― Big J, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Hillis, that was a tight flow, keep blastin' on this fool, you got me rolling. When you finish make sure you pass Anny on to the next person.
"Guys I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"--Anny
― Qoolout, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― bob, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Actually, Bob, I make fun of you because of the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wack ass rhyme you did. Big J, don't retire! What do you think of my man Jordan now? See how the Wiz can't really compete without him? See, they're back to the losers of last year without Mike. Qool, I'm glad you enjoyed the spits. I wish them Nupes would stop beatin on The Best so y'all can get back to battlin. Speakin of pledgin... Hey, Best, I went to go kick it with my boys that are online for Omega tonight to play video games (and you know they can't watch TV, have company, play games, etc.) and I was over there and they got a call from they big brother. My nig was like "Greetings Father somehin or other!" They made him go get them some Waffle House. I was rolling! Oh yeah, Qool and Big J, have y'all been catchin Family Guy? Hey wiz, I hope you know I be feelin that shit about Nas. That nigga is like the WNBA: full of talent, but still boring as hell. But what's up with all the Pac rumors you spread? Can't you just let the late great veteran live? LOL. But for real, just so I can say I had nothing to do with us ignoring the Jay- Z/Nas part of this thread: Jay-Z is still better than Nas! All right. That's it.
"Santa describes you best - Ho! Ho! Ho!" - H3K
I'm out like me from that thread where I was reppin Nelly. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Aiyo, check it:
vengeance stray from pen to paper, must I battle for spite?/ my words supplied ya verse with "life", it had no verbal insight/ throwin' petite jabs my way, missin' packin' no fight/ The HOLY GHOST could write ya flow and it still wouldn't be tight/ you a Christian, pray for lyrics, take dialogue from the Bible/ cause everything that you have wrote it seems ya pen has recycled/ receivin' reps from "new comers" artificial disciple/ you and Rob an alliance, non-neglect nor denial/ QOOTIE spread ya legs so he can digest ya vaginal/ murdered him, now you, two accounts suicidal/ I know it's been a minute with this third verse that I owe you/ come correct if not with metaphors, then with punchlines I'll destroy you/ and how can I lace facutal data without even knowin' you/ see ya verse makes no sense(CENTS) like a broken telephone toll booth/ you spittin' double negative bars, lyrically they don't attach/ you, pen, paper, and a microphone never ever will match/ you placed the "WIN" in front of my eyes, and believe that it's snatched/ I know I'm the victor of this cause my REAL spits haven't hatched/ Volume 5?, I know I "bit" that ass, unhealthy snack/ dun's JOHN "Q"'in' me, verse is the script for his ACT/ YOU HAVE LOST THIS BATTLE, COMEBACK'S GONNA BE WACK!!...trust me people
Oh yeah, has anyone seen the video for Nas's "One Mic"? I heard from my fam that it could be labeled as the GVOAT(Greatest Video Of All Time). Give a pre-KAPPA some feedback. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~
"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best
"No forms of weakness, I flow for vengeance"-AZ
― The Best, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
That's my last flow for awhile. A brother man got school work to do. On another note, am I the only one who didn't know Puff was in Halle Berry's new movie? He did okay but his part wasn't too big. But the movie was tight. Mos Def was in it too. I never really gave him a chance as a rapper (at least not with an open mind, I admit) but cuz can act. He was in Carmen too; y'all know I saw that, lol. Hillis, yeah I watch family Guy all the time. Who do you say is the funniest one? I say Stewie. Is Spring Break over? This is my first year living off of campus so I don't gotta go thru that bordom. LOL, but I've been there so I feel ya, I feel ya. I was gonna ask everybody to post their fav line from a rap, but I don't even know what mine would be. THere are too many tight ones. So everybody just post a hot line or two. Dolo gave me the idea when he posted about 7 of them. My 1st one for y'all is form Jae Hood. Watch out for him. "Bullets is like boats, how they sink in your chest/ It's all in your mind, you just think you the best." And I know we kinda already been doin this, so don't tell me, lol. Holla. P.S. Shout out to my boy Big J, you don't really wanna retire. But if you do, it was fun cuz.
― Qoolout, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Back with some more flow, dunnees!
"Wack Rob, how come you post like once every three weeks?/with all that time to think, your shit still be weak//most rappers perform high, maybe you need to be geeked/whatever your story, all your posts need to be tweaked//but moving on from your sorry ass, to an old and familiar foe/Oops, my bad y'all, I meant an old and familiar ho//why you dissin Bryant G? you should concentrate on Rob/that nigga tryin to get Qool's dick and in the process steal ya job//then again, I see why you attack me, I make people famous/take Bob for example, with his spits that's purely anus//he came in here ignored, with his garbage ass rhymes/relatively unnoticed, no one gave that fool any time//but H3K had pity, and gave his ass a shout/now this fool can't come in here without yappin his mouth//tell the truth, none of y'all thought I'd make Bob a star/but I inspired his HA mix, now vets give Bob half a bar//and getting folks to give Bob a half a bar is a miracle among men/H-3-K-hovah is here and heaven sent//and Rob, I know your reply "I got better things to do!"/like what? get blasted by Best or write out love letters to Q?//yeah, Qool hollered back, be glad that man's polite/but I'm rude, I'll show everyone your homosexual tendencies out of spite//y'all know I'm right, this thread full of three Eddie Kanes/Manny, Rob, and Bob, three different hoes, but still all the same//I'll run you off like Andy Ricketts, R-Son, and kaz-purr/H-3-K, the man, the god, and the lyrical master..."
I! Am! Number One! Oops, so Rob can understand... Eye! Am! Number Won!
Qool, you know I feel you on Stewie. He's definitely the funniest one. But I think the dog is hilarious, too. And them news anchors got problems. Hey Best, have them Nupes made y'all pass eggs yet? Stay off the grass and stay up my nigga. Before I go, I'm gonna leave a few of my favorite rap quotes:
"Oops! There go my kids all over ya face!" - F-A-G-O-L-O-U-S
"It's just me here officer, and I'm not dressed, and that guy sounds kinda dangerous, I hope you make an arrest!" - DMX
"we ain't sing, we bringin drama, fuck you and yo muthafuckin mama!" - 2Pac
"Call the coroner! It's gonna be a lot slow singin and flower bringin, if my burgular alarm starts ringin!" - BIG
"There goes the cheese, eggs, milk, and Post toasties!" - Eminem
"My, my, my music hits me so hard..." - MC Hammer
"Quick to th point, to the point no fakin! Cookin MCs like a pound of bacon!" - Vanilla Ice
"I got permission to put yo mama in a headlock!" - Ludacris
"My baby ain't never hurt nobody!" - Eazy E
"This bitch said 3 words, stop, no, and don't, I said BEEEEYATCH!" - Eazy E
"Never follow orders dick face, get ya shit straight, fucker this is Big J" - Jay-Z
"But for now like close your eyes and FEEL THIS DICK!" - Jay-Z
"If Faith had twins, she'd probably have 2Pac's..." - BIG
Get it? Two Pacs?
I'm sure I'll think of some more. I'm bout to leave this peice! 3:16, holla at ya boy! What up with them finals?
I'm out like Bobby Knight from Indiana. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Ayo I hope you aint tongue kissing yo spouse/Cuz I be fuckin her in the mouth/Type of nigga that'll buck at yo house"--Jadakiss
"All my niggas know, more money,more cases/Front if you want, that's my gun in yo faces"--Styles
Yo, for the first time I saw the Styles and Kevin Garnett commercial (And 1) , and that shit was HOT!!! So yall tell me, who had the better commercial (song), AI wit Jada (Reebok) or KG wit Styles (And 1)? T-Mac has did it again (did anyone see him dunk on Keon Clark)? Batman and Robin (Shaq and KB) is still doin it. Stockton got his 15000 assists (That means alot of unselfish plays fellas!), and is pushin 40 in 2 weeks.
"Ayo, Mase and the Lox/We takin knots from the out of state spots/Any niggas make it hot, get found in vacant lots"--Mase
"Callin me Arnold, but you've Been-a-Dick (Benedict)/Eazy-E saw yo ass and went in it quick"--Ice Cube(of the 90's)
"I got you stuck off the realness/We be the infamous/You've heard of us/Official Queensbridge murderers/"--Prodigy
Peace!
"A blee a blee blee blee a...that's all folks"--Porky Pig
― J-Dolo, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Qool, yup, I invented vets like there was no Vietnam, and Mr C.Hawkes is a pop singin', big ass mole havin' one-hit wonder muthafucker. He got to number 1 over here, and something like 12 where you are. That was about 10 years ago. I dont expect you to remember that.
Hillis, DAWG! you know even though my presence for MY Wildcats aint happening tonight dont mean I aint gonna retaliate to your "court verses". They coming tomorrow.
I'm out like... Nah
― 3:16, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Yo it wouldn't be wise to play this guy/But let's say you tried, it'd be the day you die/Frontin like you bid, but I run wit them kids/That'll poke one in ya ribs, leave ya under the bridge/I'll rip you/my metaphor content will split you/into little,powderlike crystals so i can sniff you/I fuck dimes while you fuckin them ugly bitches/Probably be in the house fuckin fuckin playboy pictures/While this nigga is babblin my lyrics are travelin/Like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen/
Holla!
― Bob, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm out like Hillis after I murdered his ryhmin career
"I will not lose"- Jay-z
Im out like " get the fuck...."
― kazper, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
All right, BOOB, I got niggas to give you half a bar, and know I'm gonna do the same. Go ahead, BOOB, "murder" me all you want. Kazper, you been gone so long, I forgot we had beef! And now you sun my outro. If this was court, I'd sue! Anyway, I ain't motivated to write about you, and you ain't motivated to write about me, so phuck it. Anyway, I'm just here to say "Yo yo!" to my favorite niggas who I don't even know. Before I proceed, I just want to say that I was checkin back at the old thread and I noticed that Best quoted somethin, and was like "It's only so long fake thugs can pretend" and he had it as a quote by "Camel." So that threw me off. Then I recognozed it as a Jay-Z quote from Takeover. And then I remember Nas callin Jay-Z a camel, and I was rollin for ten minutes. Funny shit. Those were the days!
Back with some more rap quotes for you, dunnees!
"So you can be more familiar with the nigga facin..." - 2Pac
"Don't be mad, UPS is hirin..." - BIG
"I'm Pimp C bitch I'm from the Sooooooouth! I like a bitch to pop my dick up in her mooooooouth!" - Pimp C
"I'm Pimp C, bitch I'm whatcha neeeeeeeeed! I got the cocaine and the California weeeeeeeeed!" - Pimp C
"What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?" - Ludacris
"She said she never done it. She said she never tried. She sittin there tellin a muthafuckin lie!" - Ludacris
"While them hoes backin that thang up on my weenie!" - Twista
"I'ma pimp her, it's over man (it's over man)" - Jay-Z
"What you think (girls!) you gettin girls (girls!) now because (girls!) of yo looks (girls!)? NEGRO PLEASE!" - Nas
"I catch and be runnin like Randy Moss!" - Killer Mike
"Get back, Satan, don't bother me!" - Mystikal
"Let's say one every two: two of them shits was doo. One was (yany), the other was Illmatic, that's a one hot album every ten year average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAME!" - Jay-Z aka Camel
"All right stop whatcha doin, cuz I'm about to ruin..." - Digital Underground
"Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin" - Dr. Dre
"He is I and I am him, slim with tilted brim, what's my muthafuckin name?" - Snoop Dogg
"So I dillyed (dallyed) I ran through a (alley) I bumped in to this smoker named (Sally) from the (valley)..." - Snoop Dogg
"So now I'm like Bitch you better talk to him, for the fifth put a spark to him, fuck around shit get dark to him, put a part through him, lose a major part to him...Arm, leg" - BIG
"I represent, it's 199 skrilla, and Master P, yeah they label me a drug dealer..." - Master P to the E-N-I-S
"You niggaz think I'm pussy, I dare you to stick ya dick in this..." - BIG
"This is my parlor, I'm Mel and you're Alice!" - Lil Cease
"It's the N-O-T-O-R-I-O! U-S, you just lay down slow!" - BIG
"My adversaries cry like hoes, fully eradicate my foes, my lyrics explode on contact, gangin you hoes" - 2Pac
"Located world wide like the art of graffiti" - 2Pac
I'm out like Big J said he might be. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Manny'The Great One'Guevara, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Muthaflippin Mike, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Steph, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"But now I get wild similar to Ol' Dirty On third time fellon just hit what over 30"-Inspectah Deck
"Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind"-Nas
"Damn! Niggaz wanna stick my for my cream And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem"-B.I.G
"Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious"-B.I.G
damn bell rang im out
― Big J, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! NO TIME FOR LOSERS COS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! HAHA!
Damn last nights game was tight. If I was playing it wouln't have been, but it was. Behind until the fourth quarter when my man train got fouled going for an easy lay-up, and one, missed it, got his own rebound, went up again, scored it, got fouled, made the free-throw. SHIT thats a 5 point play! we won by 3! ahhhhh....
Less about me, more about Hillis. I like this one... "I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE" haha!
You wanna ball till you fall I can help you with that/your squad triple teams me now that your ankles are snapped/I sink the jump shot, its all in the wrist/if you played with Kidd, Thomas and Stockton you still couldn't get an assist/I thought you knew where the SKILLis, but you labelled it your own/i'm not the king yet but you'd get blocked by my throne/b-ball cosa-nostra, you can call me Al Capone/that wasn't just a brick you threw a whole fuckin stone/so many bricks you could rebuild the trade centre/steal the rock from you like the doc stole the placenta/so follow 3:16 on another adventure/put this over a classic beat/and you can admit defeat/you th tallest on your team, but you the oldest as well/the youngest is seven, the oldest is twelve/MVP to the dawg who holds up the whole scene/hoops champ on the thread, the legendary 3:16
ahhh...
"I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE"
― 3:16, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Bob, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
B.O.B now stands for "Bend Over Backwards"
B.O.B, you officially suck Bests dick, I dont know how Best feels about that, but he'd probably kick your ass.
ok Bend Over Backwards, although you are below me (actually you wherever the fuck I put you), you gonna get... Well you know how Canibus career was after the LL beef...
To all the vets who want to see somebody whoop Bend Over Backwards ass, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!?!
"Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered, "what you talkin about Willis?"
The original vet squad as 3:16 puts it is :Hillis 3000 aka H3K, LOX (MY CAPS LOCK NIGGA),3:16 (What??!), Steph (She might not like what you said either),Qoolout, Big J, Second Sage (The phat-ass rap name),H-Wood (Hollywood Jamison, one of the reasons the site is as hot as it is), and ofcourse, me, J-Dolo (originally J-Solo da Loner but after awhile niggas started callin' me K-Solo by mistake, which to me is an insult, so I switched to "Dolo" but kept the J cuz it's my first initial.).Anyways, im not the best Flow-for-Flow (a new title, like in boxing, pound for pound) on the internet but if you sayin the squad could get gunned up and wrecked quick, you callin me out too, just to let you know. I'll respond.
"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/--2Pac
"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat nigga that'll pass the heat/To somebody that'll blast the heat/Man, I know it sounds bad/Especially when you it on pad.--Prodigy
I'm out like Bob after the Vet Squad get a hold of him.
― J-Dolo, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Movin with speed, tried to play Superman ended up like Chris Reeves Paraplegic, precise minds like the Pharaoh's of Egypt Shot through a barrel *niggaz* narrowly weaved it Keepin my Team top seeded with the Sweet 16's bulgin out of my jeans, on the ten-speed weeded Holdin, shots with you like a secret It's like a story never told, but believe it..."
It was desent to me. But to Steph's topic I am not a Neptune fanaic nor do I really like their beats. (Don't know why?) But I keep hearing that name tossed around a lot. Maybe they will be okay I don't know. I guess Manny "The Great One" is filling right at home again, and it is good to have you back. Qoolout you maybe laying off the lyrics for a while but you are still in the heat of the battle. Speaking of the battle stuff, Bob you have a lot on your plate because you are now taking on 3:16, Qool, H3K, and Best. You are going to have to spit overtime to overcome just one of those guys. No disrespect, but when you go to war you gotta have the weapons. So if you starting this war make sure you have some weapons to back you up. That was a good tribute J-Dolo, but I can't take credit for that. I am just here to speak my mind that is all. I am just a piece of the big puzzle, that makes this board hot. I am more of a supporting cast person. I just play my role, and I go home. Hillis, Best I am looking forward to seeing you next response. Big J, why in the hell are considering leaving for! Why? Your presence is greatly appreciated here, why would you leave? Anyway yall take care. It will probably be a while before my next post because my damn computer shutdown. So I have to use the computer at school. I will you guys later.
― Hollywood Jaimison, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Are you an internet thug or a studio gangsta?/any respect you ever had is gettin fainter and fainter//stop postin them wack rhymes HA!/and since this bar is for Bob, I'll rhyme rhyme with rhyme HA!"
LOL! Moving right along to Anny's half bar...
"You's a ho! You's a ho! Qoolout made you a ho!"
LMAO! "Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny before she felt that first time
The Best, I see why don't come in here as much. You got a BOOB grabbin at ya dick, talkin all this shit about how the bests gotta clash. And then we got Manny ho-in around tryin to toss your salad. These Eddie Kane Jr. ass niggas just get on you nerves. I understand. 3:16, I'm glad your squad won and all, but I'm even more glad I got see "I WILLis Not Lose!" That's classic, boss man! I'm gonna get back at you, pimpin! Grat Britain, straight spittin WHAT?! Hey, speaking of hoops, who is gonna win it all in the NCAA Tournament (mens, of course)? I have to give it a thought, but I think these might be the weakest #1 seeds in a while. I'm watching ESPN right now, and J-Dolo, 3:16, H*WOOD, I know y'all some boxing heads... who's gonna win between BUTTERBEAN and LARRY HOLMES???!!!
"Niggaz lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick" - 2Pac
All right, I'm bout to dip, pimpins. It's always good to hear from you, Steph. Watch out for, BOOB, though. He's coming to Canada and lookin for you, ma! LOL!
I'm out like the #16 seeds in the NCAA tournament will soon be. Peace!
Merci beaucoup! H-3-K est un dieu MC...
Sorry, I got to help Manny out. Another wack ass nigga needs Jesus... Look, "La Nina," your brand of beef is played. Played like mullets. Played like Young MC. Played like British Knights. Played like shorts above niggas knees. Now, beef is accompanied by lyrics. So callin me and Q "pigs" is wack. We did that LAST summer. I know when you left, interent rappin was in the beginnings, so you ain't used to it. But now it's a full fledged grown up event. If you ain't comin with lyrics, then you don't really need to bother. Just coming in, making your corny ass "The Worst" jokes, callin me Bryant G. yadda, yadda, yadda, is just lame. Seriously. Get with the program, oldhead. I got a couple of quotes just for you, ok "cockroach?"
"All you old rappers tryin to advance, it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC
"like Patrick Ewing's contribution to b-ball...overrated" - H3K "Le Dieu"
"I said that you's a ho!" - Ludacris
Manny, take a page from the book of Barry Sanders... RETIRE!
I'm out like Manny SHOULD be from his thread if he wants to maintain his dignity (what's left of it). Peace!
― Manny'The Great One" Guevara, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― bob, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
On the real though, enough is enough. We need to have an UNBAISED tournament to see who is the "BEST" battle lyricist on this thread. I mean it's mad niggaz on here that claim they are the "BEST". We need to have the whole nine dun....brackets, UNBAISED voting, etc.... Everyone that spits on this thread needs to enter, and we need someone to host it.....and who's more equipped for the task than Hollywood J. So BOBby Brown, put it like this we'll battle if were put up against eachother...aiight prick. ENUFF SAID!!
I see niggaz is puttin' up their fav quotes. Now see if I was on the Qoolout "tip" I would say niggaz are "bitin' my style" cause they lacin' quotes....LOL, nah just fuckin' with you Q. Well niggaz already know where over 50% of my quotes are goin' to come from.....
FAV. OF ALL TIME: "lifes a bitch, but GOD forbid the bitch divorce me"-Nas
NOW FOR ALL THE REST:
"Fuck bein' the GOAT, I'm MVP"-Big L
"If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL
"Everybody kissin ass to go to heaven ain't goin"-Pac
"I aint a killa but don't push me/revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-Pac...for real for real
"Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets"-B.I.G.
"Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence"-B.I.G.
"Ya arms TOO SHORT to box wit' GOD, I don't kill soloists on kill squads"-Nas
"Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary"-Nas
"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas
"Niggas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer Guess it's just the fury of man"-Nas
"You couldn't mute me if ya alias was strep throat"-The Best
"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best....
......niggaz know I had to throw mine in there. Aiyo peeps, don't forget to enter the tournament. One Myself..."Nooooo, he's leavin!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!
― The Best, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Big J, give us some more quotes. See if they can go toe to toe with the ones I give. FYI, when BIG rapped with BoneT&H, that was his best flow ever; if he would have lived for five more years, he still wouldn't have been able to touch that. I know peeps don't like Side- show Bob. But this clown is funny. I gave him half a bar and I stand by that choice, but like my boy said before: If you were trying to get a laugh, you got it; if you think it was a tight flow, you're wrong. That's not really what Hillis said, but that's the gist of it. LOL@ Side-show Bob for saying somthing like "I did community service and I'll make your communities nervous." Tell me this clown ain't funny. And what about Muthaflippin Mike? He's str8 with me; he got me rolling too. Every now and then he'll post with the sole purpose of telling Side-s[ho]w to hang it up. Shout out to Big Mike! H-Wood, I felt you on that last post. We all are just a part of the puzzle. Steph, if that was you, "What up?" J Dolo, so that's how ya got the name?
On another note, the future lawyer liked that line about the court, huh? You ain't like it as much as I like Anny's goodbye (read on, you'll see it). Hillis, I forgot all about Dolo's diss towards "who? who is it"? I read some of the old board the other day and I was rolling. Most of the stuff that had me lol'in is squashed now, so I'ma leave it alone. One more thing about Anny. Is it really the real Anny? Cuz don't even post that weak "to the victory" outro anymore and she has less typos? And how she gonna jock Best and call him the worst in the same post. Hillis, is she stuck on stupid? Speaking of Best, (not Bess anymore) you get props on the battle. I think our 1st two verses were the tightest, and the last 1 from both of us didn't really compare, but that's just my opinion. That's one reason why I'ma chill for a sec. We might have to go at it again one day. H3K, I still owe you, I ain't forget, but I'ma let Volumes 1-6 chill out there for now. And I kept the Nas and Jay topic alive even within my beef because (I think) I bit a "Takeover" line or an "Ether" line in V. 4-6. Ex. Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool- under, (meaning in me or under me) LOL. Best we ain't bite you with the quotes because I've been doing this before you ever even posted. LOL, joking. Lastly, Side-show, get ran off the thread quick/ Anny- ann, GOT RAN off the thread quick/ Your stuff makes me laugh, but how much bull can this clown spit?
"You here that flow?/ It drove the underground wacko, ever since 12, I been spittin' like tobacco." Jadakiss
"When I came out, I said it was just about Biggie, but everybody had to open their mouth with an opinion, so this is how we gonna do this..." 2Pac
"Like you want something from Meth, I hope it ain't love boo, cause (Qool) ain't gone none left for you." Method Man ( I be kicking this line to them youngins too, lol)
Hillis since I'm a Christian, lol "God is who we praise even thought the devils all up in my face" Bone Thugs & Harmony
"And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall." Krazie Bone
"Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go" Destiny's Child (I had to y'all)
"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny
― Qoolout, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Larry Holmes would beat Butterbean on points.
"Nothing else to say man/3:16 is getting hungry"
"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"
― 3:16, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"It's time for Great Britain to get a check of reality/challengin Big Hill on the court is an athlete's fatality//Steve Austin, whatever, I'll kill you with MY stone cold stunner/whether I finger roll in your face, or drop in a runner//my J is like a river, continuously wet/not to mention that it's continuously nothin but net//your knee problems go right along with your problematic handles/H3K light up the court, and wax Steveina like a candle//no 3:16, you cannot take this shit/I heard you and the bench got a long term relationship//fan the flames my jumper creates, so the court will burn slower/turn 3:16 into a walking turnover//you're a carry in the making, a travel waitin to happen/and you know H3K must have crossed someone when you hear ankles start snappin/I went to UK and made a little observation/I overheard you and one of your coach's conversations/"Coach, we're up 75, sub me in for one of the starters!"/"Hell no, Steve, go get Train a bottle of water!"/ooh, that's gotta hurt along with your knee/and your pride for ever challengin me..."
"You got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average..." - H3K
Great Britain, straight spiitin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?! I Willis not lose! Ha ha! I like Best's idea, too. You know H3K runs from no battles. But since we don't really know who all wants to spit, maybe whoever wants to enter just write a verse about why he (or she? Steph?) is the best. And then have EVERYBODY vote (if you spat, you can't vote for yourself). What do y'all think? Either way I'm down, unless I get teamed up against Bob. If I get teamed up against Bob, he'll only get half a bar. And it'll end in HA! I refuse to battle Bob, lowercase or uppercase... But I believe that nigga, "bob." He was impostered by "Bob." I mean they were totally different. They both sucked big fat floppy donkey dick, but just in a different manner. "Bob" tickles the donkey's balls and bobs (get it? bobs?) his head quickly. "bob" takes long up and down motions while using his tongue more. But make no mistake about it: both of em SUCK! And SWALLOW! Qool, I'm tellin you. Niggaz keep stealin my shit, I'm takin em to court, and I'm gonna sue! Best, I know you got bigger fish to fry (or eat, or fondle, or whatever them Nupes be havin y'all do), so I'm just messin with you. You'll be aiight. Don't be tellin Kappas at Vanderbilt I said "Yo yo!" in here, though... And Muthaflippin Mike, why don' you post a little somethin? Are you you sittin on your lyrical skills, too? Huh? The thread is watching...
Ok, Qool, 3:16 hopped back on he b-ball trash talkin tip. Where you at? Where you at? You better show me that you got some SKILLis, cause I WILLis Not Lose!
I'm out like Grant Hill seems to be every year. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"You wonder why they call you BITCH!" - PAC
Now for your old half bars...
"Guys, I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin! If I could, I would hug you!" - Anny
"You's a ho!" - Ludacris
"All you old rappers tryin to advance/it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC
"Hasta La Victoria Nunca!" - H3K
I'm out like H.L.V.S. should be from this thread. Peace!
― Manolo'Manny' Guevara, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm out like two foul balls followed by a strike. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, as I crush so called willies, thugs, and rappadons/get in that ass, kick fast like Ramadan, it's that rap phenomenon, don datta, you just gotta, call me Frances M.H. White..."
Oops! If this was court, Biggie would sue! For real though, let's get this battle on the road. Should I just start it off? I'll wait to hear word from a VET, and then we can go at it. Ya taste me, playas. But I take this war shit deeply, so I'll leave y'all with a modified Jadakiss and Camel quote to show what HILLIS 3000 will bring to the table...
"And if I'm not better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K
"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K
P.S. Hillis 3000 = Mr. Don't Stop
I'm out like uh, like, uh... goddammit! I'm havin outro block! Peace!