Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

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I wasn't going to comment on the Rob/ Hillis beef, but the time has come. 1st of all I gotta say thanx to Rob for givin me my props. 2nd, if we was going to say who had the best flow, it would vary. For example, some of us think Nas is the best while others say Jay. If you like stuff that will make you think, you might say Nas is better, if you like the bling bling rhymes, you may say Jay is better, thus there is no right or wrong answer. If you say I like a rapper who has plenty of metaphors and comparisons, you gonna want my current foe Best to spit for you. If you like some witty funny lines, then H3K is your man. If you want some factual lines that are explaining a point or topic, then ask for me. I think all of us use metaphors, wit, truth etc. but not as much as the other. We all seem to flow with a certain style or what have you, even the peeps I ain't mention like Rob and my dog 3:16 etc. So like Nas said "Ain't no best." If we all like different stuff then most likely we gonna say one person is great when another may think otherwise. Now, Hillis your about "seeing upcharge on the old board" that had me rolling, as well as your last rap. On the other hand Rob said some stuff too, that had me laughing. I'm not trying to get in it with either one of you all, but I will say I'd rather read anybodies rhymes over Boob's. Holla.

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just got ClassicNuts Vol 1, ofcousre it's dope. Qoolout, it was just a little jab no harm no foul, right? People ain't ready for M/Q II anyway...All the beefing aside for a minute let's talk about some shit here. Did Best of Both World's come out yet?? From what I been hearing on the radio, it's a tight album. R.Kelly got some problems with 14 year olds?? Jay-Z takes some shots at Nas. How do you NAs freaks feel about that?? I heard that fool Eminem is calling out some bands, anybody hear that?. Alright roaches, be good and behave. Papi will be home later....20ECUA02 20ECUA02 20ECUA02....H.L.V.S.-Manny Guevara

Manny Guevara, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I think the president put a price on my anus..." - Master P to the E- N-I-S

What up, peeps. Hillis here, with SHIT to do cuz he's on Spring Break but still stuck at Vandy. Damn! What y'all know about our girls winnin the SEC championship? What you mean you don't know? The girls? Women's college hoops? Vanderbilt! What you mean y'all don't watch? You don't know Zuzi Klimesova? Chantelle Anderson? What? What?

Speakin of HOOPS, I laid off the trash talk for a lil bit, but I'm back with more flow, dunnees! But hey! This shit really IS friendly trash talk, aiight? AIIGHT?!

"I know you're in a battle with an up and coming Nupe/but it's time to remind everyone why H3K's #1 at hoops//Hillis 3000 was here when ya put QS in front of ya name/why'd you drop it, Qool? why the sudden change?/called my boys in DC, they said QS stood for "Quiet Slop"/they say you keep your lips zipped cause your jumper never drops//well, Q, come study my J, bring a pen and a tablet/is the 997 in your email for your turnover per game average?//the moves I make have the crowd goin wild/I can't be stopped by a Juwan, Kenyon, or Oakley flagrant foul//so stop the trash talkin, QS, just "Qool" out/DC boys said on the court, they call you "Fool Pout"//I'm done with you, Qool, who's the next to get beat?/3:16 wantsome? please! he already said he can't compete//tell everyone what really happened to your knee/it fell victim to a crossover performed by me//I've ended careers, ankles have been broken/"Ouch! I'm done and finished!" are words my victims have spoken//and 3:16 has now been added to the long list/if he hadn't tried to guard me, his knee wouldn't have went rip//speaking of ripped, Qoolout, on defense I hound you/take 3:16, WHAT?! to the paint and I pound you//80 degreez when I tell you chumps "please/raise up of my N-U-Ts," points? y'all gets none on me//At ease, my skills like a 25 yr. old Mike Jordan/watchin you 2 niggas hoop is pure concentrated boredom//any of the rest of you cats hoop? y'all can get it, too/mainly Big J and J-Dolo, or any of the rest of you dupes..."

It's all love, I'm just keepin the lyrical juices flowin. Somethin for everybody I say. I expect AND look forward to 3:16 and Qoolout's responses. And Big J, I know you don't flow, but I'm listenin for you, too. J-Dolo? What's up?

Let me get this straight... This bitch Tweet is playin with herself? Damn, I'm tryin to get an unedited copy of that video. Did y'all know she was masterbatin? I thought she was at first, but Fabolous through me off.

Qool, Big J, I caught the Family Guy on FOX Thursday nights. Check it out, whodies.

I'm bout to "leaf(leave)" like Ryan. Peace!

Hold up, hold up, that ain't it. Here it is...

I'm out like "of style." Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hear ya Manny. We still on peace terms... 4now. Hillis, LOL LOL, that song had me stuck for a second too. I never saw the video. And the QS thing? LOL, those are just my initials. But since we going back in the day. Let's talk about when I saw you on another thread reppin' for your boy F-A-B. I saw you on there saying something like he kinda suspect, but he's still your boy. I remembered this when you quoted him a lil while ago. He ain't a rapper I'd really wanna listen to, but he has me lol'in from time to time. Example: "Everyday I'm freakin' ma you ain't goin' talk me to death just because you got free nights and weekends." LOL, another: Here's a new way to flirt, listen to the sound on the two way alert, it goes, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot... LOL. Aw, Hillis, let me stop clowing your boy. Y'all ever watch NYPD? The last joint was about a rapper who was beefin' with another rapper, who showed some childhood pics at a concert? I wonder where they got that idea. Hillis, I'm not even goin to respond to your B-ball disses right now, but I probably will eventually. "See, I feel that I should step away from the mic for a second, so when I come back, I'll have something to say." Naw, I'm just quoting Nas right there. But on the for real, Best gonna get 1 more flow outta me, maybe 2, then I'ma chill again...but until I flow on you again, tell "Ether" they don't want it. I trash talk just like my fave player and I can back it up like him. Ether some skeezers, lol. That might be volume 8 or 9. I just came up with that, no bull. Aw-ight, I'm out like "QS" from my early days.

To the rest, look out for east double 9 in a mailbox near you. You'll understand later.

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LMAO @ Qoolout! Q, you know I wasn't reppin for ghetto "Fabolous!" It was actually Nelly... Wait a minute. That's even worse! But it was like you said, I wasn't claimin him, I was just sayin he must be doin somethin right. But for real, them Fab lines were funny, but nothin beats "Oops! There go my kids all over ya face." I gotta give that lame ass nigga some props for that one. Not all his verses suck big fat floppy donkey dick. LOL. Thanks for the props on both of my recent verses. I ain't tryin to pull you into a battle with Rob, but I just call it like I see it. The Best blasted Rob, and now you are battling The Best. So all of a sudden, Rob's in your corner. The nigga ain't had shit to say to you any other time he posted. But now that you're battlin his enemy, all of a sudden he shoutin you out. Looks fishy to me. But you a grown ass man capable of handling your own (everybody in the thread saw that loud and clear - even before the flowing), so you do what you do. The Best, we still anticipatin Qool vs. Best Round 3. Tell them Nupes you got bigger thangs in here to deal with. Hey Qool, you KNOW you wanna holla back at my b-ball verse. Ha, ha! It's whenever. Holla back, pimpin. Oh wait, my bad The Best. It ain't the 90s. I mean, uh, uh, fuck it, I'll use French. "Au revoir, les noirs!"

I'm out like Jordan for at least 9 more games. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jay-Z & R Kelly's album dont drop til the 26th of this month...ive had this album for 3 weeks now, its bangin...if you guys want to download the album go to simplemp3s.com and download it, its the whole album, tracks 1-15......

Muthaflippin Mike, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up, peeps. First off I will say that Connecticut got 2 TEAMS in the NCAA tournament; they are Central Connecticut State University and ofcourse UConn. Then my nigga Ryan Gomes (who plays for Providence) from Waterbury, Ct (where I'm from), gets on the Big East All-Rookie 1st Team. Right now, I am really proud to be from the state of Connecticut. I won't brag on my skills but I've played against Ryan Gomes in high-school and scored atleast 25 each time, but he shitted on me too! I've played against Lamar Odom (originally from NYC) in the state tournament when he played for St. Aquenis (Meriden, Ct), and they shitted on us (Kaynor Tech),and he was only a 6'4'' point guard back then!I cherish my high-school basketball memories. Anyways, Best vs Qoolout: Smashing metaphors vs smooth delivery. I'm not a big JA Rule fan but I'm really feelin his new song wit Mary J.

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oooohhhhhh..... Will 3:16 make it to the bench on Monday night to join his team mates for the finals? DAMN! I got to go to my cuz's wedding on Saturday, come back home Sunday, rehabilitate Sunday night and hopefully be the 6th man or something... Mr H3K, I wont post up any rhymes in retaliation to yours until after my team has won... bet you cant wait. Yeah I know you answered the Ice question but I forgot when I wrote it.

Qool, you know muthafuckers keep stealing words and sentances from your repotoire, well, just to prove that it happens to the rest of us, who do you think was the first person to use the term "vets/veterans" up on here? huh... well... 3:16, thats who! WHAT?!? I said 3:16, THATS WHO!!!!! HAHA!

So on that note, I'ma leave you to chill with your bitches, I got Alicia Keys coming round with some strawberries and cream later. Shout outs to all the VETS! Hillis, Qoolout, Stone Cold J-dolo, Manny, Steph, Best, Hollywood J, etc. WHERE YOU AT LOX, I'M WRITING IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU DAWG!!!!!!

I'm out like my knee!

Peace

3:16, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...And my main man AI torched the cavs by himself!! Is it me, or has my other boy Kobe been really aggressive lately??? Kobe is hungry for another title, and the only one that can match that hunger is AI (Damn i wish they were on the same team).KG will get one(when Shaq leaves).Vince Carter's hops alone wont get him the title. T-Mac is more of a complete player than Carter (It's not the same as sayin he's better, though). Anyways, here are some quotes:

"If I'm not better than BIG, I'm the closest one"--Jay-z

"I'm from where niggas pull your car,and argue all day about/Who's the best MC's, Big, Jay-z and Nas"--Jay-z

"Not positive,who's the best? Pac,Nas and Big."---Nas

"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat criminal that blast the heat/"---Prodigy

"Who's tale you tellin?/Are you frail or felon?/Were you makin sales or watchin niggas sellin?/---Cormega

"Somehow the rap game reminds me of a crack game"--Nas

"Who shot ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"--Prodigy

"I take this war shit deeply/ I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat/"--2Pac

And finally, a quote from from the Greatest of All Time.......

"Biggie smalls is the illiest/Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin about, Willis?/---B.I.G.

Peace,vets!

I'm out like a runaway slave (Hillis I know it was basic but it was the only thing I could think of lol)

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I take this war shit deeply/I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat me"--Tupac

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Q here's the content of the document,l dont know why the link doesnt work.

Hey, the speech and the things that were reported look like they are from his talk at University of Northern Colorado. What happened was some clown asked if Tupac was really chilling on an island somewhere. Ice-T said "Tupac’s dead". He was killed by Southside Compton Crips. When he talked about Tupac and Biggie, and Tupac getting robbed he did say that Tupac shot himself in the nuts, but that was it. He didn’t say that he didn’t know how to use a fucking gun. He said Tupac had a glock and they don’t really have safeties and that it’s not a good idea to have one in your pants.

kinda humbles the almighty pac and makes us gun novices look like thugs.what up vets.aint been postin much,it seems niggas l respect is locked in battles with other niggas l respect.cant take sides.it seems that "wanna be eddie kane" ass nigga has a bit of flow after all.l aint givin you props bob,but you aint as hopeless as l thought.heads,why has best of both worlds leaked so much.l got tracks from that album too,but its not really what l expected.at this rate lamna start siding with nas.

l know this shit is already copy written,but here we go,

lam out like the truth about kasper ,boob and squirrel po-po.

wizzard, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so can anybody tell me who started this shit about accusin niggas of biting his phrases,

wizzard, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wizzard, so did Ice -T say how Pac got shot the other 4 times, in his head etc.? And since you asked, it was me who said somebody was bitin' but I didn't expect all of y'all to come to that man's defense. Oh well, I ain't trippin'. As far as Best doin the same stuff I did, I was just pointing it out. Now when I said I should be his ghost and when I called Vol. 5 "It was bitten" I was just joking and exaggerating. 3:16, so it was you who started the term vets on here? And tell me, who is C. Hawkings? What up J-Dolo? Those were some pretty good quotes. Hillis, my bad that was Nelly you were reppin'. Honset mistake, lol.

Qoolout, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wizzard, It's Qoolouts stupid ass saying that everybody took his shit. He thinks he's Nino, when in reality he's Pookie, a crackhead. I have been catching up on the past thread Q, and you took some shots at the Great One. If you can dish em you gotta be able to take em. But we are not getting into this right? How is my boy Bryant G. doing?? still kissing Q's ass I see...3:16, less than 85 days to go till the WC. Argentina is going to wip Englands ass. Sorry papa but you know it's true...Thanx to the fella with BOBW coming out 26th MArch...The Worst(Best) got you all in check, finish up with Qoolout. That kid is nice with his flows. Shouts to the rest of the Fam, be good and behave, Dad will be back later..H.L.V.S.- Manny Guevara

Manny Guevara, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Manny esta una perra...

"You come in here postin like yo shit is urgent/how can you be our Dad, you lyrical virgin?//left for a month, but realized without us you're lost/tryin to hide your shame, so you post like a boss//well I love my hispanic brethreb, save one punk ass latino/bout to go through his ass like my name was El Nino//call yourself The Great One, you must wanna be The Rock/and that's not all, ANNY, as a ho, you wanna suck my cock//don't disappear for a month and try to come back hard/thinkin you've been gone long enough for us to let down a guard//try that ignorant like before, and you'll get your ego reduced/and you'll run away again when you feel the pain my lyrics induce//I still remember your goodbye - "Guys, I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"/so tryin to get tough now is not effective/fuck around and get ya ass lyrically arrested//3:16, I got your back: England will kill Argentina!/Bryant Gumbel, signin off, on this pequena latina..."

Hasta La Victoria Nunca!

I'm out like Dennis Green from the Vikes. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Man i think ima retire from this shit like LOX. aint nothin else for me here.

J-Dolo took all my quotes so im out.

Big J, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1st of all I didn't say everyone bit my style. I said one person did and I admitted that I was exaggerating a lil. 2nd of all, I never took any shots at Manny until you came on the board in January calling me, Hillis and Lox cheerleaders. Then it was on again. But it can't be on again. I already destroyed Manny...my bad, Anny. But I do owe you a thanx Anny. You helped me get known on here. You let the name "Qool" fool you. I had to bring it to you and you had to retire. I understand you want a rematch, but I don't give just anybody a shot, ask Side-show Bob. You had your chance but you took that L; now take it like a man. I understand you will still post on here with hate towards Qoolout; go ahead, maybe you need to do that just to stay sane. I mean you did take a harsh L. Anny, lol, people actually started to call you Anny. You had to go train and talk to doctors etc. etc. just over that name change and now you think you got your weight up, huh? Whatever cuz.

Hillis, that was a tight flow, keep blastin' on this fool, you got me rolling. When you finish make sure you pass Anny on to the next person.

"Guys I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"--Anny

Qoolout, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

see you all dont take me serious because of that first wack rhyme i did. i did that to test you all to see if you really had skills now i try a little bit and still make you idiotsl ook like fools

bob, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"'Ouch! I'm done and finished!' are words my victims have spoken" - H3K

Actually, Bob, I make fun of you because of the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wack ass rhyme you did. Big J, don't retire! What do you think of my man Jordan now? See how the Wiz can't really compete without him? See, they're back to the losers of last year without Mike. Qool, I'm glad you enjoyed the spits. I wish them Nupes would stop beatin on The Best so y'all can get back to battlin. Speakin of pledgin... Hey, Best, I went to go kick it with my boys that are online for Omega tonight to play video games (and you know they can't watch TV, have company, play games, etc.) and I was over there and they got a call from they big brother. My nig was like "Greetings Father somehin or other!" They made him go get them some Waffle House. I was rolling! Oh yeah, Qool and Big J, have y'all been catchin Family Guy? Hey wiz, I hope you know I be feelin that shit about Nas. That nigga is like the WNBA: full of talent, but still boring as hell. But what's up with all the Pac rumors you spread? Can't you just let the late great veteran live? LOL. But for real, just so I can say I had nothing to do with us ignoring the Jay- Z/Nas part of this thread: Jay-Z is still better than Nas! All right. That's it.

"Santa describes you best - Ho! Ho! Ho!" - H3K

I'm out like me from that thread where I was reppin Nelly. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz. Dun, I have gone two days w/out any z's, and a day and 1/2 with just drinkin' water and "red" juice. Shit at Southern U. is mad hectic for us son. Aiyo, the only thing that's been goin' good for us is that the AKA's are feelin' our pain and showin' us mad sympathy. But lemme lace this verse for Q before I get a call and have to do somethin' crazy yo.

Aiyo, check it:

vengeance stray from pen to paper, must I battle for spite?/ my words supplied ya verse with "life", it had no verbal insight/ throwin' petite jabs my way, missin' packin' no fight/ The HOLY GHOST could write ya flow and it still wouldn't be tight/ you a Christian, pray for lyrics, take dialogue from the Bible/ cause everything that you have wrote it seems ya pen has recycled/ receivin' reps from "new comers" artificial disciple/ you and Rob an alliance, non-neglect nor denial/ QOOTIE spread ya legs so he can digest ya vaginal/ murdered him, now you, two accounts suicidal/ I know it's been a minute with this third verse that I owe you/ come correct if not with metaphors, then with punchlines I'll destroy you/ and how can I lace facutal data without even knowin' you/ see ya verse makes no sense(CENTS) like a broken telephone toll booth/ you spittin' double negative bars, lyrically they don't attach/ you, pen, paper, and a microphone never ever will match/ you placed the "WIN" in front of my eyes, and believe that it's snatched/ I know I'm the victor of this cause my REAL spits haven't hatched/ Volume 5?, I know I "bit" that ass, unhealthy snack/ dun's JOHN "Q"'in' me, verse is the script for his ACT/ YOU HAVE LOST THIS BATTLE, COMEBACK'S GONNA BE WACK!!...trust me people

Oh yeah, has anyone seen the video for Nas's "One Mic"? I heard from my fam that it could be labeled as the GVOAT(Greatest Video Of All Time). Give a pre-KAPPA some feedback. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best

"No forms of weakness, I flow for vengeance"-AZ

The Best, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Questions (Volume 6) He asked how can he spit facts? So he admits: its fiction/ the only truth to it was when he quoted "It was bitten."/ All that other bull, was str8 "yadda yadda"/ what happen to being the Bess? You used to come harder./ So now he implies I am gay/ What happen to meathops galore? You got no more to say?/ Also he compared me to a telphone booth (LOL)/ But in his very 1st flow he rapped about a deuce deuce./ Dogg you dying nasty./ I mean that str8 up./ That flow was kinda trashy/ it's like you givin' up./ Then you attatch me to Rob? Bess you need to stop./ You hating on that man, because he gave Qool some props?/ If I were to bite, I'd attach you to Anny/ Cause both of y'all got renamed and now y'all can't stand me./ You seem to be only concerned with dissin whites and gays/ plus new comers on the thread and those who rep the UK./ News flash Bessy: none of that can appliy to me/ and you say you gotta 22? Like you gonna body me./ Come on now, Qoolout go all out./ If you really wanted gun play, you wouldn't shout it out/ So therefore Bessy's stuff is false/ I already said I'm not a rapper, just like you ain't the boss./ Sorry, I just wanted to restate those facts, and since you say I recycle: Did you ever get that map?(LOL)/ And about my rhymes being wack/ "dun's JOHN "Q"'in' me" Explain, how wack was that?/ And why did you switch your spits?/ Went from an Esco hoe- to the thugish ruggish tip./ "Bess gonna shoot me?" "He not playin no more!"/ There's your double negitive cause you seem to be twice the whore./ Go rework your raps, even though they'll be uncontested/ Cause I'm thru playin with you/ but I bet you can't accept it./ So take the last word (a female thing), but from me you get no more/ I know you got those female traits. Why you think I made ya my whore?......He wants that last word and will take it because the TRUTH hurts.......trust me people. LOL

That's my last flow for awhile. A brother man got school work to do. On another note, am I the only one who didn't know Puff was in Halle Berry's new movie? He did okay but his part wasn't too big. But the movie was tight. Mos Def was in it too. I never really gave him a chance as a rapper (at least not with an open mind, I admit) but cuz can act. He was in Carmen too; y'all know I saw that, lol. Hillis, yeah I watch family Guy all the time. Who do you say is the funniest one? I say Stewie. Is Spring Break over? This is my first year living off of campus so I don't gotta go thru that bordom. LOL, but I've been there so I feel ya, I feel ya. I was gonna ask everybody to post their fav line from a rap, but I don't even know what mine would be. THere are too many tight ones. So everybody just post a hot line or two. Dolo gave me the idea when he posted about 7 of them. My 1st one for y'all is form Jae Hood. Watch out for him. "Bullets is like boats, how they sink in your chest/ It's all in your mind, you just think you the best." And I know we kinda already been doin this, so don't tell me, lol. Holla. P.S. Shout out to my boy Big J, you don't really wanna retire. But if you do, it was fun cuz.

Qoolout, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AIight, Spring Break is over, but I'm still mad bored! I'm at "work" right now. My official title is "Reeve" and I'm supposed to sit by the door of my dorm and monitor who comes in and out. Basically, I get paid to do homework, but since break just got done, I ain't got shit to do. It's damn 4am in the mornin though, and I got 4 more hours to go! Anyway, enough of my sad story. I want to give a shout out to the Lady Commodores! #1 seed in the women's NCAA basketball tournament! Hell muthafuckin yeah, nigga!

Back with some more flow, dunnees!

"Wack Rob, how come you post like once every three weeks?/with all that time to think, your shit still be weak//most rappers perform high, maybe you need to be geeked/whatever your story, all your posts need to be tweaked//but moving on from your sorry ass, to an old and familiar foe/Oops, my bad y'all, I meant an old and familiar ho//why you dissin Bryant G? you should concentrate on Rob/that nigga tryin to get Qool's dick and in the process steal ya job//then again, I see why you attack me, I make people famous/take Bob for example, with his spits that's purely anus//he came in here ignored, with his garbage ass rhymes/relatively unnoticed, no one gave that fool any time//but H3K had pity, and gave his ass a shout/now this fool can't come in here without yappin his mouth//tell the truth, none of y'all thought I'd make Bob a star/but I inspired his HA mix, now vets give Bob half a bar//and getting folks to give Bob a half a bar is a miracle among men/H-3-K-hovah is here and heaven sent//and Rob, I know your reply "I got better things to do!"/like what? get blasted by Best or write out love letters to Q?//yeah, Qool hollered back, be glad that man's polite/but I'm rude, I'll show everyone your homosexual tendencies out of spite//y'all know I'm right, this thread full of three Eddie Kanes/Manny, Rob, and Bob, three different hoes, but still all the same//I'll run you off like Andy Ricketts, R-Son, and kaz-purr/H-3-K, the man, the god, and the lyrical master..."

I! Am! Number One! Oops, so Rob can understand... Eye! Am! Number Won!

Qool, you know I feel you on Stewie. He's definitely the funniest one. But I think the dog is hilarious, too. And them news anchors got problems. Hey Best, have them Nupes made y'all pass eggs yet? Stay off the grass and stay up my nigga. Before I go, I'm gonna leave a few of my favorite rap quotes:

"Oops! There go my kids all over ya face!" - F-A-G-O-L-O-U-S

"It's just me here officer, and I'm not dressed, and that guy sounds kinda dangerous, I hope you make an arrest!" - DMX

"we ain't sing, we bringin drama, fuck you and yo muthafuckin mama!" - 2Pac

"Call the coroner! It's gonna be a lot slow singin and flower bringin, if my burgular alarm starts ringin!" - BIG

"There goes the cheese, eggs, milk, and Post toasties!" - Eminem

"My, my, my music hits me so hard..." - MC Hammer

"Quick to th point, to the point no fakin! Cookin MCs like a pound of bacon!" - Vanilla Ice

"I got permission to put yo mama in a headlock!" - Ludacris

"My baby ain't never hurt nobody!" - Eazy E

"This bitch said 3 words, stop, no, and don't, I said BEEEEYATCH!" - Eazy E

"Never follow orders dick face, get ya shit straight, fucker this is Big J" - Jay-Z

"But for now like close your eyes and FEEL THIS DICK!" - Jay-Z

"If Faith had twins, she'd probably have 2Pac's..." - BIG

Get it? Two Pacs?

I'm sure I'll think of some more. I'm bout to leave this peice! 3:16, holla at ya boy! What up with them finals?

I'm out like Bobby Knight from Indiana. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up, fools?! I've been away a few days, and I see that the Qoolout/Best battle continues, and ...oh wait a minute, is Manny really back, and he battlin Hillis? My nigga Hillis, that shit was funny about how you made Bob famous and now niggas on this bar give him half a bar now instead of non. One of my all-time favorite rap songs is "The Ten Crack Commandments", cuz everything in the song is on point and make sense, plus add that vicious flow, and that was a one hot ass song.

"Ayo I hope you aint tongue kissing yo spouse/Cuz I be fuckin her in the mouth/Type of nigga that'll buck at yo house"--Jadakiss

"All my niggas know, more money,more cases/Front if you want, that's my gun in yo faces"--Styles

Yo, for the first time I saw the Styles and Kevin Garnett commercial (And 1) , and that shit was HOT!!! So yall tell me, who had the better commercial (song), AI wit Jada (Reebok) or KG wit Styles (And 1)? T-Mac has did it again (did anyone see him dunk on Keon Clark)? Batman and Robin (Shaq and KB) is still doin it. Stockton got his 15000 assists (That means alot of unselfish plays fellas!), and is pushin 40 in 2 weeks.

"Ayo, Mase and the Lox/We takin knots from the out of state spots/Any niggas make it hot, get found in vacant lots"--Mase

"Callin me Arnold, but you've Been-a-Dick (Benedict)/Eazy-E saw yo ass and went in it quick"--Ice Cube(of the 90's)

"I got you stuck off the realness/We be the infamous/You've heard of us/Official Queensbridge murderers/"--Prodigy

Peace!

"A blee a blee blee blee a...that's all folks"--Porky Pig

J-Dolo, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Manny? you actually believe that Argentina can beat England? Last time we only lost on penalties, AND with only 10 men left! after David Beckham got sent off! And if we lose in the group stage its only cos we are hustling for the final. SHIT! speaking of finals, all expectations are over, my knee is too bad for me to play, so we might not win by as much.

Qool, yup, I invented vets like there was no Vietnam, and Mr C.Hawkes is a pop singin', big ass mole havin' one-hit wonder muthafucker. He got to number 1 over here, and something like 12 where you are. That was about 10 years ago. I dont expect you to remember that.

Hillis, DAWG! you know even though my presence for MY Wildcats aint happening tonight dont mean I aint gonna retaliate to your "court verses". They coming tomorrow.

I'm out like... Nah

Peace

3:16, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This chump Hillis still wants it, huh? Nigga you ain't made me famous; You just keep inspiring to do more damage to ya. You keep building my hunger, so now I'ma start eating:

"Yo it wouldn't be wise to play this guy/But let's say you tried, it'd be the day you die/Frontin like you bid, but I run wit them kids/That'll poke one in ya ribs, leave ya under the bridge/I'll rip you/my metaphor content will split you/into little,powderlike crystals so i can sniff you/I fuck dimes while you fuckin them ugly bitches/Probably be in the house fuckin fuckin playboy pictures/While this nigga is babblin my lyrics are travelin/Like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen/

Holla!

Bob, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See, fellas?! Dont be soopin this nigga Hillis's head up. I can diss him long, or I can diss him like his Moms; short and sweet. But on the real, ya do ya thing, and Best, like I said before, eventually the two bests will clash at the top, so if Hillis give up now i'll be waiting for you in the wings, but if he feels he got something to prove, then i'll maybe, just maybe give him 1/4 of a bar before we meet.

I'm out like Hillis after I murdered his ryhmin career

"I will not lose"- Jay-z

Bob, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn i been gone for a hot minute.,.....what we talkin bout now?...................hey has anybody heard the best of both worlds? i got it from my boy today,..... i think its alright,...i mean nothing spactacular,....its got 14 tracks on it , im feeling #9- "shorty", #3-"somebody's girl , #10- "streets"- , and #4-" greenlight" the rest are like........you know.....yeah.

Im out like " get the fuck...."

kazper, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Actually, Bob, I make fun of you because of the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wack ass rhyme you did." - H3K

All right, BOOB, I got niggas to give you half a bar, and know I'm gonna do the same. Go ahead, BOOB, "murder" me all you want. Kazper, you been gone so long, I forgot we had beef! And now you sun my outro. If this was court, I'd sue! Anyway, I ain't motivated to write about you, and you ain't motivated to write about me, so phuck it. Anyway, I'm just here to say "Yo yo!" to my favorite niggas who I don't even know. Before I proceed, I just want to say that I was checkin back at the old thread and I noticed that Best quoted somethin, and was like "It's only so long fake thugs can pretend" and he had it as a quote by "Camel." So that threw me off. Then I recognozed it as a Jay-Z quote from Takeover. And then I remember Nas callin Jay-Z a camel, and I was rollin for ten minutes. Funny shit. Those were the days!

Back with some more rap quotes for you, dunnees!

"So you can be more familiar with the nigga facin..." - 2Pac

"Don't be mad, UPS is hirin..." - BIG

"I'm Pimp C bitch I'm from the Sooooooouth! I like a bitch to pop my dick up in her mooooooouth!" - Pimp C

"I'm Pimp C, bitch I'm whatcha neeeeeeeeed! I got the cocaine and the California weeeeeeeeed!" - Pimp C

"What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?" - Ludacris

"She said she never done it. She said she never tried. She sittin there tellin a muthafuckin lie!" - Ludacris

"While them hoes backin that thang up on my weenie!" - Twista

"I'ma pimp her, it's over man (it's over man)" - Jay-Z

"What you think (girls!) you gettin girls (girls!) now because (girls!) of yo looks (girls!)? NEGRO PLEASE!" - Nas

"I catch and be runnin like Randy Moss!" - Killer Mike

"Get back, Satan, don't bother me!" - Mystikal

"Let's say one every two: two of them shits was doo. One was (yany), the other was Illmatic, that's a one hot album every ten year average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAME!" - Jay-Z aka Camel

"All right stop whatcha doin, cuz I'm about to ruin..." - Digital Underground

"Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin" - Dr. Dre

"He is I and I am him, slim with tilted brim, what's my muthafuckin name?" - Snoop Dogg

"So I dillyed (dallyed) I ran through a (alley) I bumped in to this smoker named (Sally) from the (valley)..." - Snoop Dogg

"So now I'm like Bitch you better talk to him, for the fifth put a spark to him, fuck around shit get dark to him, put a part through him, lose a major part to him...Arm, leg" - BIG

"I represent, it's 199 skrilla, and Master P, yeah they label me a drug dealer..." - Master P to the E-N-I-S

"You niggaz think I'm pussy, I dare you to stick ya dick in this..." - BIG

"This is my parlor, I'm Mel and you're Alice!" - Lil Cease

"It's the N-O-T-O-R-I-O! U-S, you just lay down slow!" - BIG

"My adversaries cry like hoes, fully eradicate my foes, my lyrics explode on contact, gangin you hoes" - 2Pac

"Located world wide like the art of graffiti" - 2Pac

I'm out like Big J said he might be. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess it's on. So let's dance...3:16, I dont't know mate Argentina is looking real good, a lot better than '98, It's gonna be a good one both teams should advance in that group...Qoolout, you couldn't let it be, could ya? All I hear is Blah,Blah,Blah from you stupid little mouth.'Anny'Blah,Blah,Blah,'i Destroyed Blah,Blah,Blah and Blah,Blah,BLah...and then we got BryantG. another Blah,Blah, Blah character, these two Puerqo Sucios(Dirty little Pigs), were gonna put both of you in pig ranch so you can roll around together, Aight Sweethearts....Not another word from your mouths, ok. That means not a word....The Worst(Best) has made fools of both of you already..Yeah J.Dolo, I'm back....Not another WORD, Qoolout and BG...Behave Kids, Daddy will be home soon. H.L.V.S. Manny Guevara

Manny'The Great One'Guevara, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BOB,Once again your flow was horrible...PLEASE, jus give up

Muthaflippin Mike, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sup everyone? Whoa..Manny is offically back. Hahah, funny.

Anywayz, I got something to talk about. First, I don't think it's been mentioned before but I read the Neptunes have teamed up with this guy Shyne or something and they're calling themselves N*E*R*D...hahah. I havn't heard any of there stuff yet. Apparently it ranging from hip-hop to rock. Weird. Anywayz if anyone hears any of their stuff tell me about it.

And now...I am ashamed to admit...I turned on the t.v the other day and seeing as how up in canada I don't get MTV...I flipped on muchmusic...it wuz some gayass nickelback or something so I went to musiqueplus, the french music chanel but they play good english stuff sometimes. So anywayz there wuz this concert on and it wuz french hiphop. And I watched it.....and i LIKED IT. AHHHH YESSS I LIKED FRENCH HIPHOP. I am admitting it. Anywayz I don't know if any of you speak french. It kinda hard to understand them tho but all the songs, the chorus is in english! And theres all these english words and phrases thrown in cuz thats what Quebec slang french is like. And theres some all english songs too. Anywayz I downloaded some of their music hehe. Its not that easy to find but this group is called 83 and you should all check it out. Some of you probably won't like it but keep an open mind. And if you wanna know what anything means just ask me. And plus they're like crazy repping all of quebec in their music so its cool listenin to music where they're repping where I'm from. This one song they used the beat for Nas' Represent but they're each repping where they're from and all.And it's not too bad. I don't know the name of that one...I'm guessing it's Represent...haha. I only found 1 of there songs in mp3 and its called Bounce Avec Le 83. Hahahahhaha. I know I know, incredibly gay. But for some reason I like it. Ok and I guess while I'm at it I'll do a bit more Canadian repping hehe. Choclair released a new single called Light it Up off his new album, the memoirs of Blake Savage... or something or other Blake Savage. I forget the name. But anywayz you all should check it out. Next, Ghetto Concept. They got some good songs out there. Worth checking out. Baby Blue Soundcrew, check out Money Jane, thats my favorite song by them. Solitair, another good one. I only know one song by him cuz he doesn't have an album out yet. His song is called Easy To Slip. Its good. And now....for the best one..KARDINAL OFFISHALL. HAS ANYONE DOWNLOADED ANY OF HIS STUFF YET????? Damn u all have to. He makes amazing music. Alright I'm done for now. Shoutouts to all the vets!(©3:16)
Later

Steph, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

damn yo you know the quote master has to get in this shit

"But now I get wild similar to Ol' Dirty On third time fellon just hit what over 30"-Inspectah Deck

"Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind"-Nas

"Damn! Niggaz wanna stick my for my cream And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem"-B.I.G

"Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious"-B.I.G

damn bell rang im out

Big J, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! NO TIME FOR LOSERS COS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! HAHA!

Damn last nights game was tight. If I was playing it wouln't have been, but it was. Behind until the fourth quarter when my man train got fouled going for an easy lay-up, and one, missed it, got his own rebound, went up again, scored it, got fouled, made the free-throw. SHIT thats a 5 point play! we won by 3! ahhhhh....

Less about me, more about Hillis. I like this one... "I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE" haha!

You wanna ball till you fall I can help you with that/your squad triple teams me now that your ankles are snapped/I sink the jump shot, its all in the wrist/if you played with Kidd, Thomas and Stockton you still couldn't get an assist/I thought you knew where the SKILLis, but you labelled it your own/i'm not the king yet but you'd get blocked by my throne/b-ball cosa-nostra, you can call me Al Capone/that wasn't just a brick you threw a whole fuckin stone/so many bricks you could rebuild the trade centre/steal the rock from you like the doc stole the placenta/so follow 3:16 on another adventure/put this over a classic beat/and you can admit defeat/you th tallest on your team, but you the oldest as well/the youngest is seven, the oldest is twelve/MVP to the dawg who holds up the whole scene/hoops champ on the thread, the legendary 3:16

ahhh...

"I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE"

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fuck H3K!" "WHAT!" These fake-ass wannabe wrestlers( "This clown nigga calls himself H3K/ To me you're just another D-I-C- K/A fake Afro-American that knows Ebonics/Nigga you aint shit if have no logic/Uncle Tom ass nigga that think he's on some other level/Those lies you be tellin are worse than the devil's/You think you bad cuz you did some community service/I'm on some shit that'll make some communities nervous/You can have your little wit cuz that's all ya got/Bringin that shit in my hood will leave all ya shot/Now let's get to 3:16 "A.K.A."/It doesn't matter what his alias is when I let the A.K.spray/Because I stay with a retarded burner/It can't read or write but when it drools it'll burn ya/ I don't wanna bring the burner to you/But if you want beef then i'll show you what the burner will do/Like qoolout you better just "cool out"/ Before you makes me mad and pull the tool out/Now back to Hillis,this nigga is..hmmmm i won't get started/His rhymes stinks cuz his mouth have farted/He wanna talk about wack rhymes/You be stealin Craig Mac's rhymes/Then you try to say that you dont jack rhymes?/H-3-K, get gunned up and wrecked quick/3:16, get gunned up and wrecked quick/The whole veteran squad get gunned up and wrecked quick/I'm bout to go to Canada and go fuck Steph quick/From Hillis to H3K, damn you on Best's dick/ How much of Best's name is gonna come out your wrecked lips/You wish that all your rhymes were as good as Best's shit/You pop shit, apologize to my dick and bless it."---"Burner", by Bob

Bob, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Woah! I aint think, EVEN IN MY WILDEST DREAMS, that Bobs verses could get WORSE!... Rhyming "rhymes" with "rhymes"! ooohhh thats tight! Bob getting super-original too with that "gunned up and clapped quick" shit. Muthafuckers rhyming like it was still '78!

B.O.B now stands for "Bend Over Backwards"

B.O.B, you officially suck Bests dick, I dont know how Best feels about that, but he'd probably kick your ass.

ok Bend Over Backwards, although you are below me (actually you wherever the fuck I put you), you gonna get... Well you know how Canibus career was after the LL beef...

To all the vets who want to see somebody whoop Bend Over Backwards ass, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!?!

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BOB...GIVE UP....YOUR KILLIN ME

Muthaflippin Mike, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn. I can't wait till Hillis sees what Bob wrote about him. I'm dyin' to hear the response. The "Get gunned up and wrecked quick" parts was kinda funny, though, but he dissed the whole vet squad but at the same time givin props to Best. Don't this nigga know that Best is part of the vet squad and if he dissin' the squad then he dissin Best too? I don't get niggas. You better hope that Best didn't see dat last rhyme you did. Biggie said it best:

"Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered, "what you talkin about Willis?"

The original vet squad as 3:16 puts it is :Hillis 3000 aka H3K, LOX (MY CAPS LOCK NIGGA),3:16 (What??!), Steph (She might not like what you said either),Qoolout, Big J, Second Sage (The phat-ass rap name),H-Wood (Hollywood Jamison, one of the reasons the site is as hot as it is), and ofcourse, me, J-Dolo (originally J-Solo da Loner but after awhile niggas started callin' me K-Solo by mistake, which to me is an insult, so I switched to "Dolo" but kept the J cuz it's my first initial.).Anyways, im not the best Flow-for-Flow (a new title, like in boxing, pound for pound) on the internet but if you sayin the squad could get gunned up and wrecked quick, you callin me out too, just to let you know. I'll respond.

"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/--2Pac

"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat nigga that'll pass the heat/To somebody that'll blast the heat/Man, I know it sounds bad/Especially when you it on pad.--Prodigy

Peace!

I'm out like Bob after the Vet Squad get a hold of him.

J-Dolo, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since there is a whole bunch of you guys are putting down you favorite lines from rappers. Well, I can't do that because this board would be filled with quotes. But if you don't know it, I totally hate Memphis Bleek rap skills. But I came across a song on Kazaa, it was called Celebration. Memphis actually came pretty decent on it. Here is one of his best lines on the song:

"Movin with speed, tried to play Superman ended up like Chris Reeves Paraplegic, precise minds like the Pharaoh's of Egypt Shot through a barrel *niggaz* narrowly weaved it Keepin my Team top seeded with the Sweet 16's bulgin out of my jeans, on the ten-speed weeded Holdin, shots with you like a secret It's like a story never told, but believe it..."

It was desent to me. But to Steph's topic I am not a Neptune fanaic nor do I really like their beats. (Don't know why?) But I keep hearing that name tossed around a lot. Maybe they will be okay I don't know. I guess Manny "The Great One" is filling right at home again, and it is good to have you back. Qoolout you maybe laying off the lyrics for a while but you are still in the heat of the battle. Speaking of the battle stuff, Bob you have a lot on your plate because you are now taking on 3:16, Qool, H3K, and Best. You are going to have to spit overtime to overcome just one of those guys. No disrespect, but when you go to war you gotta have the weapons. So if you starting this war make sure you have some weapons to back you up. That was a good tribute J-Dolo, but I can't take credit for that. I am just here to speak my mind that is all. I am just a piece of the big puzzle, that makes this board hot. I am more of a supporting cast person. I just play my role, and I go home. Hillis, Best I am looking forward to seeing you next response. Big J, why in the hell are considering leaving for! Why? Your presence is greatly appreciated here, why would you leave? Anyway yall take care. It will probably be a while before my next post because my damn computer shutdown. So I have to use the computer at school. I will you guys later.

Hollywood Jaimison, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok, Bob, Now I nake fun of you for the sixth, seventh, and eighth wack verses you did. But since I'm a Christian, and I'm in a giving mood, I'll give you a whole bar. Ok?

"Are you an internet thug or a studio gangsta?/any respect you ever had is gettin fainter and fainter//stop postin them wack rhymes HA!/and since this bar is for Bob, I'll rhyme rhyme with rhyme HA!"

LOL! Moving right along to Anny's half bar...

"You's a ho! You's a ho! Qoolout made you a ho!"

LMAO! "Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny before she felt that first time

The Best, I see why don't come in here as much. You got a BOOB grabbin at ya dick, talkin all this shit about how the bests gotta clash. And then we got Manny ho-in around tryin to toss your salad. These Eddie Kane Jr. ass niggas just get on you nerves. I understand. 3:16, I'm glad your squad won and all, but I'm even more glad I got see "I WILLis Not Lose!" That's classic, boss man! I'm gonna get back at you, pimpin! Grat Britain, straight spittin WHAT?! Hey, speaking of hoops, who is gonna win it all in the NCAA Tournament (mens, of course)? I have to give it a thought, but I think these might be the weakest #1 seeds in a while. I'm watching ESPN right now, and J-Dolo, 3:16, H*WOOD, I know y'all some boxing heads... who's gonna win between BUTTERBEAN and LARRY HOLMES???!!!

"Niggaz lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick" - 2Pac

All right, I'm bout to dip, pimpins. It's always good to hear from you, Steph. Watch out for, BOOB, though. He's coming to Canada and lookin for you, ma! LOL!

I'm out like the #16 seeds in the NCAA tournament will soon be. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

First off, I want to give 3:16 a "HELL YEAH!" and he knows why. Second, I skimmed through a lot of the shit that was posted and I'm just now readin it in full. J-Dolo, I remember you rhymin earlier on the old thread. You held your own, even if it was one verse (not tryin to start nothin, but wasn't it at Best?) The Neptunes are like Manny Fresh times two: nice beats, but they all sound very similar. And is it in their contracts that Pharrel has to sing on every song he produces?! Steph, ma, I don't be listenin to French hip-hop, but I assume it's cool, if you like that fruity accent they got!

Merci beaucoup! H-3-K est un dieu MC...

Sorry, I got to help Manny out. Another wack ass nigga needs Jesus... Look, "La Nina," your brand of beef is played. Played like mullets. Played like Young MC. Played like British Knights. Played like shorts above niggas knees. Now, beef is accompanied by lyrics. So callin me and Q "pigs" is wack. We did that LAST summer. I know when you left, interent rappin was in the beginnings, so you ain't used to it. But now it's a full fledged grown up event. If you ain't comin with lyrics, then you don't really need to bother. Just coming in, making your corny ass "The Worst" jokes, callin me Bryant G. yadda, yadda, yadda, is just lame. Seriously. Get with the program, oldhead. I got a couple of quotes just for you, ok "cockroach?"

"All you old rappers tryin to advance, it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC

"like Patrick Ewing's contribution to b-ball...overrated" - H3K "Le Dieu"

"I said that you's a ho!" - Ludacris

Manny, take a page from the book of Barry Sanders... RETIRE!

I'm out like Manny SHOULD be from his thread if he wants to maintain his dignity (what's left of it). Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was wondering where H-Woood went. Wasuup my young brother! Keep hitting those books, but have some fun too...Steph, hell yeah french hip-hop is tight. I told Puerco Sucio#1(Qoolout) about that a while back. Keep listening to it..Puerco Sucio#2(Hillis), you gave me a half bar? Im gonna give you a chocalate bar or a banana, you monkey, I said not another word from your mouth!! Or I will tell The Worst (Best), to shut you up for good. J-Dolo looks like a got a problem with the whole Vet Squad? I see it as only two people though. Those two dirty little pigs. Wanna make it three?-nah I'm playing..Oh SHit, I got a meeting to attend and the two Puerco Sucios have exams to fail, come on fellas, you know your not exactly the brightest bulbs on the X-mas tree..20ECUA02...20ECUA02...20ECUA02...H.L.V.S. Manny'The Great One' Guevara..

Manny'The Great One" Guevara, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yo man!!! your not going to believe this but i have been impostered.that shit doesnt look like anything i would put out. I havent posted anything since the time i said you all dont take me serious because of my first rap. and why would i be acting like best is my damn friend? the rap before i destroyed his ass!

bob, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz, Steph, and any other pricks who come here. First and foremost, I would like to congrad. Q on a nice little lyrical battle, you got some "qool" spits dun. Now, I see shyt is gettin' real hectic/brolik on this thread wo. Aiyo, "BOB"by Brown ass nigga you wanna battle, then so be it....nah mean. I'm not the first, and certainly won't be the last to inform you that your spits STINK.....BIG TIME DUN!! And Hillis, the reason a nigga haven't been postin' as much is because of pledgin'/school....the shyt keeps me mad busy yo. I swear dun, this is the first time in my life that I have had to "sprint" to class because if my BIG BROS. see me they will force a nigga to do somethin' mad stupid.

On the real though, enough is enough. We need to have an UNBAISED tournament to see who is the "BEST" battle lyricist on this thread. I mean it's mad niggaz on here that claim they are the "BEST". We need to have the whole nine dun....brackets, UNBAISED voting, etc.... Everyone that spits on this thread needs to enter, and we need someone to host it.....and who's more equipped for the task than Hollywood J. So BOBby Brown, put it like this we'll battle if were put up against eachother...aiight prick. ENUFF SAID!!

I see niggaz is puttin' up their fav quotes. Now see if I was on the Qoolout "tip" I would say niggaz are "bitin' my style" cause they lacin' quotes....LOL, nah just fuckin' with you Q. Well niggaz already know where over 50% of my quotes are goin' to come from.....

FAV. OF ALL TIME: "lifes a bitch, but GOD forbid the bitch divorce me"-Nas

NOW FOR ALL THE REST:

"Fuck bein' the GOAT, I'm MVP"-Big L

"If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

"Everybody kissin ass to go to heaven ain't goin"-Pac

"I aint a killa but don't push me/revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-Pac...for real for real

"Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets"-B.I.G.

"Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence"-B.I.G.

"Ya arms TOO SHORT to box wit' GOD, I don't kill soloists on kill squads"-Nas

"Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary"-Nas

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

"Niggas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer Guess it's just the fury of man"-Nas

"You couldn't mute me if ya alias was strep throat"-The Best

"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best....

......niggaz know I had to throw mine in there. Aiyo peeps, don't forget to enter the tournament. One Myself..."Nooooo, he's leavin!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

The Best, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anny, say what you will. You lost; it's over. I may reponse to you every now and then but for the most part I won't be addressing you. You helped me get "famous" on here and for that I thank you. But I also ran you off of here, and for that you lost my respect. All you'll get is your goodbye quote outta me; it'll be at the end of this post (read on) and many many more. Go ahead and hate on Qool, I understand. Holla.

Big J, give us some more quotes. See if they can go toe to toe with the ones I give. FYI, when BIG rapped with BoneT&H, that was his best flow ever; if he would have lived for five more years, he still wouldn't have been able to touch that. I know peeps don't like Side- show Bob. But this clown is funny. I gave him half a bar and I stand by that choice, but like my boy said before: If you were trying to get a laugh, you got it; if you think it was a tight flow, you're wrong. That's not really what Hillis said, but that's the gist of it. LOL@ Side-show Bob for saying somthing like "I did community service and I'll make your communities nervous." Tell me this clown ain't funny. And what about Muthaflippin Mike? He's str8 with me; he got me rolling too. Every now and then he'll post with the sole purpose of telling Side-s[ho]w to hang it up. Shout out to Big Mike! H-Wood, I felt you on that last post. We all are just a part of the puzzle. Steph, if that was you, "What up?" J Dolo, so that's how ya got the name?

On another note, the future lawyer liked that line about the court, huh? You ain't like it as much as I like Anny's goodbye (read on, you'll see it). Hillis, I forgot all about Dolo's diss towards "who? who is it"? I read some of the old board the other day and I was rolling. Most of the stuff that had me lol'in is squashed now, so I'ma leave it alone. One more thing about Anny. Is it really the real Anny? Cuz don't even post that weak "to the victory" outro anymore and she has less typos? And how she gonna jock Best and call him the worst in the same post. Hillis, is she stuck on stupid? Speaking of Best, (not Bess anymore) you get props on the battle. I think our 1st two verses were the tightest, and the last 1 from both of us didn't really compare, but that's just my opinion. That's one reason why I'ma chill for a sec. We might have to go at it again one day. H3K, I still owe you, I ain't forget, but I'ma let Volumes 1-6 chill out there for now. And I kept the Nas and Jay topic alive even within my beef because (I think) I bit a "Takeover" line or an "Ether" line in V. 4-6. Ex. Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool- under, (meaning in me or under me) LOL. Best we ain't bite you with the quotes because I've been doing this before you ever even posted. LOL, joking. Lastly, Side-show, get ran off the thread quick/ Anny- ann, GOT RAN off the thread quick/ Your stuff makes me laugh, but how much bull can this clown spit?

"You here that flow?/ It drove the underground wacko, ever since 12, I been spittin' like tobacco." Jadakiss

"When I came out, I said it was just about Biggie, but everybody had to open their mouth with an opinion, so this is how we gonna do this..." 2Pac

"Like you want something from Meth, I hope it ain't love boo, cause (Qool) ain't gone none left for you." Method Man ( I be kicking this line to them youngins too, lol)

Hillis since I'm a Christian, lol "God is who we praise even thought the devils all up in my face" Bone Thugs & Harmony

"And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall." Krazie Bone

"Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go" Destiny's Child (I had to y'all)

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

Qoolout, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YO! I kinda like this idea about the rhyming battle, Best come up with. International battling gonna be happening, I'm working on it.

Larry Holmes would beat Butterbean on points.

"Nothing else to say man/3:16 is getting hungry"

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

Peace

3:16, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16..." - H3K

"It's time for Great Britain to get a check of reality/challengin Big Hill on the court is an athlete's fatality//Steve Austin, whatever, I'll kill you with MY stone cold stunner/whether I finger roll in your face, or drop in a runner//my J is like a river, continuously wet/not to mention that it's continuously nothin but net//your knee problems go right along with your problematic handles/H3K light up the court, and wax Steveina like a candle//no 3:16, you cannot take this shit/I heard you and the bench got a long term relationship//fan the flames my jumper creates, so the court will burn slower/turn 3:16 into a walking turnover//you're a carry in the making, a travel waitin to happen/and you know H3K must have crossed someone when you hear ankles start snappin/I went to UK and made a little observation/I overheard you and one of your coach's conversations/"Coach, we're up 75, sub me in for one of the starters!"/"Hell no, Steve, go get Train a bottle of water!"/ooh, that's gotta hurt along with your knee/and your pride for ever challengin me..."

"You got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average..." - H3K

Great Britain, straight spiitin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?! I Willis not lose! Ha ha! I like Best's idea, too. You know H3K runs from no battles. But since we don't really know who all wants to spit, maybe whoever wants to enter just write a verse about why he (or she? Steph?) is the best. And then have EVERYBODY vote (if you spat, you can't vote for yourself). What do y'all think? Either way I'm down, unless I get teamed up against Bob. If I get teamed up against Bob, he'll only get half a bar. And it'll end in HA! I refuse to battle Bob, lowercase or uppercase... But I believe that nigga, "bob." He was impostered by "Bob." I mean they were totally different. They both sucked big fat floppy donkey dick, but just in a different manner. "Bob" tickles the donkey's balls and bobs (get it? bobs?) his head quickly. "bob" takes long up and down motions while using his tongue more. But make no mistake about it: both of em SUCK! And SWALLOW! Qool, I'm tellin you. Niggaz keep stealin my shit, I'm takin em to court, and I'm gonna sue! Best, I know you got bigger fish to fry (or eat, or fondle, or whatever them Nupes be havin y'all do), so I'm just messin with you. You'll be aiight. Don't be tellin Kappas at Vanderbilt I said "Yo yo!" in here, though... And Muthaflippin Mike, why don' you post a little somethin? Are you you sittin on your lyrical skills, too? Huh? The thread is watching...

Ok, Qool, 3:16 hopped back on he b-ball trash talkin tip. Where you at? Where you at? You better show me that you got some SKILLis, cause I WILLis Not Lose!

I'm out like Grant Hill seems to be every year. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold up, hold up, hold up... Manny? You'll give me a chocolate bar or a banana? What the fuck? Was that supposed to be funny? You used to come a little bit harder than that... MONKEY! Anyway, I got a NEW half bar for you...

"You wonder why they call you BITCH!" - PAC

Now for your old half bars...

"Guys, I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin! If I could, I would hug you!" - Anny

"You's a ho!" - Ludacris

"All you old rappers tryin to advance/it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC

"Hasta La Victoria Nunca!" - H3K

I'm out like H.L.V.S. should be from this thread. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I'm done.I'm done,I destroyed U,I Destroyed U,Anny,Anny" and Blah,Blah Blah. Qoolout, I see your practicing for your next Pep rally. Cheerleading is going well huh? You don't got the balls to let us know what your name is. do you? I know for a fact nobody calls you that name around your way. But then again your buddy Willis,Adrian or white-boy trying to act black Hillis does. but somebody already called you out on that, right Adrian? "You can't win. You can't win"- I knew that was you in Rocky. Stupid niggaz. Keep chanting my name: Manolo'Manny'Guevara....Hasta La Victoria Siempre....Yo Worst(Best) tear these two Puercos Sucios a new asshole...20ECUA02 20ECUA02 !!!!

Manolo'Manny' Guevara, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok, I've come to the conclusion that this is NOT the real Manny, and thus IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!

I'm out like two foul balls followed by a strike. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hillis 3000's entry for the title of internet rapper's GOAT...

"Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, as I crush so called willies, thugs, and rappadons/get in that ass, kick fast like Ramadan, it's that rap phenomenon, don datta, you just gotta, call me Frances M.H. White..."

Oops! If this was court, Biggie would sue! For real though, let's get this battle on the road. Should I just start it off? I'll wait to hear word from a VET, and then we can go at it. Ya taste me, playas. But I take this war shit deeply, so I'll leave y'all with a modified Jadakiss and Camel quote to show what HILLIS 3000 will bring to the table...

"And if I'm not better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K

P.S. Hillis 3000 = Mr. Don't Stop

I'm out like uh, like, uh... goddammit! I'm havin outro block! Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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