lol kudos
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORNAND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN
AMANDA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)
TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWERI WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIMTHEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)
I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOLCALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (twelve years ago)
FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANKTHEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (twelve years ago)
This thread is still a fucking classic.
― Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLSAND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)
PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWNDOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (eleven years ago)
IM DREAMINGOF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (eleven years ago)
I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHTWHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:31 (eleven years ago)
IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPINGYOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:42 (eleven years ago)
UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICKDOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:47 (eleven years ago)
OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEESOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:54 (eleven years ago)
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENSYOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:45 (eleven years ago)
HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADESWHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:28 (eleven years ago)
VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCTJUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:30 (eleven years ago)
I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEALI CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL
SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACHTHEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH
IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLATILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:55 (eleven years ago)
I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAYWITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:18 (eleven years ago)
HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICKAND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (eleven years ago)
WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTIONI WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)
CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIEIT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (eleven years ago)
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSIBUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:40 (eleven years ago)
OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYEDSONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:46 (eleven years ago)
IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACKI STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:47 (eleven years ago)
I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONISLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:58 (eleven years ago)
NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINTFLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS
― meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTTHIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:49 (ten years ago)
ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)
I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMPALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:37 (ten years ago)
MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUSWHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)
SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGHILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)
I GOT A SHINY NOSELEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:01 (ten years ago)
I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZEDSUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIESAMANDA
wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:03 (ten years ago)
I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONGWHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONGAMANDA?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)
inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440
WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIESAND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)
DOMO ARIGATOMR. ROBOT
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)
DAMN PHONE
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:45 (ten years ago)
lol
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)
heee
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)
I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLLWHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLEAMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:36 (ten years ago)
I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEADAND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"AMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:44 (ten years ago)
HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRETSARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETTAMANDA(LORIAN)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:53 (ten years ago)
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLINGTHAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:35 (ten years ago)
I literally held back from typing that one out c. grisso
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 04:46 (ten years ago)
I had like three of 'em before settling on that one.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:00 (ten years ago)
― maura, Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:21 (ten years ago)
Lol I'm at Moe's and this just came on the muzak
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:05 (ten years ago)
PUT THE GUAC ON THE SIDESO I CAN SMEAR IT ON YOUR HIDE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 7 January 2016 00:07 (ten years ago)
listening nowit's kinda crazy they came back 10 years after the debut and had another huge hit with almost no concessions to the 80s (some gated drums aside), but these are all songs that could have fit on the first two albums
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:06 (nine years ago)