Misheard lyrics

"You are everything to me/You are Wayne's World" - Containe, "You" (should have been 'you always were')

moral to the story: never assume a proper noun is the correct lyric.

Michael Jackson: "Smooth Criminal"

(In reality it goes: "Annie are you okay?")

Madonna: La Isla Bonita

"Where the sheep have no name" instead of "where the streets have no name" (Where The Streets Have No Name)
"I have pierced holy lips" isntead of "I have kissed honey lips" (Where The Streets Have No Name)
"Hell, damnation" instead of "Elevation" (Elevation)
"Gonna take a walk with your sister Lorraine" instead of "Johnny take a walk with your sister the rain" (Mysterious Ways)

"You can go your own way / You can call it thunder and 'oh-nee-baaaay" (i know that one falls apart but when I was a wee lad that's how my sister and I sang it in the car)

"Living on a Cheerio pole" - male background vox on Material Girl - sang more as a joke, in retrospect - another Kerry-and-James-back-of- the-car-on-family-vacation classic

and another from that same era: Rick Astley's "Never gonna Give you Up" sang as "Then I'm gonna give you up, then I'm gonna let you down / then Im gonna run around and dessert you"

We'd also do this weird thing with our hands along with the opening descending keyboard riff in "Carribean Queen" that made it look like we were casting a spell and it never failed to make us giggle uncontrollably. Man, my parents were into some shitty music.

"Have a nose...what kind of fool am I?"

from Robert Plant's "Heaven Knows." my aunt used to babysit me when i was little, you see. she played guitar, and was avidly into Led Zep and Pat Benatar and Heart, amongst other things. she was more amused by this than i think i was, and one night we stayed up rewriting all the lyrics to the song, starting with what i'd heard. i don't remember them all, although "the finesse of the old grey goose" was involved somewhere...

Kiss - "I want to rock and roll all night. . .and part of every day"

Also, I think I've said before that I thought "Smoke on the water" was "Slow comin' home girl."

"It was never my intention
To blindly feed the boy cocaine"

*loses shit*

"volunteer your fear of the blue sky"

I didn't realize it was "Caught in the crowd" until I heard the No Doubt version. I like mine better. Angst/depression/etc.

2) I thought that when the Doobie Brothers sang "Take me in your arms/Love me, love me a little while," it was "Take me in your arms/Lovely lovely Louelle." At the time, I had never heard of a woman named Louelle, but I was like 7, so I figured what did I know? More than 25 years later, I heard it in the car and said, "You know, I've heard of exactly one person, ever, who was named Louelle. Maybe they're saying something else." Once I empowered myself, it didn't take long to detect the lyric. I'd still like to actually meet a woman named Louelle, though.

Look at me--
"Her Monty Knee"
It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor

When you're 15, you want a rapport
You do unto others, and run like a mother
I don't want a rapport anymore
No, I don't want a rapport anymore

Oh, and Blur - "This is Hullo"

"I'm a water slide
You're an air slide"

Water slide = wet pussy, air slide = stiff, "inflated" penis
Made sense at the time

"Life in the hive puckered up my night"

Always sounds to me in my head, like:

"Life in the hamburgers of my night"

Neither of them make much sense.

"'seulement entre toi et moi'
means that our love will always be..."

April Wine

I later learned he was saying "I got the hook up, holla if you hear me"

My confusion was based on the premise that, if Master p had the hook up, then their should have been no difficulty in hearing him. I articulated this confusion to a group of self described "rap heads" and was promptly laughed at.

This isn't true, is it?

And if she keeps walking like that she will need a new spine soon.

M.I.A., "Fire Fire"

Actual: Growin' up, brewin' Up / Guerilla gettin' trained up / Look out, look out, from over the rooftop
Heard: Worry not, worry not/ Boy you're gettin' chain-chomped / Look out, look out, from over the rooftop

https://31.media.tumblr.com/89c9a590e3f97d8ba9fa1642da540d4e/tumblr_mkcsgo7M8X1qk26dzo1_500.gif

loool

Jimmy Eat World, "Bleed American":

Salt, sweat, sugar, honey, asphalt
Our hearts, glitter in the topsoil
Sign up for the Biedermeier Chair Parade
Our lives are cold

woah, I always heard it as “seem like sods”

that was me too