i posted the link and ruined the thread. srsly the idea that noel gallagher needs saving on some anti-snobbery tip... jesus. if liking books makes you a snob then everyone who doesn't can burn in the hell they've chosen for themselves.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:10 (ten years ago) link
http://afflictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fahrenheit_451.mp4-1.jpg.jpeg
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:14 (ten years ago) link
ah, the key word 'srsly'
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link
I'll see your srsly and raise you a lol
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
even lghthrtdly
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link
glty
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link
fkn ll
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link
tht wrw rt gd tht
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link
like we're all laffin at this dumbass and his latest dumb interview and you're all "To what extent would u consider ng to hold the opinions of an ordinary briton" *twiddles ends of mustache having tied the topic to train tracks while train approaches*. how about you keep yr challops about the common briton out of our "laff at the choad who hasn't made even a quarter decent record since 1994 and who looks like a bad stingray puppet" thread?
yoga flambé
c'mon deems this thread can get back to Noel fanfic on the next revive
― I'm not a rockist, I just hate Rap-A-Lot (sic), Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link
i sometimes wonder if ppl who read ilf and ppl who dont isn't the main schism in cultural understanding on the planet today
― legitimate space monkey parable (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
read that as "people who read this thread..."
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 October 2013 10:44 (ten years ago) link
People who read ILF know not to bother responding to Darragh's "yes but have you considered how the ignorant choads feel?" posts, it's not like there's any sincerely held belief behind them.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link
As a pose, the brave speaker of truth amid a sea of manufactured liberal Twitter outrage has been played out for years.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link
that would be the "Brendan O'Neill position" I believe
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link
a lot of that on ilf matt, is there?
tbh the most played-out persona on ilx these days is the contemptuous now-above-it former high-volume poster
― legitimate space monkey parable (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.afro-style.com/Images_series/all_of_us/all_of_us_titre.jpg
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
excuse me for being lost by this thread now
― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Haha no shit
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
wow, what a thread. i think i lost half of my day at work reading this thing. genious
― illegalblues, Thursday, 17 October 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
I haven't seen him around recently. not since they closed the library. wandering in other pastures.
― Fizzles, Friday, 18 October 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
I mean, some songs are pretty shit, and there’s a couple of periods you’d rather forget, but I think on the whole . . . I think we made three great albums and four good ones, which is not bad out of eight. Kind of a 50 percent record. That’s pretty good, I think.But I’m cool with it. I don’t think there’s any unfinished business. I don’t think that we left anything unsaid, do you know what I mean? It’s like, if you’ve seen [Oasis], then good for you. If you didn’t, then that’s fucking tough shit. I’ve never seen the Beatles. So there you go.
But I’m cool with it. I don’t think there’s any unfinished business. I don’t think that we left anything unsaid, do you know what I mean? It’s like, if you’ve seen [Oasis], then good for you. If you didn’t, then that’s fucking tough shit. I’ve never seen the Beatles. So there you go.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/oasis-are-never-ever-getting-back-together-20131120
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 November 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
Anybody that comes back with a double album, to me, needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole. This is not the Seventies, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album? How arrogant are these people to think that you’ve got an hour and a half to listen to a fucking record?
Did you see that they’ve asked people to wear formal wear or costumes at their shows?
[Sighs] Well, what’s the point of that? Do you know what the point of that is? That is to take away from the shit disco that’s coming out of the speakers. Because everybody’s dressed as one of the Three Musketeers on acid. “What was the gig like?” “I don’t know, everyone was dressed as a teddy bear in the Seventies.” “Yeah, but what was the gig like?” “Ah, fuck knows, man, I have no idea. I was dressed as a flying saucer.” “Yeah, but what was the gig like?” “Fuck knows. I don’t know. Seen Cheech and Chong, there, though.” Not for me.’
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
Fucking had a shit year. All I’ve done is sit around the house and become a fucking hypochondriac. Dog-shit year. Can’t wait until it’s over.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/noel-gallaghers-epic-year-end-gripe-session-20131205
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
hmm
loved Yeezus, Disclosure, Daft Punk....talks shit about Arcade Fire...sure he doesn't post to ILX?
― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't doubt it. his 11/10 rating of the new bowie's a major tip-off
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
under the name noodle vague?
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
I don't have a problem with him doing a double album because that's the kind of thing I would expect him to do, plus I'll probably never hear it. Thankfully he can still deliver an entertaining interview which is increasingly rare. eg:
Be good. Don't be outrageous. Anybody can be outrageous! I could go to the Rolling Stone office and fucking shit on top of a boiled egg, right? And people would go, "Wow, fucking hell, that's outrageous!" But is it any good? No, because, essentially, it's just a shit on top of a boiled egg. That's all it is.
― everything, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
Then later on...
Q: What do you think about Lady Gaga?...She's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will fucking freeze it and call it art.
― everything, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
hi OutdoorFish! thanks for defending standards!
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
when he goes home he sheds a silent tear because shitting on top of a boiled egg is the only idea he's had all year.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
His interviews are awful, he's like some tedious blowhard below the line commentator on a guardian article only he's being interviewed by Rolling Stone and GQ.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
the only standards on here are double standards
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, December 7, 2013 3:08 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thank you, i thought i was going insane here
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Saturday, 7 December 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link
Lady Gaga- she's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will fucking freeze it and call it art.― footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:31 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IT WAS STARING US IN THE FACE ALL THIS TIME
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
that were a good post, that
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alHSFI1tuo
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
oh good, 83 minutes and 11 seconds of the worst fucking music ever made
― one sexual away from HOOOOOOOOOOMO (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
ah, we are in agreement, you have proved me wrong!
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Gah, posted this in the Guradian thread by accident.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/jan/22/noel-gallager-hates-oasis-videos
― carson dial, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link
eheh. I had never seen most of these videos but they are truly awful... and they do walk in slow motion a lot !
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
this is hugely entertaining. thanks!
"can we do that bit again but can you do it with a bit more energy in your eyes?"
― fit and working again, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
The DVD that comes with the "Time Flies" has a Noel commentary as an extra.
Basically, he likes the "Importance of being idle" video, and that's it.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
more than i like
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
"Is that Phil Mitchell?""No it's not"Love this whole thing
― kinder, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link
yeah this almost retrospectively justifies Oasis
― a man with legs made of sausages - that's not real! (seandalai), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
I like his reactions to the Standing on the Shoulder of Giants videos/songs. especially by the time he gets to Sunday Morning "that's exactly how I feel mate"
So yeah pretty much the most entertaining thing Noel's been involved with since Some Might Say.
― Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
That was so great.. When he realizes what song is coming up next and just starts freaking out, oh man
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link
ha yeah, "what's the next one off this... oh fucking hell, oh fucking hell."
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link
'that wasn't an actual record playing, by the way, and he's not a real clown'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
just came here to see if this had been posted. amazing.
― he drummed, pompously (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link