What even is this True Blood track?
― Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
honestly that whole track makes me think of the bears/menstruation myth
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
way to ruin Jim McMahon
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
hahaha
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
JT's the one to remake "Superbowl Shuffle."
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
heard 'take back the night' in a bud light platinum commercial - good classy product to attach your brand to, jt
― 乒乓, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)
so far this is kinda ugly and unpleasant where the first part was pretty lush
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)
cause i got you sayin' "jesus" so much it's like we laying in a manger
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)
smdh
please say the next line is "got you sittin' on my flagpole like you was harvey danger"
― da croupier, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)
There isn't interesting enough production this time to help me ignore the lyrical bankruptcy on display here.
― Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
He is sexy.
― RRRRR, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)
like Harvey Danger sittin' on a flagpole
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)
is everyone overcompensating to make up for the wholly incorrect split decision on the last JT record or is this really genuinely as bad
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 23 September 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
no it makes the last one look better in retrospect esp from a conceptual level
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)
― 乒乓, Monday, September 23, 2013 6:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
you realize he's the "creative director" of bud light platinum right?
yeah i figured that out when i googled bud light platinum and his name was like 5th in the results.
it's truffle season... time for tuxedos for no reason [and bottles of Bud Light Platinum™, a bolder light beer that's triple filtered for that smooth top-shelf taste]
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)
but yes i thought everybody knew that justin timberlake was the creative director for bud light platinum. ask any man on the street, he'll look at you in the eye as if you're crazy before answering "why, of course it's justin timberlake"
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:00 (twelve years ago)
also just now realizing the... irony? uh, not sure what the appropriate word here is - of not only repurposing the phrase 'take back the night' for his first single but then going ahead and making the creative decision of using that song to sell beer to frathouse bros
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
part 2 is so so bad.
― I make $94k Based God (rennavate), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 05:14 (twelve years ago)
i really like the first song
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)
The Yoko bit in "Murder" is the most mortifying of Jay's career.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
― J0rdan S., Tuesday
Me too. It's the return of that worried falsetto I liked on the FS/LS title track. Also, he's not trying so hard lyrically.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)
haha i liked that part
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)
I dont know if Justin T is worthy of vocal praise
― RRRRR, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)
hoo boy i had assumed the negative reactions were embarrassed overcompensating but this really is so so bad
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:46 (twelve years ago)
the last song is ELEVEN MINUTES LONG?????
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)
his vocals are so pinched and lazy on this album
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
More pinched than usual? I didn't realise that was possible.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)
genuinely yes
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)
she's got that true butt
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)
holy crap he actually rings a bell at the end of tko
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)
well this was a waste of 27 seconds
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)
was the entire album recorded at the same tempo?
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
Coked- up?
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)
maybe quaaludes
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)
I am afraid to listen to this now, the reactions have been so entertaining that the reality can't help but be a letdown
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)
Same here. I've seen the antelope torn apart by lions, I don't need to pick over the carcass.
― Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)
this is truly awful, it has this kind of sharpness that accompanies receiving information without the information to decode it, like watching 3d films without glasses, hearing music through a speaker placed in your mouth, &c
― schlump, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)
looking forward to it
― erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)
hearing music through a speaker placed in your mouth
Sounds fun tbh
― Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)
buddha box
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
i suggest you guys enjoy instead the creative decisions that JT is making in service of bud light platinum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZN8QMvuPas
this is... better-ish on second listen. j0rd is right, the first track is very nice. "true blood" is an unholy mess and might live up to djp's expectations
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)
wow @ being moved to willingly give this a second listen (you have to do it for work right?)
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)
lol i wish
mostly baffled and trying to figure out why anyone would think these songs were worth releasing
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)
there's one song – one! – less than five minutes long.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)
and it has drake on it
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)
The busted cherry on top of a gold-leaf cake, that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
omg i really hope jt chose the song for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUwkyj-RgRw
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)