Sounds like a parody.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 20 September 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)
hahaha this song
― J0rdan S., Friday, September 20, 2013 12:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Greer, Friday, 20 September 2013 07:27 (twelve years ago)
lol it really does sound like a parody :| so this new one is coming out already?
― dyl, Friday, 20 September 2013 07:29 (twelve years ago)
what even
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:21 (twelve years ago)
I had to stop the song after the intro so I could facepalm for a couple minutes before I could return to it
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:22 (twelve years ago)
yeah the new one is coming out on tuesday, same date as drake.
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 09:29 (twelve years ago)
this is def mediocre as fuck but damn, the way you lot were carrying on i had the popcorn ready for something outrageous :/
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)
lmao @ people acting like this is any more pointless, over-long or self-parodic than anything else JT has put out this year
― lex pretend, Friday, 20 September 2013 10:20 (twelve years ago)
lmao @ JT for thinking that this of all things merited seven minutes
damn not an Elvis Costello cover then.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 September 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)
imo you chumps have got it all wrong tbh, jt is clearly a modern day bunuel interrogating bourgeois absurdity thru luxury longueurs
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 11:06 (twelve years ago)
"Take Back the Night" not sounding too bad now in comparison, is it now?
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)
Come on. Like chanting "kill me with that coochie coochie coo" isn't jumping the shark so hard their water skies touch down in the lunar maria.
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)
sure yeah but like how is that not just the latest in a long line of timbo cringe
whatever tho nbd
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)
Wait is this the next single or just the track being previewed at the moment? World of difference imo, Justin's deep cuts have always had dippy lyrics galore
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)
reminder: "if you'll be my strawberry bubblegum, then I'll be your blueberry lollipop"
― katherine, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
Idk. That one never bothered me but I never took it as literally as some here did.
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
taking it figuratively is the bigger problem
― katherine, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)
Is the whole bubblegum pop genre a squick then?
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/S69FmgF.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ohSMAl2.jpg
these are all time
― 乒乓, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)
b/w the verse where lil wayne goes "i just kissed a avatar, now i got a blue dick"
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)
can't second the "jump the shark" claim cuz this is self-parody (esp right after "holy grail") rather than jt completely losing the script, but man this is dumb
― da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
but i've always thought his album tracks were poop from the get-go
― da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)
it's actually surprising that beiber or that austin mahone guy or somebody hasn't dropped some seven minute heartbreak wail with a dude hiccuping in the background
― da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
p sure it's a single. I don't even think this is unlistenable or anything, I like the beat switch-up at the end, but it totally fails the suspension of disbelief test.
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
They seem more interested in channeling Justin circa 2000-2004 than JT in his current self-indulgent elder statesman of pop pseudo-throwback phase and I don't blame them.
― Greer, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
it's prob a bad sign that I immediately assembled half the lyrics in my brain upon seeing the title
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)
It was assembled in one of those word association mad lib sex/love metaphor generators that made half of the last Ciara album
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)
...holy grail
...TKO
...grocery bag
― da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)
it's funny when radio stations cut off the first minute of the Jay-Z song so all you hear is an abrupt "OLY GREHH" before the rapping starts
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)
ahhhhh I wish stations here would do that. JT getting his Journey on is the biggest bummer
― The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
haha terius at his most tedious wishes he was steve perry
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)
this whole thing is shaping up into a Rufus Wainwright Want One/ Want Two kinda deal.
― piscesx, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)
Want None
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)
lol
― Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Saturday, 21 September 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)
Part 2 is streaming on itunes now.
― Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
oh gosh
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
link?
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)
first song sounds good, not paying attention to the lyrics tho... something about someone in a cage tho, prob not a good sign
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)
What even is this True Blood track?
― Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
honestly that whole track makes me think of the bears/menstruation myth
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
way to ruin Jim McMahon
― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
hahaha
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
JT's the one to remake "Superbowl Shuffle."
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)
heard 'take back the night' in a bud light platinum commercial - good classy product to attach your brand to, jt
― 乒乓, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)
so far this is kinda ugly and unpleasant where the first part was pretty lush
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)
cause i got you sayin' "jesus" so much it's like we laying in a manger
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)
smdh
please say the next line is "got you sittin' on my flagpole like you was harvey danger"
― da croupier, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)