R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"

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Are there videos online for chapters 6-12?

I've only gotten to see 1-5 and I'm stuck at work, aaaaaaagh

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 December 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

ok i think i found 6-8

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

aaagh maybe not

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.flagpole.com/articles.php?fp=TrappedInTheCloset

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Is there music for chapters 6-12?

No, ok — thanks.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Hilary's piece is awesome! Easily my favorite on the subject to date.

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I think she overeggs it a little by dropping in one or two many "intellectual" references (Harold Bloom, e.g.), but yeah, it's a good piece.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

I hope this helps someone. there hasnt been a post for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=scKnvg-JIDE&search=r.%20kelly

― Masterkiller, Friday, 30 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

by the way that was chapters 6-10. Videos.

― Masterkiller, Friday, 30 December 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

did we all lose interest?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 2 January 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

dunno... maybe kels should move to something new now (with some friends, i thought he should have released a christmas/new year's eve album !).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 2 January 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

it's funny that they're not leaking out, if indeed there are more chapters. as kit brash said to me a few months back, if he released a chapter every fortnight via itunes, everyone would be HANGING for the next instalment.

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Monday, 2 January 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

I think people would be pretty much exactly how they seem to be now; bemused, bored and completely oversaturated with their yearly allotment of R. Kelly nonsense.

― Dan (Trapped In The Closet Part 593) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 2 January 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

more than people, it's a wonder that kels didn't get bored before. somehow, i don't really see him as a person who sticks to an idea for years...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

People I talk to still seem pretty entertained by it all. The midget helped.

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

well, i really enjoyed the dvd. but i don't know, i don't really see the suite going for much more.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I was all ready to say "shark jump" when I first heard the audio of 6-8 but after seeing how it all worked out I wouldn't presume to know when he'll run out of insanity.

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

well, i keep thinking (since part 2!) that the constraint he put over himself of having one music/melody over and over is a... conceptual mistake !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

I don't.

― 'Twan (miccio), Monday, 2 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

i finally watched this, and i have to say that i find it without much merit. it's marginally entertaining or at least distracting as a fairly replete anthology of bad narrative tricks and clichés, and for its incoherence (for instance, how r. twins himself as protagonist AND visible narrator about mid-way through the series). and the fact that r. kelly was able to do this with fairly high production values -- and get so much exposure for what would be considered a failure as a junior-high-school play. i think dan's right; after the initial "wtf" reaction this doesn't really have much to recommend it. there are actually some nice camera movements and i like the (conscious?) use of now-stylized-seeming rear projection in the driving sequences. the other merits are all musical. in deciding to narrate absolutely everything, r. has done a few things with his basic r&b vocal approach that haven't been done in a while, and he is able to make the most of the skeletal, repetitive structure than probably any other singer/producer could've (or would have wanted to). there are probably some musical ideas in here worth copping. but as a whole, watching this and even thinking much about this is tedious.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 2 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

the "insanity" that so many here (including myself, earlier) keep referring to doesn't really seem like a particular inventive variety of insanity! i mean obviously r. is a bit cracked, and as important he doesn't seem to have anyone around him who's prepared to veto any of his ideas. but the results don't really have the sui-generis interest of some other "insane" music; they seem to reveal a certain poverty of imagination. the effect is of being pummeled with someone else's fixations in a fairly undecorative form: the mechanics of infidelity, the wielding of guns.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 2 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Oh good fucking grief.

I just saw this. All of it. Why?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Some things in life you've just gotta get through.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

all trapped in the closet fans should check out the sparkle 'be careful' video too.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I have the dvd and have been quite a fan but I wonder if I'll ever watch it again...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

sparkle ft r kelly - be careful

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

I just saw this. All of it. Why?

-- Sick Mouthy

Dude, this is the most classic thing ever. I think I know all the words. My favourite bit in the video is the bit when R. sings "midget!" and there's a delay on his voice and for everytime the word is repeated he teleports back slightly until he's standing in the kitchen cupboard with his cigar. A masterstroke of visual art.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

The wikipedia entry for this is all I need to know. Holy Christ.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

No, dude, you need to watch it. Really.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

the saddest thing being we might never know the end of this cliffhanging story...
unless : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

i have seen just a clip -- the midget part -- and that was mindblowing enough. i should get round to it for reals.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

We want the second season!

― is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

TITC is supremely entertaining. it's simultaneously one of the greatest and worst things ever produced by humankind. it alternates between mind-bogglingly tedious awfulness and uniquely inspired cartoon genius almost from second to second. kelly is a titan of comedy. he's managed to make a brilliantly observed spoof of something that didn't even really exist before he spoofed it.

all trapped in the closet fans should check out the sparkle 'be careful' video too.

eh? I didn't get this at all...far too po-faced. where's the love, I ask you? where's the love?

― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

god i fucking love be careful! i'm going to buy that on itunes right now!

― M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I'd read about it and heard about it and even seen parodies of it, but until I saw the whole thing the horrible scale and sincerity of it had never struck me.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

'sincerity'? are you sure? it's much smarter than that.

― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe it's been almost 2 years already. such a wonderful time it was to watch it unravel.

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

the excitement, anticipation and WTF with each new part...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

eh? I didn't get this at all...far too po-faced. where's the love, I ask you? where's the love?

two years ago, promises is all i heard :(

i think the sincerity in 'be careful' works in much the same way as in TITC - TITC is more obviously tongue-in-cheek maybe but there's the same love of grand gestures and melodrama (ie both funny and moving).

btw sparkle is the aunt of the girl r kelly pissed on.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

well that lends it a certain frisson of eeeeeuuurgh. I wonder if they're still friends?

― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i found my dvd of this when i was, uh, cleaning out my closet last weekend

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

the director's commentary might be better than the thing itself

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my lord, director's commentary.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

What the hell does he say? Actually who directed? Did Kelly direct himself? I have no idea.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

all the bonus on the dvd are classic : kels watching TITC with a cigar and turning to the camera (us) to explain things = very classic !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, watch it. i think r. kelly discovered the word "cliffhanger" in the dictionary one day and the biggest lightbulb of his life suddenly went off.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

i can't remember who i talked to about this at the time -- it might have been miccio or my friend drew -- but you could seriously make a drinking game out of how many times he says it in the commentary track.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

here we go !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8LAeI2KyVM

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

We want the second season!

My friend works for a prop warehouse that supplies all the props for the trapped in the closet videos. Apparently they're currently filming the follow-up. Which is kind of stupid and nuts, because i can't imagine people really still care.

aside from brits reading about it on wikipedia, i guess

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i care. very much so.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

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