Stills: Hey, what about me?A bunch of assholes: Oh, sorry, your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Are you still in Buffalo Springfield?Stills: No, that band broke up years ago. Assholes: Oh, that explains why it got returned, then.Stills: So, wait, you knew I didn't get an invitation?Assholes: No. We never sent you one. Collective mea culpa.Stills: You assholes.
James Taylor, sitting in a canoe, strumming his guitar and humming a song: "mmm, hmm-hmm, something about assholes, hmm-mm, mmmm ...." (sets down guitar and does drugs)
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
Irving Azoff: I'm charging $500 a head for you to witness the once in A lifetime reunion of assholes.
Parking is free.
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)
$20 service charge and $3 facilities charge per ticket.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)
Jann Wenner: I would like to induct all of you into the Rock N Rol Hall of Assholes-er Fame
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)
JD Southern: Hey dudes, I brought nachos!
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
Gotta get ray "women can't rock" manzarek in there
― Spot Lange (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)
And granddaddy asshole Mike Love.
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)
"i'm gonna carve you up and make you eat your own liver..."
http://www.therollingstoneyears.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/197_James-Taylor-69375-13.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)
"I'm with stupid."
http://timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/james-taylor.jpg?w=720
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
xpost LOL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
"glurrrrrglllslazzzzzzzz..."
http://usir.salford.ac.uk/27139/1/James-Taylor_low.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)
happy couple
http://www.zoomerradio.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Carly-Simon-James-Taylor.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)
former Apple recording star plotting the murder of John Lennon:
http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2011/09/135.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)
okay sorry i'll stop.
"I'm with stupid" made me snortOL.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)
no keep going yr killing me scott
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)
http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/1e76c86a50f2bc5bf7309a813fa3e7e1/1210942.jpg
http://eil.com/images/main/Can+-+Anthology+-+DOUBLE+CD-416805.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
the fuck?!
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)
Wow.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
Is there a story behind that (beyond "CAN are assholes")?
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
can you make that can cover with the eagles on it instead of can? i'll bet you could.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
Kinda weird how much Taylor looks like Billy Crudup in Almost Famous.
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)
Don't make me wonder who the Malcolm Mooney of the Eagles was.
― pplains, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)
Damn, too late.
Meisner always had the worst hair in The Eagles, which is some achievement
― Ismael Klata, Friday, August 23, 2013 12:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Leadon by far the best.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/picture_11_3.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
The Very Best of Stalin
― The Bridges of Witchy Woman (Eazy), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)
"Most of Us (including Stalin) Are Sad"
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)
Witchy StalinTake it Stalin
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
Best of My Stalin
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
Hotel Kremlinfornia
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
I do believe we could chug all night I believe we could hug Stalin all night
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)
Joe Stalin, Joe StalinToo Fast To Live, Too Young To DieBye Bye
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
in high school a friend and I changed the lyrics of "Let'Em In" to:
Joseph StalinMao ZedongLeo Trotskyall sing along
Fidel CastroIdi AminVladimirLENNNNNIIIINNNNN(ooh yeah)
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)
Frey = StalinHenley = LeninFelder = MolotovSouther = TrotskyWalsh = MikoyanAzoff = ?Leadon = ?Schmitt = ?
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5359/ecdg.jpg
Young Stalin would've looked amazing on the Desperado cover
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)
Would read a Dostoyevsky knock-off set in the 1970s Los Angeles music scene
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)
The Laurel Depths
― The Bridges of Witchy Woman (Eazy), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)
Schmitt = Akhmatova
― Spot Lange (Jon Lewis), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)
Crosby, Stills & Punishment
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
young stalin remarkably dashing, I must say
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)
Trying to figure out who the Rasputin is in all of this.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)
tom waits?
― everything I do is funky like Debussy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)
Maybe Zevon?
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)
I like where this thread goes when there's not that much to say about the song of the day.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)
Azoff's gotta be Rasputin, surely
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)
duh...
David Geffen = Rasputin.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)
rasputin:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/04/25/Interactivity/Images/7%20john%20phillips.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)
the spritual godfather of el-lay decadence. and you just couldn't kill him.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)
plus, geffen doesn't look nefarious enough.