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IT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY GLAD
IF YOU FOCUSED ON MY NADS
AMANDA

Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

LIFE'S A BITCH AND LIFE'S A GAS
WHEN I'M DESTROYING YOUR PEACHY ASS

AMANDA

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)

IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
WHICH MEANS TIME TO HOLLOW PEEN

AMANDA

Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BTBI L

Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

Whoops...

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BUT I LOVE YOUR JUICY YAM
AMANDA

Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

surely JUICY CLAM?

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

"grim reapah!"
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

AMANDA

crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES

AMANDA

Euler, Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

Hahahaha JUICY CLAM indeed

Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

DAVE THE DOPE FIEND
SHOOTIN' DOPE

AMANDA

WHO DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF WATER NOR SOAP

AMANDA

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

IT WAS REALLY NOT MY PLAN
TO POP OFF IN YOUR HAND
AMANDA

Clarke B., Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA USE MY ROCKMAN® AMP
TO GET YOU NICE AND DAMP

AMANDA

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?
YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR

AMANDA

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)

BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

AMANDA

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS
AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS

AMANDA

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
I'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU

AMANDA

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY

AMANDA

Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPER
CAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER

AMANDA

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
AS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE

AMANDA

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

DOLL STEAK!
TEST MEAT!

AMANDA

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACO
AS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO

AMANDA

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
LET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO

AMANDA

Euler, Saturday, 24 August 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)

EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNG
TIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUE
AMANDA

Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORD
KNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORD
AMANDA

Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)

WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE

AMANDA

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton

Clarke B., Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTO
AND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO

AMANDA

Euler, Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

my god, this thread

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)

:D

Johnny Fever, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 November 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

:D :D :D :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIE
PUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH

AMANDA

Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEG
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME

AMANDA

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAM
AND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM

AMANDA

Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS
WHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING

AMANDA

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

:O

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCH
IT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH

AMANDA

zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAP
AFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP

AMANDA

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
WE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING

AMANDA

zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

lol kudos

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORN
AND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN

AMANDA

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWER
I WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER

AMANDA

Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIM
THEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM

AMANDA

Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOL
CALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL

AMANDA

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (twelve years ago)

FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANK
THEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK

AMANDA

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

This thread is still a fucking classic.

Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLS
AND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS

AMANDA

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWN
DOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN

AMANDA

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (eleven years ago)

IM DREAMING
OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

AMANDA

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (eleven years ago)


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