Boston - Third Stage

IF I WANNA BE A FREAK AND
SELL IT ON THE WEEKEND
IT'S NONE O' YO BUSINESS

AMANDA

IF YOU SQUEEZE MY LIZARD
I'LL PUT MY SNAKE ON YOU

AMANDA

IF THERE'S A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
DON'T BE ALARMED NOW

AMANDA

<3

WITH JUST A HANDFUL OF MEN
WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE OUT FOR BEER
AND DO IT IN THE REAR

AMANDA

LEMME TAKE YOU TO MY PLACE
YOU CAN SIT UPON MY FACE

AMANDA

LETS JAM TO CHARLES MINGUS
WHILE ENJOYING CUNNILINGUS

AMANDA

WE CAN WATCH SOME JIMMIE WALKER
THEN I'LL GET YOU WITH THE SHOCKER

AMANDA

LETS SHARE A LITTLE CHICKEN
WHILE MY SHANK BEGINS TO THICKEN

AMANDA

my whole life from now on is going to be dominated by the wait for the inevitable ilx cover of this song

ONCE YOU'VE QUAFFED FROM MY FLAGON
YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ANGRY DRAGON

AMANDA

I think I need to stop doing this now

ONE AND ONE WE WERE HAVING SOME FUN
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

TWO AND TWO I TOOK OF MY SHOES
AMANDA
ALL DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

MIND IF I PUT ON SOME NUGE
AND AIR-GUITAR WHEN I SPLOOGE
AMANDA

SINCE THE FOOTBALL IS ON STOPPAGE
LET'S INDULGE IN SOME POPPAGE

AMANDA

IT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY GLAD
IF YOU FOCUSED ON MY NADS
AMANDA

LIFE'S A BITCH AND LIFE'S A GAS
WHEN I'M DESTROYING YOUR PEACHY ASS

AMANDA

IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
WHICH MEANS TIME TO HOLLOW PEEN

AMANDA

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BTBI L

Whoops...

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BUT I LOVE YOUR JUICY YAM
AMANDA

surely JUICY CLAM?

"grim reapah!"
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

AMANDA

THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES

AMANDA

Hahahaha JUICY CLAM indeed

DAVE THE DOPE FIEND
SHOOTIN' DOPE

AMANDA

WHO DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF WATER NOR SOAP

AMANDA

IT WAS REALLY NOT MY PLAN
TO POP OFF IN YOUR HAND
AMANDA

I'M GONNA USE MY ROCKMAN® AMP
TO GET YOU NICE AND DAMP

AMANDA

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?
YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR

AMANDA

BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

AMANDA

I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS
AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS

AMANDA

ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
I'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU

AMANDA

I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY

AMANDA

SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPER
CAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER

AMANDA

YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
AS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE

AMANDA

DOLL STEAK!
TEST MEAT!

AMANDA

CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACO
AS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO

AMANDA

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
LET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO

AMANDA

EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNG
TIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUE
AMANDA

I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORD
KNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORD
AMANDA

WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE

AMANDA

It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton

I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTO
AND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO

AMANDA

my god, this thread

:D

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

:D :D :D :D

I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIE
PUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH

AMANDA

I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEG
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME

AMANDA

I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAM
AND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM

AMANDA

GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS
WHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING

AMANDA