A thread for the worst ballads/power ballads by rawk bands

Actually maybe it was a good thing rock radio never existed here after all as it would have just been all this shit since the only time normal radio played any rawk it was ballads. I can just imagine the effect on the charts it would have had.

this is a super dumb thread AG

why so?

Some really greaeeeeeeaaat songs itt, including the first one mentioned! Crazy.

Well, it's not really that interesting to seriously listen to a bunch of decades-old things and pick the wors, with no real criteria other than taste, if you actually dislike them. However, this thread is actually GREBT because most people who are engaging with it are using it to talk about things we like or to critically discuss rock ballads, which AG seems completely OK with.

xxpost AG - because you have a definition of metal that wasn't always the definition of metal and isn't the definition now. when i was a kid a lot of these stupid songs meant a great deal to me and many of them are still great examples of rock and pop metal songwriting, something metal could use more of today IMO

i dont really have a definition of metal. I'm with chuck that a lot of things that arent considered metal are , at least partly, metal. Obviously my definitions aren't as broad as chucks.
As for this thread ballads/power ballads generally are shit imo and none-more-so than rock ballads.

this is a sad story!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vito_Bratta

as i said IMO others feel differently thats fine. As sund4r said im fine with people saying they like songs iit and discussing rock ballads.

who made you the boss of people saying they like songs

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I've argued enough with AG for three lifetimes, so I'll just sit back and watch this one.

i'm not fine with you sitting back and watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4UZPIr7SU

"wait" is pretty awful but man that's good guitar playing. with the double-tapping and whammy bar stuff he almost gets into like pedal steel territory

j perhaps you could be so kind to elaborate on what you meant as idgi

"wait" is great

but yeah he's probably overlooked, he had a kind odd style...reminds me of a pop metal adaptation of alan holdworth, kinda...i wonder if he was into that kinda stuff, really "liquid" sounding style.....

hi

hair metal solos are an element of music that's not been written about enough, the best of them were so composed and melodic while at the same time guys were really trying to one-up each other in terms of trick and pyrotechnics.....

otm

the worst of them were whammy-bar screech fests

I always repped for Bratta. I can listen to Pride for his playing. I think a lot of hair metal lead playing was pretty crude (talking about late Sunset Strip stuff) but Bratta actually had the chops that these guys used to claim.

Anyway if you want a good song then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqthrnE0DOQ

a couple months ago I discovered the existence of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RYmDm74IKE

have you heard the ozzy & kelly duet of Changes?

Some really greaeeeeeeaaat songs itt, including the first one mentioned! Crazy.

― Hooks on Phoenix worked for me (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, August 7, 2013 2:57 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously this is even worse than I would have predicted.

what a shitty shitty band warrant were. cherry pie video is sexist drivel that gives rock a bad name

― ..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, August 7, 2013 1:43 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

cherry pie video is sexist drivel that gives rock an awesome name

"we were all here just playing our classy brand of innocent poofyhaircore and Warrant just comes out with these strip club guitar riffs, and starts swingin' these wild, ribald double entendres around carelessly and....I don't know, suddenly, I had to ask myself if I could be a part of this new regime. if this was where glam metal was going...I wanted out"

--anonymous guitarist, unnamed glam metal band, 1992

when i was a kid, I didn't really listen to lyrics much, but from the bum warming his hands by the trash can fire in the video, I figured "where the down boys go" was to a homeless camp. like on some open letter to a landlord ish.

see also Skid Row

I did an air band to Bon Jovi's deep cut "Blood on Blood" in Gr 5, when I was 10. (Do they still do those in elementary schools??) I honestly had no idea when I was mouthing the words what "Danny knew this white trash girl/We each threw in a 10/She took us to this cheap motel/And turned us into men" was describing.

lol

sounds like a sorceress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc

ugh

How about "You're All I Need"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2emMdFdeXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC-9NBhxTxw

Sean Morpheus 1 year ago

I have such a soft spot for the 80's ballads because they show and bring out the feminine side of these supposed hard guys who make womanizing an art form. They truly inside do feel mor for and about females than just the physical. And that is where the inspiration comes for alot of this romantic stuff. Yes some of it is contrived to make money at the time, but alot is also sincere and that is admirable. Guys need to start representing our gender better and showing females how special they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=219aiv7ZLiY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuKPTtyrXY0

I still lol at them going "industrial"

Best tune selection itt of any ilm thread

I always wondered what music you were into and now we know

I aint been hidin

it all makes sense now you going from hair metal ballads to chris de burgh

the TKO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iug0X6cJDDM

Silent Lucidity sounds to me more like a Pink Floyd The Wall rip than a true 80s power ballad.

Ha, I kept trying to make that point on this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

just made an entire playlist comprising only songs ITT

strangely i kinda think Steven Tyler's entire power ballad style during their 1987-1993 comeback period was a straight rip from Easy Like Sunday Morning.