amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

Hey waterface, how 'bout this time the suicide without the endless suicide note?

there was also Girl A who broke off a friendship with Girl B, claiming that Girl B had taken her into a garage to show off how much Girl B's dog liked licking her vagina

in summation, small town ppl do fucked up shit when they're bored

Hey waterface, how 'bout this time the suicide without the endless suicide note?

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, July 9, 2013 4:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dog what are you talking about

We are talking imaginary all beef franks, not suicides

Opening this thread is scarier than opening the U.S. Supreme Court thread.

nice job creep matt

I am not a dog and you are named after a record you do not understand. xpost

I am not a dog and you are named after a record you do not understand. xpost

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg

probably an aircraft he doesn't understand too.

https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/356104542963761153

didn't click through

Did. I wish I didn't hate her and her music, because that was pretty righteous.

otm, self-absorption being correlation not causation this time

ha i prob should not have posted that story on the internet

You couldn't have foreseen in 2007 how afp-centric the internet was gonna become.

its true she kinda brought it upon herself

i think that's the root of the issue.

she seems like the kind of person who doesn't care, ruts anything big and orange

"Hey carrot juice - you're looking like something I want!" - another one hit wonder from 2005.

Carrot Top also fits that description iirc.

I didn't know the Internet was orange

http://www.sizedoesntmatter.com/music/us-singer-amanda-palmer-to-perform-in-israel/

fascinating

*strokes chin*

Oh man, I'm the one who will provide the opposing view to dumbshit facebook friends 'iSRAEL IS WORSE THAN NAZI GERMANY' links, but this is indefensible.

Well then!

Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer
“An Evening With” 3-Disc Set Out Nov. 19,
Presale Launched Today!

PRE-ORDER bundles include new items such as a limited edition vinyl LP, tea towels, mugs, journals, and by popular demand – the fuzzy velvet poster.

09- Poem for Amanda (By Neil)
10- Poem for Neil (By Amanda)

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/53835ee2656a64fef7520e26eec8c1fe6471f1c.gif

SO MANY VIETNAMESE SOFT ROLLS

26 – Do You Swear to Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing But The Truth So Help Your Black Ass

Oh, that is already a song by her.

oh ffs

A song whose lyrics are so unbelievable that I'm not even going to post them, and I've posted a lot of bullshit in my time.

re: this song

...i borrowed the above phrase from my friend maria popova's blog (http://www.brainpickings.org - it's awesome)...i think the phrase pretty much explains itself.

so apparently not quoted from NWA?

oh my god, the lyrics to that song

.i think the phrase pretty much explains itself.

do PayPal transactions go through if you specify $0.00? I want to actively contribute nothing to her website

xxxp: no, that's on every page of her website in reference to the phrase "DONATING = LOVING "

do PayPal transactions go through if you specify $0.00? I want to actively contribute nothing to her website

― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, October 2, 2013 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wish to donate to your Kickstarter

do PayPal transactions go through if you specify a negative amount? I want to actively take something from her website

Lol at "SUPPORT MY ART" with that donationometer right next to it

Holy shit that song. She is so bad.

I am trying to post the YouTube of "buy my book! Buy my book!" from the critic but I don't know how to on my phone so just imagine it here

already taken down from soundcloud?

one thing that’s so inspiring about listening to other songwriters is that you can expand your palette just be being reminded where the edges don’t stop. you can say ANYTHING. you can write ANYTHING. there are no rules, no systems, no boundaries you have to draw within.

*farts*

there are no rules, no systems, no boundaries you have to draw within.

unless you are writing atonal music there actually are tons

you can say ANYTHING

This *is* zombocom. Welcome.

lol @ maria popova and amanda palmer being pals.

It has been revealed that, despite advocating against the use of advertising, Popova in fact uses Amazon affiliate links on her own blog, while continuing to solicit donations from her readers.[15][16] In February of 2013, Popova received criticism on how she championed her site to be “ad-free” and a “labor of love” that requires reader donations to sustain itself, while she covertly received millions of dollars on affiliate advertising from Amazon.

millions of dollars!?!