Statistics (Number Theory or Poisson Distribution would be fine as band name but how can you give your band such a generic name?)
― it's the distortion, stupid! (alex in mainhattan), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
Just got an email today re: "The Harpoonist and the Axe Murderer." See, it's a two-man band, and one plays harmonica while the other...
― Same old bland-as-sand mood mouthings (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
I was just today wondering whatever happened to these guys, and then I saw this thread had resurfaced. They would have done much better if they'd called themselves "The Minders" or "Apples In Stereo" or something like that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQp_bNJFB-o
― dlp9001, Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)
"Cerebral Ballzy"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 08:56 (twelve years ago)
i swear i'm not making that up
Harmonica Lewinsky
:(
― paolo, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 09:28 (twelve years ago)
The Milk Drinkers
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:06 (twelve years ago)
T-Shit
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
Albums
Prostitutes - Crushed Interior
(27/30)
― xelab, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:03 (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
enough. i've fucking had enough of this shit
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)
B-b-but... we are all Prostitutes.
― emil.y, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)
^^^
also Prostitutes is not a band
― karajan up the khyber (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)
laying nominative claim to a human demographic with plural noun
here are some putative terrible band names
Poor PeopleChildrenRefugeesStudentsPolicemenCriminalsDoctors
etc
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)
Grumbling Fur
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 08:51 (twelve years ago)
Yeah sounds like The Yummy Fur and it doesn't make much sense.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 09:40 (twelve years ago)
If only they'd called themsleves Yummy Appendix
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)
əkoostik hookah
― Yes, Yes, Of Course, My American Friend! Ah Ha Ha Ha! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)
TS: Most Retarded-Looking əkoostik hookah Member In This Publicity Still
http://rlv.zcache.com/ekoostik_hookah_print-r1475674cb88d4917935a684feaf9733b_wac_8byvr_324.jpg
― Yes, Yes, Of Course, My American Friend! Ah Ha Ha Ha! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)
Perfect PussyJoanna Gruesome
― ian, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)
UTR have also been busy getting together our new split LP for Dog Chocolate and Ravioli Me Away that will see the light of day on Feb 24th
― night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:31 (twelve years ago)
Kind of disappointed to find that Les Incompétents has been taken as a band name.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:52 (twelve years ago)
Rav Me Away are super-good, though. Playing Brighton on the 15th (I am playing in London, sadly).
― emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:54 (twelve years ago)
I am playing in London, sadly
^ there's yr album title right there ^
― night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:00 (twelve years ago)
(also yay! and good luck!)
― night boat to mega therion (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:04 (twelve years ago)
That Ravioli Me Away/Dog Chocolate album artwork isn't gonna win over any bandname haters either.
However, RMA are indeed pretty fucking awesome as asserted.
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)
Wet Spinach
― goth colouring book (anagram), Monday, 21 July 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
they ruined my vegetarian sushi
― clouds, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
Just today I have learned of Roy Orbitron, which is just generically bad these days, and the awe-inspiring folderol of Hypocrite in a Hippy Crypt.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)
Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip
― clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)
Dirty Diapers
― rip van wanko, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
Testicle Hazard
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:15 (eleven years ago)
Couldn't help but notice that the Raveonettes thread is active on sna. Really glad this one was here too.
― how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 10:21 (eleven years ago)
There's this band fairly local to me called Childhood who are getting traction ATM and I can't bear to even check them out based on that name.
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:26 (eleven years ago)
GoGo_Penguin
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 12 September 2014 10:30 (eleven years ago)
Child Pornography
― rushomancy, Friday, 12 September 2014 11:45 (eleven years ago)
The Twilight Sad
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:00 (eleven years ago)
cage the elephantjukebox the ghostfoster the people
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:03 (eleven years ago)
maudlin the well
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
vertical horizon
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)
did a ctrl+f for meat beat manifesto, surprised it wasn't mentioned in like, 2001
― clouds, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)
Worst type of band name: somebody's something, e.g., Larry Weiner's Audiotronic Escape Unit.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)
Gil Matera's Party Dream?Brian Auger's Oblivion Express?Ruth's Chris Steak House?
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)
Nah, that last one is ok.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)
― rushomancy, Friday, September 12, 2014 6:45 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's one way to stop piracy
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
I just cringed at seeing the name Haerts for the first time. I might not have cringed thusly five years earlier.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
they should change their name to Haaretz
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
lol
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)
Apparently nobody's said Dire Straits.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)
just been informed of a gig down the road from me with three bands called The Amsterdam Redlight District, Sexwolf and The Broken Bones Gentleman’s Club
fuck off the lot of you
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)
hahahaaa
would guess at their sound but all slightly noised-up indie tbh
― imago, Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)
Selebrities
― 93. Oasis - pollrunner needed for this one (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)