amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

the brecht referencing i think brings us to the key point: mostly people hate amanda palmer because shes a drama kid

people hate drama kids because they're all little amanda palmers

they have no eyebrows?

nice clip, keyes.

worth pointing out, pointlessly, to the universe, that the ny'er article does not in fact say what she says it says

im just dying at like, her whole

she doesnt understand it as like

"brecht would be ruthlessly critical of me" or "brecht would hate me"

its "brecht wouldnt be PROUD of me"

well that's hertolt anyway

I was trawling through an old Excelsior thread looking for the post where Abbott described accidentally kicking a duck and found this:

More than LOLs is all I never needed you to show, then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!, 'cause I'd already know

omg

aw. as much as I hate ap, a teenager should be able to fuck a carrot without it impacting their education.

I agree but this story is reminding me so much of multiple stories I heard about junior high girl slumber parties gone horribly wrong in my hometown, the worst one being about a girl who put a hot dog in her vagina on a dare and couldn't get it back out because it broke off, so she had to tell her parents and have them take her to the doctor.

https://www.google.com/search?q=hot+sog+snopes&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

oops dog

not much, what's oops with you

saying whoops upside your head

*sings it*

Hey waterface, how 'bout this time the suicide without the endless suicide note?

there was also Girl A who broke off a friendship with Girl B, claiming that Girl B had taken her into a garage to show off how much Girl B's dog liked licking her vagina

in summation, small town ppl do fucked up shit when they're bored

Hey waterface, how 'bout this time the suicide without the endless suicide note?

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, July 9, 2013 4:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dog what are you talking about

We are talking imaginary all beef franks, not suicides

Opening this thread is scarier than opening the U.S. Supreme Court thread.

nice job creep matt

I am not a dog and you are named after a record you do not understand. xpost

I am not a dog and you are named after a record you do not understand. xpost

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg

probably an aircraft he doesn't understand too.

https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/356104542963761153

didn't click through

Did. I wish I didn't hate her and her music, because that was pretty righteous.

otm, self-absorption being correlation not causation this time

ha i prob should not have posted that story on the internet

You couldn't have foreseen in 2007 how afp-centric the internet was gonna become.

its true she kinda brought it upon herself

i think that's the root of the issue.

she seems like the kind of person who doesn't care, ruts anything big and orange

"Hey carrot juice - you're looking like something I want!" - another one hit wonder from 2005.

Carrot Top also fits that description iirc.

I didn't know the Internet was orange

http://www.sizedoesntmatter.com/music/us-singer-amanda-palmer-to-perform-in-israel/

fascinating

*strokes chin*

Oh man, I'm the one who will provide the opposing view to dumbshit facebook friends 'iSRAEL IS WORSE THAN NAZI GERMANY' links, but this is indefensible.

Well then!

Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer
“An Evening With” 3-Disc Set Out Nov. 19,
Presale Launched Today!

PRE-ORDER bundles include new items such as a limited edition vinyl LP, tea towels, mugs, journals, and by popular demand – the fuzzy velvet poster.

09- Poem for Amanda (By Neil)
10- Poem for Neil (By Amanda)

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/53835ee2656a64fef7520e26eec8c1fe6471f1c.gif

SO MANY VIETNAMESE SOFT ROLLS

26 – Do You Swear to Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing But The Truth So Help Your Black Ass

Oh, that is already a song by her.

oh ffs

A song whose lyrics are so unbelievable that I'm not even going to post them, and I've posted a lot of bullshit in my time.

re: this song

...i borrowed the above phrase from my friend maria popova's blog (http://www.brainpickings.org - it's awesome)...i think the phrase pretty much explains itself.

so apparently not quoted from NWA?