!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/13/jamie-lynn-spears-knife-fight-sandwich-shop-video/
― I don't even OWN a Television album (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)
bringing spears to a knife fight
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:46 (eleven years ago)
I clicked on that link, why because, etc.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:00 (eleven years ago)
not an email addy but… https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/717059045807431680
― Jeff W, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=interstingi apologize
― ulysses, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:20 (ten years ago)
hahahaha
― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:34 (ten years ago)
http://www.billboard.com/video/taylor-lautner-at-iheart-fest-2016-britney-spears-once-tried-to-set-me-up-with-her-sister?utm_source=twitter
― Best Beloved Trump-Pence (some dude), Sunday, 25 September 2016 22:31 (nine years ago)
But Why
― Mark G, Monday, 26 September 2016 07:32 (nine years ago)
momme can i get a atv for my birthday why because it look intersting
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:04 (nine years ago)
(I'm glad she's doing alright though, shit is crazy)
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:05 (nine years ago)
According to the report, Jamie Lynn, 25, and her husband, Jamie Watson, watched the accident occur from where they were standing, about 100 yards away.----Jamie Lynn's dad, Jamie Spears, commented on the incident on Sunday, telling ET, "All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie."
Huh, Jamie Spears’ dad is also named Jamie Spears, and her husband is Jamie too?!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:34 (nine years ago)
this is one of the pts where the simulation has broken down; obv the name generating code isn't working correctly
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:43 (nine years ago)
jamie! jami! jamé!
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:55 (nine years ago)
wow too many jamies
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:05 (nine years ago)
kick out the jam(ie)s
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:45 (nine years ago)
Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that anything that ran as part of Netflix's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:
ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31
If you like any show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, January 31, 2020 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:41 (six years ago)
great revive
― pomenitul, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (six years ago)
ffs
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (six years ago)
why because she look intersting
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:43 (six years ago)
https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/misspelling/interesting-intresting-interstingintresting - 42.26%intersting - 13.71%intesting - 2.07%intristing - 1.71%interseting - 1.36%intereting - 1.18%interresting - 1.06%Other - 36.65%
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:48 (six years ago)
This thread reminds me of the time when my sister and I found the email address of the guy who played Sam on Clarissa Explains It All and sent him a gushing and utterly ridiculous 'fan letter' in which we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays, as if the show were a documentary glimpse into a world that had perpetuated ever since. We never received a response. Rude.
And just to be clear, the time when this happened was just like a couple of years ago, so we don't even have the excuse of youth as a defense for our abject insipidity.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:02 (six years ago)
we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays,
the answer is meth
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:05 (six years ago)
I mean, I assumed but I didn't want to just assume
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:08 (six years ago)
Asparagus in yr teeth
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:31 (six years ago)
https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_lF6pDgT4C/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:05 (six years ago)
Now that this thread is revived I may as well quote Stephen Colbert from a month ago (talking about Trump):
“It reminds me of Winston Churchill: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds. Why? Because it’s interesting!’”
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
britney's IG is a treasure, I love her.
― Roz, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:42 (six years ago)
Jamie's pretty good on Sweet Magnolias.
I don't like the show but my mother watches it a lot
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:12 (six years ago)
why
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (six years ago)
idfk
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (six years ago)
It’s interesting
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:35 (six years ago)
opps
― Mark G, Monday, 1 June 2020 05:59 (six years ago)
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 11:45 (six years ago)
jame can you Email me a pic of your feet and do you wont to be in this show im workig on it called zeoy101
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2020 13:47 (six years ago)
he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (six years ago)
Props to Dan Perry for his astounding prescience. Sixteen years later, this is still the BEST THREAD EVER.
― pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (six years ago)
the thread we needed to reread today.
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:00 (six years ago)
Britney posts here?!
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
this thread has never been more relevant than it is today
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:25 (six years ago)
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rnhe has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
SCREAMING!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:29 (six years ago)
was "why because" a thing before this thread why because it's the best meme in internet history
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:30 (six years ago)
https://i.imgflip.com/yzp61.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:41 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/nov/20/jamie-lynn-spears-britney-created-so-much-power-for-herself-i-wanted-that-too
The Graun missing a trick on the URL there
― fire up the curb your enthusiasm theme music (again) (Matt #2), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:06 (five years ago)
Dan’s reply two minutes in really cements the classicity
― Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 5 July 2021 12:58 (four years ago)
bumping this because she's free!
― Murgatroid, Friday, 12 November 2021 22:59 (four years ago)
I like to think NAthaniel is still reading
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 12 November 2021 23:40 (four years ago)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYuUynDJIKs
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 15 January 2022 04:12 (four years ago)
intersting tweet
― (Still) Swingin’ on the flippity-flop (morrisp), Saturday, 15 January 2022 04:37 (four years ago)
and only NOW I do know only a scum person
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2022 06:08 (four years ago)