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bring on the anal!!

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

great, now i'm being edited. i'm going to lose this one.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, you'll all tire of me soon enough. Y'know, get bored, wander off, find something else to entertain yourselves with. Look, it's started to happen already. My novelty has worn off. I'm getting closer to the safe zone of obscurity...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

SHOW, DON'T TELL

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, major mistake to introduce yourself, now everybody thinks you're a self-important twat

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

*slinks away disillusioned*

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Louis, are you an only child?

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

no. irrelevant.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

ILM : Where dreams go to become crack and meth addicts, lose teeth, lose limbs to necrotising infections, prostitute themselves and die, black with flys and bloated, undiscovered for weeks on an abandoned and desolate closed shopping centre car park.

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah. It's taken just over 5 hours for me to no longer want to be a music reviewer...

I'm off to bed. I've learnt a lesson here: GET DOWN, STAY DOWN

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

irrelevant.
Wow, you really are new here!

Change your screen name to "bring on the anal!!" and everyone will be happy.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

hey louis don't worry this site has nothing to do with music criticism

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

and everything to do with trashing kind-hearted strangers

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the first post on these threads is pretty much always by Ned.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

It's part of my way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

he's our st. peter

― gear (gear), Thursday, 27 July 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

how did St Peter die? wasn't he crucified upside down?

...

that's rough gear, real rough...

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Introduce Yourselves!

douches

― fandango (fandango), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm with you about "silent to the dark", louis.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 28 July 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Hi!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

noes

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

lollllls

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Louis, I hope everything goes well for you here!

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

OTM

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: when's that olive branch gonna be retracted then?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

bring on the anal!!

― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

also, hoosteen, although i'm currently fucked i can still feel the crimson shame of embarrassment at that quote. it was originally designed to be an amusing parody of the WORST thing one might say on an introduction thread, turned out it became the very thing it sought to mock...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

If you're currently fucked, it is truly the day that all of ilx has been waiting for. CONGRATS DUDE!

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

fucked as in drunk et a little bit stoned. the literal fucking will have to wait, although not long if (one of) the pipeline projects blossom(s).

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

above all, however, i'm actually as chuffed as Kate Winslet's dildo :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

stoked for the madness.jpeg

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

The most meanspirited of threads redeemed?

(Come on ILM, I still believe in you!)

― David A. (Davant), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

First hint on success for your goal: Do not tell your intended that she is a "pipeline project".

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool', there's something called 'posting drunk on ILX at five in the morning', and never the twain shall meet.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

dude, there's something called 'playing it cool',

possibly my favorite phrase ever.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 10 February 2007 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hoosteen, where is your introduction thread?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god

― MY NAME IS FREEZER BURN (Bimble...), Saturday, 10 February 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

ban louis jagger

― Apple Juice (Apple Juice), Saturday, 10 February 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

Surmounter, as if your introduction here was any better. hi guys, i'm new here!!!! anyone else agree with me that tipping sux????

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

that wasn't my introduction - i've been around for a while. and your tipping joke is dead.

i wasn't making fun of louis jagger's introduction, either, with my oh my god. i've just never seen this thread and it's amsuing to put 2 and 2 together.

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'm joining the radio station next year in a futile push to get people listening to stuff that isn't Matchbox 20 or The Kaiser Chiefs. I'll fail. The moment I'll fail is the moment I put Wilco's 'Less Than You Think' on because the last 12 minutes feature some "awesome" feedback manipulation.

...or maybe the moment I mashed Einsturzende Neubauten and Super Furry Animals together...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

I had a lot more respect for Louis Jagger when I thought he had just entered his first year of college

― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Saturday, 10 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

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― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

dooooood

wai

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

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― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know what the deal is with that picture.

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh ur gonna be a treat

-- david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006

boy did i call that one

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

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greetings, still

― estela, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:24 (nine years ago)

why thank you, and likewise

― imago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:38 (nine years ago)

five years pass...

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― imago, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:16 (four years ago)

(that last sentence was parody)

― pomenitul, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:29 (four years ago)

Well, yeah...You were 17. 17 then was much younger than 17 now.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:34 (four years ago)

I was a sheltered innocent of 19 in fact

― imago, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:36 (four years ago)

I was 35 or so going on 15 at the time.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:40 (four years ago)

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