rolling autogoon thread 2009

Rapper Kid Cudi has been involved in an altercation that has resulted in the Cleveland native being tasered and apprehended by authorities, according to multiple sources.

Detail are sketchy, but the rapper apparently was involved in a fight or altercation while at the Reebok party in Phoenix, Arizona. Much of the music industry is in the city celebrating the NBA's popular All-Star weekend.

Eyewitnesses stated that Kid Cudi physically and verbally confronted a pair of Reebok employees. The artist was booked by the apparel company to perform at the venue.

Sources said that Cudi wanted to wear Jordan sneakers on stage, a move that did not agree with the people of Reebok.

Authorities intervened after the confrontation escalated and Cudi was tasered, a move to control his behavior.

The rapper was presumed arrested by police, but actual charges have not been revealed.

A representative for Kid Cudi was not available at press time.

Allen Iverson, a Reebok endorsed athlete, attended the party.

lolllll

what is it about ohio rappers getting publicly chumped
http://www.giantpeachnews.com/news/db/archives/fight1.jpg

am I late on this? meek millz

^^^am I going soft in my old age, or is this an actual half-decent (in a kinda third man to bat on a High and Mighty album posse cut kinda way) nerdcore MC?

Like tommy lee and pamela I'm fuckin on a camera
More stamina than animals Gucci is no amateur
Child who da damager can damage you and handle ya
Two girls on my bike one on the back one on the handle bars
Ferrari is 130 so I call that bitch tarantula
Got canada on calendar so shout out to my manager
I walked up in south africa I shot them bought 4 acura
I flip it like a spatula

No I'm Not A College Boi
I Am A So Icy Boi, I'm Tatted Like A Biker Boi
Were the So Icey Gang
Tatted Like A Biker Gang
Dreaded up, redded up, Wetted up, Embeded up.
Bet, You Dnt wanna bet
Pull up in my chevy vett, Naw u ain't ready yet
Wetter that yo girl get
Dolci bana, doce shades, dnt u wanna see da boi, see da boi, see da boi
Come and take a polaroid, polaroid, camera flash, camera flash I see yo ass
Lookin with yo lookin ass, so cum and take a camera flash
Jewlry game amazin, car game crazy
Gucci man Leflare!

[Chorus:]
When I'm with my broad
It's a photo shoot
When I hit the mall(mall, mall)
It's a photo shoot
When I'm in da club
It's a photo shoot
Gone get yo camera phone on
It's a photo shoot (yeahhhh...)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL!)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
Gone get yo camera phone on
It's a photo shoot

Photo game and chain man photo grabin memories
I can fuck yo thing but I don't fuck hoes in industry
Gucci mane la flair cold icey you remember me
Remember me from t.v turning on yo t.v
Hip-hop police say they lookin out for me
How u lookin after me u know I had a murder beat
Yea I got a muder beat for just tryna get something to eat
Me and my lil main squeeze give a nigga brain please
Chain zone refrigerate watches on the refrigerator
Red carpet shawty in the pop ritzy chasing me
How they gone catch me I'm...

[Chorus:]
When I'm with my broad
It's a photo shoot
When I hit the mall(mall, mall)
It's a photo shoot
When I'm in da club
It's a photo shoot
Gone get yo camera phone on
It's a photo shoot (yeahhhh...)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL!)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
It's a photo shoot (GIRL)
When I'm with yo girl everytime it's a photo shoot
Gone get yo camera phone on
It's a photo shoot

Red carpet shawty in the pop ritzy chasing me

^^^lol paparazzi

Me and Boosie smoking fruity, it look like a photo shoot,
shot out to my nigga webbie, my hoe independent too.
Me and Shawty Lo and a dude is smoking purple dro,
Me and gotti in a Benz and you know we gettin it in.
D-Block and gorilla zoe in a studio by club enzo and zone 6 morning avenue, Memorial drive you kno fo sho, tryin to find that trina type I kill them girls I kill the mic, kill the mic, I kill the mic so shoutout to slick killa mic
me and plies jiggy eyes back to back in hummers
so its ten times double wide 30 inches on you guys
ugk my favorite group for years been runnin with dem guys
8ball told em lay it down and i did dat bout 30 times

been playin out big stackssss lately esp "i gotta eat" + "big bank hank"

'i gotta eat' is hot. lol @ cookie monster stample

havent heard big bank hank ... i downloaded dudes mixtape & found it kinda boring but i might not have given it a chance

this is ridic though:
http://www.down-south.com/content/view/3401/46/

the new gucci traxx have been great too esp "failure" & "obnoxious"

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIFcopywrite's myspace has an asher roth dis track up on ithttp://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIF

thank god

good diss but it can't top the self-pwn of the audio clips

ultimate self-pwn is that the song is already in the first page of google results for copywrite.

yall heard the not a stain on me rmx w/ gucci?

im gucci man la flare but u can call me CHING CHINGGGGG

^^^am I going soft in my old age, or is this an actual half-decent (in a kinda third man to bat on a High and Mighty album posse cut kinda way) nerdcore MC?

― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Saturday, February 14, 2009 8:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u aint gotta stan for this just cuz he says "chubby chasers"

snoop smh dot gif

dont ever drag the name of the crew who did open mic nite + b-boy document 99 into your wack defensive madlibs again

^^^^ughghghghghg

lol there was an iap thread called WILL EMINEM & 3 STACKS DO RIGHT BY ASHER ROTH & B.o.B?

i posted

i am not even the biggest Dre & Em fan you can find 'round here but when you put them as falling behind B.O.B. (who is dope but not on 3k level) and Asher fuckin Roth (no comment) shit is so blasphemous you should call the topic "WILL GOD AND MOSES DO RIGHT BY TOM CRUISE AND SCIENTOLOGY??"

howd this crakka ass cracker get a cosign from Drama and his own damn Gangsta Grillz?? is Steve Rifkind takin it up the A from this kid or what??

look at this fuckin Vibe piece

“THE FIRST CD I EVER BOUGHT was Dave Matthews Band’s 'Crash,'” Asher Roth says unabashedly, bounding out of an Atlanta IHOP. “That is how suburban I am.”

He’s buoyant after a short stack of flapjacks. “I finally got into hip hop in ’98 when I heard [‘Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)’], the Annie sample with Jay-Z.”

It’s hardly shocking news. Asher (his real name), 23, was born and raised in Morrisville, Pa., a small town littered with “strollers, trees, and lawn mowers.” Which is exactly what the pale-faced MC is selling: middle-class minutiae.

“Kids from the ’burbs have been inspired and influenced by hip hop for years,” says Roth, recently inked to Steve Rifkind’s Universal imprint, SRC. “When I wrote my ‘A Millie’ freestyle, that was me listening to 10 years of hip hop and not relating to it at all. Like, Damn I don’t sell coke. Damn, I don’t have cars or 25-inch rims. I don’t have guns. I finally got to a point where I had the confidence to do this thing myself, and I was making music for me. And it turns out, a lot of people feel the same way I do.”

Effect, co-hosted by Pennsylvania acquaintances Don Cannon and DJ Drama, rattles with remakes of songs by Jay-Z (“Roth BOYS”), Shawty Lo (“Dey Know”), and Tony Yayo (“Humansirkme”), the MC’s first leaked original song, the

Weezer-sampling “I Love College,” is far from threatening. A typical lyric: “I can get pizza a dollar a slice.”

Vocally, Roth sports a pinched whine that unmistakably recalls a certain rapper who laid the pavement for him. But comparisons to Eminem hardly bother him.

“If you grew up listening to hip hop and you’re in your mid-20s, you’d be lying if you said Em was not influential and not an inspiration,” he says, clearly prepared to address the subject. “I’m not exactly pissed off that they’re comparing me to the No. 1 rap artist of all time.”

who is checkin for this??? I'm a white dude, I dont hate white rappers (Bubba Sparxxx = top 10 outta GA all time no bullshit) but this kid is str8 garbage and I feel like theyre gonna keep pushin him on us til people just break down and give up and thats some bullshit

“THE FIRST CD I EVER BOUGHT was Dave Matthews Band’s 'Crash,'” Asher Roth says unabashedly, bounding out of an Atlanta IHOP. “That is how suburban I am.”

lol reminding me of 'soulja boy reflected on his newfound fame' post

theyre gonna keep pushin him on us til people just break down and give up

man this is exactly the fucking feeling im getting right now. its going to break big too :(

sargnt88: what's iap-tv?
sargnt88: rap forum?

i didn't think about B.o.B.'s pitiful Andre-wannabe single in the context of Asher Shady but word this is some attack of the clones shit.

i mean say what you will about all the other 'xxl freshmen' that are pink polo motherfuckers, at least none of them sound exactly like Kanye right down to the vocal timbre

http://www.rapreviews.com/interview/gblack.jpg
^^^ the originator

Kids from the ’burbs have been inspired and influenced by hip hop for years,” says Roth, recently inked to Steve Rifkind’s Universal imprint, SRC. “When I wrote my ‘A Millie’ freestyle, that was me listening to 10 years of hip hop and not relating to it at all. Like, Damn I don’t sell coke. Damn, I don’t have cars or 25-inch rims. I don’t have guns.

^^no joke this reminds me of that fuckin dude from urb who wrote that nas piece "I AM NOT NAS. NAS IS NOT A WINDOW" or whatever the fuck that shit was

asher roth deserves loafers with pennies on them

im pigment-challenged btw

gotta love that Drama and Cannon take all that cultural capital they accumulated down south to put someone from PA on and it's this fuckin' kid

didn't diplo use the same weezer sample for those paper route kids? is "say it ain't so" the official i'm white btw riddim?

i had my heart set on the return of LA the Darkman

i love college is like... it feels like a joke to me, it really does. like are they marketing him as the one white dude in rap videos who dances funny? are they marketing him to my market as a normal college bro who can rap and is into collegehumor? i really can't stomach the thought of him being sufficiently crammed down our throats (nh, of course) this year

who is your favorite rapper drama is trying to put on?? lol @ willie "vanish in the vanquish" the kid

weird cause I always thought the intro to "Say It Ain't So" sounded like some Al Green shit or something.. I still like the Paper Route track w/ it but fuck this dude

i feel like at this point even the frathouse goons that they're aiming that song at are gonna say "this shit is corny, put that Wayne mixtape back on" but perhaps i'm too optimistic.

are they marketing him to my market as a normal college bro who can rap and is into collegehumor?

I think this is it.

The Flobots set.

nahh dogg i think youre right.... i dont get why theyre pushin dude on the lane of cats who already jam t.i. and weezy instead of on some rock music scene kid gym class heroes only-rapper-in-the-rock-section ish it feels like a bad move

i guess thats kinda the point??? the idea is to put this typical white nerd rapper and push him on gangsta grillz dudes instead of fallout boy stans

that's what i'm saying, he's being marketed as the funny white dude from rap videos. he's basically the living embodiment of the 'becky voice'

yeah im just used to this bein on some avoidable bloodhound gang 99x ish instead of fuckin up my attempts to listen to normal rap music

i think the worst part is reading other message boards where dudes are defending asher roth like "you havent heard his DEEP VERSES yet youve only heard the pop crossover stuff" & then they mean verses like that one from the video i posted

why else would he be rapping about beer pong? he's for gangsta grillz cats what coke rappers are for white frat dudes who like jeezy "ironically"

xpost to myself

i mean obv in their heart of hearts ppl don't actually think roth can rap i hope - so they must think he's "funny"

i know i keep on stannin 4 copywrite but i dont get how f'n asher roth can get on a major and this dude stays the brokest white rapper u know

^lyricism

cuz asher is ready and willing to become a caricature

Are there peeps who actually find this dude funny?