Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

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murder murder marcyville---jay-z

wizzard, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wiz, I know you use 1 to replace "I" when you're typing because you're too lazy to hit the shift button. So why don't you just hit "i?" I'm just wondering, cuzzin.

I'm out like Stevie Franchise with a migraine. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What da deal vets and everybody else? I have a little verse for guess who....?

Aiyo, Check it:

I sit back, observe, and strategize my lyrical moves/ battle with a thread Queer, whose name begins with a "Q"/ middle portion spells "OO" with an "L" that's attatched/ he drops sub-par verses, and his topics are wack/ be like the end of your name and stay "OUT" of my way/ I pack heat equivalent to the number of ya age/ that's right a 22, too late to claim you afraid/ at the ARLINGTON CEMETARY is where ya corps will be layed/ and since you a VET, the MEMORIAL is where ya name is displayed/ ended your run cause of the artificialness you portrayed/ conservative spitters, they seem to never come off right/ and even though my flows are tight, you still envy with spite/ what you jealous cause you weren't exposed to the spot light/ just to inform you, I never "QOOLOUT" when I'm blazin' the mic/ unleash ya secrets on how you tried to be me all ya life/ and that your character on this thread reps nothin' but lies/ Ima thousand miles away, and I can still hear ya cries/ but I'ma stop before I increase the tears floodin' ya eyes/ SHIT, AGAINST THIS VERSE ALONE YOU'LL NEED A HUNDRED REPLIES.....RESPOND WISE!!

"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"You'll be aight like blood money in a pimps cum"-Nas

The Best, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ok since that best bitch is too scared to reply my record is 1-0 on this board.now im going to finish off hillis now! and you motherfuckers know that ha shit was tight. i felt that mc hammer poster on bests wall verse was funny as hell!

now for hillis

my name is bob but im not the imposter/bigj calls himself the beast but im the monster/hillis plays ball? he would get cut by any roster/you some coward ass niggas like best/now ima put you to rest send you back to your nest/whats wrong hillis? your mom wouldnt let you suck here breast?/i LMAO like that coward/you need to be traded like juan howard/speaking of the coward he just made a fool out of qool/took em to school/making that fool hillis drool because he has no skills/my lyrics are ill and dangerously sick/hillis is like eve/not a bug in your ear but more like a tick/on the old board was called a hick/back to qoolout whos about to fall out/he tried to have sex but couldnt find the route/that punk 3:16 got knocked the fuck out/bigj gets props on the british chuwawa/but i blocked his shot and he ran for his mama/hillis was a cheerleader there singing raha/damn why you all always calling out bob?/you need to just keep your day job/unless your like qoolouts poor ass who doesnt have one/faggot best always quick to say dun/now you all had better run!!!!!

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Bob, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dedicated to Bob the Boob...

"you keep yappin in this thread HA!/I bet ya face turnin red HA!/why you keepin say my name HA!/you know I got mad b-ball game HA!/why'd you disappear for so long HA!/had to think up more lyrics to your garbage songs HA!/we're laughin at you HA!/not with you HA!/you suck HA!/lyrical bullets aimed at yo head so you better duck HA!/you're a little kid HA!/born in 1996 HA!/you're a BOOB HA!/you come in here cuz you got nothin to lose HA!/you gets no respect HA!/bout to get chin checked HA!/lil boy can't tie his own shoes HA!/Wack Rob ain't here to help you so you got the blues HA!/you suck big fat floppy donkey dick HA!/we agree, your lyrics are sick HA!/them bitches on life support HA!/you really don't wanna see Hillis on the b-ball court HA!/H3K reign terror on Bob HA!/that nigga loves to swallow cum in globs HA!/you mad cuz my Ha verse is better than yours HA!/your verses only found in Dollar Stores HA!/I'm loved nation wide HA!/you better run HA!/readin your shit is fun HA!/cuz you're dumb HA!/you're this thread's practical joke HA!/H3K exposed you as a lyrical dope HA!..."

YOU SUCK LIKE COLE FROM MARTIN'S PACER, AND YA RHYMES ARE JUST TIRED! REMAINING A BOOB, YOU NEED TO RETIRE! R. KELLY STOLE YOUR GIRL, CUZ YOU AIN'T BOUT NOTHIN! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, BOOB, SO DON'T START CRYING AND BLUBBERIN!

Moving right along... HA... Qoolout, The Best has called you out, and the thread is watching. We want to watch this battle develop into another classic. And Best, forgive me if I'm starting unnecessary beef, but those didn't sound like "friendly" battle spits. Well, we shall see. To both men, good luck.

I was watching the Pacers game on TV today. Desn't Kevin Ollie look like a fake ass Ludacris?

I'm out like called. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Call me wack Rob when you know you dick slob/ I stayed calm, watch you play yourself all along/Compelled to mention my name in every last one of your songs/I felt they were garbage, really never felt pressed to respond./internet geek, talking about virtual ball/is your real life that sad with "best" dick in your palm?/Your predictable and transparent, you need a life other than this/ only homo's like yourself can be sustained by internet beefs/go ahead, you swing, Rob aint duckin no pussy/ you may call your self a vet but I'm far from a rookie./ shook bitch! talk slick and get fucked in the process/ You'll respond promtly, seen as you have nothing better to do/ I'll get to it eventually, to see what shit you'll produce./ you still Lose!

I'm out like "every woman that ever met Hillis" Peace. Hillis, tell your moms Rob says HA! Later people.

Rob, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What's up to my boy Hillis? I'm cracking up over here. Naw, those ain't sound friendly at all, but I don't set the pace, I just follow it. You talkin' bout the thread is watching, lol. I been away from the board for a quick second because I had a paper to do. I told myself, "Self, you can't hit the board until you finish that work." Anyway, I come back and Best calling me out, sounding like Nas. People don't want me to turn into Pac, because when there is beef, that's what I do. But we'll leave that alone for awhile; I will explain it another time. Let me go think of a response for this youngin' . But first, on another note, did y'all here Nas on a Brandy remix? He says, This is the real "Best of both worlds." Kinda taking a shot at Kelly, but Jay took one at Nas on the CD, so I don't think Nas is outta line. Big J, did you pass it yet? Make sure you are in the right spot because the map is tricky for that mission. If you are, just jump off that ramp every time you lead them there. I think one of the best cars is the one in the glass house, in the 1st city, next to 8 ball's. I'm finished mine. Sup 3:16? And J- Dolo, thanx for that info. Hillis, I wondered the same thing about Wiz. Okay, I'm gone, but stayed tuned. Oh yeah, Bob I don't know if you get a half of bar or not. Vets, y'all think I should address this fool Bob? Holla

Qoolout, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Qool's Trademarks (vol 4): QOOL's up in here pulling Best OUTta the closet/ I was goin let em' go at the rest, but you wanted to start it./ For trademark move number one, I make ya one of my hoes/ And I comment on ya posts and all of your flows./ I tell it from the top that I'm not really a rapper./ And like them people on the ROC, you just a yapper/ I always wanted 2 ask since you claim to hate Jay,/ Why do you stay spittin that trash? Why do you say what he say?/ Speaking on your clothes and doe and calling ya self BESS/ in like every flow? You egotistical pest./ And then you say "Holla" went OUT in the nine O's/ but in ya beef against Hillis, a 1000's times: TOMATOES!/ When was that in? You got me laughin' OUT loud/ and don't let me get on 2 how you copied my style/ Yeah, I said it befo, I liked your rhymes/ and now I know why, B they were mines./ 1st early in the game, I was beefin' with Manny/ he was on me like a girl and got renamed Anny./ After that Bess, I hollered at the impostea/ he posted as Qool; that made Qool his father./ And I went and told him that I was his pa/ I took it even further: called him Qoolout J-R./ And you used both of them tatacis against my boy 3:16/ so when I say you copied, now...do u see what I mean?/ Oh you don't? Well let's talk about another day/ I used the "Ether" intro, to address ya boy ghost K./ Soon as I turn around, you using that too./ I mean I should be the ghost because it's MY material./ Tell the truth Bess, that stuff was born in my mind./ Do you wanna be me? Cause those were my lines/ And I already called you a hoe; renaming you is move #2/ so now I wanna know, "What is it you wanna do?"/ Do you wanna be Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool under?/ Oh I get it, you wanna be Qool's lil brotha./ And just 1 more question, my new found son./ Tell me how many times you gonna say the word "dun"?/ Once again, you makin' me type L-O-L./ Just like that time you quoted Chino XL.

I spit nothing but the truth. Not 1 false line in there.

Qoolout, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, nice spits dun. Once again may I ask, why are you just now startin' to battle.....nigga you should have been battlin' you got some mad punchlines. A, but don't think it's over I'll be back with my verse, I just have to go to class right now. "Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"you more faker than the background on the letterman show"-The Best

The Best, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up, vets? Damn is it damnit hot in this thread or is it me? The heat is really starting to heat up, wit Best and Qoolout spittin lyrical bars at each other, and my nigga Hillis....I was on the floor cryin when u was spittin dat HA verse towards Bob/Rob and now Rob/Bob callin everyone out, Damn, the Nas vs Jay-z beef aint nuthin compared to what's going on this thread, and that's why it's the hottest. What up, H-Wood? 3:16(WHAT!??), I wonder what Stone Cold is gonna do tonight? Can't wait. Anyone see Kobe vs Reggie Miller?? Miller said Kobe has issues to worry about and the fight had nuthin to do with the game or basketball. Kobe started when he made that 3 pointer and said something like, "How do you like that"? Miller said something, and Kobe swung at him. Miller must have said something about Kobe's mother or wife or someone he cared about, cuz Kobe started the whole thing by trash talking. He can dish out but cant take any verbal jabs. Anyway, how do they both get 2 days suspended and Kobe only had to pay 2000 more dollers than Miller even though He swung at Miller first?? I dont even like Miller but I want everything to be fair. Now back to music, my favorite club song right now is "Pass da Courvosier Pt 2" by Busta Rhymes&Diddy. Dat beat is hot as hell. Well i'm out but will be back.

"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/" 2-Pac

"Life ills/Poisoned my body i used to say 'fuck mic skills'/I've never prayed to God but prayed to Gotti/" Jay-z

"You think you gettin girls now just cuz of your looks? Negro please" Nas

J-Dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hillis lol you think i took all that time to write that??? ok you know that shit was tight thats why you tried to go all out on me.well its time i put you bigj and qoolout to rest!

hillis always talking about about b-ball/yet hes only 4 feet tall/waiting on his boys to give him a call/always the last one picked on a team/his shots getting anywhere close to the basket is just dream/like row row row your boat the life you post aint always what is seems/qoolout always trying to act all calm and cool but always ends up being a fool/best is using you like a tool/trying to name your freestyles? well heres mine/its called "hillid&qoolout aint worth a dime/quit wasting my time you corny ass motherfuckers fail to rhyme/

B stands for how im bullying you all O stands for me and robs organized crime B stands for the brief moment you had the upper hand

Verse two and it aint cute/hillis monkey ass plays the flute/always trying to fuck a man in an acute angle/come to my hood and you get strangled/my ryhmes are sick but yours are just mangled/trying to fuck with bob n rob? that wont happen/after im done you all will start clappin/i dont know what your doing but im rappin/hillis hear some bumping in the next room?/thats just your mom im just tappin/qoolout live in dc?/bitch ass still stuck on some mc hammer/

Bob, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey quool that was a mad tite verse,l geuss l underestimated you.bob why is it thet you claim to be on the same side as Rob but he never even mentions your name.ALL l use "l" instead of "i" because in some fonts its not possible to tell the difference between an "l" and an "I"..(thats the last time you'll see me type that.).its mad hot all up in this thread and the smell of beef is makin me hunger for a bar-b-q.Can anyone school about the speach that ice-t gave when he mentioned that pac shot himself in the nuts with his glock(the time when he was shot in NY)and he also added(the stupid nigga didnt even know how to use the shit.

wizzard, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up peeps? Wiz, man you bring some wild stuff to the board. I never heard that story about Pac and Ice T. Tell me where I can read that info, if you know. And why was you sleepin on me? LOL, still we str8. Sup J-Dolo? And Bob, you gets no mention yet. You're just a guest on here. I repeat to every other poster: "Should I flow on this fool Bob or just keep laughin at him?" And Best, I just started because I was never called on; you get props, but I'm ready for round 2. I'm out. Oh yeah, did y'all see who won the Miss America thing? That's right, Miss D.C.

Qoolout, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

uh oh, Hillis! U done did it now!! Bob/Rob is comin at ya hard now. These cats aint playin no more! They tired of you makin fun of their Ha verse and now they done gone straight serious, callin you out and everyone else!! You my nigga though and i'm sure you'll handle it well. Uh-oh, I smell Qoolout vs Best battle in the works.

"Aint nuthin better than the smell of gunpowder in the air."--Marlon Waynes "Dont be a Menace to South Centr...."

Lyrical battles have been around for atleast 20 years, and the internet battle is just part of the next step in the evolution of Hip- Hop. Whether they're friendly or not-so-friendly, mostly everyone knows (or should know) that words are words and if no one can take the heat, to get out of the oven...or is that the stove, or kitchen...IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE U CAN GET OUT OF!(Damn I need to stop watching wrestling lol!)Of course there aren't any real beefs on this thread, but the battle for Lyrically Supremacy on this thread is real, and as long as we have the battle aspect on the board, this site will always shine above others. And the topics are straight too as long as it has something to do with the Hip-Hop world (basketball, football, "black sports",A.I (not Karl Malone), etc. To all my vets, I give ya the 21 gun salute (bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!)I'm out but be back later. Peace!

J-dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, I'm out like feces when,...well, ya know.

J-dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fuck Jay-Z!"--Tupac sample from Nas's "Ether". Sorry I had to throw that one in. One.

J-dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN everyones gettin knocked the fuck out.

yo Q that car in the glass on the first island is my fav too and i think its the fastest one on there. ima try the mission a few more times cuz i havent gotten the chance to play it at all since the first time i tried it. i hope on part 4 they get some more rap music on there. lol i would die laughing if they had either on that shit. and id like to see you embarass Bob's bitch ass

Bob you flamin homo sexual. you make that police dude look good. haha you might as well quit while your ahead.

HAHAHAHA KOBE'S PUNK ASS GOT PUSHED OVER THE BROADCASTING TABLE!! damn i thought reggie miller was a straight punk but damn i guess Isiah done gave him a different attitude. and its funny how everyone says jason kidd should get mvp but the only reason they sayin that is because there team is winning. if the sixers where number one everyone would say iverson deserves mvp, if the celtics were everyone would say pp deserves it. but all i know is Ben Wallace had better get defensive player of the year.

This bob motherfucker reminds me of that bitch R-son aka 50 cents lol

"You don't gotta slap me five or give me a hug But it hurts when you gotta kill a nigga you love But I'm gone deal wit my enemies sooner Cause I got'em looking for my solo album like Kennedy Jr."-Jadakiss

"We that heat that can't be froze We that burn that leaves you cold We them guns you can't unload We that platinum, not that gold We them niggas you just can't touch We them niggas that's just too much Y'all don't wanna fuck with us We them niggas, murderers"-Ja Rule

"Bitch ass niggas think its all about Versace A week later them niggas talkin about (Yo, X got me) I thought he was my man, but he act like he ain't know me I knew he had the joint, but I didn't wanna make him show me"-DMX

Big J, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spit when I spit/Time to get what I should get/Cuz when Hillis spits it's shit/How ya talk about skillz when ya playin with kids/Everytime i see ya flow i be takin a piss/Qoolout talks about how everyone bites off him/But he be tryin to bite Best's dick often/My only competition is the "Best" up here/but all the other rest up here/Is mess up here/This nigga Qool be tryin to walk the streets iced out/Not knowin the walk, so put the price out/To get you stuck and punch yo lights out/Or catch ya car in the night and snatch ya wife out/You got me pissed off,frontin and ya whole clique's soft/If ya had a Roly on,I might cut ya wrist off /Then lick off,and slide ya bitch off/I hope ya ready for the kick off/I done sold coke,sold crack,sold smoke, sold smack/There aint no kind of time- out,once I climb out/The garbage can, wit 2 nines out, and blow ya spine out!!!/

Holla at ya boy, bitch!!!! Hillis, you can get it too! Qoolout, you can get it too! Big J, you can get it too! Best, u my boy but eventually the two "Bests" will have to clash at the top.The rest of ya, ya straight doo-doo And Qoolout, tomatoes??? That's what they be throwin at ya everytime you try to spit a rhyme. Hillis, tell ya mom I said "Be easy, I'll be there later to twizz da peezeah!".

"There aint no such thing as half-way crooks/Scared to death and scared to look/Ya shook" Mobb Deep

Bob, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

First off a little lightweight material for the thread of all threads...

"I'm through wasting my time with you HA!/this comeback might not even rhyme HA!/not puttin any effort into dissin Bob HA!/no one in this thread resects you HA!/embarassin you is not worthy of props HA!/we laugh at you HA!/don't try and write real verses because it's too late HA!/your Ha remix is still fresh in our minds HA!/you're jealous HA!/I get respect HA!/you ride Wack Rob's dick and he ignores you HA!/that hurts HA!/takin shots at me and Qool and Best HA!/but they don't give you half a bar HA!/I had pity on you HA!/cuz you sucked HA!/thought I'd give you a purpose HA!/you took it and ran with it HA!/I'm glad you're about somethin now HA!/keep talkin bout us HA!/we find you hysterical HA!

B stands for the way you "B"ow down to the thread vets, O is for you and Rob's "O"rganized homosexual activity, and B is for the "B"riefs that Rob wears that you think are so adorable...

Now to slightly more serious matters...

"I usually like to joke, but today I'll spit facts/and explain to this thread why I call Rob wack//I was takin a stroll around the old place we posted/and I noticed how "[email protected]" tiptoed in so he wouldn't get roasted//"Hey everybody, I'm Rob, and I'm new to this thread/I wanna talk about Nas and Jay, is that cool wit you heads?"//But we ignored you, so you disappeared, upset and neglected/curled up with lil BOOB Bob, and told him how you felt rejected//so you studied how me and Best went at each other spittin acid/you emailed 3:16 for pointers, cuz ya rhymes were so placid//so you hit the weights, came back, and brought Bob with you/but you came unprepared for how this whole mob hit you//tryin to hide your sadness, throwin lil barbs when you post on this site/but if we start tradin shots, you'll take the most in this fight//Best dicked you lyrically, and widened your asshole/so now gettin lyrically fucked by H3K is your next goal?//after I'm done hittin, who's next to hit? Qoolout or J-Dolo?/3:16, wiz, or Big J? sigh, you're a poor ho//you gettin more dick than Jenna Jameson/I know it hurts when pops looks at you and says, "I'm ashamed, son"/and yeah, I keep callin you out; you spelled "THRONE" wrong/and I was disgusted with your obsession with lil kids knees mentioned in your first song//I admit, I come every day and post on this thread/but unlike YOU, when I leave, I got a clear head//admit it, we're your guilty obsession, and it's plain to see/that's why you no longer refer to yourself as Rob-bre//we made fun of the B-R-E, and you promptly dropped it/thread vets run you, Rob, so please just stop it..."

Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts...

Qoolout and The Best: this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or an extremely nice battle. Either or. J-Dolo, I be havin fun writin those HA spits. I'm glad you be rollin. And I be havin fun smashin on these Eddie Kane ass niggas. You can tell this Wack Rob character is fairy tale. How many times is this nigga gon call me and Best a couple? Damn, niggas wore that out on the last thread, and here this nigga is tryin to bring it back. I bet this nigga sport a Mr. T mohawk. I pity the fool who crosses Rob-bre!

If Shaq gave Kenyon Martin a nickname, would it be "The Big Flagrant Foul?" But you know who I feel for in the midst of all of Kenyon's flagrant fouling? People feelin sorry for T-Mac and others, fuck all them. You know who I really feel for? Who I REALLY feel for?

Juwan Howard.

Cuz you know Juwan was King of the Flagrant Foul until Kenyon took his crown! Juwan's like, "What about me? I could have ended Derek Anderson's career! What's T-Mac got to do with it?!"

J-Dolo, I see how you quotin my nigga The Rock, so this is for you and the millions (AND millions!) of H3K's fans all chanting his name... (Hillis! Hillis! Hillis!...)

I'm out like "every woman Hillis ever met..." No wait, that's not it. Here it is... "Nooooo, he's leaving !" Who, who's" - wait a minute... that's not it... Hmmmm... ok, here it is... "AM OUT! ONE!" Damn, that's not either... How about this... "Great Britain, straight spit-" No that's not it. How about, "I'm bout to leave this thread HA!" No. Hell no. That damn sure ain't it... Here it is... the most eletrifyin outro in the entire thread...

I'm out like Kobe Bryant and Reggie Miller for another game. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't people let the great retired veteran live!?! I just had to come back and see how my Fam was. I see a lot of people giving some shoutouts, others taking shots and yet others trying to imitate me( nice try mijo!) Big shouts to Qoolout(you took a few shots at me while I was gone, I forgive you. Oh yeah Ko Samui is in Thailand) Hillis, Que fue papito!! You still have me rolling. Hollywood, you got a lot more respect, you deserve it!. Steph, the Queen B good to see your still on. The Worst(Best), Im sorry man I just had to say it it's a reflex. You just keep getting funnier!!. BigJ still repping Queens, I was in Roosevelt the other day, damn its changed..J-dolo whats happening man!! Almost forgot about my mate 3;16, cheers bro!!. Thats about it for now, Im not gonna throw my hat in the ring(just yet) but I smell something brewing b/t Q and The Worst(Best). I will addresss those who have slandered my name in due time. I don't wnat to do it but I may have to continue with the lesson plan. I believe we are on lesson #4...I close the show like the champ that I am...Hasta La Victoria Siempre...Manny Guevara...Ecuador 2002!!!!!

Manny Guevara, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Back again wit some more flow, dunnee...

"H3K was the first on this thread to start beef/unfortunately my nigga LOX, Big J, and The Best were receiving my hate speech//still, I paved the road for Anny, Chesney, and Willis/I'm not claimin I created em, the door was just opened by Hillis//without me, would we have witnessed the funniest shit ever seen?/that's right, BOOB's Ha mix, y'all know what I mean//what about The Best and his metaphors that cut/or Great Britain, straight spittin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?!/if I hadn't teased Qool about hoops, would we know that nigga was nice?/y'all can thank me for all memorable battles on and off the mic//H3K started this online rappin with his brand of animosity/had niggas runnin for dictionaries, thesauruses and glossaries//all you other cats tryin to advance, I gave you a purpose to post/If not for Hillis 3000 internet spittin wouldn't have made this thread the G.O.A.T.//So I'm not surprised when Wack Rob comes in here and tries to be me/you copied my style, you study it every evening//why you startin beef with The Best? yawn, I did that a while ago/and I know when The Don mentions your name, you smile you ho//what's next? you gon start a b-ball battle with Big J, 3:16, and Qoolout?/I know you're sad cuz you're overlooked and I preach to a full house//like I gave Bob a purpose, I can give you some worth//Hillis saves! seek me, and I'll heal all your hurt//when you posted on the old site, you didn't want war/as a matter of fact, you left discouraged, you couldn't take being ignored//then all of a sudden you return? all of a sudden you brolick?/what happened? your boyfriend Bob wasn't up for another late night frolic?//I gave Bob a reason; he's now this thread's lyrical clown/so now you can be the thread's ho, and we'll all pass you around//The Best and I went first, we already lyrically fucked you/Qoolout, 3:16, wiz, Big J? y'all want some cuz Rob-BRE sucks, too//get it? he sucks? please pardon the pun/anything else left to say? nope, H3K is done..."

Damn! A nigga is so fucking bored! VU is on spring break, and I ain't have no money to go nowhere, so I'm stuck on campus with no one here. I'm at work right now (actually, I'm in my room - I'm supposed to be downstairs watching the doors) and it's damn 4am. But it's tight ass pay. $7.25 to just sit there... or not... but I'm still gettin paid.

H3K has finally come back to the internet. I got a TV show here at VU and it's the tightest! Everybody loves watching us act silly. If y'all want to see your boy H3K, go to www.vanderbilt.edu/vtv and click on "Collard Greens and Cornbread" Y'all can check us out.

I'm out like Kenyon Martin will be if he keeps on flagrant fouling niggas. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Forgot some shit...

Rob-BRE (why don't you still address yourself as that?), you got one wack post every one post average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I hope y'all niggas know I ain't tryin to take credit for none of the stuff y'all done said, I'm just sayin I gave y'all a window to use the classic stuff y'all spat. It's all love, though.

I'm out like Mario Lemeuix for the season. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was that a Manny sighting?

Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well we have Manny back? This is a getting back to the good old days, this is getting better every minute. Welcome back Manny. Well it seems we have some very prominate battles going on here. So may I introduce you to "Lyrical Forum Battle 2002" for our first match we have a very good good card ladies and gentalmen. No doubt that this is abig one indeed. In one corner we have a man that has been in the ring for a while. He is no spring chicken when it comes to battling. He is Hillis "I am out like, you are going to Knocked out" H3K and his opponet he is sertainly up for the challenge. He is the man that brought you HA, He is Bob "I will beat the shit out of you if you call me boob". Wow very action packed! And the next match is match in the making, in one corner we have The king of QOOL, He is Qool "Don't steal my punch lines or qoutes" OUT. And his opponet sertainly is the self prclaimed Best of this forum. He is Best "Holla went out in the 90's"

And comming soon Qoolout may have a score to settle with current foe Bob. This is the battles of the year! -- This my lame dumb ass trying to sound like a fake Don King.

Hollywood Jaimison, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What's up Inet fam? H-Wood was that you because I see the email is different? Hillis, sorry you gotta be in that fight that nobody watches. You know how the main event is the one everyone wants to see, but the one before that is the one with the nobodies. But you already proved yourself on here, so I'm not saying you are a nobody, but it's like an NBA player vs. a high schooler. And the student is in the 10th grade. Bob keep talking, you're funny to me, but I'm not givin you a flow; you're not worthy. Was that really Manny? People figured I fell off because I didn't get any real beef since board number 1. But I'm proving I'm Still-matic, lol. Y'all get it? Now people trying to use the name in vain, maybe even those I have already defeated. (Slick shot or harmless line?) Hillis, I thought I did trademark #2 before you started flowing. I don't know, but I am 100% sure you were beefing before I was. Oh yeah, your last few flows were tight, but you are wasting your skills on that clown bob. I mean you are wasting your SKILLis, lol. You get props for using that the other day too. Big J, I think I'll let him be. You had me laughin about R. Miller. Everybody tells me that he's soft. He wasn't having that from Kobe. See, he's just qool, but if you try to carry him the coolness leaves. And that man is the king of trash talking, but Kobe wants that crown, lol. J Dolo, did you type "bang" 21 times, lol? Where is 3:16? Holla

Qoolout, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quool before l forget,heres a link to the pac/ice-t shit.lam actually looking for a website with the exact speech transcribed.

http://www.hitemup.com/news/viewnews.cgi?newsid1014541222,69945,

Nice to see that bob is pulling his pants up a little.but it will be a very long time before the HA verse is forgotten.even if Bob signs with ROC niggaz can still come to this thread and see his humble beginnings.Am l the only one who wants to smack camron for startin to sound like Jigga just coz he has joined ROC).

This is what Hussein fatal(Pac's outlaws) thinks about nas...... the initial question was "whatya gonna do when you get outa jail"

HitEmUp: Focus on rap and stay out of the streets. Fatal: Focus on rap and say out of the, I'm a be a real rapper, you can call me a studio gangsta now, I'm gonna be like Nasty Nas or Mobb Deep or something like that. (Laughing) HitEmUp: Some how I doubt it. Fatal: Those niggas don't never break the fucking law, that son of a bitch. Haha, word up. Until the time come when uh, I ain't really mad at niggas that are out there breaking the law but you know, hey, I done did that man, I already did that, it's done man. And them niggas, I heard on the internet there's like a site, that say I'm an unofficial Outlaw, or some shit like that. I mean, I am the Outlawz, point.....

So much for escobar.

wizzard, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apologies...thats Qool (not Quool). Some busta runned off with the beats fo canibus fund....you see,thats why our people never have nothin,coz we dont support each other.

wizzard, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doing this to Destroy and rebuild seemed kinda appropriate...

...This is journey into the worlds most largest and notorious thread; Throwdowns. Listen while 3:16 saves his thread from the most cowardest bitches....

...I'm the hottest one doing this so I start the hit/stick around fellas while I explain some shit/giving you a run down on the boy kids love to ROB/with his weak ass lines, you guessed it - Bob/came on the thread trying to start violence/couldn't handle the shit so he's out like non-complience/see me in the street then suck my hand- held appliance/made your name on a computer like some kind of WIERD SCIENCE/Shit, Boob's his name of choice or is it an alias/however much you read it theres no chance of recreating this/Now I got to take the thread back to when it first started/stepped on the muthafucker and the growth could not be charted/so 3:16 has to clean up what this muthafucker left me/next week, dun is forgot about like his name was Chesney/ride rough like DMX/REAL RECOGNISE REAL, normally calm but you getting me vexed/I known I can beat you every one of these times/YOU knew that I beat you when you laughed in your rhymes/NOW HE GOT JEALOUS AND MAD AT MY SHINE, HA!/MAKING SILLY TAPES I'M ALWAYS ON HIS MIND, HA!/come on Bob Hope what are you trying to find, HA!/Boob for the record I took your mom from behind, HA!/Bitch I'd kick your ass, you end up another casulty/but this thread we gotta have unity

They say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, Nah we the strongest thread, but weak niggaz kill it/so they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah we the strongest thread but its cowards that kill it

Since we on the subject of silly muthafuckers/Boob aint the only faggot at the moment starting ruckus/Lil' J tried to diss me when he know he cannot/like when Qoolout was holding down the Manny-Anny spot/Never saw eye to eye since I started my saga/came up with this while I was sipping on lager/that dont matter now you clowns know what I meant/didn't sell your mom a bag, sold a whole shipment/He was scared of little white kids and would hide every day/from "J Hobson" to "Big Gay", now he's "little J"/stood on street corners giving his ass away/but none of the other kids wanted to play/Squirell tried to test me, man dick riding squilrell/nuthin' else to say man, Squirell tried to test me

ahh.. Back with ass niggaz in fear, fuck them niggaz go head with the program man, proceed

Kazper the freindly bitch wanted to start war/so her rank moved up from ho to whore/bitch you aint write that you stole Nelly Furtado's note book/so I could kill you with a lyric or kill you with a meat hook/K to the A-Z, P to the E-R?/I set to run you down after I hotwired your dads car/but the engine only gave out the slightest murmur/and Kazper is still a pussy so i'ma call him Kaz-purr...

WHAT!

Shit I would do the whole thing but its too damn long, ah well... Bob Hope, Bob, Boob, Bobbit, Wobbit, Wabbit, whatever muthafucker, battle of the bests? you retard! that happened when ME, BEST, and HILLIS were at war, days of Apocolypse i think it was called....

Wassup peeps, shit, did I miss anything? Hillis (and any of the rest of you) you cant give me grief if MY Wildcats dont win in the final, I wont be playing, I fucked up my knee (reoccuring ligament and cartiledge injury), but I'm sure my man Happy can fill in as 2 guard!

Damn, was that Manny? He popped up faster than premature ejaculation! If it was, wassup Manny, how your travels been?

Shout outs to the usual vets...

"I would use the F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright" - MC Serch

Peace

3:16, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn, Bob! It's like that?! I see his lyrics are getting there, even callin out heads. This battle is off the heezey for-sheezy. Yo, Hillis, what up my nizzee? 3:16, that shit was hot and I imagined it wit the "Destroy and Rebuild" beat and to me it sounded hot. This nigga Austin got his ass whooped again. He'll get his revenge. Oh shit, I'm almost late for work. Be back later, vets.

"Life's a bitch, and then you die/Thats why I get high cuz you never know where you gonna go".--A.Z

J-Dolo, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hahahaha 3:16 you and bob is like that 50 cent mother fucker! and "Big Gay" is getting more tired than "The Back". corny ass mother fucker gotta spit the same shit hes been spittin since the old thread. lol this punkass should get a record deal, im sure any cd you would put out would sell well. yeah it would have a bunch of people laughing and would make an excellent coaster or frisby. lol

Big J, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DAMN!!!!!!

THE THREAD'S PICKED BACK UP!!!!!! Niiiiiice!!!! I been reading it and mad shits been happening up on here! 3:16's back, Qool's battling, and Manny came back?!??! Wuz that the real Manny??? I wonder.....it sure as hell sounded like him tho.

All the reminiscing of funny shit had me LMFAO. It wuz hilarious. And Q!!! Damn that wuz a nice verse. Oh and that dude nwp or wtv his name wuz who posted the link to the Boondocks comic, does anyone read that on here???????? I read it like fuckin every day, I love it!!!!! Its hilarious! It wuz talks about like everythin goin on, ya i know its a comic strip but for real! u all should read it. Heh 3:16, my bball team's in the finals too! Yea nothin that major seeing as how its girls high school ball but to me its big!!!! Anywayz we should win...hmmmm wwhat else. Bob, all I have to say is fuckin GIVE IT UP. That Ha remix?!?!! I wuzn't laughing I wuz feeling sorry for you for actually thinking it wuz good!!! Hillis yours wuz tight tho. Anywayz I'm out for now! Shoutouts to Qool(u got your beef ;) ), J-Dolo, 3:16 (welcome backkk!!), Best, Hillis, Big J, Hollywood, and to SecondSage and LOX, wherever they are!

Steph, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal vets and everybody else. Man I swear dun, pledgin' is no joke.....THA SHIT'S BROLIK AS FUCK!! But you know me wo, I must handle mine cause there's no crab/bitch nigga this way for real for real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know niggaz is awaitin' the verse, so without further adue(spellin') here it is....

Aiyo, Check it:

Honestly Q, do you know who you battlin' with?/ Allah of metphors, blessed with this lyrical gift/ You couldn't SEE me in a battle with BINOCULAR strength/ I'm too DEEP you'll DROWN tryin' to follow my SPITS/ you and tightness are opposite like nonfiction and myths/ my worst freestyle's deminish ya BEST written shit/ Too advanced, your left alone in the depths of the midst/ I respond viciously, shit's about to get wreckless/ the mic CORD'S around my neck, I SHINE more than ya necklace/ aiyo my pen is dymanite, it can explode any second/ upsettin' ya internal form without touchin' intestines/ exit ya shape and you'll know what the meanin' of rest(death) is/ simplistic verse, basically labeled aight/ the only QOOL thing about it, is that it's perfectly typed(LOL)/ lyrically and metaphorically it's a blasphemous sight/ and it's obvious that you're not very familiar with mics/ fartin' out the mouth again, sayin' that I've taken ya style/ you got this shit all BACKWARDS like the FLOW of the NILE/ this dispute has been discussed, argued, and wisely debated/ and we came to the conclusion that you didn't create it!/ so all that "takin' my style" talk, NIGGA YOU CAN JUST SAVE IT!!/ I'm about to dead this battle before it reaches round three/ you're not on my level, lyrically tryin' to underhand me/ If I STOOD OVER YOU, you still wouldn't UNDERSTAND ME/ I'm out cause I'm even gettin' sick from my own flow/ and the real Q'S I know rep PURPLE AND GOLD!!......ONE MYSELF......"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Yall niggaz is pussy, I squeeze and vaginas bleed"-Cormega

The Best, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was Bitten (vol 5) You bit my style and I wanna say it no more/ and if you want exacts facts, re-read V. number four/ I thought he would diss me, so I'm reading and waitin'/ But for most of his post "BESS is the greatest."/ Come on dog, that bostin' gettin' old/ As well as that "he's leaving, blah blah" outro/ I don't care if you come with metaphors similes, or rhymes/ Your flows lack fact, and you say they're better than mine?/ Now you speaking about 22's, but never ever saw a hostler./ It's time to smell the Folgers you know Qool will roast ya./ And dogg, it's because I am the qoolest/ you name me a vet that I ain't influenced./ I ain't gonna lie, they influence me too,/ But you took way too much; if this was court I'd sue./ Because you're a Qool quotin' fool, but you don't site your source./ You ain't the Best on the thread, get off that high horse./ And you ain't in a frat, you sorority sister./ Mor-is-Breast or the Bess- that alone elements mister (Mr.)/ But I respect my black woman & I respect your religion./ But save the Allah talk, because I am a Christian./ See how I can kill, everything that you say?/ You beating Qool? Ha; it'll be a cold day./ How could you even think to call yourself Best/ after Steph called you puss and you ain't even contest?/ After I asked my boy to go easy on his enemy?/ You know who he be; he claims Tennesess./ If it wasn't for Qool, he'd still be killin ya/ And I speak for much of the thread, when I say we ain't feelin ya./ And it's mainly when you say it's your board/ Like Bob, it's been ignored but I'm tellin ya, "your not our lord"./ And when you mentioned Arlington, that was too funny,/ because it's in Virgina; I live-in D.C., dummy./ Somebody go get this man a map./ That line had me laughin' more then "THE BACK"./ I could probably put out a tape with all them bloopers./ Blame it on a drunken stupor when I drop you like King Koopa/ I advise you to go at another vet/ or as you call em' a "new comer"/ Cause you ain't ready yet/ you gettin' jammed like the summer./ You beefed with about 99% of the board, that proves you are hated,/ And you come BACK for more, that proves you can take it./ But what was on your mind/ when you sat at that PC and challenged East Double 9? (east997)/ Like the licks on toosie rolls, we may never know, SUCKA/ And who am I addressin'? (WHO? WHO? WHO IS IT?) Yeah, that Bess MOTHA.... You know the rest.

I don't know where they found you Segal but your flow is my anyway, so don't bite the hand that feeds you- Jadakiss

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yup, this is the 'One and Only', yours truly-Manny G...I must say you roaches can flow, I am not even gonna get into that kind of battle..The Worst(Best) your not bad fella. Your pledging right? Lot of my people are Sigmas and Alphas. You must be going through some rough shit, wait till you get branded. And then your going to start doing your little dance. Cute. I was an honorary member of Phi Iota Alpha, the Latino Frat. Fuck that was years ago...Anyway, Qoolout you are really taking the influecing thing to an extreme.Lil' man you did not influence anybody....3:16, my travels went well did all of South East Asia, Vietnam and Cambodia are the places to hit up. At least my favorite. Thailand has great Islands Ko Samui,Ko Phangnang and Phukett are all great. Malaysia is expensive, KL the capital is dope...Steph, tu sabes como son los Latinos, nunca jugamos...Well gotta get back to work kids, Dad will be back later. So Behave...Hasta La Victoria Siempre...Manny Guevara...

Manny Guevara, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh... I thought this was supposed to be a friendly battle...

"Just sit back and watch this new battle unfold/but H3K seen this comin awhile ago//Qoolout felt plagiarised and he made mention/The Best was offended, and I felt the tension//they said it was all fam, but I knew the love wasn't real/I watched them both position themselves to move in for the kill//Best made the challenge, and said it'll be friendly/but I don't think this will finish with a happy ending//Qoolout claimin The Best stole his style/The Best believes Qoolout's accusations are wild/who's wrong? who's right? H3K will not be the judge/he'll just sit back and watch these niggas shoot lyrical slugs//my words are prophetic: Qool vs. Best will be classic/watch these veterans strategize with new lyrical tactics//good luck to both men, don't get caught slippin/lettin down your guard could bring a lyrical ass-whippin//so gentlemen continue, please don't stop/here's a question for the spectators: who'll be the first to drop?"

3:16, my nigga, WHAT?! That Destroy and Rebuild thing was comical... but true. That's what makes it so good. It's so real. Well, I'm stayin out of the brewing battle between you and Big J cuz both y'all is straight with me. But that shit about BOOB, kazper, and Rob? Excellent! Kazper ain't been seen for days, though. I guess he "got ghost." Get it? And Bob? Who is this rudy poo?! But the funniest part was the shit about Squirrel Police. What happened to that nigga? Maybe he was Harrison Bush! But for real, you need to play for your Wildcats. Just stick it out one more game for the team. Win one for the Gipper...

Another thing, let me set the record straight. I am NOT (repeat: NOT) in any type of battle with Bob, Boob, Bobby, Bobbit, Wabbit, Wobbit or whatever the fuck he calls himself or any more nicknames 3:16 gives him. I'm just entertainin y'all by making fun of him. I haven't been in a real battle since the old thread, and the vets know about that. Kazper, Rob, Bob, movenistic... them spits was for my entertainment and anybody else who was feelin me. Yep, for entertainment purposes only! These niggas couldn't fuck with me if I spit my lines in French. What does that mean? I don't know, but it sounded tight in my head... For real though, them niggas was just a way for me to improve my flow a little. But I've battled with Qool, 3:16, and The Best: the only niggas worthy of a H3K bar. It may have been lightweight with Qool and 3:16, but it was memorable (SKILLis, diss member, etc). I'm through beefin. I'm cool with the good "beefers" so why waste my time with the rest of these Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas? I'll just give losers like BOOB a reason to return and entertainment the G.O.A.T. of all threads in the process when I smash on who? You guessed it, them Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas. They lack the SKILLis to fuck with Hillis who was once called Willis...

I'm bout to dip like snuff. Peace!

Wait a minute... That wasn't right... That's not how it goes. How did I do it? Oh yeah...

I'm out like Doc Rivers after he was ejected from the Pacers game. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is starting to pick right the fuck back up. I dont want to take all the thanks for my "best ice" question doing it, (cos none of you answered apart from j-dolo) but it must of had something to do with it!

Wassup Manny, One of my friends is in Vietnam right now teaching English to little kids, and i'm going back to Brazil to see some more of the lovely ladies! STEPH! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!? good to see you back, and good luck with the b-ball. It appears my knee might get better... I can see it now, 3:16 returns from injury to light up 40 points including a clutch 3 pointer to win the final! ahhh... Q, your rhymes are getting better, how come you never showed it on the first thread? Hillis, i'ma let you in on a secret... Kaz-purr, Bob Hope and Squirell puh-leeze are the same damn person!

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

I'm out like...

Peace

3:16, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wiz, thanks for that site info, but I didn't see anything about Ice- T. When you can, tell me what I need to click on to see it. What up Steph? I thought you were gone. The Boondocks are tight! I need to read it more often but I forget sometimes. She's right, y'all should check that out. Thanx for the props on the flow. Big J, I gave Bob half a bar, LOL. 3:16, I like that remix. Big J had me lol'in when he called a cd a coster. Hillis, you're right about the B-Ball jokes. Does that mean you discovered me? LOL, okay, just don't try to give me one of them shady 51/49 deals, lol. 3:16, you be gettin' tore up dog; you must be back in forth in the hospital. Thanx for them props and I guess I was just chillin' on the 1st board. Now I'm thinkin about doing an "Exit Pac, Enter Makaveli" transformation, lol. Manny, come on now. I ain't even came at you, let's keep it that way. You been M.I.A. so you wouldn't know what I'm talking about. Matter fact... say what you want, you getting put on half a bar status. On a parting note, I heard that Nas put a new song on his last CD and if you got it around the 1st week, you don't have this song. Anybody got any info on this? Holla. Oh yeah, H3K, that last one you spat, that had to be one of your tighest and truest.

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have mentioned this before but ima do it again because its something that the new hip-hop world needs to stop doing. These motherfucking corny ass sons of bitches be tryin to remake *CLASSIC* ass songs and making em fucked up. Take the flava in ya ear by Ja Rule! if your gonna redo a song that had Busta Bust, Biggie Smalls and LL in it, the shit better be tight but hell no the shit had J-lo aka J-ho in it!! the fuck? and the other day i heard some song that had the "One More Chance" beat to it??? no songs by biggie or tupac should be redone ever. this kind of makes me think about what will happen to rap after most of my Queens niggaz retire and people like the LOX i doubt i could ever get into this Hip-pop shit.

Did anyone see that Keven Garnet commercial with Styles in it? it was aight i think it was a little bit better than the AI commercial.

Bob you crackhead how you gonna start puttin quotes at the end of your post? punkass i noticed you didnt mention me in that last fucked up flow.

Oh and did anyone see the special delivery remix???? i gotta hand it to Pshitty that was mad tight ima say its almost a classic but they needed one more appearence by someone, maybe Busta again.

"Menacin' methods label me a lethal weapon making niggas die witnessin' breathless imperfections can you picture my specific plan to be the man in this wicked land,underhanded hits are planned"-2Pac

Big J, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hillis, still using my name in his spits/ not realizing all the while, he's riding my dick/ sounding angry/ as if i torched his whole family/ a sensitive thug, in need of comfort badly/I'm sure "BEST" will comply/ wipe the tears from your eyes/ kiss you on your forehead and promise the pain will subside./ Your obsessed with ROB, my own personal "Stan"/ search the old thread for my posting like a queer with mad time on his hands/ your as real as a muslim with a mouthfull of ham./ I didn't realize i traumatized your pathetic as that much/ you say my name so often I only have to post once a month./ Glass jaw nigga, can't handle a punch?/ even calling out BOB, oblivious to the fact he's a stunt./ You aint a soldier/ trust that i'm ten times bolder/ collaps your weak frame and pop the head off your shoulders/Claiming that your joint are mad hot/ It's obvious to me that they're not/ This thread validates your existence/ without it you breath not/ Lyrically I'll dis-member you, render your life line flat/ no question I'll leave unharmed without a mere scratch/ Your a fuckin rat/ I'm thining the heard in this pack/ your the first layed flat/ do to the fact/ that you lack the substance of a king, plus your more puss than a cat/ Try and come back!

I owned you and sold you! if I was to be objective and rate the top spiters on this joint you wouldn't even be in the top 4 but still you claim to be a vet...Blah, blah, blah. Inconsequential attention seeker. I just gave you some. Now run along and play youngin.

Qool, I thik your the nicest on this joint. It will be nice to see you smash the shit out of "best". Whatever's good. One!

ROB, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All of a sudden you brolick?

"This thread validates my existence? Ha, ha, that shit's cute/but let me interrupt you while you're pleasurin your pussy with a flute//read this question and if you're grown, you will answer/why did you drop that B-R-E like a malignant form of cancer?//you thought that shit was cool, but we proved it was lame/thread vets own you, Rob, got you changin your name//when I fuck with Bob, it's for my entertainment only/H3K loves to help out the sad, confused, and lonely//ridin my success got Bob noticed, and I can help you, too/but first I'll teach you to spell "THRONE" nigga, that's what I'll do//when you can spell it, then maybe I'll let you bow at my feet/bring yo gat or whatever; I bring a whole naval fleet//oh, by the way, Wack Rob, you ain't slick/tryin to make friends, now, is that why you wanna suck Qool's dick?/"I think you're nice, Qool" bitch, Qool doesn't like you/if Qool rated your lyrics he'd probably negative mic you//and it's convenient for you that Qool's battlin The Best/is that why you picked his dick and not one of the rest?/tried to be smooth, and give Qool a positive mention/now in return, you hope Qool will give you attention//but Qool already respects me, he responds when I post/does that hurt your feelings like when The Best put you on roast?/Rob fuckin BRE! did you think that was cool shit/you should change your name to Anny, damn, you want Qool's dick!//Robreana, you have now been exposed/The Best knocked out your teeth, and H3K broke your nose//3:16 blacked your eye, and even wiz fattened yo lip/if Qoolout doesn't holla back, you'll probably dip//you need to hit the weights again, you still look old and withered/if you was a character on the Simpsons, I'd say you were Smithers//you want Qool to be your Mr. Burns, but that's not excellent/you can't top H3K, you lack intelligence//now you can disappear again, like you did in December/and if you come back, 3:16, you can dismember..."

Get it? Diss memember?

Just the fact's ma'am, just the facts.

R-O-B get gunned up and clapped quick! Wack Rob get gunned up and clapped quick! Rob-bre get gunned up and clapped quick! Lyrically fucked by Best, 3:16, wiz, H3K and now you want Qool's dick? Bob's your man, so BOOB get gunned up and clapped quick! How many pleas to ride Qool's nuts are gonna come out your fat lips? You're glad H3K mentioned your name in some of his classics! A nigga that can't tell "THRONE" from "THROWN" fuck around get his ass kicked!

Rob, if you rated my spits and I wasn't in your top 4, I wouldn't be hurt. Cuz if those big fat floppy donkey dick rhymes you spit are supposed to be impressive (like the name Rob-bre), then I know you ain't got a clue. So please, keep me out your top 4.

Big J, I was feelin your last post more than these keys I'm typin on. What the fuck is up with these remakes? I mean, remakin old 60s is different cuz we weren't old enough to remember the initial impact. But PAC and BIG songs? I agree, they should be left alone. And a lot of other songs, too. Niggaz should use disgression. Disgression!

Qoolout, I don't need 51/49. But if you or Best or 3:16 or wiz blow up, just gimme 25%. Just 25, dawg! 3:16, my nigga (great Britain, straight spittin!) I answered your question about the ices. Scroll up a couple of days and look! Steph returns! What up, Miss Lady? Manny, what's da biz? You still causin contraversy? You know good and well, we ain't your kids! Best! Tell Big Bruh Nupe to leave you alone so you can post another verse. The thread is watching...

I'm bout go like a green light. Peace!

Oops! That's not it! Here it is...

I'm out like Elvis Grbac from the Ravens. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wasn't going to comment on the Rob/ Hillis beef, but the time has come. 1st of all I gotta say thanx to Rob for givin me my props. 2nd, if we was going to say who had the best flow, it would vary. For example, some of us think Nas is the best while others say Jay. If you like stuff that will make you think, you might say Nas is better, if you like the bling bling rhymes, you may say Jay is better, thus there is no right or wrong answer. If you say I like a rapper who has plenty of metaphors and comparisons, you gonna want my current foe Best to spit for you. If you like some witty funny lines, then H3K is your man. If you want some factual lines that are explaining a point or topic, then ask for me. I think all of us use metaphors, wit, truth etc. but not as much as the other. We all seem to flow with a certain style or what have you, even the peeps I ain't mention like Rob and my dog 3:16 etc. So like Nas said "Ain't no best." If we all like different stuff then most likely we gonna say one person is great when another may think otherwise. Now, Hillis your about "seeing upcharge on the old board" that had me rolling, as well as your last rap. On the other hand Rob said some stuff too, that had me laughing. I'm not trying to get in it with either one of you all, but I will say I'd rather read anybodies rhymes over Boob's. Holla.

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just got ClassicNuts Vol 1, ofcousre it's dope. Qoolout, it was just a little jab no harm no foul, right? People ain't ready for M/Q II anyway...All the beefing aside for a minute let's talk about some shit here. Did Best of Both World's come out yet?? From what I been hearing on the radio, it's a tight album. R.Kelly got some problems with 14 year olds?? Jay-Z takes some shots at Nas. How do you NAs freaks feel about that?? I heard that fool Eminem is calling out some bands, anybody hear that?. Alright roaches, be good and behave. Papi will be home later....20ECUA02 20ECUA02 20ECUA02....H.L.V.S.-Manny Guevara

Manny Guevara, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I think the president put a price on my anus..." - Master P to the E- N-I-S

What up, peeps. Hillis here, with SHIT to do cuz he's on Spring Break but still stuck at Vandy. Damn! What y'all know about our girls winnin the SEC championship? What you mean you don't know? The girls? Women's college hoops? Vanderbilt! What you mean y'all don't watch? You don't know Zuzi Klimesova? Chantelle Anderson? What? What?

Speakin of HOOPS, I laid off the trash talk for a lil bit, but I'm back with more flow, dunnees! But hey! This shit really IS friendly trash talk, aiight? AIIGHT?!

"I know you're in a battle with an up and coming Nupe/but it's time to remind everyone why H3K's #1 at hoops//Hillis 3000 was here when ya put QS in front of ya name/why'd you drop it, Qool? why the sudden change?/called my boys in DC, they said QS stood for "Quiet Slop"/they say you keep your lips zipped cause your jumper never drops//well, Q, come study my J, bring a pen and a tablet/is the 997 in your email for your turnover per game average?//the moves I make have the crowd goin wild/I can't be stopped by a Juwan, Kenyon, or Oakley flagrant foul//so stop the trash talkin, QS, just "Qool" out/DC boys said on the court, they call you "Fool Pout"//I'm done with you, Qool, who's the next to get beat?/3:16 wantsome? please! he already said he can't compete//tell everyone what really happened to your knee/it fell victim to a crossover performed by me//I've ended careers, ankles have been broken/"Ouch! I'm done and finished!" are words my victims have spoken//and 3:16 has now been added to the long list/if he hadn't tried to guard me, his knee wouldn't have went rip//speaking of ripped, Qoolout, on defense I hound you/take 3:16, WHAT?! to the paint and I pound you//80 degreez when I tell you chumps "please/raise up of my N-U-Ts," points? y'all gets none on me//At ease, my skills like a 25 yr. old Mike Jordan/watchin you 2 niggas hoop is pure concentrated boredom//any of the rest of you cats hoop? y'all can get it, too/mainly Big J and J-Dolo, or any of the rest of you dupes..."

It's all love, I'm just keepin the lyrical juices flowin. Somethin for everybody I say. I expect AND look forward to 3:16 and Qoolout's responses. And Big J, I know you don't flow, but I'm listenin for you, too. J-Dolo? What's up?

Let me get this straight... This bitch Tweet is playin with herself? Damn, I'm tryin to get an unedited copy of that video. Did y'all know she was masterbatin? I thought she was at first, but Fabolous through me off.

Qool, Big J, I caught the Family Guy on FOX Thursday nights. Check it out, whodies.

I'm bout to "leaf(leave)" like Ryan. Peace!

Hold up, hold up, that ain't it. Here it is...

I'm out like "of style." Peace!

Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hear ya Manny. We still on peace terms... 4now. Hillis, LOL LOL, that song had me stuck for a second too. I never saw the video. And the QS thing? LOL, those are just my initials. But since we going back in the day. Let's talk about when I saw you on another thread reppin' for your boy F-A-B. I saw you on there saying something like he kinda suspect, but he's still your boy. I remembered this when you quoted him a lil while ago. He ain't a rapper I'd really wanna listen to, but he has me lol'in from time to time. Example: "Everyday I'm freakin' ma you ain't goin' talk me to death just because you got free nights and weekends." LOL, another: Here's a new way to flirt, listen to the sound on the two way alert, it goes, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot... LOL. Aw, Hillis, let me stop clowing your boy. Y'all ever watch NYPD? The last joint was about a rapper who was beefin' with another rapper, who showed some childhood pics at a concert? I wonder where they got that idea. Hillis, I'm not even goin to respond to your B-ball disses right now, but I probably will eventually. "See, I feel that I should step away from the mic for a second, so when I come back, I'll have something to say." Naw, I'm just quoting Nas right there. But on the for real, Best gonna get 1 more flow outta me, maybe 2, then I'ma chill again...but until I flow on you again, tell "Ether" they don't want it. I trash talk just like my fave player and I can back it up like him. Ether some skeezers, lol. That might be volume 8 or 9. I just came up with that, no bull. Aw-ight, I'm out like "QS" from my early days.

To the rest, look out for east double 9 in a mailbox near you. You'll understand later.

Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LMAO @ Qoolout! Q, you know I wasn't reppin for ghetto "Fabolous!" It was actually Nelly... Wait a minute. That's even worse! But it was like you said, I wasn't claimin him, I was just sayin he must be doin somethin right. But for real, them Fab lines were funny, but nothin beats "Oops! There go my kids all over ya face." I gotta give that lame ass nigga some props for that one. Not all his verses suck big fat floppy donkey dick. LOL. Thanks for the props on both of my recent verses. I ain't tryin to pull you into a battle with Rob, but I just call it like I see it. The Best blasted Rob, and now you are battling The Best. So all of a sudden, Rob's in your corner. The nigga ain't had shit to say to you any other time he posted. But now that you're battlin his enemy, all of a sudden he shoutin you out. Looks fishy to me. But you a grown ass man capable of handling your own (everybody in the thread saw that loud and clear - even before the flowing), so you do what you do. The Best, we still anticipatin Qool vs. Best Round 3. Tell them Nupes you got bigger thangs in here to deal with. Hey Qool, you KNOW you wanna holla back at my b-ball verse. Ha, ha! It's whenever. Holla back, pimpin. Oh wait, my bad The Best. It ain't the 90s. I mean, uh, uh, fuck it, I'll use French. "Au revoir, les noirs!"

I'm out like Jordan for at least 9 more games. Peace!

Hillis 3000, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jay-Z & R Kelly's album dont drop til the 26th of this month...ive had this album for 3 weeks now, its bangin...if you guys want to download the album go to simplemp3s.com and download it, its the whole album, tracks 1-15......

Muthaflippin Mike, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What up, peeps. First off I will say that Connecticut got 2 TEAMS in the NCAA tournament; they are Central Connecticut State University and ofcourse UConn. Then my nigga Ryan Gomes (who plays for Providence) from Waterbury, Ct (where I'm from), gets on the Big East All-Rookie 1st Team. Right now, I am really proud to be from the state of Connecticut. I won't brag on my skills but I've played against Ryan Gomes in high-school and scored atleast 25 each time, but he shitted on me too! I've played against Lamar Odom (originally from NYC) in the state tournament when he played for St. Aquenis (Meriden, Ct), and they shitted on us (Kaynor Tech),and he was only a 6'4'' point guard back then!I cherish my high-school basketball memories. Anyways, Best vs Qoolout: Smashing metaphors vs smooth delivery. I'm not a big JA Rule fan but I'm really feelin his new song wit Mary J.

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oooohhhhhh..... Will 3:16 make it to the bench on Monday night to join his team mates for the finals? DAMN! I got to go to my cuz's wedding on Saturday, come back home Sunday, rehabilitate Sunday night and hopefully be the 6th man or something... Mr H3K, I wont post up any rhymes in retaliation to yours until after my team has won... bet you cant wait. Yeah I know you answered the Ice question but I forgot when I wrote it.

Qool, you know muthafuckers keep stealing words and sentances from your repotoire, well, just to prove that it happens to the rest of us, who do you think was the first person to use the term "vets/veterans" up on here? huh... well... 3:16, thats who! WHAT?!? I said 3:16, THATS WHO!!!!! HAHA!

So on that note, I'ma leave you to chill with your bitches, I got Alicia Keys coming round with some strawberries and cream later. Shout outs to all the VETS! Hillis, Qoolout, Stone Cold J-dolo, Manny, Steph, Best, Hollywood J, etc. WHERE YOU AT LOX, I'M WRITING IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU DAWG!!!!!!

I'm out like my knee!

Peace

3:16, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...And my main man AI torched the cavs by himself!! Is it me, or has my other boy Kobe been really aggressive lately??? Kobe is hungry for another title, and the only one that can match that hunger is AI (Damn i wish they were on the same team).KG will get one(when Shaq leaves).Vince Carter's hops alone wont get him the title. T-Mac is more of a complete player than Carter (It's not the same as sayin he's better, though). Anyways, here are some quotes:

"If I'm not better than BIG, I'm the closest one"--Jay-z

"I'm from where niggas pull your car,and argue all day about/Who's the best MC's, Big, Jay-z and Nas"--Jay-z

"Not positive,who's the best? Pac,Nas and Big."---Nas

"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat criminal that blast the heat/"---Prodigy

"Who's tale you tellin?/Are you frail or felon?/Were you makin sales or watchin niggas sellin?/---Cormega

"Somehow the rap game reminds me of a crack game"--Nas

"Who shot ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"--Prodigy

"I take this war shit deeply/ I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat/"--2Pac

And finally, a quote from from the Greatest of All Time.......

"Biggie smalls is the illiest/Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin about, Willis?/---B.I.G.

Peace,vets!

I'm out like a runaway slave (Hillis I know it was basic but it was the only thing I could think of lol)

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I take this war shit deeply/I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat me"--Tupac

J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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