― wizzard, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm out like Stevie Franchise with a migraine. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Aiyo, Check it:
I sit back, observe, and strategize my lyrical moves/ battle with a thread Queer, whose name begins with a "Q"/ middle portion spells "OO" with an "L" that's attatched/ he drops sub-par verses, and his topics are wack/ be like the end of your name and stay "OUT" of my way/ I pack heat equivalent to the number of ya age/ that's right a 22, too late to claim you afraid/ at the ARLINGTON CEMETARY is where ya corps will be layed/ and since you a VET, the MEMORIAL is where ya name is displayed/ ended your run cause of the artificialness you portrayed/ conservative spitters, they seem to never come off right/ and even though my flows are tight, you still envy with spite/ what you jealous cause you weren't exposed to the spot light/ just to inform you, I never "QOOLOUT" when I'm blazin' the mic/ unleash ya secrets on how you tried to be me all ya life/ and that your character on this thread reps nothin' but lies/ Ima thousand miles away, and I can still hear ya cries/ but I'ma stop before I increase the tears floodin' ya eyes/ SHIT, AGAINST THIS VERSE ALONE YOU'LL NEED A HUNDRED REPLIES.....RESPOND WISE!!
"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~
"You'll be aight like blood money in a pimps cum"-Nas
― The Best, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
now for hillis
my name is bob but im not the imposter/bigj calls himself the beast but im the monster/hillis plays ball? he would get cut by any roster/you some coward ass niggas like best/now ima put you to rest send you back to your nest/whats wrong hillis? your mom wouldnt let you suck here breast?/i LMAO like that coward/you need to be traded like juan howard/speaking of the coward he just made a fool out of qool/took em to school/making that fool hillis drool because he has no skills/my lyrics are ill and dangerously sick/hillis is like eve/not a bug in your ear but more like a tick/on the old board was called a hick/back to qoolout whos about to fall out/he tried to have sex but couldnt find the route/that punk 3:16 got knocked the fuck out/bigj gets props on the british chuwawa/but i blocked his shot and he ran for his mama/hillis was a cheerleader there singing raha/damn why you all always calling out bob?/you need to just keep your day job/unless your like qoolouts poor ass who doesnt have one/faggot best always quick to say dun/now you all had better run!!!!!
yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!
― Bob, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"you keep yappin in this thread HA!/I bet ya face turnin red HA!/why you keepin say my name HA!/you know I got mad b-ball game HA!/why'd you disappear for so long HA!/had to think up more lyrics to your garbage songs HA!/we're laughin at you HA!/not with you HA!/you suck HA!/lyrical bullets aimed at yo head so you better duck HA!/you're a little kid HA!/born in 1996 HA!/you're a BOOB HA!/you come in here cuz you got nothin to lose HA!/you gets no respect HA!/bout to get chin checked HA!/lil boy can't tie his own shoes HA!/Wack Rob ain't here to help you so you got the blues HA!/you suck big fat floppy donkey dick HA!/we agree, your lyrics are sick HA!/them bitches on life support HA!/you really don't wanna see Hillis on the b-ball court HA!/H3K reign terror on Bob HA!/that nigga loves to swallow cum in globs HA!/you mad cuz my Ha verse is better than yours HA!/your verses only found in Dollar Stores HA!/I'm loved nation wide HA!/you better run HA!/readin your shit is fun HA!/cuz you're dumb HA!/you're this thread's practical joke HA!/H3K exposed you as a lyrical dope HA!..."
YOU SUCK LIKE COLE FROM MARTIN'S PACER, AND YA RHYMES ARE JUST TIRED! REMAINING A BOOB, YOU NEED TO RETIRE! R. KELLY STOLE YOUR GIRL, CUZ YOU AIN'T BOUT NOTHIN! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, BOOB, SO DON'T START CRYING AND BLUBBERIN!
Moving right along... HA... Qoolout, The Best has called you out, and the thread is watching. We want to watch this battle develop into another classic. And Best, forgive me if I'm starting unnecessary beef, but those didn't sound like "friendly" battle spits. Well, we shall see. To both men, good luck.
I was watching the Pacers game on TV today. Desn't Kevin Ollie look like a fake ass Ludacris?
I'm out like called. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm out like "every woman that ever met Hillis" Peace. Hillis, tell your moms Rob says HA! Later people.
― Rob, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Qoolout, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I spit nothing but the truth. Not 1 false line in there.
"you more faker than the background on the letterman show"-The Best
― The Best, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/" 2-Pac
"Life ills/Poisoned my body i used to say 'fuck mic skills'/I've never prayed to God but prayed to Gotti/" Jay-z
"You think you gettin girls now just cuz of your looks? Negro please" Nas
― J-Dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
hillis always talking about about b-ball/yet hes only 4 feet tall/waiting on his boys to give him a call/always the last one picked on a team/his shots getting anywhere close to the basket is just dream/like row row row your boat the life you post aint always what is seems/qoolout always trying to act all calm and cool but always ends up being a fool/best is using you like a tool/trying to name your freestyles? well heres mine/its called "hillid&qoolout aint worth a dime/quit wasting my time you corny ass motherfuckers fail to rhyme/
B stands for how im bullying you all O stands for me and robs organized crime B stands for the brief moment you had the upper hand
Verse two and it aint cute/hillis monkey ass plays the flute/always trying to fuck a man in an acute angle/come to my hood and you get strangled/my ryhmes are sick but yours are just mangled/trying to fuck with bob n rob? that wont happen/after im done you all will start clappin/i dont know what your doing but im rappin/hillis hear some bumping in the next room?/thats just your mom im just tappin/qoolout live in dc?/bitch ass still stuck on some mc hammer/
― Bob, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― wizzard, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Aint nuthin better than the smell of gunpowder in the air."--Marlon Waynes "Dont be a Menace to South Centr...."
Lyrical battles have been around for atleast 20 years, and the internet battle is just part of the next step in the evolution of Hip- Hop. Whether they're friendly or not-so-friendly, mostly everyone knows (or should know) that words are words and if no one can take the heat, to get out of the oven...or is that the stove, or kitchen...IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE U CAN GET OUT OF!(Damn I need to stop watching wrestling lol!)Of course there aren't any real beefs on this thread, but the battle for Lyrically Supremacy on this thread is real, and as long as we have the battle aspect on the board, this site will always shine above others. And the topics are straight too as long as it has something to do with the Hip-Hop world (basketball, football, "black sports",A.I (not Karl Malone), etc. To all my vets, I give ya the 21 gun salute (bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!)I'm out but be back later. Peace!
― J-dolo, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
yo Q that car in the glass on the first island is my fav too and i think its the fastest one on there. ima try the mission a few more times cuz i havent gotten the chance to play it at all since the first time i tried it. i hope on part 4 they get some more rap music on there. lol i would die laughing if they had either on that shit. and id like to see you embarass Bob's bitch ass
Bob you flamin homo sexual. you make that police dude look good. haha you might as well quit while your ahead.
HAHAHAHA KOBE'S PUNK ASS GOT PUSHED OVER THE BROADCASTING TABLE!! damn i thought reggie miller was a straight punk but damn i guess Isiah done gave him a different attitude. and its funny how everyone says jason kidd should get mvp but the only reason they sayin that is because there team is winning. if the sixers where number one everyone would say iverson deserves mvp, if the celtics were everyone would say pp deserves it. but all i know is Ben Wallace had better get defensive player of the year.
This bob motherfucker reminds me of that bitch R-son aka 50 cents lol
"You don't gotta slap me five or give me a hug But it hurts when you gotta kill a nigga you love But I'm gone deal wit my enemies sooner Cause I got'em looking for my solo album like Kennedy Jr."-Jadakiss
"We that heat that can't be froze We that burn that leaves you cold We them guns you can't unload We that platinum, not that gold We them niggas you just can't touch We them niggas that's just too much Y'all don't wanna fuck with us We them niggas, murderers"-Ja Rule
"Bitch ass niggas think its all about Versace A week later them niggas talkin about (Yo, X got me) I thought he was my man, but he act like he ain't know me I knew he had the joint, but I didn't wanna make him show me"-DMX
― Big J, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Holla at ya boy, bitch!!!! Hillis, you can get it too! Qoolout, you can get it too! Big J, you can get it too! Best, u my boy but eventually the two "Bests" will have to clash at the top.The rest of ya, ya straight doo-doo And Qoolout, tomatoes??? That's what they be throwin at ya everytime you try to spit a rhyme. Hillis, tell ya mom I said "Be easy, I'll be there later to twizz da peezeah!".
"There aint no such thing as half-way crooks/Scared to death and scared to look/Ya shook" Mobb Deep
"I'm through wasting my time with you HA!/this comeback might not even rhyme HA!/not puttin any effort into dissin Bob HA!/no one in this thread resects you HA!/embarassin you is not worthy of props HA!/we laugh at you HA!/don't try and write real verses because it's too late HA!/your Ha remix is still fresh in our minds HA!/you're jealous HA!/I get respect HA!/you ride Wack Rob's dick and he ignores you HA!/that hurts HA!/takin shots at me and Qool and Best HA!/but they don't give you half a bar HA!/I had pity on you HA!/cuz you sucked HA!/thought I'd give you a purpose HA!/you took it and ran with it HA!/I'm glad you're about somethin now HA!/keep talkin bout us HA!/we find you hysterical HA!
B stands for the way you "B"ow down to the thread vets, O is for you and Rob's "O"rganized homosexual activity, and B is for the "B"riefs that Rob wears that you think are so adorable...
Now to slightly more serious matters...
"I usually like to joke, but today I'll spit facts/and explain to this thread why I call Rob wack//I was takin a stroll around the old place we posted/and I noticed how "[email protected]" tiptoed in so he wouldn't get roasted//"Hey everybody, I'm Rob, and I'm new to this thread/I wanna talk about Nas and Jay, is that cool wit you heads?"//But we ignored you, so you disappeared, upset and neglected/curled up with lil BOOB Bob, and told him how you felt rejected//so you studied how me and Best went at each other spittin acid/you emailed 3:16 for pointers, cuz ya rhymes were so placid//so you hit the weights, came back, and brought Bob with you/but you came unprepared for how this whole mob hit you//tryin to hide your sadness, throwin lil barbs when you post on this site/but if we start tradin shots, you'll take the most in this fight//Best dicked you lyrically, and widened your asshole/so now gettin lyrically fucked by H3K is your next goal?//after I'm done hittin, who's next to hit? Qoolout or J-Dolo?/3:16, wiz, or Big J? sigh, you're a poor ho//you gettin more dick than Jenna Jameson/I know it hurts when pops looks at you and says, "I'm ashamed, son"/and yeah, I keep callin you out; you spelled "THRONE" wrong/and I was disgusted with your obsession with lil kids knees mentioned in your first song//I admit, I come every day and post on this thread/but unlike YOU, when I leave, I got a clear head//admit it, we're your guilty obsession, and it's plain to see/that's why you no longer refer to yourself as Rob-bre//we made fun of the B-R-E, and you promptly dropped it/thread vets run you, Rob, so please just stop it..."
Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts...
Qoolout and The Best: this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or an extremely nice battle. Either or. J-Dolo, I be havin fun writin those HA spits. I'm glad you be rollin. And I be havin fun smashin on these Eddie Kane ass niggas. You can tell this Wack Rob character is fairy tale. How many times is this nigga gon call me and Best a couple? Damn, niggas wore that out on the last thread, and here this nigga is tryin to bring it back. I bet this nigga sport a Mr. T mohawk. I pity the fool who crosses Rob-bre!
If Shaq gave Kenyon Martin a nickname, would it be "The Big Flagrant Foul?" But you know who I feel for in the midst of all of Kenyon's flagrant fouling? People feelin sorry for T-Mac and others, fuck all them. You know who I really feel for? Who I REALLY feel for?
Juwan Howard.
Cuz you know Juwan was King of the Flagrant Foul until Kenyon took his crown! Juwan's like, "What about me? I could have ended Derek Anderson's career! What's T-Mac got to do with it?!"
J-Dolo, I see how you quotin my nigga The Rock, so this is for you and the millions (AND millions!) of H3K's fans all chanting his name... (Hillis! Hillis! Hillis!...)
I'm out like "every woman Hillis ever met..." No wait, that's not it. Here it is... "Nooooo, he's leaving !" Who, who's" - wait a minute... that's not it... Hmmmm... ok, here it is... "AM OUT! ONE!" Damn, that's not either... How about this... "Great Britain, straight spit-" No that's not it. How about, "I'm bout to leave this thread HA!" No. Hell no. That damn sure ain't it... Here it is... the most eletrifyin outro in the entire thread...
I'm out like Kobe Bryant and Reggie Miller for another game. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Manny Guevara, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"H3K was the first on this thread to start beef/unfortunately my nigga LOX, Big J, and The Best were receiving my hate speech//still, I paved the road for Anny, Chesney, and Willis/I'm not claimin I created em, the door was just opened by Hillis//without me, would we have witnessed the funniest shit ever seen?/that's right, BOOB's Ha mix, y'all know what I mean//what about The Best and his metaphors that cut/or Great Britain, straight spittin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?!/if I hadn't teased Qool about hoops, would we know that nigga was nice?/y'all can thank me for all memorable battles on and off the mic//H3K started this online rappin with his brand of animosity/had niggas runnin for dictionaries, thesauruses and glossaries//all you other cats tryin to advance, I gave you a purpose to post/If not for Hillis 3000 internet spittin wouldn't have made this thread the G.O.A.T.//So I'm not surprised when Wack Rob comes in here and tries to be me/you copied my style, you study it every evening//why you startin beef with The Best? yawn, I did that a while ago/and I know when The Don mentions your name, you smile you ho//what's next? you gon start a b-ball battle with Big J, 3:16, and Qoolout?/I know you're sad cuz you're overlooked and I preach to a full house//like I gave Bob a purpose, I can give you some worth//Hillis saves! seek me, and I'll heal all your hurt//when you posted on the old site, you didn't want war/as a matter of fact, you left discouraged, you couldn't take being ignored//then all of a sudden you return? all of a sudden you brolick?/what happened? your boyfriend Bob wasn't up for another late night frolic?//I gave Bob a reason; he's now this thread's lyrical clown/so now you can be the thread's ho, and we'll all pass you around//The Best and I went first, we already lyrically fucked you/Qoolout, 3:16, wiz, Big J? y'all want some cuz Rob-BRE sucks, too//get it? he sucks? please pardon the pun/anything else left to say? nope, H3K is done..."
Damn! A nigga is so fucking bored! VU is on spring break, and I ain't have no money to go nowhere, so I'm stuck on campus with no one here. I'm at work right now (actually, I'm in my room - I'm supposed to be downstairs watching the doors) and it's damn 4am. But it's tight ass pay. $7.25 to just sit there... or not... but I'm still gettin paid.
H3K has finally come back to the internet. I got a TV show here at VU and it's the tightest! Everybody loves watching us act silly. If y'all want to see your boy H3K, go to www.vanderbilt.edu/vtv and click on "Collard Greens and Cornbread" Y'all can check us out.
I'm out like Kenyon Martin will be if he keeps on flagrant fouling niggas. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Rob-BRE (why don't you still address yourself as that?), you got one wack post every one post average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I hope y'all niggas know I ain't tryin to take credit for none of the stuff y'all done said, I'm just sayin I gave y'all a window to use the classic stuff y'all spat. It's all love, though.
I'm out like Mario Lemeuix for the season. Peace!
And comming soon Qoolout may have a score to settle with current foe Bob. This is the battles of the year! -- This my lame dumb ass trying to sound like a fake Don King.
― Hollywood Jaimison, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Qoolout, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
http://www.hitemup.com/news/viewnews.cgi?newsid1014541222,69945,
Nice to see that bob is pulling his pants up a little.but it will be a very long time before the HA verse is forgotten.even if Bob signs with ROC niggaz can still come to this thread and see his humble beginnings.Am l the only one who wants to smack camron for startin to sound like Jigga just coz he has joined ROC).
This is what Hussein fatal(Pac's outlaws) thinks about nas...... the initial question was "whatya gonna do when you get outa jail"
HitEmUp: Focus on rap and stay out of the streets. Fatal: Focus on rap and say out of the, I'm a be a real rapper, you can call me a studio gangsta now, I'm gonna be like Nasty Nas or Mobb Deep or something like that. (Laughing) HitEmUp: Some how I doubt it. Fatal: Those niggas don't never break the fucking law, that son of a bitch. Haha, word up. Until the time come when uh, I ain't really mad at niggas that are out there breaking the law but you know, hey, I done did that man, I already did that, it's done man. And them niggas, I heard on the internet there's like a site, that say I'm an unofficial Outlaw, or some shit like that. I mean, I am the Outlawz, point.....
So much for escobar.
― wizzard, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
...This is journey into the worlds most largest and notorious thread; Throwdowns. Listen while 3:16 saves his thread from the most cowardest bitches....
...I'm the hottest one doing this so I start the hit/stick around fellas while I explain some shit/giving you a run down on the boy kids love to ROB/with his weak ass lines, you guessed it - Bob/came on the thread trying to start violence/couldn't handle the shit so he's out like non-complience/see me in the street then suck my hand- held appliance/made your name on a computer like some kind of WIERD SCIENCE/Shit, Boob's his name of choice or is it an alias/however much you read it theres no chance of recreating this/Now I got to take the thread back to when it first started/stepped on the muthafucker and the growth could not be charted/so 3:16 has to clean up what this muthafucker left me/next week, dun is forgot about like his name was Chesney/ride rough like DMX/REAL RECOGNISE REAL, normally calm but you getting me vexed/I known I can beat you every one of these times/YOU knew that I beat you when you laughed in your rhymes/NOW HE GOT JEALOUS AND MAD AT MY SHINE, HA!/MAKING SILLY TAPES I'M ALWAYS ON HIS MIND, HA!/come on Bob Hope what are you trying to find, HA!/Boob for the record I took your mom from behind, HA!/Bitch I'd kick your ass, you end up another casulty/but this thread we gotta have unity
They say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, Nah we the strongest thread, but weak niggaz kill it/so they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah we the strongest thread but its cowards that kill it
Since we on the subject of silly muthafuckers/Boob aint the only faggot at the moment starting ruckus/Lil' J tried to diss me when he know he cannot/like when Qoolout was holding down the Manny-Anny spot/Never saw eye to eye since I started my saga/came up with this while I was sipping on lager/that dont matter now you clowns know what I meant/didn't sell your mom a bag, sold a whole shipment/He was scared of little white kids and would hide every day/from "J Hobson" to "Big Gay", now he's "little J"/stood on street corners giving his ass away/but none of the other kids wanted to play/Squirell tried to test me, man dick riding squilrell/nuthin' else to say man, Squirell tried to test me
ahh.. Back with ass niggaz in fear, fuck them niggaz go head with the program man, proceed
Kazper the freindly bitch wanted to start war/so her rank moved up from ho to whore/bitch you aint write that you stole Nelly Furtado's note book/so I could kill you with a lyric or kill you with a meat hook/K to the A-Z, P to the E-R?/I set to run you down after I hotwired your dads car/but the engine only gave out the slightest murmur/and Kazper is still a pussy so i'ma call him Kaz-purr...
WHAT!
Shit I would do the whole thing but its too damn long, ah well... Bob Hope, Bob, Boob, Bobbit, Wobbit, Wabbit, whatever muthafucker, battle of the bests? you retard! that happened when ME, BEST, and HILLIS were at war, days of Apocolypse i think it was called....
Wassup peeps, shit, did I miss anything? Hillis (and any of the rest of you) you cant give me grief if MY Wildcats dont win in the final, I wont be playing, I fucked up my knee (reoccuring ligament and cartiledge injury), but I'm sure my man Happy can fill in as 2 guard!
Damn, was that Manny? He popped up faster than premature ejaculation! If it was, wassup Manny, how your travels been?
Shout outs to the usual vets...
"I would use the F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright" - MC Serch
Peace
― 3:16, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Life's a bitch, and then you die/Thats why I get high cuz you never know where you gonna go".--A.Z
― J-Dolo, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Big J, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Steph, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Honestly Q, do you know who you battlin' with?/ Allah of metphors, blessed with this lyrical gift/ You couldn't SEE me in a battle with BINOCULAR strength/ I'm too DEEP you'll DROWN tryin' to follow my SPITS/ you and tightness are opposite like nonfiction and myths/ my worst freestyle's deminish ya BEST written shit/ Too advanced, your left alone in the depths of the midst/ I respond viciously, shit's about to get wreckless/ the mic CORD'S around my neck, I SHINE more than ya necklace/ aiyo my pen is dymanite, it can explode any second/ upsettin' ya internal form without touchin' intestines/ exit ya shape and you'll know what the meanin' of rest(death) is/ simplistic verse, basically labeled aight/ the only QOOL thing about it, is that it's perfectly typed(LOL)/ lyrically and metaphorically it's a blasphemous sight/ and it's obvious that you're not very familiar with mics/ fartin' out the mouth again, sayin' that I've taken ya style/ you got this shit all BACKWARDS like the FLOW of the NILE/ this dispute has been discussed, argued, and wisely debated/ and we came to the conclusion that you didn't create it!/ so all that "takin' my style" talk, NIGGA YOU CAN JUST SAVE IT!!/ I'm about to dead this battle before it reaches round three/ you're not on my level, lyrically tryin' to underhand me/ If I STOOD OVER YOU, you still wouldn't UNDERSTAND ME/ I'm out cause I'm even gettin' sick from my own flow/ and the real Q'S I know rep PURPLE AND GOLD!!......ONE MYSELF......"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~
"Yall niggaz is pussy, I squeeze and vaginas bleed"-Cormega
― The Best, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I don't know where they found you Segal but your flow is my anyway, so don't bite the hand that feeds you- Jadakiss
― Qoolout, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Manny Guevara, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"Just sit back and watch this new battle unfold/but H3K seen this comin awhile ago//Qoolout felt plagiarised and he made mention/The Best was offended, and I felt the tension//they said it was all fam, but I knew the love wasn't real/I watched them both position themselves to move in for the kill//Best made the challenge, and said it'll be friendly/but I don't think this will finish with a happy ending//Qoolout claimin The Best stole his style/The Best believes Qoolout's accusations are wild/who's wrong? who's right? H3K will not be the judge/he'll just sit back and watch these niggas shoot lyrical slugs//my words are prophetic: Qool vs. Best will be classic/watch these veterans strategize with new lyrical tactics//good luck to both men, don't get caught slippin/lettin down your guard could bring a lyrical ass-whippin//so gentlemen continue, please don't stop/here's a question for the spectators: who'll be the first to drop?"
3:16, my nigga, WHAT?! That Destroy and Rebuild thing was comical... but true. That's what makes it so good. It's so real. Well, I'm stayin out of the brewing battle between you and Big J cuz both y'all is straight with me. But that shit about BOOB, kazper, and Rob? Excellent! Kazper ain't been seen for days, though. I guess he "got ghost." Get it? And Bob? Who is this rudy poo?! But the funniest part was the shit about Squirrel Police. What happened to that nigga? Maybe he was Harrison Bush! But for real, you need to play for your Wildcats. Just stick it out one more game for the team. Win one for the Gipper...
Another thing, let me set the record straight. I am NOT (repeat: NOT) in any type of battle with Bob, Boob, Bobby, Bobbit, Wabbit, Wobbit or whatever the fuck he calls himself or any more nicknames 3:16 gives him. I'm just entertainin y'all by making fun of him. I haven't been in a real battle since the old thread, and the vets know about that. Kazper, Rob, Bob, movenistic... them spits was for my entertainment and anybody else who was feelin me. Yep, for entertainment purposes only! These niggas couldn't fuck with me if I spit my lines in French. What does that mean? I don't know, but it sounded tight in my head... For real though, them niggas was just a way for me to improve my flow a little. But I've battled with Qool, 3:16, and The Best: the only niggas worthy of a H3K bar. It may have been lightweight with Qool and 3:16, but it was memorable (SKILLis, diss member, etc). I'm through beefin. I'm cool with the good "beefers" so why waste my time with the rest of these Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas? I'll just give losers like BOOB a reason to return and entertainment the G.O.A.T. of all threads in the process when I smash on who? You guessed it, them Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas. They lack the SKILLis to fuck with Hillis who was once called Willis...
I'm bout to dip like snuff. Peace!
Wait a minute... That wasn't right... That's not how it goes. How did I do it? Oh yeah...
I'm out like Doc Rivers after he was ejected from the Pacers game. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Wassup Manny, One of my friends is in Vietnam right now teaching English to little kids, and i'm going back to Brazil to see some more of the lovely ladies! STEPH! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!? good to see you back, and good luck with the b-ball. It appears my knee might get better... I can see it now, 3:16 returns from injury to light up 40 points including a clutch 3 pointer to win the final! ahhh... Q, your rhymes are getting better, how come you never showed it on the first thread? Hillis, i'ma let you in on a secret... Kaz-purr, Bob Hope and Squirell puh-leeze are the same damn person!
"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"
I'm out like...
― 3:16, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Did anyone see that Keven Garnet commercial with Styles in it? it was aight i think it was a little bit better than the AI commercial.
Bob you crackhead how you gonna start puttin quotes at the end of your post? punkass i noticed you didnt mention me in that last fucked up flow.
Oh and did anyone see the special delivery remix???? i gotta hand it to Pshitty that was mad tight ima say its almost a classic but they needed one more appearence by someone, maybe Busta again.
"Menacin' methods label me a lethal weapon making niggas die witnessin' breathless imperfections can you picture my specific plan to be the man in this wicked land,underhanded hits are planned"-2Pac
― Big J, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I owned you and sold you! if I was to be objective and rate the top spiters on this joint you wouldn't even be in the top 4 but still you claim to be a vet...Blah, blah, blah. Inconsequential attention seeker. I just gave you some. Now run along and play youngin.
Qool, I thik your the nicest on this joint. It will be nice to see you smash the shit out of "best". Whatever's good. One!
― ROB, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"This thread validates my existence? Ha, ha, that shit's cute/but let me interrupt you while you're pleasurin your pussy with a flute//read this question and if you're grown, you will answer/why did you drop that B-R-E like a malignant form of cancer?//you thought that shit was cool, but we proved it was lame/thread vets own you, Rob, got you changin your name//when I fuck with Bob, it's for my entertainment only/H3K loves to help out the sad, confused, and lonely//ridin my success got Bob noticed, and I can help you, too/but first I'll teach you to spell "THRONE" nigga, that's what I'll do//when you can spell it, then maybe I'll let you bow at my feet/bring yo gat or whatever; I bring a whole naval fleet//oh, by the way, Wack Rob, you ain't slick/tryin to make friends, now, is that why you wanna suck Qool's dick?/"I think you're nice, Qool" bitch, Qool doesn't like you/if Qool rated your lyrics he'd probably negative mic you//and it's convenient for you that Qool's battlin The Best/is that why you picked his dick and not one of the rest?/tried to be smooth, and give Qool a positive mention/now in return, you hope Qool will give you attention//but Qool already respects me, he responds when I post/does that hurt your feelings like when The Best put you on roast?/Rob fuckin BRE! did you think that was cool shit/you should change your name to Anny, damn, you want Qool's dick!//Robreana, you have now been exposed/The Best knocked out your teeth, and H3K broke your nose//3:16 blacked your eye, and even wiz fattened yo lip/if Qoolout doesn't holla back, you'll probably dip//you need to hit the weights again, you still look old and withered/if you was a character on the Simpsons, I'd say you were Smithers//you want Qool to be your Mr. Burns, but that's not excellent/you can't top H3K, you lack intelligence//now you can disappear again, like you did in December/and if you come back, 3:16, you can dismember..."
Get it? Diss memember?
Just the fact's ma'am, just the facts.
R-O-B get gunned up and clapped quick! Wack Rob get gunned up and clapped quick! Rob-bre get gunned up and clapped quick! Lyrically fucked by Best, 3:16, wiz, H3K and now you want Qool's dick? Bob's your man, so BOOB get gunned up and clapped quick! How many pleas to ride Qool's nuts are gonna come out your fat lips? You're glad H3K mentioned your name in some of his classics! A nigga that can't tell "THRONE" from "THROWN" fuck around get his ass kicked!
Rob, if you rated my spits and I wasn't in your top 4, I wouldn't be hurt. Cuz if those big fat floppy donkey dick rhymes you spit are supposed to be impressive (like the name Rob-bre), then I know you ain't got a clue. So please, keep me out your top 4.
Big J, I was feelin your last post more than these keys I'm typin on. What the fuck is up with these remakes? I mean, remakin old 60s is different cuz we weren't old enough to remember the initial impact. But PAC and BIG songs? I agree, they should be left alone. And a lot of other songs, too. Niggaz should use disgression. Disgression!
Qoolout, I don't need 51/49. But if you or Best or 3:16 or wiz blow up, just gimme 25%. Just 25, dawg! 3:16, my nigga (great Britain, straight spittin!) I answered your question about the ices. Scroll up a couple of days and look! Steph returns! What up, Miss Lady? Manny, what's da biz? You still causin contraversy? You know good and well, we ain't your kids! Best! Tell Big Bruh Nupe to leave you alone so you can post another verse. The thread is watching...
I'm bout go like a green light. Peace!
Oops! That's not it! Here it is...
I'm out like Elvis Grbac from the Ravens. Peace!
What up, peeps. Hillis here, with SHIT to do cuz he's on Spring Break but still stuck at Vandy. Damn! What y'all know about our girls winnin the SEC championship? What you mean you don't know? The girls? Women's college hoops? Vanderbilt! What you mean y'all don't watch? You don't know Zuzi Klimesova? Chantelle Anderson? What? What?
Speakin of HOOPS, I laid off the trash talk for a lil bit, but I'm back with more flow, dunnees! But hey! This shit really IS friendly trash talk, aiight? AIIGHT?!
"I know you're in a battle with an up and coming Nupe/but it's time to remind everyone why H3K's #1 at hoops//Hillis 3000 was here when ya put QS in front of ya name/why'd you drop it, Qool? why the sudden change?/called my boys in DC, they said QS stood for "Quiet Slop"/they say you keep your lips zipped cause your jumper never drops//well, Q, come study my J, bring a pen and a tablet/is the 997 in your email for your turnover per game average?//the moves I make have the crowd goin wild/I can't be stopped by a Juwan, Kenyon, or Oakley flagrant foul//so stop the trash talkin, QS, just "Qool" out/DC boys said on the court, they call you "Fool Pout"//I'm done with you, Qool, who's the next to get beat?/3:16 wantsome? please! he already said he can't compete//tell everyone what really happened to your knee/it fell victim to a crossover performed by me//I've ended careers, ankles have been broken/"Ouch! I'm done and finished!" are words my victims have spoken//and 3:16 has now been added to the long list/if he hadn't tried to guard me, his knee wouldn't have went rip//speaking of ripped, Qoolout, on defense I hound you/take 3:16, WHAT?! to the paint and I pound you//80 degreez when I tell you chumps "please/raise up of my N-U-Ts," points? y'all gets none on me//At ease, my skills like a 25 yr. old Mike Jordan/watchin you 2 niggas hoop is pure concentrated boredom//any of the rest of you cats hoop? y'all can get it, too/mainly Big J and J-Dolo, or any of the rest of you dupes..."
It's all love, I'm just keepin the lyrical juices flowin. Somethin for everybody I say. I expect AND look forward to 3:16 and Qoolout's responses. And Big J, I know you don't flow, but I'm listenin for you, too. J-Dolo? What's up?
Let me get this straight... This bitch Tweet is playin with herself? Damn, I'm tryin to get an unedited copy of that video. Did y'all know she was masterbatin? I thought she was at first, but Fabolous through me off.
Qool, Big J, I caught the Family Guy on FOX Thursday nights. Check it out, whodies.
I'm bout to "leaf(leave)" like Ryan. Peace!
Hold up, hold up, that ain't it. Here it is...
I'm out like "of style." Peace!
To the rest, look out for east double 9 in a mailbox near you. You'll understand later.
I'm out like Jordan for at least 9 more games. Peace!
― Hillis 3000, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Muthaflippin Mike, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― J-Dolo, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Qool, you know muthafuckers keep stealing words and sentances from your repotoire, well, just to prove that it happens to the rest of us, who do you think was the first person to use the term "vets/veterans" up on here? huh... well... 3:16, thats who! WHAT?!? I said 3:16, THATS WHO!!!!! HAHA!
So on that note, I'ma leave you to chill with your bitches, I got Alicia Keys coming round with some strawberries and cream later. Shout outs to all the VETS! Hillis, Qoolout, Stone Cold J-dolo, Manny, Steph, Best, Hollywood J, etc. WHERE YOU AT LOX, I'M WRITING IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU DAWG!!!!!!
I'm out like my knee!
― 3:16, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
"If I'm not better than BIG, I'm the closest one"--Jay-z
"I'm from where niggas pull your car,and argue all day about/Who's the best MC's, Big, Jay-z and Nas"--Jay-z
"Not positive,who's the best? Pac,Nas and Big."---Nas
"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat criminal that blast the heat/"---Prodigy
"Who's tale you tellin?/Are you frail or felon?/Were you makin sales or watchin niggas sellin?/---Cormega
"Somehow the rap game reminds me of a crack game"--Nas
"Who shot ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"--Prodigy
"I take this war shit deeply/ I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat/"--2Pac
And finally, a quote from from the Greatest of All Time.......
"Biggie smalls is the illiest/Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin about, Willis?/---B.I.G.
Peace,vets!
I'm out like a runaway slave (Hillis I know it was basic but it was the only thing I could think of lol)