Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
daily currant is a shitty "fake news" satire site fwiw
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 6 May 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
Hahaha. Aw.
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
I was a belieber.
― davey, Monday, 6 May 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
for some reason i felt genuine relief when i found out that wasn't a true story
― we r all just trying to interpret reality in a way that's comforting (Treeship), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
So did JBieb.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
@tejucole What fresh hell is this? RT @justinbieber: AFRICA
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
he's in capetown
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
sweet tweet, bieb!
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
Is it 3012 yet.
― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:57 (thirteen years ago)
soon
― markers, Saturday, 15 June 2013 04:57 (thirteen years ago)
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― you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 June 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8e174a54/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-justin-bieber
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)
http://gawker.com/justin-bieber-orders-bodyguards-to-carry-him-up-chinas-1433222500
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)
Fuck this dude.
http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/
― The Reverend, Sunday, 22 December 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)
jfc
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 December 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)
tumblr seems to think it's a hoax, "nationalreport.net" also has an article up claiming the duck dynasty guy has a gay lover
― the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (reddening), Sunday, 22 December 2013 11:29 (twelve years ago)
yeah it's a spoof site, tho in what way exactly is this supposed to be 'funny' is a real headscratcher
― Mind Taker, Sunday, 22 December 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)
a fitting end to justin bieber's career: all the news is unflattering spoofs
― katherine, Sunday, 22 December 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
similar to that recent "kanye compares himself to nelson mandela" fake news story that basically took advantage of the fact that it was so similar to all the other bullshit he's actually said lately
― some dude, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)
Also takes advantage of why we read these sort of stories, schadenfreude/wish fulfillment, etc.
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
but when has justin bieber said anything negative/interesting about anyone/anything
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 22 December 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
i guess that plays up the idea of him being a brat or something
"fuck bill clinton"
― dyl, Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)
word tho
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/415683404462436352
WELP
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)
"Lol"
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
^^ He tweeted that and he seems to have deleted it while the original "I'm retiring" tweet remains up. I better be paid to keep y'all up to date on this breaking news while everyone else is enjoying Christmas Eve with family.
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)
'journals' is great
― sisilafami, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)
he said "I'm actually retiring" in a radio interview last week in response to a question about the future, the whole thing has a creepy feel of him just getting out these little cries for help every time he gets a chance to blurt out something not pre-approved by management.
― some dude, Thursday, 26 December 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)
kinda inspiring to think of the dude goin "wait...I'm not really going to need any more money...there's really no reason for me to keep doing this"
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 December 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
bieber could def blow through $200 mill or whatever if he just quit the game
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 26 December 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)
how much do those drop crotch pants cost?
― some dude, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)
also have you see this kid with a mustache wtf guy http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/09/biebers-wispy-new-mustache-from-all-angles.html
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)
that's a mustache?
― billstevejim, Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
Part of me wants to see Justin Bieber disappear for a few months and then reemerge with a glorious, full blown beard. All the pieces are in alignment...
― Ex Slacker, Thursday, 26 December 2013 04:17 (twelve years ago)
it will be interesting to see if this "retirement" lasts any longer than jay-z's publicity stunt hiatus
― billstevejim, Thursday, 26 December 2013 04:26 (twelve years ago)
I'm hoping for either coming out or gender transition
but I'm bracing for some Chris Gaines shizz
― the tune was space, Thursday, 26 December 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)
I was intrigued by the retirement comment. I feel like I missed his career.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:29 (twelve years ago)
he needs to do an album with crazy horse
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:48 (twelve years ago)
I think Biebs should go to college high school
― SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)
this thread crashes my iphone
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)
Dammit I was really looking forward to his Britney/shaved head/off the leash phase. Because we were clearly getting close to that. I guess he has better advisors/wranglers.
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
even if he actually stopped releasing music anytime soon (which has a maybe 10% of actually happening), he's definitely not going to stop being hounded by the press or stop getting caught doing dumb 19 year old stuff.
― some dude, Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)
don't stop beliebing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 December 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)
Does anyone know who produced "One Life", one of the bonus tracks off Journals? Wikipedia says it was co-written by Drake (so lyrically, it's very Drake Kidz) and it sounds very Drake-like in sound as well so I suspect it's either 40 or Boi-1da.
― Murgatroid, Monday, 30 December 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
felony egg throwing?
― how's life, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:26 (twelve years ago)
wuts up w the bieby 2day
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 18:52 (twelve years ago)
he fucked his neighbor's house up via eggs
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 21:53 (twelve years ago)
scared his daughter