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The Autelcas
The Cielos
Motrin Like Candy
20th Century Limited
The War on Jazz
The Double Rockers
The Universal Frequencies
The Kitten Heels
The Space Race

― derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Warp Drive
Rigal 4
Ready Room
The Cardassians
The Borg
7 of 9
Jabba the hut
Data
number 1
holodeck
fishfoof
butter run
Enterptse
butter

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Worf Drive

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Not Quite Right (someone just said it to me)

"Hi, we're Not Quite Right and this is 'Terrible'"

― Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil Spector Eat World. or how bout Britney Eat World. wait no, i got it: And you will know us by the trail of EAT WORLD

― hector, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

White Courtesy Phone

FWIW, Charlie there actually was a band called The Not Quite

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The Unplanned Pregnancies

or if I could get a female lead singer ...

Nancy & the Unplanned Pregnancies

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Screen Kiss.

The Pathetic Fallacies.

The Tritones.

― Kate Dornan, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Boktoi Destroyer

Sahl Hype

Looptik Swizzle

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Vas Deferens and the Ejaculates

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Nixon Cynical and the Sheah...Rights.

The elipsis is crucial to the name.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The Utopian Tubes

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Stacks Of CDs

― JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex With Children

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Minus Daisy

Plekthoid

Spring Wind Gabriel

― Colin O, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Pantomime of the Falling Huron

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Cumon
Aerogina
Swang
Cushy Whip
Hewjon
Perestroika!
Wet All Over
Shovey
The Hang Boys
The Nutcracker Sweet
Uhnnh!
Softlock
Only If Your Lonely

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Hitler and the Singing Shits

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

My Fuzzy Nuts on Your Dashboard

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Genital Clams

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

random phallus

bestial frolics

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

the grey flaps

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex With Children
What instruments will Gary Glitter and Jonathan King play in yer new band?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

euwww...on second thought...don't answer that.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Support Our Heroin Habit

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

One Syllable Names:

Squish
Pong
Plead
Kong
Tube
Croc
Ploop or Plop
Cite
Tact
Harsh

Naughty Ones:
Krahp
Kauk
Fvck
Cum

Damn, I checked at AMG and half of these are already taken

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

How about making people sound like idiots or foreigners when they pronounce your band's name:

The Beat Tells
The Rawling Stoons
Moody Vawters
Starry O Lab
The Baych Boys
My El's Dove Is

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

96 Lipbalms
Burton's Finger Scotch
Antifroissement
Strato 35mm
Fragments Of De Stijl
This Placeholder's Saving Grace

― Poppy (poppy), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

F region

n : the highest region of the ionosphere (from 90 to 600 miles up) that contains the highest concentration of free electrons and is most useful for long-range radio transmission

I imagine some German techno artist with this one

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Chippy Chapman and The Brown Beaver Band
Tickle The Clit

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Idontwannatalkaboutit

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

MASS:DEBATE

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Foreign Kitchen, the latest Raina Maria copyists.

― Callum (Callum), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

The Blank Discs

Modem

8-way Hub

The i1X0rz

― phil jones (interstar), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny and the Selfish Schmoozers
T. Bag
Headlining
Show's Been Cancelled

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

taking a cue from janni, here's a couple for those w/low expectations:

Opening Act
Hack
Dropped from Label

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Singer/Songwriter

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Diane Warren's Missing Talent

...and a name that's built to pull in the crowds:

Free Porn!

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Alt:Control

Fatal Error

The Post-Its

LOL OL

Synesthesis

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's my batch of really bad garage band names:

Dame Edna
Cassius Mandela and the White Apologists
The Talents
The Vulgar Voles
Fatlip
The Psychedelic Playground
Hendrisk
The Stoned Alone
Curseweather
Fox Pass
Jimmy & The Jeepsters

Why is it this such stupid fun?

― squirrel_police, Thursday, 6 February 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Bingo Bango and Them Accordion Boys
Byzantine Chinchilla

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Clam Idea
Browsercrash
You Need More Windows
PS2

― janni (janni), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

10t2 o'#eh 113tt52

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Around 1992 we had fun inventing names inspired by mighty 'ardkore japesters Altern 8. Being, er, 16 at the time, our winneres were:

Masturb 8
Fornic 8
Veget 8

and the winner?

Beer Cr 8

eyethangyew.

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"You Need More Windows"

Mind if I borrow this one?

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

May I call my band Twee-Rex? I just love that.

― Adam A. (Keiko), Thursday, 6 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

an old man fashioning a kayak from a log

― minna (minna), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Plaster Paris

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*Byzantine Chinchilla*
I want this one, Bruce.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Squamous Creams
Mandelbra Set
Cherryoak Door

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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Death Bed The Band That Fucks People

― Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

the Cyst Pixels

― Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

A friend of mine has alway had the briliant idea for a band called Birth Control with the logo being outlined with a coat hanger..

― SeanWayne, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

The Wet Plums

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

^with the logo being outlined by a coat hanger

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jay Lenonononono

― three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Sunday, 3 April 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Mansplain

― and yet (unregistered), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

Bagheera

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

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